Ancient Tomb Deities Reboot as a Non-invasive Stomach Reduction Clinic
Even though the Sons of Horus have ventured outside their tomb after centuries of fruitless organ guarding, they still can't get a date. It sounds cool to be an actual god, but not if one's head resembles a baboon, falcon or jackal.
Halloween is their best shot at casual romance, and the brothers implore Stinky and Eddie to take them to a party. Their pick-up lines are older than the pyramids, and the hapless quartet sadly prepares to return home for another year of frustrating celibacy.
Eddie thoughtlessly offers the baboon a banana, but Stinky had a better idea. Read on.
About Stinky Stories
Stinky and Eddie appear in almost eighty comic short stories in the #1 bestselling Amazon series. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he's already doing it. They're as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate.
Stinky doesn't go looking ...
Genre: Mythology & Folk Tales Length: 39 Pages (429 KB) Lending: Enabled Added: Oct 16th, 2019
Welcome to Diablo Falls, where the world of the supernatural is out in the open, and where fangs, fur, and magic are the norm. Join the authors of Bite Club and meet those who are experiencing paranormal firsts in our growly, filthy collection of thirteen steamy "First Time" short stories.
Because we all know... you never forget your first.
~~~ First Hunt ~~~
What happens when you fall for the creature you were taught to hunt?
I was raised as a hunter - trained to kill all of the monsters that go bump in the night. I left that life behind, vowing to never kill unless necessary. Unfortunately, necessary happened pretty quickly. With blood on my hands and no place to go, I rely on the help of a sexy rancher. Turns out he's a wolf shifter and I'm falling hard. FML.
When I inherited the family ranch, my whole life went to hell. Then, I met Violet. She's strong, sexy, and just feisty enough to put up with someone like me. Basically, she's everything I ever wanted in ...
Genre: Mythology & Folk Tales Length: 64 Pages (2,938 KB) Lending: Not Enabled Added: Oct 15th, 2019