Ex-witch Hattie wants her life back, or she'd rather die.
Since her horrid husband stole her money and magic one Halloween, he treats her like a slave.
At her wit's end, hope arrives in the form of a hunky horror writer she has loved for years.
Can this master-plotter help Hattie get her magic back? Is the attraction mutual? Will the greedy husband get his just desserts? And not just his spotted dick and custard.
If you enjoy romance, magic, and second chances, you'll love this zany romantic comedy.
Join Hattie on her ...
Who would think one crummy day could change your life for the better?
All Ray Bowler wants to do is sell his failing Hilda's Bar, travel around in his rust-bucket trailer, and have campfire beer-side chats with other quirky off-grid campers.
After a few too many Buzzard's Burritos margaritas, things change. With his Court paper in hand, Ray is sent to Hammerhead's Counseling and Sober Steve's RV Park.
Getting sober and sorting out his life isn't part of Ray's plan. The busybodies tell Ray that only one simple thing needs to ...
For fans of Sophie Ranald, Fiona Gibson and Mhairi McFarlane.
Dating hasn't always turned out well for Lucy and her latest prospect isn't any different when this 'perfect' man turns out to be... well, rather charmless. Not that she cares, but for some reason Lucy always seems to be making a fool of herself infront of this jerk when they keep bumping into each other.
But what happens when he helps her out of a sticky situation? Maybe this charmless man isn't as charmless as she first thought?
Could he possibly be attracted to her? ...
1938 - Krista is living and working in the tiny village of Metz on the French-German border.
The world she has lived in all her life is changing. There is a feeling of oppression in the air. People no long stop to chat with their neighbours. Young men she grew up with are joining Hitler's Youth - becoming disruptive bullies.
Then Krista overhears a conversation that will change her life. She must escape. Without a plan and with no time to think, she hides in the back of a car driven by an Englishman - and finds herself being ...
"Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts, well my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn't just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know, I've seen it in action.
This introduction put Russell on the runner-up list for The Independent newspaper's 'Opening Gambits' competition.
Here is the full book, enjoy.
Ancient Tomb Deities Reboot as a Non-invasive Stomach Reduction Clinic
Even though the Sons of Horus have ventured outside their tomb after centuries of fruitless organ guarding, they still can't get a date. It sounds cool to be an actual god, but not if one's head resembles a baboon, falcon or jackal.
Halloween is their best shot at casual romance, and the brothers implore Stinky and Eddie to take them to a party. Their pick-up lines are older than the pyramids, and the hapless quartet sadly prepares to return home for another ...
There is something very disturbing about the President's Hair. It appears to have a life of its own. Just try not to look at it.
Toupee or not toupee
We shall overcomb
Hairdressers of the world unite... we need you.
Bridget Jones Diary meets The Commitments
Writing songs for a would-be pop star is painful. When young, gay songwriter Duncan falls in love, he writes a love song. When he gets dumped, he writes a break-up song. Luckily for his songwriting career, his love life is a roller-coaster.
When his long-term boyfriend breaks up with him, Duncan finds solace in music. And pancakes, of course. With the help of his sassy diva singer and best friend Marlene, her ex-boyfriend guitarist, and a local music producer, they form a musical dream team ...
*****Brought back so many good memories of growing up and working in the Notting Hill area. Loved all the characters and can't wait to see what they get up to next. BRILLIANT
In the colourful surroundings of the Portobello market, comes a comedy story featuring a group of friends for whom age and diversity is no barrier to having a good time. Join them on their crazy adventures across London town. From the people that are really old in the local old people's home to the local residents fundraising to keep it open. ...
It's December 2011 (a year and a bit later) and Momma D and the whole crew are back. Only this time they're bringing a whole load of new characters with them.
It's the run up to Christmas and there seems to be a strange atmosphere hovering not only over the Tuff Nuff Estate but London town in general.
After strange goings on of the suspected paranormal kind. The performing arts academy that the twins attend is shut down. And when darkness falls Momma D and the crew decide to go into the derilict building to investigate armed with ...
In Park Avenue or Bust!, the second instalment of the series, Vanessa E. Vasa, long financed by her Uncle Edward, discovers that she is on the verge of bankruptcy. This despite the publication of her 'acclaimed' Mayfair Conundrum, and a burgeoning conundrum consultancy in London. Pushing aside the suggestions of her ever sound lady's assistant, Mildred Ypres, she decides to flight to New York, set up her American HQ on Park Avenue, and take an internship at the United Nations Development Organisation (UNDO). Facing the learning curve ...
Ben is an eighth grade boy with a twin sister named Beth. On the way home from school one day, Ben's friend caused him a bit of trouble. Because of his friend's shenanigans, Ben's bus privileges were revoked. Ben would have to walk to school!
So, Ben recruited his friend Cole to take the shortcut through the haunted woods. While crossing through the forbidden forest, they found an old bottle. All that happened next was the weirdest day EVER!
When David left his home in Beavers Bluffs, Nebraska to take up the all-expenses-paid Arnold Shuttlebottom Scholarship to major in European History at the University of Yorkshire in Sheffield, England (he was the only applicant!), little did he realise what awaited him.
What did await him were the stunningly beautiful Samantha, the chain-smoking, private school-educated Paul, the vivacious Pam, the gargantuan Lard-Arse, the nymphomaniac Cathy and the bed-wetting lunatic Brain-Dead.
Not to mention Pull a Pig competitions, ...
Jacob is a nearly broke Bay Area Private Investigator who has not had a case for a considerable amount of time. One day a woman enters his office to find her missing brother, Tony Cliff. Jacob tracks Tony to LITTER, a Silicon Valley Tech Company. There he finds out that Tony may or may not be selling methamphetamine to the LITTER Programmers.
Jacob enlists his frenemy Tommy to help find Tony. They have a troubled relationship due to an incident when they were in high school where Tommy believed Jacob turned on him.
Everything is not ...
For a committed democrat, it sure does suck when you lose an election.
You know what I mean?
Nearly half the country refuses to listen to the other half. We think we know what the other side means, but we never venture outside our own bubbles to actually find out.
Libertarian Connor infiltrates both bubbles in a Midwestern town on Election Wednesday 2016 and brings readers along for a wry non-partisan tour of the "Bubble Battles." He even offers a solution... not that any bubble dwellers will listen.
This novelette is a work of ...
WHAT IF WE HAD A REAL LEADER IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
Somewhere in a parallel universe, the President of those United States caught the coronavirus, gave it to his cabinet and the opposition party's leaders, and they all died. What happened next was considered a miracle.
Barry Liam O'Feld, CEO of B L O'Feld Megalomaniac Industries (BLOMI), wants a super evil secret lair building in a remote South Seas location to destroy the planet or possibly worse, so he needs a project manager; which is fortunate as Brian wants a job. Unfortunately Brian is a catering manager, so naturally he lies. Luckily for Brian, lying is a core value for O'Feld Industries.
In Project: Evil follow the progress of Brian's project meeting by meeting,
observing the interaction of the various stakeholders from the project ...
Three spartans. One princess. Various monsters. What could go wrong?
The Hard Blokes of Sparta fell through a portal into a strange magical world Now every day is a 'don't-get-eaten-by-a-dragon' day.
The Hard Blokes are trying to make things work, but compared to the creatures that live here, they're not quite as hard as they thought they were. They have one last chance to prove themselves: rescue a princess, or face involuntary enrolment in a brutal-fighting-pit scenario.
But how can a man - even a Spartan - compete with orcs ...
It's 2016 in America, which means it's election time! Santa Claus has always been kind of racist, so naturally he gravitates toward the Donald, the mentally deranged, bigoted Republican candidate supported by the KKK and Neo-Nazis. Bigfoot, on the other hand, has always been a bleeding heart liberal, so he of course supports Hill-Dawg, the shady, calculating Democratic nominee who also happens to be the wife of the beloved former president, Slick Willy. When The Donald announces one of his infamous race-baiting campaign rallies in ...
Mrs. Battle's Vampire Survival 101 class comes to a screaming halt when they encounter a werewolf in the midst of a field trip to San Francisco Airport. The moon is full and the hot-blooded werewolf begs to meet Sir John Falstaff. The werewolf is on a desperate rescue mission and the vampires old and new agree to help him.
Genre: Humor & Satire
/ Length: 28 Pages (2,585 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Oct 28th, 2020
All the ingredients of classic chick lit, told from the perspective of the Gay Best Friend.
There's a fine line between being quirky and being downright weird, and Lou had unknowingly crossed it years ago...
Twenty-nine-year-old Lou Lawrence has been coasting through life. He resides at the family home in the small town of Crockham for £40 a week and changes jobs whenever the going gets tough. But the one thing that doesn't come easily to Lou is his relationships with men.
Lou believes that all his problems will disappear when ...
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy blames God.
A whimsical tale of a love-starved youth who came to the United States as a grumbling child many years ago. One day, he meets a beautiful girl who really makes him feel like he's living inside an everyday paradise. She doesn't care about his looks or the depth of his pocket, and she shows him warmth and companionship unlike he's ever felt before. As time flies by, the boy swears to dedicate himself to tying the knot with her once he starts making money. However, he fails to realize ...