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The Stinky Fustilarian (Stinky Stories Book 27) by Peter Grant Price verified one hour ago

Slimy things abound when Stinky looks under the rocks in an obscure state office. Stinky is always fresh, but in this tale he's a fresh young lawyer with an odd assignment. He and a colleague are tasked with unclogging a mysterious backlog in a dark corner of a state bureaucracy. Stinky isn't sure what to do when a staffer hands him some disturbing, but unrelated information. There are no happy endings for fustilarians in a Stinky Story, and if you are worried that you might be one, read on to see if you're safe. About Stinky Stories Stinky and Eddie appear in almost eighty comic short stories in the #1 bestselling Amazon series. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he's already doing it. They're as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate. Stinky doesn't go looking for trouble, but he can't hide from it. It's part of the "best looking man on the planet" package. Stinky is never entirely comfortable with coworkers whether he's flirting with his new paralegal, dodging an enormous needle poised over his assistant's voodoo doll or refusing to search for a pair of missing panties. Stinky and Eddie would like to live quietly, but lucky for us it never happens. Stinky and Eddie are supported by a collection of outrageous guest stars and an ever expanding cast of relatives. The stories are witty and literate and readers don't have to leave their brains in a jar to enjoy them. Whether it's a flat-out farce, bedroom comedy, sexy romp, sly satire or screwball family intrigue, you're never far from a happy ending in every Stinky story. Isn't that what we really need these days? If you're curious about Stinky and Eddie's other humorous adventures, go to www.stinkyandeddie.com for quotes of the week, frequently asked questions, publication information and news of our boys' dealings. Information about Peter Grant's published works, Stinky or otherwise is on his Amazon author ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 49 Pages (371 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

To Squeeze a Prairie Dog: An American Novel by Scott Semegran (Mutt Press) 4.1 Stars (25 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

"Humorous yet uplifting at the same time. By the novel's last page, readers will be longing for more." -- BlueInk Reviews (Starred Review) 2019 Readers' Favorite International Book Award Winner: Silver Medal for Fiction - Humor/Comedy This is the story of J. D. Wiswall, a sincere young man from a small town, who joins a state government agency in a data entry department comprised of quirky clerks. Quickly endearing himself to the diverse group in Unit 3, J. D. learns his coworkers have a pact to share the $10,000 prize if they win a cost-savings program for a suggestion that could save the government money, in turn helping them rise above their own personal struggles. A multimillion-dollar cost-savings suggestion is accidentally discovered by J. D.'s supervisor, the goof-off alcoholic Brent Baker. This lucrative discovery catches the attention of crotchety Governor Dwayne Bennett, a media-hungry demagogue, who turns the coworkers of Unit 3 into props for his selfish political reasons. The publicity surrounding the clerks piques the interest of a newspaper reporter, Esther Jean Stinson, whose investigative reporting threatens to reveal the governor's career-ending secret, as well as jeopardizes the prize that the clerks so desperately desire. Along with J. D. and Brent, the lives of the amiable coworkers in Unit 3 are revealed. There is Rita Jackson, the kind matriarch of her large brood, who spends her time outside of work caring for her five struggling children and thirteen wily grandchildren. Then there's Deborah Martinez, a single mother to a felonious son, who struggles to keep her head above her sinking financial woes. There's also Conchino Gonzalez, a quiescent giant of Mexican and Japanese descent, who street races at night to relieve worries about his ailing grandfather in Japan. Finally, J. D. has dreams bigger than his small hometown can provide, and Brent wants nothing more than to drop the bureaucratic routine to become a rock star with his bar ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 332 Pages (2,008 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

GHOST by S.E. McKenzie (S. E. McKenzie Productions) Price verified 3 hours ago

'GHOST' is S.E. McKenzie's fifty-fourth epic poem which explores ghost's life and afterlife.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 25 Pages (2,050 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

Acid Round the Clock by HC (c3f/e) 4.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 10 hours ago

70 stories and anti-stories designed for the short attention span, hi-density, multi-tasker. Packed with insight, voice, and anarchy, these stories and anti-stories range across all knowledge and ignorance and all culture, high and low. They include the seeds for many feature length sci-fi motion pictures, many post M-theory reconceptualizations of fundamental physics and many tragic depictions of near-future social psychological events and forces. Contents: [Nuke Butt][Zero-Zero Vision][Dance Story '07][Apologia][High Think][Power Dying][Dance Story '06][Why Google Maps Sucks][Depth Penalty] [Cons or Truthequence][Maxed][Figure It Out][Generic Book Intro][The Bloggers From Outer Space][Semantics][4 Stories About Naked Being][Catastrophe][Catastrophe II][Dart of Harkness][Ruined World][Disappointed][RedPeace][Zeitgeist][Motorhypomania Nightmare Blues][Task12][Cry In the Wind][Culture][Utter][Liberation][You Are Here][Brainturf][Hostage][Say Yes to Yes!][The Purposelessness-Driven Life][Bots Around the World][Bullshit Talks][Social Security][Encryption][Infinityfreeze][Nature][On the Road Again][On the Road Again 2][On the Road Again 3] [Popular Elitism][Normalcy][Reality TV][Consequence or Consequences][Into Ontology's APIs][Man v. Bot][I Do Not Want Desire][Social Engine][Action!!][Central Wipers][Growing Up][AllIHaveToDoIs][The Greatest Story Never Told][Search][Disney Nature][Tank][Hopes and Dreams][Ideas][Giants] [Situationalize][Values][World Over!][In Spite of Life][At Core][Sunlight][Worldshit]

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 215 Pages (418 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

Before the Ripcord Broke: Stories by Charlie Close 3.6 Stars (3 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

In his new collection of short stories, Charlie Close gives us people who try, succeed, and sometimes fail to connect with others. He gives us a poor family celebrating its first Halloween in a rich neighborhood, a waitress trying to get the attention of the silent new man in town, teachers talking about their students' crushes, a boy stuck in a car with the kid he beat up, a roadie who finally busts loose during sound check, a business consultant who assassinates her client, and a disgraced accountant who frames his wife for his own murder. The stories are told with Charlie Close's unique insight, compassion, and biting sense of humor. They are dark, comic, sweet, ironic, and... weird.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 447 Pages (416 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

Kate (The Sisterhood of St. Gabriel Book 1) by Tammy Domingue 3.9 Stars (20 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

This is the story of a steamy and sexy journey of Kate Keller's post- prison life. She is now a very successful Real Estate mogul and all areas of Kate's life were moving right along except her love life. Her son was now playing college football and she had purchased, remodeled, and turned an old ranch house into her dream house. She and her business partner specialized in extreme homes as well as flipping old beat up ranch houses they would find in the county. On a surprise birthday trip to Texas she runs into her first love, Bo Thomas, in a smoky little honky tonk. Sparks are instantly ignited, but will those sparks turn into love or stay just a spark. She soon finds out as the weekend turns into a birthday celebration she will never forget, but the end of the weekends proves to be a multitude of skeletons falling out of both of their closets. Weeks later Bo shows up on Kate's porch in effort to re-kindle the feel they had that simmering weekend in Texas. They are now faced the trial and tribulations of balancing her past, his crazy soon to be ex-wife, and her career. Will her past of being an ex-con be the deciding factor in their relationship or will it be his current situation? The next events take the reader through unforeseen twists and turns that will keep you on your toes and vigorously flipping pages as well as leave you with tears of heartfelt joy. The author integrates her southern charm and spicy Cajun personality throughout the different characters in the book and she brings humor to the reader where you would least expect it. The book's backdrop is Louisiana and Texas based, but Alabama beaches make an appearance toward this rollercoaster of a love story.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 439 Pages (2,649 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

A Matt Ransom Halloween: Ghost Hunt by Bobby Underwood 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Halloween is growing near, and Matt's buddy Ray, already spooked by strange noises in the morgue, insists the old mansion down the street from Edna's is haunted. When Matt also sees a girl standing at the window of the abandoned old mansion, plans are made for a ghost hunt! With Stacy on her way into town for Halloween, bringing with her some very alluring costumes for her best friend LeAnn and herself, there is sure to be more than a little fun mixed in with the chills! Taking place after The Velvet Sea but before The Tender Shore, this is a fun holiday treat for fans of this unique series.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 49 Pages (2,176 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

Footballers: Featuring Ultimate Lacrosse: The Mistress's Tale (Tales of Gentalia Book 13) by CB Archer 5.0 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

A cast revisited. A ball played with. A Mistress lacrossed off. Industry Giant, Tornado Tech, has done absolutely nothing this time! This time it is The Mistress who is causing the trouble. She is back to squeeze out her explicit revenge on all the previous protagonists from The Tales of Gentalia Series in this giant mash up. But not all revenge plots are planned equal, and soon all the protagonists you remember (and some you don't) are fighting for their lives in the most devious battle to the death in all of video game history: sports! As the game clock ticks down to annihilation so many questions remain unanswered that they don't even fit in this blurb! There are two questions more important than all questions ever asked before as a hook to entice you to read books, the Mistress's personal questions: My killer boobz look super titacular on this cover, right? Aren't you teh jealous? Warning: Contains sexy situations, secret Ds, and more happy endings than that massage parlour everyone warned you about. You know the one, it is located above that seedy convenience store and is open 24 hours a day. It has a vaguely suggestive name and you've never seen people going in there even though it has open for years. Yeah, that one. While part of a series, this is the only novelette in the series that doesn't work as a standalone story! You really need to read the others to understand what is going on.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Size: 2,773 KB
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

A Dead Husband (Jessica Huntington Desert Cities Mystery Book 1) by Anna Celeste Burke 4.3 Stars (209 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

An Amateur Sleuth Who Would Rather Be Shopping "My first day as a sleuth was more Stephanie Plum than Miss Marple." Meet Jessica Huntington, an amateur sleuth with a shopping jones and a black AMEX card. She soon finds out that money can't buy happiness or save your neck. ??? While Hiding Out In Sunny California, Her Best Friend's Husband Is Murdered With her well-planned life in shambles, she's hiding out near Palm Springs, California. When her best friend's husband is murdered, Jessica and her friends are soon stalked by scoundrels in pantyhose, stilettos, Bruno Maglis, and Armani suits. Roger Stone had something that got him killed. What was it and what will they do to get it back? ??? "This book has everything! Suspense, colorful characters, romance, and a beautiful and interesting setting, all woven together with intelligence and wit." USA Today bestselling author, Anna Celeste Burke, brings you an unconventional sleuth hot on the heels of high-living lowlifes in book 1 of the Jessica Huntington Desert Cities Mystery Series. Even in a desert paradise, life is full of surprises like A Dead Husband. Scroll Up And Grab Your Copy Today!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 296 Pages (3,006 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

Flora Mackintosh and The Hungarian Affair (The St. Penrith's Series Book 1) by Anna Reader 4.7 Stars (22 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Flora Mackintosh's only real problem was managing to source decent gin at school - at least until she received a mysterious telegram from an uncle she never knew she had, summoning her to Hungary. Sneaking out of St. Penrith's for Girls and with the promise of adventure in the air, Flora packs her hip-flask, Gauloises, and pistol and sets off for Europe. Accompanied by a new friend and with nothing but the telegram to go on, she finds herself suddenly plunged into a world of espionage, danger and thrilling excitement.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 115 Pages (271 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 17th, 2019

The Finch Family Holiday 5 (Comical Vacations) by Maureen Reil Price verified one hour ago

Who wants to go on holiday when they are ill in bed? Kitty Finch does not so she does her best to get out of the annual family holiday but no, her parents are having none of it so she is going to Turkey whether she likes it or not. Since they will probably kidnap her if, she does not comply and come willingly while she never imagined part of that sentence actually coming true on this trip. Anyway, they are soon off to the airport where her nightmares begin and not for the only time on this holiday does Kitty wish that she had stayed in bed and had not bothered getting up. Not that she wants to appear ungrateful about going on a five-day all-inclusive package holiday in the sun during the school half-term in October, it is just that she will be face-to-face with her ex-husband who she hasn't seen since the wedding fiasco and the less said about that the better. Anyhow, things start looking up for Kitty when a new man comes into play but it also sees Kitty trying to avoid trouble she had not thought about since Amsterdam (The Finch Family Short Break, book 0 and prequel to the Comical Vacations series). Having read The Finch Family Short Break before this one then you will understand the way Kitty is behaving when she fears for her life to bring about plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. It is not all doom and gloom for poor old Kitty because she does get to experience things in Turkey that she never would, had she not gone there and some aspects of it she even enjoys. To find out what happens to the funny Finches in their ongoing saga, simply pick up a copy of this comedy romance novel to see what a British family holidaying abroad gets up to when left to their own devices. Just do not expect it to end there because the Finch family will be back for yet more shenanigans in the next book that is available now. The complete 'Comical Vacations' nine book series The Finch Family Short Break (Book 0) The Finch Family Holiday 1 The Finch Family Holiday 2 The Finch Family ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 251 Pages (1,435 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 16th, 2019

Longbone: Bad Boy Billionaire Dino Exotic Romance by Stix Hiscock 2.8 Stars (15 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Here is the latest from Hugo Award Finalist, Stix Hiscock! Get ready for a pounding you'll never forget, straight from the pelvic exertions of the long-necked Thunder Lizard himself! Longbone As the very last of the dinosaurs, I, Carlton Longbone, had it made. An adoring public who threw money at me left and right. A bigass mansion. All the honeys I could ever want, that I could ever possibly get enough of. And yet, somehow, it wasn't enough. There was always a part of me that was missing, until one day that missing part bounced into my life with her feminine mystique, her unparalleled intellect, and her lovely pair of triple D science balloons. Mammary Jones, paleontologist and sex goddess extraordinaire. The instant I laid eyes on her, I knew she was the love of my life. From that point onward, I knew I'd found someone to fill the absence in me, in a way that no one or nothing else ever could. Once the two of us got together, I knew that nothing could ever separate us. That is, not until Mammary's team unearthed a leather-clad, still-living, motorcycle driving t-rex badass on one of her expeditions. With an arch-rival now vying against me for her affections, I had an awful feeling that Carlton Longbone was about to get Calrton Longboned... INTENDED FOR ADULTS ONLY!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 93 Pages (2,609 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 16th, 2019

The Trumpassic Period -- Year Two: A Path of Darkness by David Belisle 2.5 Stars (9 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

It's been two long, gut-wrenching years in the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir. Two years of chaos-as-king under the new leader, the Tyrumposaurus or T-Rump for short. Just try and keep up with the reptiles and crooked-necked cronies crawling through the Oval Dwelling. This is an era where greed, lies and corruption rear their ugly heads, striving to become the new normal. Breathe deep. Exhale. If you enjoyed The Trumpassic Period -- Year One -- the book, not the experience! -- there's more cathartic laughter in store from the past 365-day stroll down... A Path of Darkness. You survived it. You deserve this. Enjoy, dear reader.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 392 Pages (1,407 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Sep 16th, 2019
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