It started out as a friendly little bet to see who could be the first one to be dumped by all of his Face Place friends. Then it got ugly. Also includes The Mulligan's Island Murders, Maisy and the Anaconda, Please God, Not Here! and more. Funny and Dark!
"Continued brilliance. The characters will make you laugh and cry and fume while you're reading. Comic Irish writing at its best." Colin Quinn
NOTE: Although this book is part of the DERRY WOMEN SERIES, there is no cliffhanger. It is true that the characters get older as the series progresses, but each book is a complete story, and can be enjoyed without having read the previous book.
For those of you who prefer a gentler reading experience, a PG version of this book is also available here on Amazon.
Desperate mother of seven, ...
Just when you think a job is finished, the real work starts!
The Lump, Meena, and Flynn embark on a journey to return the hated dragon, Red-Line, back to the Darklands. However, the visit stretches on longer than intended when the party encounters a previously unknown civilization. Meanwhile, back home turmoil abounds as political unrest rocks the three Lands. Will the Lump ever find peace or will he be forever embroiled in his quest?
Dragon In The Darklands is the third and final book in The Lump Adventures, an epic fantasy with a ...
Meshed up words for messed up times. Creative word play for reading between the lines and lies. Part dictionary and part anthology of poems. Over one thousand new words and terms defined. Satiric poetry from a progressive viewpoint. Why bemoan the goings on in D.C. when you can laugh at them?
Some call him the fat wizard, and others call him the portly prestidigitator. His name is Nor, and he prefers to be known as the Chubby Wizard. Along with his steadfast companions Bruce the bard and Kris the Elf-Kin, the Chubby Wizard protects Nydium from the most grave threats. When a manticore threatens the stability of the realm, the heroes set off to stop the foul beast from the Darklands. During their quest the group learns that the Chubby Wizard has unfortunate family ties and keep hearing about a mysterious wager. They run ...
Sixty-five million years ago, Martian astronomers discovered that the third planet from the sun was in the direct path of a giant asteroid, and a collision would occur in less than one Earth year. Such a rare event was of great interest to Martian scientists. To record the impact and its aftermath, the Martians traveled to Earth and placed data collection instrumentation at various locations.
The mission was successful but marred when one of the space travelers was attacked and devoured by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. A small black monitor ...
The night that changed her life.
Odele thinks she's dead as something bad has happened.
The night that changed his life.
Davey feels alive as something good has happened.
Four years later and that single moment has left its mark on both of them.
She has to come to terms with the physical and emotional torture she was put through.
He has to come to terms with the mental barrier stopping him from being a success again.
Both their lives intertwine in an unexpected turn of events; where they realise each of them is ...
In a world of turmoil and nonsensical behavior, along comes "When the Sky is Falling, Try not to Stand Under It," a collection of tales that at one time would have been bizarre, but in today's world just seem like something reported on CNN. David Bart, a person probably in need of therapy, has penned a series of stories viewed through a glass darkly, and yet gleefully throwing aside any attempt to adhere to social norms or politically correct ideas. Audacious, rebellious, irreverent and yet oddly entertaining, these tales invite the ...
What sort of man calls himself the Lump? The kind who wants people to mind their own mud-kissing business!
Thirteen years ago Oliver's father died in a battle against Red Line, the savage dragon that plagued Aardland. Oliver has since grown into a very large man with little ambition, earning him a new name: "The Lump." When Flynn, a glory seeking adventurer, and Meena, a mysterious foreign girl, arrive with news that Red Line has stirred once again, the Lump finds himself reluctantly embroiled in a quest to defeat the dragon. Their ...
Humor, Heat, Action and Sass...
"What the heck are you doing here? I could've killed you!"
"Sugar, I strolled on up, whistling. I figured you couldn't miss me."
A dick in Manhattan? You've got to be kidding me.
Don't get me wrong. I respect she's got plenty of attitude. I especially hold her Uncle Vinny, a mob boss, in high esteem. Both he and her police-chief father explain how I should book my own funeral if I mess with her.
Not much for authority, I thank them for their concern. However, she's mine and I plan on keeping her. ...
Consider what would happen if a bumbling character like Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum had been told with the quirky voice of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and she was trying to get a job at Hogwarts.
Clarissa Lawrence has been fired from multiple internships as a student teacher for reasons outside her control. Magical things keep happening to her... like the students turning into frogs. Her love life isn't any more normal, considering how her boyfriends keep mysteriously suffering from heart attacks. Clarissa doesn't know how to ...
Casey works as an assistant at a private investigator. They get a very strange case from some dim-witted twins. Then Casey's life takes a turn and soon she finds herself embroiled in some sticky situations.
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Tori is still angry that her relationship with her fiance had dissolved, even though she ended it. She has always been unfortunate when it comes to relationships. This becomes apparent when she goes on two dates on the same day. She has different motives as her relationships develop with both of them.
She works in the flashy world of corporate sponsorships and her co-worker is Devan, who is a fiesty spirit and happens to be gay.
Join them as they both strive to please their boss and find committed love.
How far would you go, to go home?
A magical accident strands selfish Prince Eric and his reluctant fiancée on a strange new world. The inhabitants look up to them (literally) as gods and playing along is the easy option.
To Dictator Tarquil, their arrival really is a gift from the gods: just what he needs to cement his power and settle some old scores.
Eric and Tille only want to go home. But they're mere pawns in the hands of ruthless men, in the midst of a brutal war. With the fate of two worlds at stake, even gods would ...
"Trump Dog" is funny fast-paced political satire that takes place several years in the future when people come to believe Donald Trump was reincarnated as a dog. The main character is a struggling, down-on-his-luck freelance artist, named Jerry Kendall. One day Jerry goes to an animal shelter and adopts a big, rambunctious and unruly mutt named Mabel. Through a fluke accident, neighbors and the media come to mistakenly believe that Mabel is the reincarnation of Donald Trump. Even though Jerry knows this belief is untrue, he continues ...
If you like a good story, don't miss this compelling and complex tale. Bridget and Megan are out for a night of clubbing in the 80's, They are both having trouble finding love. Bridget makes a huge mistake, so does Megan. The consequences of their night out has major repercussions on both of their lives. Things get very complicated and heated as Bridget tries to make the best of a bad situation, but she ends up making terrible choices that make things so much worse.
The story is full of an array of characters. It is unpredictable, ...
Nikki Grey's idea of living dangerously is not wearing a seatbelt, yet calamity always seems to find her.
Friends Who Move Couches is a laugh-out-loud story about life, friendship, quieting your inner critic, and surviving rejection.
Married to a workaholic, mothering three rebellious kids, and feuding with neighborhood friends, Nikki Grey forgets her problems one afternoon by smoking marijuana. That blunder ignites a lifelong yet dormant medical condition, and she loses her driver's license. Suddenly stranded in her home, she's ...