Mumblings of an Irate Pangolin (The Collected Chimping Dandy Book 1)
by Rob Grimes
Price verified 5 hours ago
This is Volume 1 of the collected works of The Chimping Dandy. Author, Blogger, Humourist, Flashtronaut and lover of Pangolins (But not in that way).
There are Seventy-Five stories representing nearly a year of irreverent writing, on such various themes as Polar Bears, Motorcycling, Lego, Physical Injuries to Myself, and The Paranormal (WoOoOoOoOoOo), which are guaranteed to make you laugh on the bus, or the train, or the aeroplane, or the toilet... Well, at least smile... Well, perhaps get people to ask whether you've got indigestion at least.
Almost all of the stories have a basis in truth, although a number have been edited to add some much needed pathos, bathos and custard. (and for spelling... Mostly for spelling.)
Should you buy this book? Well of course you should, I went to the trouble of writing it, then publishing it on the Kindle, If you're amazingly rich, you could buy it as a real book that you can use for swatting flies or propping up a wonky table or dropping in the bath - I'll even sign and number it for you for the price of the return postage, and possibly write a pithy epithet too, if that's what your heart desires.
(In fact, if you buy the real, paper book, you can download the Kindle version for free and gratis!
As a discerning reader, the least you can do is hit the 'Buy this truly splendid Kindle book' button. (Your button may actually be named differently, but it should be around somewhere. Try the corners, they sometimes like to hide the button in the corners.)
It's not like you need the money... Well, you might need the money, but I need the money more, if I wasn't starving, I couldn't really call myself an artist could I? I have children, and they have mouths that need feeding. Not buying this book literally takes bread from my children's mouths, and they kind of like bread.
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
Length: 309 Pages (2,007 KB)Lending: EnabledAdded: Aug 3rd, 2020