Swiss Milkmaids Mountain Chapter 15: Fantasy Golf Safari of 1939 by Scott F Neve Price verified 30 minutes ago

* Historic Action Adventure Satire Short Story ! This chapter from my upcoming epic novel features the greatest men and women players from the Golden Age of Golf on a world tour of the most fantastic holes ever imagined! It is an exotic blend of Indiana Jones action and pulp fiction adventure laced with mystery and romance. Chapter 15 Swiss Milkmaids Mountain Geneva, Switzerland Hole 14 The view from atop the mountain was awe inspiring. The gallery stared at the players as if they were wannabe gods at the gates of Mount Olympus. The Score Keepers shouldered their way through the crowd to the platform at the tee area. Lexi shouted like a heroic cheerleader through a megaphone with the Red Cross symbol painted on it, "Welcome to the 14th hole of the world golf tour. It is 2,345 yards long and a par 6. The hole is not particularly difficult as it may first appear. Once you get accustomed to the awesome view of the valley, it is simply a matter of a firm stroke with the proper club selection." Dixie held her own megaphone aloft as she bellowed sweetly, "Please be cautious on the slope today. Be sure of foot and no one should get hurt. I know from experience that instinct can trick you. Maneuver your style to compensate for the capricious mountain winds." Lexi amended her speech, "We are honored to have the heroic Dog Corps of the Swiss Red Cross on hand. The brave ladies will be our official Spotters along the entire length of this magnificent fairway of snow and ice." The cheering of the crowd on the mountain and at the chalet sounded like peels of thunder from heaven. The Saint Bernards barked in time with the chanting men and women. The patriotic word that the people kept saying over and over again was AM... ER... I... CA. After winning the coin toss, Macdonald stepped to the tee. He had a driver that he called a shillelagh. It had a thick shaft like a baseball bat made of hand polished mahogany. The dusky face of the club was very irregular. It ...

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Blackmar-Diemer Games 8: Gambit Accepted and Declined (Sawyer Blackmar-Diemer Gambit) by Tim Sawyer (4 Reviews)    Price verified 59 minutes ago

Blackmar-Diemer Games 8 books has 182 games through 2018. It's a companion to author Tim Sawyer chess books Blackmar-Diemer Games 1, 2 and 5. Notes discuss chess situations, players, game issues, styles, stories, opinions, passions, anecdotes, commentary, and theory. The Blackmar-Diemer Gambit is sound on a practical level. It wins at a higher winning percentage than the average opening. Tim Sawyer won about 2000 games with the Blackmar-Diemer Gambit. Players have sent me their games for many years and told me how much fun it is to win with the BDG. This is exciting chess! Know what it feels like to win. Make your chess fun! These games were played in rated tournaments, in correspondence play, or in online blitz competition. All analysis has been done by chess engines, which is typical of all the author's chess books written in this century. Tim Sawyer has written books on the Blackmar-Diemer Gambit since 1992. The opening served him well. Ken Smith pointed out that playing gambits is a helpful step in the development of your opening repertoire. When you play a gambit, you always have an element of risk and a likelihood of success. You sacrifice your material as an investment that you hope will pay you dividends in the sense of excellent winning chances. It worked for me. You might enjoy it too!

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Happy Haunting Grounds Chapter 8: Fantasy Golf Safari of 1939 by Scott F Neve Price verified one hour ago

* Historic Action Adventure Satire Short Story ! This chapter from my upcoming epic novel features the greatest men and women players from the Golden Age of Golf on a world tour of the most fantastic holes ever imagined! It is an exotic blend of Indiana Jones action and pulp fiction adventure laced with mystery and romance. Chapter 8 Happy Haunting Grounds Ceylon (Sri Lanka) Hole 7 The foursome met near the tee with their caddies. They stood and waited for the outcome of the coin toss to see who would have the honors to go first. The Score Keepers moved to the high ground and raised their hands to command silence. Dixie and Lexi faithfully said a silent prayer before they announced the statistics of the hole Lexi began, "Hole number seven of the world tour is six hundred and sixty seven yards long with a par five. It is an unknown legendary course that may one day become a classic among the nations. There is little more to say that is not already apparent. The great distance of the hole demands great accuracy and even greater finesse. The green adorns the crest of a seaside cliff that is located one hundred and sixty six feet above the sea. It rests cheek to cheek with the ruins of an ancient Ceylon fortress that acts as a millennial old clubhouse." Dixie took up the discourse as she said, "According to Captain Sandy, this merciless hole has yielded only three birdies since its conception. I would normally wish you good luck. But for this hole, you will need to pray for a miracle."

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Angels of Scada by J.H.G. Foss (9 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Out in the deepest darkest part of the North Atlantic, the FPSO Finsteraarhorn is the destination of engineer John Yorvick, a man with far too many ex-wives, children and lovers, and Julian Fotherington-Thomas an ex-SBS man who once guarded the QE2 in 1970's Israel. John is a bon vivant and general know-it-all, Julian is a coffee and cigarette fuelled maniac. Between the two of them they must bring the Finsteraarhorn's oil production back from disaster, save the day and make it home in time to salvage John's marriage.

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The '5 to 1' Quiz Book (The '5 to 1' Quiz Book Series) by Leigh Davis (67 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

The '5 to 1' Quiz Book is written by the quiz website FreePubQuiz.co.uk Our quizzes are never easy, that would just be no fun. In this book we have 130 'what am I?' quizzes to challenge our readers. Can you identify the person, place or object from the five clues given? We've particularly set out to test, challenge and tease you from the first to the fifth entry. Most rounds are about real people but we've thrown in fictional characters, places and even objects to challenge you even further! With quiz-masters particularly in-mind we've added hundreds of additional clues, which will enable you to customize your own '5 to 1' rounds to suit the level of your own quiz nights. Adding a '5 to 1' round to your quizzes has never been easier. Our '5 to 1' quizzes are just that. Five points if you get the answer correct with the first clue, down to a sliding scale of one point. Our quizzes can also be played with friends using pen and paper and turning their answer sheets face down when they know (or think they know) the answer. Of course, if they turn it face down after round one, etc. and get it wrong, that's zero points! As with all our books the answers are never too far from the questions, but not too close to spoil things - we hate flipping page after page for answers.

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In Duh Furor's Face Chapter 14: Fantasy Golf Safari of 1939 by Scott F Neve Price verified 3 hours ago

* Historic Action Adventure Satire Short Story ! This chapter from my upcoming epic novel features the greatest men and women players from the Golden Age of Golf on a world tour of the most fantastic holes ever imagined! It is an exotic blend of Indiana Jones action and pulp fiction adventure laced with mystery and romance. Lexi climbed onto a short platform supplied by Herr Henkell before she announced, "Welcome to the incredible Roman arcade hole. It is 495 yards long and a par 5. The fairway is a Roman aqueduct that spans a canyon. The tee is a platform one thousand feet above the deep valley." Dixie climbed up too and then she proclaimed loud and strong, "The players must strike with a downward angle so that the ball enters the giant stone trough. Be careful that it does not bounce out. It is impossible to play the hole in the valley below the four tier aqueduct. I have it on good report that the valley floor is inhabited by carnivorous reptiles." Hage stood shoulder to shoulder with his partner as he said, "Only a bunch of numbskull Nazis would import killer crocodiles as a hazard for their own golf course." The Score Keepers had decided that it would be fun for the players to play in alphabetical order. So that placed the team of Wild Bill and Woody at the back of the pack along with their current opponents Robby and Hage. The timing was very fortuitous. No sooner had the other teams teed off and then they lost their patience. Aiming at the aqueduct was like trying to thread a needle while balancing on the top of a zeppelin. The men got so frustrated that they began to invent new cuss words. They dared not offend their secret host Mr. Hitler or their armed caddies.

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Diamonds in the Rough Chapter 17: Fantasy Golf Safari of 1939 by Scott F Neve (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

* Historic Action Adventure Satire Short Story ! This chapter from my upcoming epic novel features the greatest men and women players from the Golden Age of Golf on a world tour of the most fantastic holes ever imagined! It is an exotic blend of Indiana Jones action and pulp fiction adventure laced with mystery and romance. Chapter 17 Diamonds in the Rough Cape Town, South Africa Hole 16 The Score Keepers came to the forefront of the tiny grandstand erected for the occasion. Lexi waved at the gallery, while Dixie blew kisses. Each lady instinctively knew the oil that they were throwing on the British social fires. Lexi shouted with authority, "Welcome to the16th hole of the world golf tour. It is 306 yards and a Par 3. There is only one path to success here. You must put your faith in the old maxim that all shots break toward the water. Bear that in mind and then your score might not result in disaster." Dixie reveled in the attention as she yelled with her angelic sing song voice, "The South African Country Club's best hole is the world's biggest and longest sand trap. The tee is grassy and the green is too. But the one hundred foot wide fairway is a mile long stretch of golden shoreline. One more thing has been brought to my attention. There have been snake sightings on the shore this morning. So beware if you see a stick moving across the sand toward you. It will probably be a cobra."

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On the Rox (DTF (Dirty. Tough. Female.) Book 1) by Kat Addams (546 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

DTF. Support your local girl gang! Me and my dirty, tough female besties were hell -- and tacos on wheels. Who knew that my homemade Shizzle Sauce would be the key ingredient to my happily ever after? Destiny had a wicked sense of humor -- that was for sure. After surviving a toxic relationship, I vowed to never let myself be controlled by a man again. With the help of my girl gang, I was rebuilding my life -- one taco at a time. My trusty snack wagon -- The Pink Taco Truck -- hadn't steered me wrong yet. This time, it led me straight to a hottie restaurant owner with a sexy Australian accent, who just so happened to love my secret sauce. He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. But that wasn't the only thing I was unable to turn down. Jay was everything I could ever want in a man, but he wasn't without heartache of his own. In fact, he'd been around the world, and he had the baggage to prove it. Good thing I was always up for an adventure! On the Rox is book 1 in the DTF series. DTF is an interconnected series of stand-alone rom-coms.

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1001 Quiz Questions: A General Knowledge Book by Leigh Davis (ProQuiz) (359 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

We're very proud of this Quiz Book. Full of original trivia from the writers of the pub quiz website Free Pub Quiz Hundreds of quality quiz questions with easy to read answers at their foot. Ideal for a pub quiz - the questions are set by people that really know what makes a good pub quiz question. This is a hidden quiz gem.

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An extraordinary chess game: *Brain power 2kb RAM* by Gerald Wartensteiner (1 Review)    Price verified 8 hours ago

An extraordinary chess game *Brain power 2kb RAM* "Chess is art and science" Usually chess games fought out between people but as a result of extraordinary Events two chess computers suddenly speak: MORPHY: "Shall we play a game of chess?" Champion: "I accept the challenge" The great linguistic Chess computers use "Intelligence-Quotes" from well-known personalities (like Shakespeare, Schiller, etc.) So that the "readership" also takes part in this Craftsmanship everyone Chess move is shown with a diagram. (22 moves = 44 diagrams) As is common among "chess players" the two "opponents" verbally every move and documented in writing. Whether this is a "game of the century" the reader can decide. With this in mind, I wish all readers and chess friends a lot of health and joy.

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Pothead Prepping: Combining The Art Of Being A Pothead With The Art Of Prepping (The Pothead Chronicles: Adventures in Getting High") by David Holman Price verified one hour ago

Pothead Prepping is a humorous and informative guide for cannabis enthusiasts who want to be prepared for any situation that may arise. The book is divided into seven chapters, each focused on a different potential apocalypse scenario: zombie attack, economic collapse, social collapse, natural disasters, alien invasion, and the end of the world. The first chapter, "The Basics of Pothead Prepping," covers the essentials of preparedness, including creating a bug-out bag, building a shelter, and choosing the right strain for different situations. Chapter two, "Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse," offers practical tips for surviving the undead, including the best strains for staying alert and focused, creating a zombie-proof fortress, and forming alliances with other survivors. "Surviving Economic Collapse" explores the potential fallout from a financial crisis and provides advice on how to prepare financially and mentally. This chapter also covers bartering with weed and growing your own cannabis in a post-collapse world. "Surviving Social Collapse" delves into the chaos that could arise from societal breakdown and offers strategies for navigating through it. This includes creating a community of like-minded individuals, choosing the right strains for de-escalating tense situations, and learning self-defense techniques. Chapter five, "Surviving Natural Disasters," provides guidance on how to stay safe and prepared during a variety of catastrophic events, from hurricanes to earthquakes. This includes using cannabis for pain relief and stress reduction, as well as packing a disaster kit with essential supplies. "Surviving an Alien Invasion" explores the possibility of extraterrestrial contact and offers advice on how to communicate with aliens while high, as well as the best strains for an alien encounter. It also includes instructions on how to make a bong out of alien technology. The final chapter, "Potheads Surviving the End of the World," is a lighthearted ...

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The Rebbe of Szczuczyn’s Yeshivah Chesed Shel Emet: A Book of Revelations by Steffy Sota Price verified 4 hours ago

I am a ghost writer. I was born in Szczuczyn, Poland on January 26, 1839; and I died in Grodno, Poland on September 15, 1933. I had a shop selling household provisions that my wife managed. However, the business was not successful, and I turned to teaching in order to support myself and my family. From 1864 to 1869, I taught Talmud in Minsk and Washilishok. I served as the town rabbi of Radin for a short period. I resigned from this position to establish the Yashivas Chaim in Szczuczyn. My first book Seeker of Life dealt with the Biblical laws of gossip and slander. Guarding of the Tongue is a comprehensive discussion of the Jewish concept of the power of speech. Clarified Teachings is a commentary on Jewish Law. Explanation of the Law contains analyses of Halachic rulings. Gate of Distinction clarifies ambiguous statements of Jewish Law. This Way for the Gas, Ladies and Gentlemen is a collection of tales based on my imprisonment at Auschwitz. The Rebbe of Szczuczyn's Yeshivah Chesed Shel Emet is about the university I founded. A discussion of lashon hara (derogatory speech about another person) usually assumes that the prohibition is rooted in the damage that it causes. But what damage do we cause ourselves by owning up to our own negative character traits? I am thinking of people who go beyond proper teshuvah (atoning for their sins) and habitually run themselves down. It is this constant negativity toward oneself that is forbidden because being overly self-critical is a slight against God, the Creator who made us. It's one thing to take honest stock of who we are; it's quite another thing to run ourselves down all the time (even if the charges are mostly true) without simultaneously appreciating what is good, decent, and even Godly within us. The self-directed lashon hara of speaking overly negatively about ourselves ignores the reality of God that forms the essence of every living soul. In life, I was a modest and humble man. I did Justice; I loved ...

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Christmas Riddles: #Stumped Volume 7 for Teens and Adults (Stumped Riddle Books: Original What-Am-I Mind-Benders, No Old Rehashed Riddles) by Barbara Tremblay Cipak (16 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

eBook Layout and What You Get: ? Answer Page Navigation: Each answer has its own dedicated page, which you can access through the Table of Contents. To find a specific answer, navigate to the Table of Contents and click on the corresponding "Riddle Answer," easily identified by its associated riddle number. Note: The paperback version has an entire answer section, with each chapter's answers on its own page. ? Riddles are Mostly in Rhyming Format: Dive into the delightful world of riddles presented in a fun and catchy rhyming style. It's an enjoyable way to challenge your mind! ?? Visual and Text Options: Each riddle page offers a captivating photo and text version catering to different reading preferences. Enjoy a visually rich experience or focus on the textual content -- it's your choice! ? All Original Riddles in the What Am I Format: All riddles are exclusively presented in the engaging "What Am I" format, adding an extra layer of intrigue and making the reading experience even more interactive. ... Scroll down to preview more riddles to get a taste of the fun "What-Am-I" style riddles you'll get to solve with this book... Are You Ready to Try to Solve One? Can you solve this riddle?... Ok, ready, here it is: I'm a three-letter word, that has two letters, and I precede a big day or game, I'm the short version of a longer word, and also a female name, here's a clue that should help you, two of my letters are the same, What word am I? What You Get With This Book: • Only ORIGINAL riddles (no old rehashed riddles) • All riddles in the "What Am I" format • One riddle per page • Riddles in photo format (not just boring text!) • It doubles as a game • All family-friendly • Easy to read • Answers at the back Challenging Christmas Riddles has eight chapters with ten original riddles per section. The book chapters feature riddles related to the following topics: • Santa Claus • Christmas Trees • Christmas Lights • The Winter ...

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Behind the Green Apron : It’s just coffee, right? by R.L. Farrar (16 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

"What can I get started for you?" Little did I know where that question would lead me to, after all these years. This book is a collection of my experiences working for a coffee empire and the customers that come with it. The good, the bad, and the not so good. Come with me to the other side to see what it was like, sprinkled with some feel good moments, a shot or two of entitled customers and then top it off with some obnoxious drink requests. Shocking? Yes. Surprising? No. For the average price of a latte, you can see what it's like Behind the Green Apron.

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500+ Hilarious Dad Jokes (World's Best Dad Jokes) by Kurt Kors (3 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

This hilarious book packs in over 500 eye-rolling, groan-inducing, cringe-worthy Dad jokes that will make you cry "UGH!" and burst out laughing. It's the perfect gift for holidays, birthdays, or any occasion that calls for a hearty chuckle. Or grab a copy for yourself and escape into a world where cheesy humor takes center stage and clever puns reign supreme! "Dad humor at its finest!" • I remember my childhood well. It was around 20 feet deep and had a few frogs in it. • My friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast. • Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Classical Conditioning. • My wife dramatically ripped the blankets off me last night. I will recover. • I've been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors are demanding that I put it back. • Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked. • I asked the doctor for something for my liver. He wrote me a prescription for a quarter pound of onions. • I got kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me. • I saw an ad for burial plots. That's the last thing I need. Versatile: From classic jokes to original quips, this book covers a wide range of topics, including animals, food, travel, and more. You'll have the perfect joke for every occasion, ensuring that you're always the life of the party. **Please note that this book includes a few suggestive jokes that are just for Dad and his grown-up friends. Large Print: Say goodbye to squinting and straining your eyes. Our large print format ensures that every joke is easy to read, making it perfect for sharing with anyone who may appreciate larger text. Feel-Good Vibes: Need a mood boost? Dive into these Dad jokes for an instant dose of joy! Perfect for creating a fun vibe anytime, anywhere. Let the laughter flow! Get your copy of 500+ Hilarious Dad Jokes and embark on a journey filled with humor, happiness, and hilarious memories. Give the gift of laughter to yourself or someone special!

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Left on Paradise by Kirk Adams (20 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Before Portland, there was Paradise. Following the stolen presidential election of 2000, 102 intrepid progressives, led by self-absorbed Hollywood star Ryan Godson and his kind-hearted wife Kit Fairchild, make good on their threat to abandon a corrupted society still under the spell of Puritan fanatics, Yankee traders, and southern slavers. Now, a new society will be founded: a new country among the nations. This will be a land in which feminists, liberals, environmentalists, multiculturalists, pacifists, socialists, communists, communitarians, and progressives of every persuasion will remain unthwarted by the opposition and oppression of Republicans, social conservatives, and constitutionalists. Left on Paradise is a sweeping epic about a band of idealists who have forsaken family and friend to build a perfect word on a remote island in the south Pacific. From the thrill of first hope to the brink of deadly catastrophe, Kirk Adams relentlessly puts the band of idealists in a world in which they can live out the iron logic of their beliefs and dreams -- unencumbered by conservative resistance or religious restraint. Yet, they bring to Paradise the moral limits of their own ideals and character and soon find that they themselves have brought evil to their Eden. With riveting twists and turns in the plot that mirror contemporary (and historical) American political experience, the author shares political fiction that speaks to the cultural questions and divisions that contemporary Americans face, even as he offers a vision of what must not be sought. It's May 2001 and the band of political pilgrims have sailed to a remote island in the Pacific to found a new country: a true State of Paradise. Numbering the same as the settlers of Plymouth and Jamestown, the idealists have marched straight out of the 1960s to build the Great Society suspended by Nixon, Reagan, and the Bush family. These pilgrims will show the world what it means to be Left on Paradise -- or so they ...

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The Buddha and the Big Bad Wolf by John McKenzie (4 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

This is a story about a relationship between two Scottish friends on a hapless Buddhist pilgrimage through Nepal and India. It's also a book about meditation and mystical experiences, and it's very funny in places. It's a potential life changing read the like of which you won't see again! If you like the writing here, you'll enjoy TheBlissBook by the same author, and Are You Boys Cyclists? which is written in the same style.

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Gumbeaux by Kimberly Vargas (1,329 Review)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Where do you go when you disappear? For young heiress Mary Fait, the answer is New Orleans. After the death of her parents, she is placed in the care of her alcoholic uncle. For years, she assists her uncle in growing the family empire, all the while plotting his demise and / or her escape. A college scholarship gives her the opportunity to break free of her life to start a new one - under a new name. Follow Mary and her often hilarious misadventures in the early 1990's while attending college in a small town in Louisiana. The story reads as a series of diary entries which chronicle the thoughts, feelings, and experiences of the main character during this time in her life. The novel's title refers to a cajun restaurant in which the main character works as a waitress. The colorful descriptions of the town of Bayou Bend, the college, its inhabitants and the surrounding areas paint a vivid and amusing tale of life in the South.

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BACKGAMMON A100 CHARTS->EXPERIMENT: Halex : BGNJ : JanusBlot : Electronic Champion by Gerald Wartensteiner Price verified 9 hours ago

BACKGAMMON A100 CHARTS->EXPERIMENT Halex : BGNJ : JanusBlot : Electronic Champion The Content: Backgammon only a game of chance? If you think that backgammon is a game of chance, you will soon learn otherwise when playing with a computer. There are computer programs against which the "human" is simply without any chance. It follows that backgammon is more of a strategy game with "luck". Who plays better? The program BGNJ(neural network) or the classical backgammon computer HALEX The program Backgammon Pro or the Electronic Champion? Game "JanusBlot against the author" with diagrams and Pascal Fun with JanusBlot, the classic retro software from the 80's. The program plays amazingly well and it is suitable for "advanced" players as well as beginners. Each move is represented by a "game diagram". To make this easy to follow, the movement of the pieces is additionally marked with directional arrows. A photo journey documents the "match" - "classic" against "contemporary". Each move is represented by a "game diagram". To make this easy to follow, the movement of the game pieces is additionally marked with directional arrows. Wilhelm Busch and Blaise Pascal Funny and philosophical quotations from Wilhelm Busch and Blaise Pascal 4 dice and one is a Pfiffikus the new smart dice game I recently read the book "The most popular dice games" from Neff's small home library. On page 75 of this book it said: ?Isn't it strange that there are not more games with 4 eye dice. This should be a challenge for you! Invent a game and write it on this page". That's what I did and so I may introduce the new game to the readers and all happy dice players". Time Do we have all the time in the "world"?- In the appendix Health and joy In this sense I wish all readers much health, joy and *peace*.

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Random Castle Encounters (RPG Random Encounter Tables for Fantasy Tabletop Dungeon Masters Book 4) by Paul Bellow (7 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Random Castle Encounters This Book Contains the Following... • Random Castle Encounters x 500 • Adventure NPCs x 50 • Elven and Dwarf Names x 20 each • Dungeon and City Names x 20 each More at... https://randomencountersai.com

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Don't Look At Me In That Tone Of Voice!: Memories of a Confused Sixties Childhood by Alex Cotton (1,695 Review)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Meet Alex, a thoroughly confused young girl living in 1960's Yorkshire. She spends her days stuck between an overbearing mother who believes she should have been the next Shirley Bassey and a father who's main ambition in life is to blend into the background and avoid being noticed at all costs. Add to the mix some strange childhood friends, sadistic teachers, haircuts from hell and events that had to be lived to be believed and you can see why life is so confusing for Alex. If you remember sitting in a tin bath in front of the fire, outside toilets in freezing backyards and doing PE in your knickers then this book might bring back a few memories and make you smile. "Our first term at Junior School saw the whole class caught up in a sex scandal. Not that any of us realised it, we were all still as clueless as each other." "We were very excited to be at the City Hall, as for the first time we wouldn't be dancing in our underwear." "Me and Johnny went everywhere together, we were like Forest Gump and Jenny, only with Yorkshire accents" A must read for everyone that ever had to grow up wearing their mother's dubious knitting and enduring humiliating visits from the nit nurse! Volume One : Volume 2 Dont Tell My Mum! available for download now.

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1997 remembered by Paul Hirons (5 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

1997 was a year worth remembering. Among its many gifts to us were Tony Blair, the death of Princess Diana and the Young British Artists, including a young Damien Hirst. In this comedy memoir, we're introduced to Martin, a troubled, downtrodden man, who launches himself into 1997 like there's no 1998. When he turns up at the Glastonbury Festival in June, he's hopelessly unprepared for the muddiest festival ever and what it's about to throw at him. Set against a backdrop of iconic music and the dying days of Britpop, we're whisked through the year via extracts from Martin's scabrously funny journal. His running commentary is cynical, jaundiced, scathing, mocking, brazen, sweary, ribald, unfeeling, recalcitrant and opinionated - and that's on a good day! As the year unfolds, he lurches from one disastrous situation to the next, ruining relationships and antagonising the people around him. As his demeanour darkens and his behaviour deteriorates, the people around him try to see the funny side. Are they laughing with him? Or at him? When he emerges from the wreckage of Glastonbury, only one question remains - who's going to save him from himself?

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The Best Of The Best Dad Jokes: Clean, Funny, And Cheesy book | Over 130 of the Best Jokes, The Perfect Gift for All Ages! (Fun & Pun) by Azzeddine Amara (2 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

I have been in love with jokes for a long time by far, and with my passion for drawing, I collected in this book the best jokes I know, combining them with some characters to make them more live and funny. There are more than 130 jokes; these jokes are so funny and will make you slap your knee from laughing; they are also clean and appropriate for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma. The Best Of The Best Dad Jokes is also the best of the best gift for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, Easter, birthdays, and more!

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Roger Corman: A Biography: King of the B's (Hourlong Press) by Hourlong Press Price verified 7 hours ago

The King of the B's Roger Corman. The name conjures visions of outlandish creatures, campy dialogue, and blood-soaked thrills. But Corman's story is far richer than mere B-movie schlock. He was a maverick who thrived on the fringes of Hollywood, a rebel who defied the studio system and, in the process, launched a cinematic revolution. In this book, we'll look into his meteoric rise, from a wide-eyed student to a director churning out films at a breakneck pace. We'll explore the iconic low-budget genre flicks that cemented his reputation as the "King of the B's," films that dared to push boundaries and entertain with gleeful abandon. But Corman's legacy extends far beyond campy horror and sci-fi. He was a shrewd businessman who mastered the art of filmmaking on a shoestring budget, a mentor who nurtured the talents of future Hollywood heavyweights like Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese. His influence on American cinema is undeniable, a testament to his creative vision and entrepreneurial spirit. So, grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready to experience the wild ride that is Roger Corman's Hollywood.

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The Naked Truth: A Humorous Romantic Mystery (Emily Potens Mysteries Book 2) by Maggie Aldrich (219 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Readers' Favorite awards The Naked Truth 5 stars - "Author Maggie Aldrich has a compelling and realistic narrative style that really brings Emily to life and is genuinely enjoyable to read for its comedic twists and snappy dialogue." The love of her life. A mysterious note. An uninvited guest. What do these things all have in common? They show up at Emily Potens' wedding. Emily's parents died two years ago in a tragic one-car accident. No witnesses. No bodies. Just a car pulled from the bayou. Ready to settle into her comfortable new life after that tumultuous time, the arrival of a strange note -- supposedly penned by her father -- makes Emily holler out a big "What the #$@%*?!" Are her parents alive? If so, why are they hiding? Determined to find the truth, she sets out on a wild goose chase with new husband Michael and Fritz, zany private investigator, in tow. There's just one problem. She's on her honeymoon. With Fritz snoring on their couch, Michael tempting her to bed with his smoldering eyes, and a television reporter sniffing around looking for a breakout story, it's all Emily can do to maintain her sanity. Between trysts with her new hubby, Emily performs some amateur sleuthing of her own, and what she begins to uncover shocks her to the core. Will Emily be able to strip fact from fiction to find out the naked truth? Come find out in this fun-filled, action-packed follow-up to the 2018 release, It's All Greek to Me (always 99 cents!). Action packed from the first page, this cozy mystery is filled with as many twists and turns as a mountain road to a remote resort! Emily and Michael's beautiful wedding ends with a clue that turns their idyllic honeymoon into a bone chilling adventure... - Book Junkie Reviews

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Neverending Tactics: 3003 Positions to Perfection by Lyudmil Tsvetkov (96 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Everything about tactics in a single book: - checkmate patterns - tactical patterns - the art of calculation - useful tactical rules - positional rules having a bearing on tactics and much much more All written in a funny entertaining style. A must for any tactical aficionado. Please note, that the current newer version of the Kindle edition has added a second diagram specifically for the solutions, thus addressing some outstanding concerns.

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FUNNY MÊMÊS: The Funny Cat MÊMÊS Collection Joke Books by Ben Chips-MÊMÊS (2 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Funny Cat MÊMÊS special

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Foundations of Marriage Matters by C Newsome Price verified 6 hours ago

Marriage is like a delicate flower that needs constant care and attention to thrive. But throw in a busy work life and the chaoss of motherhood, and suddenly that flower seems more like a weed that won't stop growing. But fear not, dear reader, I am here to guide you through the madness and help you nurture your marriage back to its blooming best.

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Island Boys Can't Swim by Patricia Grant Price verified 8 hours ago

A lonely rum-drinking island boy and an ambitious nightclub bandleader pursue friendship and adventure as a hurricane ravages their island home. Guns, liquor and fruit - now that's paradise - paradise, island boy style!

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HISTORY THROUGH DOCUMENTARIES by Gregory Bullock (1 Review)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Whether you are a history buff, are still learning about world history, or just love documentaries, this is your essential guide to documentaries in the history genre. Over 1000 videos are listed, complete with brief descriptions, and arranged in historical order, so you can zero in on a major period, event, or person, and pick a documentary about it. These span from the beginning of the Universe to modern times. Every teacher and homeschooler should keep a copy of this on hand. You are sure to discover something new... and learn history along the way. The only question is: Have you seen them all? Get the popcorn ready.

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The Adventures of Ulvik the Troll by Bark Mason (6 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Ulvik is wise according to the low standards of his kind. He is the only troll that knows which colour of cow is best for chopping into sausages or why a Saxon is tastier than a Celt when stewed with dumplings. In his adventures, set in tenth-century England, he meets Saxons who want to roast him for dinner, a scary Viking chieftain who wants to punish him for burgling the local mill and a neurotic shepherd, anxious to understand his sheep. The book also includes an account of the epic Battle at Rock Hill and Ulvik's subsequent meeting with Erik Bloodaxe, the pompous king of the Vikings. Drawing upon reserves of ignorance, greed and sheer blind luck, Ulvik manages to win through against the odds, and each adventure provides the troll with a little more misguided wisdom to impart to his neighbours. Notes The book contains eight tales, a handful of pictures and even has a map! It is suitable for children, teenagers and adults. Warning! This book contains a small number of hairy people, which some readers may find offensive.

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Trivia Book for Kids 2024: Science Edition: The Ultimate Science Trivia Challenge (Trivia for Kids) by Whimsy World Press (22 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Fed up with your kids glued to screens? Discover an exciting alternative that not only entertains but subtly weaves in the joy of learning. Trivia is a great option for the whole family to spend quality time at home or on the road. "Trivia for Kids Book 2024" is freshly crafted and ready to be devoured by hungry minds, young and old. Even parents will be entertained and learn new intriguing facts! In this Science Edition, you will find five chapters with five rounds each, including true-false, multiple choice, riddles, name that song, show or movie and the infamous "would you rather." With over 275 questions, you will learn interesting facts such as: What is the fastest-growing plant in the world? Answer: bamboo Which fruit is Isaac Newton associated with? Answer: apple Plus riddles like these: Why didn't the girl trust the ocean? Answer: There was something fishy about it. What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? Answer: A teapot And Would you Rather scenarios such as: Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or be able to talk to sea creatures? Why? Would you rather have a robot butler that can do all your household chores or a time machine that lets you travel to any point in the past or future? Why? Not to mention the true and false and name that song, show or movie! This isn't just a book, it's a dive into the fascinating world of science! Chapters include Plants and Ocean, Weather, Natural Phenomena, and All Things Earth, Scientists and Discoveries, Machines and Inventions, and Electricity and Computers. If you are looking for the perfect boredom buster for 2024, scroll up and click "buy now" to have this book right away!

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Mémếs: Gaming Me'Més Only True Gamers Understand Danks Collection Vol 1 by Jarrell Brown (62 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Gaming Memes Only True Gamers Understand! Funny danks jokes for relax!

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YouTube Starter Kit: The Ultimate Guide to Creating, Growing, and Monetizing Your Channel for Success by K. Connors Price verified 2 hours ago

YouTube Starter Kit: The Ultimate Guide to Creating, Growing, and Monetizing Your Channel for Success Discover the ultimate guide to YouTube stardom with the "YouTube Starter Kit: The Ultimate Guide to Creating, Growing, and Monetizing Your Channel for Success." This must-have book is packed with insider secrets and practical advice to transform your YouTube dreams into reality. Whether you're a budding youtuber or searching for the best YouTube books for kids, this guide is your ticket to success. Dive into the world of YouTube with confidence and creativity. The "YouTube Starter Kit" covers every aspect of becoming a top youtuber, from finding your niche and setting up your channel to creating high-quality content and building a loyal audience. With clear, step-by-step instructions and real-life examples, you'll learn how to craft videos that captivate and engage viewers. Looking to monetize your channel? We've got you covered. Discover effective strategies for maximizing ad revenue, securing sponsorships, and exploring alternative income streams. Learn the ins and outs of the YouTube Partner Program, affiliate marketing, and selling your own merchandise. This YouTube book provides all the tools you need to turn your passion into profit. Navigating the legal and ethical aspects of YouTube can be tricky, but this book makes it easy. Understand copyright laws, fair use, and Creative Commons, and ensure you maintain transparency with your audience. Build a personal brand that stands out, with tips on creating a compelling brand story, designing a visual identity, and connecting with your viewers on a deeper level. But it doesn't stop there. The "YouTube Starter Kit" also delves into long-term growth and sustainability, ensuring your channel not only thrives but evolves with the ever-changing digital landscape. Stay motivated, adapt to new trends, and keep your content fresh and exciting. Why choose this YouTube book over others? It's not just a guide -- it's ...

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Mémés: Jokes & Funny Internet Stuff: Hilarious 'What Ifs' and Lots More Cool Comedy by Lloyd Phillips (20 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

MEMES, Jokes and Funny Internet Stuff! This exceptional comedy book has loads of cool comedy comedy for you to enjoy! We have funny memes, jokes and loads more cool stuff and even some stories about the history of world famous memes! So get ready to spend some time laughing and download today!

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122 Days on Costa Del Doorstep: PART ONE of The Hilarious and Honest Account of One Man’s Life Living with His Family During the Coronavirus ... by Dean Heath (14 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Part One of 122 Days On Costa del Doorstep Sometimes, God throws a curve ball directly at your genitals. He has thrown so many at me that I still struggle to sit down! After surviving several lifesaving heart operations, living with disabilities, and needing a complete heart and lung transplant, God threw just one more ball! But this time, it wasn't aimed at me... but at the whole bloody world! The scientists named it the CORONAVIRUS... but Donald Trump had many other pet names for it! Being one of the four million clinically extremely vulnerable individuals in our society, my specialists, long before the UK government woke up to the pandemic, decided it was best to keep me indoors and shielded away from the virus with only the best and worst people I could imagine - My family! When I started posting these diary entries on social media, I got such a great response from all my friends and followers that they persuaded me to share them on a much bigger scale - The book you now hold in your hands! My desire from the start was always to bring happiness and laughter into the households of my many readers, and I could only do this by literally stripping butt naked and holding nothing back! This is my far too honest insight into our daily lives together during the UK pandemic lockdown. Welcome to 122 Days on Costa del Doorstep.

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RPKids (RPKids Adventure Series) by Randall Blanchette (1 Review)    Price verified 2 hours ago

A lot of role-playing games exist, but many have complex rules and are difficult for younger children to understand. RPKids is designed to help you explore the benefits of role-playing games and how to get started making your own adventures. RPKids discusses the social and analytical benefits of role-playing and provides step-by-step guidance on creating single adventures and longer multi-session campaigns. With its simple set of rules, you can have kids focusing on playing instead of keeping track of confusing game mechanics.

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Clever Minecraft Traps 5 (Clever Block Game Traps) by Leonard Treman (124 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

So, he's an expert at sword fighting, he has a diamond sword and diamond armor, his archery skills are flawless and he kills players quickly and efficiently. Yet, he doesn't stand a chance against you. You have a brain and soon you'll have 6 trap designs that are, "To die for." The Lava Prison The Hallway Of Escape A Sand Tree Soul Sand Hot Tub The Water Slide Zombie Apocalypse (Requires Creative Mode)

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Liquid Assets by Leonard Stegmann Price verified 9 hours ago

Leonard opened the refrigerator and wondered just how many beverages do two people actually need? (Humor/745 words)

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Electronic Gags: A Futuristic Dystopian Science Fiction Thriller by Kudakwashe Muzira (Suspense Thriller Romance Books) (120 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Electronic Gags presents a chilling portrait of a dystopian United States ruled by a tyrant. After a military coup, the United States of America becomes an autocracy. To tighten his grip on power, President Brandon Ward, the megalomaniac at the helm of military dictatorship, introduces a new surveillance system that can monitor people's offline conversations. Privacy is dead. Freddie's life changes when the government arrests his best friend, Michael, for attending an opposition meeting. Michael's mother accuses Freddie of betraying her son. Against all odds, Freddie must prove his innocence and save Michael from death row. The only way for Freddie to save Michael is to overthrow the government. Unlike your everyday action hero, Freddie is not an agile ex-special forces operative. He is just a fat biologist who works in a wildlife refuge. And the government is watching him. It is watching everyone.

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Holy Matrimony, Help Me! Prayers for Wives by Carter Birmingham (1 Review)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Are you tired of the age-old marital issues like snoring serenades, toilet seat wars, and thermostat battles? Look no further! "Holy Matrimony, Help Me! Prayers for Wives" is your ultimate guide to navigating the humorous side of marriage. This uproarious collection of prayers, packed with wit and edgy humor, tackles everyday challenges that drive wives crazy. Each prayer is designed to bring a smile to your face while offering a light-hearted way to seek divine intervention for those pesky habits and quirks that come with sharing your life with your husband. From the eternal struggle of getting him to share the remote during movie nights to finding a truce over the thermostat settings, this book has it all. It's a laugh-out-loud companion for every wife who needs a break from the mundane and a reminder that humor and faith can go hand in hand. "Holy Matrimony, Help Me! Prayers for Wives" promises to be a delightful addition to your bookshelf, offering both spiritual solace and a hearty dose of laughter. Don't miss out on the chance to turn marital mayhem into moments of joy and connection!

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I Have (Had) Enough: Memoirs of Abundance in Fatherhood, Friendship, and Faith. by Jeff Jacobson (75 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

I'm new to marriage and the first Bush is president. Pretty soon there's a child: my son. Then there's infertility and I'm supposed to be learning about God's timing. After five years of this, there are two more boys at the same time. People ask us if twins run in our family, and we say they do now. Then there's a fourth: a girl. Right before she's born, my best childhood friend dies when planes fly into the Twin Towers. I write a lot about all of this. These are my stories. "Jeff Jacobson is the greatest contemporary American author you've never heard of, but it's time that changed." In this profoundly insightful collection, Jeff Jacobson presents a compelling portrait of marriage, parenthood, friendship, and faith. At turns hilarious and excruciating, Jacobson's stories illustrate our shared human experiences of love and loss and offer fresh insights into the twin dance of pain and grace. The author writes from the heart, gut, and spirit as he mines the everyday to discover life's essential truths. "I Have (had) Enough" is better titled "I Have Enough" - enough love for everyone, enough courage to withstand the slings and arrows of outrageous fatherhood, and more blessings than a man deserves. Honest and filled with joy, I Have (had) Enough is a master-class in love, devotion, and embracing grace wherever you find it. "If Anne Lamotte and David Sedaris had a child, then put him up for adoption in the suburban Midwest, that child would grow up to be Jeff Jacobson."

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United States State Trees Interactive Quiz by R. D. Ponticelli Price verified 7 hours ago

"I think that I shall never see, a poem lovely as a Tree" ... Joyce Kilmer Do you know the name of your State Tree? Do you know any of the State Trees? If not, this quiz is for you. This interactive E-Book is intended as a fun and educational experience for everyone. It allows you to select from four multiple choices, and will only advance to the next question, after the correct answer is selected. If you're a fan of the Quiz Show Jeopardy, you'll note that on occasion, they include questions that are State specific, such as Capitals, Flowers, Mottos, Nicknames... etc. So, this Interactive Quiz could be your primer to a successful Jeopardy appearance. And then again, maybe not! However, if it gives you an advantage in a Trivia contest, that's a plus. Have fun and enjoy.

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Cheetos Save the Day! by Leonard Stegmann Price verified 9 hours ago

Leonard knew that once he gave that cowboy half a bag of Cheetos that poor lost dog would be in good, orange-stained hands. (Humor/690 words)

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United States State Mottos Interactive Quiz: Learn the Motto's of each State in the United States by R. D. Ponticelli (1 Review)    Price verified 2 hours ago

The Motto of the United States is, "In God We Trust." A Motto is a phrase, a short expression of a guiding principle of the essence, beliefs and purpose of an individual entity. Do you know your State Motto? Do you know any of the State Motto's? If not, then this quiz is for you! You'll learn that all of the State Motto's vary in Principle, Resolution, Spirit and Language. You'll find that some have a Latin, French, Italian, Spanish, Hawaiian, Greek and Native American influence. This interactive E-Book is intended as a fun and educational experience for everyone. It allows you to select from four multiple choices, and will only advance to the next question, after the correct answer is selected. So, what are you waiting for, select the "Buy Now Button". It's not too late to learn. And it could give you an advantage in your next trivia contest.

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United States State Nicknames Interactive Quiz by R. D. Ponticelli Price verified 8 hours ago

"The name of this Confederation shall be the United States of America" ... John Dickinson Do you know your States Nickname? Do you know any of the States Nicknames? If not, this quiz is for you. This interactive E-Book is intended as a fun and educational experience for everyone. It allows you to select from four multiple choices, and will only advance to the next question, after the correct answer is selected. If you're a fan of the Quiz Show Jeopardy, you'll note that on occasion, they include questions that are State specific, such as Capitals, Flowers, Nicknames, Trees... etc. So, this Interactive Quiz could be your primer to a successful Jeopardy appearance. And then again, maybe not! However, if it gives you an advantage in a Trivia contest, that's a plus. Have fun and enjoy.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

FUNNY DÁNK MÉMÉS' OF 2024: Humorous Jokes, Parody Photograph and Other Hilarious Crazy Stuff by Maddison Garner Price verified 8 hours ago

This is the biggest collection of Memes you can find here - more then 2500 pages of best memes gathered in one place for your convenience. This book is FREE for Kindle Unlimited users! Have fun with our collection!

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FUNNY MÊMÊS: Clean and Fresh Dankalicious MÊMÊS by Ben Chips-MÊMÊS (11 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Funny MÊMÊS Special Edition

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Barry & Ruffles: Phil Osafa's Stoned by Chris Whyatt (3 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Phil Osafa's Stoned! (Paperback Title) "At one point, I laughed for a full five minutes. The world needs the writing of Chris Whyatt." - Louise Blackwick - bestselling author of the Vivian Amberville fantasy novels. A humorous retelling for a different generation. Who is Phil Osafa? What does The Dissentry of Magic do? How do you persuade your (drinking, gambling, thieving) weenix to behave like a respectable owl? What is ditchwitch? And why can't girls play? How do you tame the tiny, ugly, vicious - yet strangely desirable - guardian on the third floor? The answers are waiting inside this clever little file of fluid locations... Barry's uncles, Vermont and Patrice, are petrified of all things magical (they don't mind the tax avoidance part so much) and try everything to stop him from taking his rightful place at Pigsnorts School of Wizardry, Witchery, and Judicial Evasion. With the help of wild, magical giant, Rumorous Haggard, he begins to learn of a world beyond Muddledom. New friends, Don Wheezeasy, Penelope Perfect, and Hermainly Grunger join him, lifting his spirits (Breville Shortass being more of a dampener) and an incredible adventure is about to begin! "Camp innuendo frivolity, à la Benny Hill, Carry On, etc, intertwined with ridiculous Pythonesque slapstick. But still manages to recreate the atmosphere of the original. Loved it!" - The Fantasy Review ?????????? "I don't understand why more people aren't raving about this brilliant parody. Give it a go, you'll love it!" - Georgia_P (Inkitt) ???????? "Hilarious." - Moreblessing67 (Inkitt)

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A Few Good Lines: Well, We All Have To Call Our First Book Something, Don't We? by Zebedee Abercorn (3 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

The first book published by everybody's favourite hyperliterate Glaswegian Tourettist gay dad, that tirelessly scribbling scriptomaniac to whom circumspection is alien and discretion is an abstract, is a series of essays on topics of personal interest as diverse as the British domestic energy market, canine husbandry, faith healing, the Royal Family, getting the snip (thank God for commas, what what!), and the hazards of dating in middle age - I know, trying to date the right sex would have helped, I suppose! - and so, so, Just SO much more! Enjoy!

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Chess Patzer to Master - How an Everyday Joe Does it by Paul Powell (44 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

This book is written by a chess player just like you. I was not a child prodigy, I did not become a master in my teens. I have lost many games like a patzer and I struggled to learn how to play well. But I over came and you can too. In this book I provide an overview and insight on how you can start the journey to reach 2200 and become a chess master.

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How to Make People Laugh: Discover How to Be Funny and Improve Your Sense of Humor by Jeffrey Mason (68 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

If you want to learn how to make people laugh, and improve your social life through the use of humor, then this book is for you! One of the biggest misconceptions about being funny is that you are either a natural-born comedian or you can't tell a joke to save your life. The truth of the matter is that being funny is a talent, and like any other talent or skill, it can either be developed or neglected. Ask any stand-up comedian, and they'll likely have a story to tell you how their first few performances were absolute nightmares. They didn't know how to engage the audience, and they didn't yet have their timing and delivery all worked out. Even people who feel called to be funny, or who are perhaps naturally funny, still have much to learn about the nature of humor before it seems easy to them. In this ebook you'll learn the fundamental principles of good humor. You'll also learn how to summon the proper energy and charisma to keep people entertained and laughing. If you're ready to be the life of the party in a comfortable and easy way, then read on! Here Is A Preview Of What You'll Learn... • How to Pleasantly Upset Your Audience • Don't Be Afraid to Be Un-funny • Timing and Delivery • Where to Get (and Not to Get) New Material • Tapping into a Continuous Stream of Laughter • The Man with the Funny Reputation • Much, much more! Download your copy today! Tags: different types of humor, how to improve sense of humour, how to improve sense of humor, how to be funnier, how to make people laugh, sense of humor, how to be funny, sense of humour, how to make someone laugh, what makes people laugh, how to be humorous

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United States State Capitals Interactive Quiz by R. D. Ponticelli Price verified 31 minutes ago

"An investment in knowledge pays the best investment" ... Benjamin Franklin Do you know your State Capital? Do you know all of the State Capitals? If not, this quiz is for you. You'll not only learn all of the 50 State Capitals, but also the year and chronological order of their Statehood. This interactive E-Book is intended as a fun and educational experience for everyone. It allows you to select from four multiple choices, and will only advance to the next question, after the correct answer is selected. If you're a fan of the Quiz Show Jeopardy, you'll note that on occasion, they include questions that are State specific, such as Trees, Flowers, Nicknames, Mottos... etc. So, this Interactive Quiz could be your primer to a successful Jeopardy appearance. And then again, maybe not! However, if it gives you an advantage in a Trivia contest, that's a plus. Have fun and enjoy.

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Jokes: Family Jokes, Husband-Wife Jokes, Jokes for Kids, Boss-Employer Jokes, Couple Jokes, Clean Jokes for Everyone by Joy I Johnson (68 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

LAUGH, LAUGH AND LAUGH! New, Updated and Expanded - 2nd Edition As they say, 'Laughter is the best medicine'. And what better way to laugh than by reading jokes! Get this book NOW for some REAL entertainment and fun. Do you want to - ? Eliminate stress ? Burn calories ? Heal yourself ? Align your mind, body, soul and spirit ? Bring joy to people around and ? Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. Read This FREE on Kindle Unlimited - Download Now! Clean jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Scroll up NOW and click the BUY Button to get your own copy! Read instantly on your Computer, Laptop, IPAD, Phone or Kindle. Also get a Bonus book inside - ABSOLUTELY FREE

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United States State Flowers Interactive Quiz by R. D. Ponticelli (1 Review)    Price verified 2 hours ago

"In Joy or Sadness, flowers are our constant friends" ... Okakura Kakuzo Do you know your State Flower? Do you know any of the State Flowers? If not, this quiz is for you. This interactive E-Book is intended as a fun and educational experience for everyone. It allows you to select from four multiple choices, and will only advance to the next question, after the correct answer is selected. If you're a fan of the Quiz Show Jeopardy, you'll note that on occasion, they include questions that are State specific, such as Capitals, Trees, Nicknames, Mottos... etc. So, this Interactive Quiz could be your primer to a successful Jeopardy appearance. And then again, maybe not! However, if it gives you an advantage in a Trivia contest, that's a plus. Have fun and enjoy.

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PUB QUIZ BOOK: Ancient Peoples Trivia Challenge by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 8 hours ago

? Introducing the Ultimate Pub Quiz Book: Ancient Peoples ? Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary journey through time? Delve into the captivating world of ancient civilizations with our latest masterpiece: "Pub Quiz Book - Ancient Peoples." Prepare to test your knowledge and challenge your friends in an epic battle of wits! ? Explore Fascinating Civilizations: Unearth the secrets of the past as you uncover the enigmatic civilizations that shaped the course of history. From the majestic pyramids of Egypt to the mighty Roman Empire, from the mysterious Mayans to the warriors of ancient Greece, this book is your ticket to an unforgettable adventure. ? Engaging Quizzes for Every Occasion: Whether you're hosting a pub quiz night, looking to enhance your trivia skills, or simply seeking an enlightening journey through time, "Pub Quiz Book - Ancient Peoples" is the ultimate companion. With a wide range of carefully crafted questions, you'll discover captivating facts, untold stories, and intriguing legends from ancient times. ? Challenge Your Knowledge: Put your brain to the test and see how you measure up against the great minds of the past. With diverse question formats and varying levels of difficulty, this book caters to all quiz enthusiasts, from beginners to seasoned trivia masters. Sharpen your memory, broaden your horizons, and become the quiz champion you were meant to be! ? Key Features of "Pub Quiz Book - Ancient Peoples": • Over 500 thought-provoking questions covering ancient civilizations. • Engaging and educational trivia to expand your understanding of history. • Categorized quizzes for easy navigation and tailored challenges. • Detailed explanations and additional facts to deepen your knowledge. • Suitable for pub quiz nights, game nights, educational pursuits, and personal enrichment.

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If you fly with the crows... by Neal Sillars (175 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

This hard-hitting, hilarious novel is written in the first person by Rab Sinclair, a shelf-stacker who lives in Heroin Heights in Motherwell. Rab, a Celtic fanatic, has been stuck in a rut ever since leaving school some eighteen years earlier. When he receives a message from his school Facebook page inviting him to a school reunion, he realises that he'll have to make some quick changes if he is ever going to impress Caroline, an ex-girlfriend and classmate he has never quite got over. Could Tam, a Rangers fan he meets in the local kebab shop, provide the key to Rab's success? As well as being a riveting adventure, If you fly with the crows... explores the use of Scots in 21st century Scotland, laughs at religious bigotry and sexual prudence and demonstrates how internet is taking over our lives. 'A comic tour de force, with more than a few laughs along the way" Hi-Arts, sponsored by Scottish Arts Council

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MÊMÊS: Life Hacks Special With Dank Funny MÊMÊS by Ben Chips-MÊMÊS (2 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Life Hacks and Funny MÊMÊS

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Dating Outside the Box: Adapting to Modern Times by Bob Loblaw (1 Review)    Price verified 2 hours ago

You went through a rough tumultuous breakup from a long term relationship thinking you were going to grow old with the love of your life. You had some pretty rough times, but time started to heal you and you started to think maybe it's time to move on. You try hanging out in the produce aisle but instead of meeting lovely ladies in the same boat, instead you get nice old ladies ask if you are ok when you realize you are staring dreamily at bags of oranges. So you figure hey maybe I'll try the bar thing. You find out, meh not really my thing. You try the club thing, but come to find out clubbing baby seals is NOT the same thing as going somewhere and dancing and stuff. That kind of did not seem right in retrospect, and no wonder there were no ladies there, just other weird dudes with crazy eyes. So it's come to this. The dreaded dating app. So much so that after writing this book I am going to produce a horror movie based on a true story. But alas, have no fear. Even though dating has completely changed, I am here to help guide you to adapt with these times. Don't even know where to start? Not only will you be off to a phenomenal start, you will have incredible ladies wondering "who is that mysterious man wearing barbecue cologne??" Amidst the seemingly mad ramblings of what you will be wondering is supposed to be humor, there are actually nuggets of gold to help you gain confidence, stand out, and find the one you want to get old and wrinkly with. There is a fine line between madness and genius.

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Facts Aplenty, 1500 Mind-Blowing Trivia And Fanscinating Facts For The Inquisitive Crazy and Fun Pop Culture Facts: A Collection of Random, Weird, ... by leonardo don (1 Review)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Dive into a treasure trove of fascinating facts, stories, and insights that will elevate your understanding of the world and turn you into a captivating conversationalist

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First Time Dad: The 42-Week Guide For Men To Help Your Partner Have A Calm & Confident Pregnancy by James Macdonald (115 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

If you want to effectively support your partner during pregnancy, and strengthen your relationship and mental health, keep reading... If you're going to be a dad, congratulations, that's awesome! That said, if you worry about this life-changing experience negatively affecting your mental health, you'd be right to. Recent statistics show that up to 50% of all new dads experience depression if their partner gets postnatal depression. Are you concerned your little blessing might drive a baby-shaped wedge between you? Then your spidey senses are on the money because studies show that dads are three times more likely to die after a relationship breakdown than women. Are you anxious that the general stress of family life might damage your mental health? This is a justified concern as suicide is the single biggest killer of men under 45 in the UK. If any of these concerns resonate with you, don't worry; you're in safe, albeit slightly weathered, hands. James Macdonald is a happy and mostly calm dad of three. In First Time Dad you'll learn: • Week-to-week explanations of what's happening for your baby and inside your partner • How to be a big help, not a major hindrance, during the delivery • How to help your partner get physically fit and ready for birth • What to expect at your 12 and 20-week scans • How to keep her & your sense of humour during those high-pressure moments • How to mentally prepare for the birth if you're squeamish • What to do when you need reassurance but don't want to burden her • Advice on having sex and maintaining intimacy throughout pregnancy • How to keep calm when all hell is breaking loose • What a birth plan is and how to prepare one • What nesting is and how to use it to your advantage • What you can do to develop, strengthen and prepare your mental health for the big day and beyond it • What you need to do & say to ensure everyone's mental health remains intact • Road-tested survival tips ...

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Diary of Skeleton Steve the Noob Years 32 - Season 6 Episode 2: Unofficial Minecraft Books for Kids, Teens, & Nerds (Skeleton Steve & the Noob Mobs ... by Skeleton Steve (50 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Love MINECRAFT? **Over 31,000 words of kid-friendly fun!** This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!The Witch's Quest Destiny can be a crazy thing. After talking to Worla the Witch, Skeleton Steve and Cth'ka are sent off on a quest to find a magical artifact, and now Skeleton Steve knows beyond the shadow of a doubt that little Cth'ka is the creeper that he's supposed to protect. After all, the artifact they seek fits into the dreams of the prophecy perfectly! But the journey is long and full of peril, and after trying to survive another attack by the Steve, it's not helping that their destination--an ancient, underground stronghold--is full of mobs that are determined to kill all trespassers, even other mobs! And when Skeleton Steve's memory problems start getting in the way, how will he be able to keep Cth'ka safe? Or will Cth'ka the creeper become the one to protect Skeleton Steve? Love Minecraft adventure?? Read Season 6, Episode 2 of Skeleton Steve, The Noob Years now! Join the Skeleton Steve Club! Check out my main website for details--it's in the book! (Get free Minecraft goodies, tips, books, maps, skins, seeds, and more!) This book is NOT OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

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Random Fantasy Tables 1: Fantasy Role-Playing Game Ideas for Game Masters (RPG Random Tables Collection) by Paul Bellow (47 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

30 Fantasy RPG Random Tables Make life as a Game Master easier... If you play Dungeon & Dragons, Pathfinder, or other fantasy tabletop role-playing games, this collection of random tables can make your life easier. Here's a list of the random tables included: Items in a Cottage Items in a Wizards Tower Items in a Medieval Cottage Items on a Pirate Ship Items in a Temple Items Underground Adventurer NPCs 1 Adventurer NPCs 2 Wilderness NPCs Merchants Barkeeps Guards Village Encounters City Encounters Forest Encounters Mountain Encounters Tavern Rumors Library Rumors High Society Rumors Peasant Rumors Drunken Rumors Thieves Guilds Wizard Guilds Quests Breakfasts Drinks Towns Cities Books & Scrolls Weather Grab this collection today for yourself or buy it for your game master! Either way, it's gong to add some value to your campaign. Stay tuned for even more RPG Random Tables Collection Books coming soon!

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ReejecttIIon - a number two by Daniel Clausen (23 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

By reading ReejecttIIon, it's likely you'll discover: colorful short stories, funny flash fiction, hilarious cartoons, riveting reviews, wondrous anagrams and other assorted skits and titbits of under-achieving literary genius. If you're lucky, you might come across sci-fi tales about the privatization of words, horror stories about hair and ruminations on indie writing. It's also possible that you'll find commentary on the hazards of greedy literary agents and stories about washed up movie directors who receive financial backing from space aliens. Publisher's Meekly calls it: "a thought-provoking fable about technological hubris and the hazards of bioengineering." (*This may or may not be referring to Jurassic Park and not ReejecttIIon.) Reader's Indigestion says: "this book quietly stands as one of the most powerful statements of the Civil Rights movement." (*This may or may not actually refer to To Kill a Mockingbird and not ReejecttIIon.) But why not read this seriously comical scattergun book and see what you can discover about ReejecttIIon for yourself?

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50 Nifty Math Jokes by Ruby White (1 Review)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Get ready to laugh and learn with "50 Nifty Math Jokes"! This collection of clever puns, silly riddles, and hilarious jokes will have you cracking up while brushing up on your math skills. From algebra to geometry, these jokes cover all areas of mathematics, making them perfect for students, teachers, and anyone who loves a good laugh. Add some fun to your study sessions or share these jokes with friends and family for endless entertainment. "50 Nifty Math Jokes" is a must-read for anyone who wants to add some humor to their love of math!

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Random Fantasy Tables 2: Fantasy Role-Playing Ideas for Game Masters D100 (RPG Random Tables Collection Book 3) by Paul Bellow (8 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

30 Fantasy RPG Random Tables Make life as a Game Master easier... If you play Dungeon & Dragons, Pathfinder, or other fantasy tabletop role-playing games, this collection of random tables can make your life easier. Look inside to find out more. Thanks!

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Random Cave Encounters (RPG Random Encounter Tables for Fantasy Tabletop Dungeon Masters Book 5) by Paul Bellow (8 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Random Cave Encounters This Book Contains the Following... • Random Cave Encounters x 500 • Adventure NPCs x 50 • Human and Dwarf Names x 20 each • Dungeon and City Names x 20 each More at... https://randomencountersai.com

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