These three short satires cement Preston Coleman's place as the freshest, most irreverent voice in American politics. On the heels of "The Lost Gospel of Donald," this compilation adds a short, sharp left to the knockout blow landed so squarely to the right in that controversial work.
What "The Lost Gospel of Donald" does to Mr. Trump, "Those Arkansaw Bumkins" did to Mr. and Ms. Clinton two decades ago. Subtitled "A Gremlin in His Goober," this filthy fairy tale follows the administration of Co-Presidents Billy Bumkin and his wife, Hilda Hamrod, as they preside over the White Castle. With a mischievous gremlin residing below his belt, Billy's leftward bend is inevitably exposed in a scene never to be forgotten.
"The Oinky Boinky Machine" features Jonathan Livingston Ostrich, an earthbound bird who longs to fly, as he's swept up in a plot to overturn the tyranny of the marauding machine that has gooped up all the good ostrich holes, leaving the poor birds with only one "hole" to ...
THE WORLD IS YOURS FOR THE MAKING
Prepare for an adventure of limitless possibilities as you build, mine, battle mobs, and explore the ever-changing Minecraft landscape.
Do you want to learn how to play Minecraft? And what about the Red Stone?
This book will explain you everything you need to know to get started.
In Minecraft, players explore a blocky, procedurally-generated 3D world, and may discover and extract raw materials, craft tools, build structures or earthworks, and depending on game mode, can fight computer-controlled "mobs", as well as either cooperate with or compete against other players in the same world. These modes include a survival mode, in which players must acquire resources to build the world and maintain health, and a creative mode, where players have unlimited resources. Players can modify the game to create new gameplay mechanics, items, and assets.
Minecraft has been critically acclaimed, winning several awards and being cited as one of the greatest and ...
A djinn, sealed in a jar for three thousand years, has been found by Horace Ventimore, a young and not very flourishing architect. Upon his release the djinn expresses his gratitude by seeking to grant his benefactor's every wish--generally with results the very opposite to those desired!
Genre: Humor & Entertainment Length: 202 Pages (265 KB) Lending: Not Enabled Added: Jul 2nd, 2020
Jane Austen was an English novelist known primarily for her six major novels, which interpret, critique and comment upon the British landed gentry at the end of the 18th century. Austen's plots often explore the dependence of women on marriage in the pursuit of favourable social standing and economic security. Her works critique the novels of sensibility of the second half of the 18th century and are part of the transition to 19th-century literary realism. Her use of biting irony, along with her realism, humour, and social commentary, have long earned her acclaim among critics, scholars, and popular audiences alike.
With the publications of Sense and Sensibility (1811), Pride and Prejudice (1813), Mansfield Park (1814) and Emma (1816), she achieved success as a published writer. She wrote two additional novels, Northanger Abbey and Persuasion, both published posthumously in 1818, and began another, eventually titled Sanditon, but died before its completion. She also left behind three ...
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Okay, so we've all been there. You've got the van full of baked beans and curry, the missus has packed her knitting and you have a route planned out for the winter away. Boxing day, south towards Dover. A day or two to travel through France (too expensive) before entering Northern Spain. Head slowly down the coast then February and March along the Costa del Sol. Spend April in the Portugese Algarve before heading back to the UK for May. It's a good plan. Thousands of people do it. Slight problem though... Most of Yorkshire and every old fart in a bungalow have decided that their lives would be so much better if you were limited to just 90 days in the EU. But don't worry. We have spent the last decade of winters in Morocco. It is a brilliant place for motorhomes. In this book, through experience, I'll attempt to tell you everything you need to know about travelling in a motorhome in Morocco.
A month in Spain, two or three months in Morocco then a month or so to make your way back ...
Tim Cleverley inherits a failing pub in Wales, which he plans to rescue by enlisting an American pulp novelist to concoct an entirely fabricated "mystery" about Gerald Manley Hopkins, who composed "The Wreck of the Deutschland" nearby. Blending the real stories of Hopkins and the shipwrecked nuns he wrote about with a contemporary love story, while casting a wry eye on the Dan Brown industry, The Hopkins Conundrum is a highly original mix of commercial fiction, literary biography, and satirical commentary.