F**k Off, I'm in my 50s by Tara West Price verified 3 hours ago

Don't waste your money on another funny birthday card. Lame. Get her a f**king hilarious BOOK! - Author's note. This book is almost identical to the F**k Off, I'm 50 book, so you're kind of wasting money if you buy both. (Pssst. There is also a print version available, which the author recommends if you're buying this as a gift. I know it's killing trees, but the ink is made from the recycled tears of your Ex. Also, the print version has bigger words, so you don't need to squint or wear those big, honking glasses. You're welcome.) Hey, you! Go delete that humorous wine glass from your shopping cart. (Pssst. Your friend in her 50s already has a dozen of them.) Know what she doesn't have? A poetic license to tell everyone to f**k off. Get her this book instead, and you'll be elevated to the top of her most exclusive friend circle. She may even share her expensive dark chocolate with you (doubtful), but at least you won't be on her sh*t list. So what are you waiting for? Buy this book today! Or don't. Be the @$$hole who said, "I almost got you this funny book called F**k Off, I'm in my 50s." See if she ever offers you a ride on her new jet ski. And that vintage casserole dish with the puke-green flowers you forgot at her barbeque -- good luck getting that back. Go ahead. Click add to cart. I'll wait... Wasn't that easy? Now that you'll be attending her birthday bash with the best possible present, here's what you write on the card: Guess what? You're in your 50s. That's right. You've elevated from queen to goddess status, which means you officially don't have to take crap from anyone. And if they don't like it, they can f**k off! I promise I won't write this part in the book, so she'll think you wrote it. I'm awesome like that. (Actually, I put it on the back of the print book. Sorry. I didn't know what else to write.) ***And to any woman celebrating a 50 something birthday who has sh*tty family and friends who are too selfish to buy you this book, go ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

The Distinguished Minecraft Humor Compendium: 42 Essential Minecraft Jokes For Cyberspace, Overworld, Nether End More! (Minecraft Jokes, Minecraft ... by Lucas Enderman (109 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

What Could Be Funnier Than Minecraft Jokes? The Distinguished Minecraft Humor Compendium is a collection of the 42 silliest, funniest, gruesome and entertaining jokes you will find anywhere in the Minecraft universe. Whether you are in the classroom sharing with your friends or just want to see a loved one enjoy some good laughs then this concise collection of Minecraft jokes, mined from the outskirts of the universe, is the perfect companion to the game. Silly Minecraft Jokes What do you call a small slime? What did Steve say to his girlfriend? What do Minecraft hipsters say? ... Found out the answers to these jokes and more inside! Includes 10 Bonus Memes which will guarantee you will never stop laughing as you play the world's favorite game.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Trivia Workout for Teens: Science and Technology League: Boost Your Brain with Tricky Facts and Intiguing Questions, Trivia for Kids and Teens, ages ... by Brain Muscle Press (18 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Ever dreamt of dominating trivia? Unleash your potential with our Trivia Workout Series and emerge as the Science and Technology Trivia Champion! The book is structured as a typical workout, including: • Engaging warm-up sessions packed with fun facts • A diverse range of question types for the main workout including True or False and Factual Brain Teasers to provide a comprehensive workout • A relaxing cool-down session with selected jokes You will encounter 100 thought-provoking questions covering various Muscle Groups, such as the Renewable Energy, Scientists, Modern Technology, Space and Astronomy as well as Science in Popular Culture. The answers to all the questions are conveniently provided on the following page, so you can keep up the pace and stay focused. Get a taste of what awaits you: • Warm-up with Intriguing Facts: In "The Matrix," the green tint to everything in the simulated reality was achieved using a custom-made camera filter later named "the Matrix code." • True or False Frenzy: The first computer mouse was wooden. True or False? • Factual Brain Teasers: What is the name of the largest moon in our solar system? • Ease Your Brain with a Smile: NASA is basically just SpaceX for people who can't handle working for a startup. Remember, this is just the beginning! "Trivia Workout" is a series of books, each dedicated to a different topic or "League" for different age groups. Stay tuned for upcoming editions covering History, Geography, Food and Beverages, Natural World, Movies, Art, Sports, Kids, and many more. Join the trivia workout revolution and embark on an exhilarating journey of knowledge. Grab your copy of "Ultimate Trivia Workout: Sci&Tech League" and start flexing your mental muscles today!

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

F**k Off, I'm 50 by Tara West (43 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Don't waste your money on another funny birthday card. Lame. Get her a f**king hilarious BOOK! (Pssst. There is also a print version available, which the author recommends if you're buying this as a gift. I know it's killing trees, but the ink is made from the recycled tears of your Ex. Also, the print version has bigger words, so you don't need to squint or wear those big, honking glasses. You're welcome. Also, there's a slightly modified verson for women ages 51-59 called F**k Off, I'm in my 50s. Look it up!) Hey, you! Go delete that humorous wine glass from your shopping cart. (Pssst. Your friend turning 50 already has a dozen of them.) Know what she doesn't have? A poetic license to tell everyone to f**k off. Get her this book instead, and you'll be elevated to the top of her most exclusive friend circle. She may even share her expensive dark chocolate with you (doubtful, but at least you won't be on her sh*t list.) So what are you waiting for? Buy this book today! Or don't. Be the @$$hole who said, "I almost got you this funny book called F**k Off, I'm 50." See if she ever offers you a ride on her new jet ski. And that vintage casserole dish with the puke-green flowers you forgot at her barbeque -- good luck getting that back. Go ahead. Click add to cart. I'll wait... Wasn't that easy? Now that you'll be attending her 50th bash with the best possible present, here's what you write on the card: Guess what? You're 50. That's right. You've elevated from queen to goddess status, which means you officially don't have to take crap from anyone. And if they don't like it, they can f**k off! I promise I won't write this part in the book, so she'll think you wrote it. I'm awesome like that. (Actually, I put it on the back of the print book. Sorry. I didn't know what else to write.) ***And to any woman turning 50 who has sh*tty family and friends who are too selfish to buy you this book, go ahead and buy it for yourself. You've made it this far, Goddess. ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Essays Out of Left Field: Life Lessons from a Sarcastic Midwestern Dad Who Talks About Sports Too Much by Scott Johnson (20 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

"Essays Out of Left Field" is columnist Scott Johnson's debut book of humorous and inspirational essays. If you find the essays neither humorous nor inspirational, simply consider them regular essays. Read observations on life through the lens of a middle-age, Midwestern, sports-obsessed Dad. Johnson discusses politics, 5th grade band concerts and the challenges of growing older. He covers hard-hitting topics like shoveling snow, the concerning chicken population and collecting 55 gallons of dog poop. You'll read about growing up on a South Dakota farm, running a half marathon and the time he heroically rescued a duckling from an evil snapping turtle. He bravely recounts the harrowing tale of nearly being killed by the deliciousness of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If you enjoy sports references and sarcasm and don't have the attention span to read an entire novel, "Essays Out of Left Field" might be a good fit for you. You might laugh. You might cry. You might find the stories odd, unexpected or strange. You might feel like they came out of left field. And you would be right.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Short and Sweet: 100-Word Stories by Pat Blosse (2 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

This is a collection of 100-word stories; tiny tales of love and romance, life and death and all its foibles, and cake. These were mostly written as contributions to Colne Radio's 'Bill's Big Bag of Onions', a show that blends words and music for the delight of listeners in Colchester and the surrounding community of Northeast Essex. Pat Blosse started writing for the show in 2021. In 2022, Colchester was voted the unhappiest town in the United Kingdom.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Snap Craft: [A Deckbuilding LitRPG Adventure] by Cássio Ferreira (10 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

[The Hunger Games] + [Marvel Snap] Crafting successful! You've crafted [Snap Craft]. Snap Craft (Legendary) A LitRPG dystopian deckbuilding novel. Hp: 1 Vp: 7 Kai was prepared to be summoned to the 345th exams. It was a fifty-fifty chance between him and Ariel. They dream of starting a family, but the future looks bleak. Afflicted by the blight, Kai faces a daunting challenge: excel in the trials or risk losing his family and his culture forever. When Kai enters the immersive VR environment where the exams are held, he finds Daisy is testing humanity's creativity and logical thinking through a competition called 'Snap Craft.' Will all the lessons Kai has learned throughout his life be enough to save his family? Find the answer in the first instalment of this epic two-part series. The author of Hidden Class: Pacifist brings you a card-based LitRPG focused on crafting. The game involves traveling to different arenas, capturing cards, and finding the right recipes to merge them.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

A Question a Day Keeps the Boredom Away (Trivia and Quizzes) by Nayden Kostov (369 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Award-winning author: 2020 Readers' Favorite Silver Medal! *** This book provides you with fun and challenging questions, whether you want to quiz yourself or your family. Learn something new every day and surprise your circle of friends and colleagues! Knowing stuff makes you a cool and interesting interlocutor. You will always have an icebreaker at hand to start a conversation or to keep it going by dropping a weird fact. I covered a wide range of topics and intentionally made the questions assorted, so you will not know what sort of fact is coming. As I would do myself, you can choose to read as many facts as you please in one sitting, or even just one fact each day! You could use this collection when preparing for a pub quiz or quiz night at work or at home. All the questions are well-researched and family-friendly.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Brain Crumbs: Stumbling through time with a crumbling mind by Sasha Dylus (9 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

A quirky collection of witty and whimsical poems for rhyme lovers of all ages. This lighthearted, pick-up-anywhere book is packed with dozens of bite-size ballads that are guaranteed to tickle the brain. From odd thoughts and ideas, to life lessons and laughs, Brain Crumbs takes a delightfully deep look at the world through the eyes of writer Sasha Dylus.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

The Official Book of First World Problems by Jon Lymon Price verified 9 hours ago

If you're bothering to read this, you're unlikely to need a definition of a first world problem. So I won't waste my time rewriting whatever it says on Wikipedia. Of course there are bigger, more important problems in the world than those featured in these pages, but that doesn't stop us getting bloody annoyed about the little niggling things. And it's high time these issues were collated together and laid out in black and white. Your author has tried to swerve the more common or garden causes of agitation like self-assembly furniture, learner drivers or the use of the term 'common or garden'. And berating D-list celebs, or politicians or anyone in the public eye isn't going to happen within these pages either, mainly because your author can't afford the legal fees - have you seen the price he's charging for this - what a bargain! So this is a collection for those who are seeking extra ammoanition with which to reload their moanchine guns, or rediscover their moanjo. What are you waiting for, a price drop or freebie campaign? No chance!

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

500 TRIVIA QUESTIONS CHALLENGE: Book 4 by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 9 hours ago

Are you ready to put your knowledge to the ultimate test? Introducing "500 TRIVIA QUESTIONS CHALLENGE - Book 4" -- the ultimate brain-busting adventure that will ignite your curiosity and leave you craving for more! Get ready to embark on a journey filled with fascinating facts, mind-boggling trivia, and hours of exhilarating entertainment. With "500 TRIVIA QUESTIONS CHALLENGE - Book 4," you'll dive headfirst into an ocean of knowledge, challenging your friends, family, and even yourself to uncover the answers to the most intriguing questions ever assembled.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Couples Game NIght In: Book 5: Let's Get This Party Started! by Kelly M (1 Review)    Price verified 9 hours ago

When my husband and I end up staying in for date night we come up with games to play. We make up quizzes and challenges and dares for each other with fun penalties if we lose. This book is one of a series we started putting together so other couples have a guided path for a night in that is fun and hopefully brings you closer together. It's full of trivia, challenges, and couple lists kinds of things. Each task also has a bet associated with it like doing a shot or doing something a bit crazier. (Naked Situps? You do NOT want to lose!) Why risk a DUI when you can stay home and get your drink on and have a ton of fun together! The way it works is you read through page by page and do what the book tells you too. Like if it says to write down the names of 5 states starting with the letter "N" then you do that in your notebooks. The one who finishes last in that case would have to do a shot or whatever the dare associated with that challenge was. The dares can vary and include stuff like having to make up a love song and sing it, going to another room and sending the other person a sexy phone pic or you can make up your own for some of the challenges. It's designed to be fun and not too crazy but you can take it as far as you'd like!

Genre: Humor & Entertainment