F**k Off, I'm in my 50s by Tara West Price verified 28 minutes ago

Don't waste your money on another funny birthday card. Lame. Get her a f**king hilarious BOOK! - Author's note. This book is almost identical to the F**k Off, I'm 50 book, so you're kind of wasting money if you buy both. (Pssst. There is also a print version available, which the author recommends if you're buying this as a gift. I know it's killing trees, but the ink is made from the recycled tears of your Ex. Also, the print version has bigger words, so you don't need to squint or wear those big, honking glasses. You're welcome.) Hey, you! Go delete that humorous wine glass from your shopping cart. (Pssst. Your friend in her 50s already has a dozen of them.) Know what she doesn't have? A poetic license to tell everyone to f**k off. Get her this book instead, and you'll be elevated to the top of her most exclusive friend circle. She may even share her expensive dark chocolate with you (doubtful), but at least you won't be on her sh*t list. So what are you waiting for? Buy this book today! Or don't. Be the @$$hole who said, "I almost got you this funny book called F**k Off, I'm in my 50s." See if she ever offers you a ride on her new jet ski. And that vintage casserole dish with the puke-green flowers you forgot at her barbeque -- good luck getting that back. Go ahead. Click add to cart. I'll wait... Wasn't that easy? Now that you'll be attending her birthday bash with the best possible present, here's what you write on the card: Guess what? You're in your 50s. That's right. You've elevated from queen to goddess status, which means you officially don't have to take crap from anyone. And if they don't like it, they can f**k off! I promise I won't write this part in the book, so she'll think you wrote it. I'm awesome like that. (Actually, I put it on the back of the print book. Sorry. I didn't know what else to write.) ***And to any woman celebrating a 50 something birthday who has sh*tty family and friends who are too selfish to buy you this book, go ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Short and Sweet: 100-Word Stories by Pat Blosse (2 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

This is a collection of 100-word stories; tiny tales of love and romance, life and death and all its foibles, and cake. These were mostly written as contributions to Colne Radio's 'Bill's Big Bag of Onions', a show that blends words and music for the delight of listeners in Colchester and the surrounding community of Northeast Essex. Pat Blosse started writing for the show in 2021. In 2022, Colchester was voted the unhappiest town in the United Kingdom.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Snap Craft: [A Deckbuilding LitRPG Adventure] by Cássio Ferreira (10 Reviews)    Price verified 8 minutes ago

[The Hunger Games] + [Marvel Snap] Crafting successful! You've crafted [Snap Craft]. Snap Craft (Legendary) A LitRPG dystopian deckbuilding novel. Hp: 1 Vp: 7 Kai was prepared to be summoned to the 345th exams. It was a fifty-fifty chance between him and Ariel. They dream of starting a family, but the future looks bleak. Afflicted by the blight, Kai faces a daunting challenge: excel in the trials or risk losing his family and his culture forever. When Kai enters the immersive VR environment where the exams are held, he finds Daisy is testing humanity's creativity and logical thinking through a competition called 'Snap Craft.' Will all the lessons Kai has learned throughout his life be enough to save his family? Find the answer in the first instalment of this epic two-part series. The author of Hidden Class: Pacifist brings you a card-based LitRPG focused on crafting. The game involves traveling to different arenas, capturing cards, and finding the right recipes to merge them.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Pugtato Finds a Thing Curriculum Guide by Zondervan, (Zonderkidz) Price verified 5 hours ago

Pugtato Finds a Thing Curriculum Guide is a companion to Pugtato Finds a Thing by Sophie Corrigan. This curriculum guide can be utilized in the classroom, in a home school setting, or by parents seeking additional resources. Ideal for grades pre-school thru 3rd grade. What do you get when you cross imaginative and loveable characters, enchanting and inspiring illustrations and a giggle-inducing story? Pugtato, a simple, good spud and a hilarious mashup of pet and vegetable characters by the inimitable illustrator Sophie Corrigan! Join Pugtato and his cute and quirky spuddies in this heartwarming picture book that celebrates the power of friendship, compassion, and believing in your own unique gifts. When Pugtato's simple, quiet life is disrupted after he digs up a strange object in his garden, he enlists his best "spuddies" to help (they are more clever than he is, after all). Tweetroot is certain it's a new egg for her nest. Tomatoad is quite sure it's a toy just for him. And Purrsnip simply won't stop scratching it! Luckily, Pugtato has another very special spuddy to ask... Pugtato Finds a Thing delivers: • A delightful, giggle-inducing, rhyming , read-aloud story perfect for kids ages 4-8 • Imaginative, silly pet and vegetable mashups such as Pugtato, Tomatoad, Carrat, Cowbbage, Croccoli, Unicorn on the Cob and more! • A beautiful eye-catching cover rich with color and embossed texture Young children will learn invaluable lessons from Pugtato about: • Friendship • Compassion • Acceptance • Creativity You'll also want to follow Pugtato's adventures in Pugtato Babysits the Snouts, Pugtato, Let's Be Best Spuddies, and Pugtato and Friends Audio Collection: 3 Books in 1.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment