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Genre: Literature & Fiction

Built to Survive: EMP Survival in a Powerless World Boxset by Robert J. Walker (545 Reviews)    Price verified 16 minutes ago

Civilization has finally reached the breaking point. After an EMP destroys the nation's power grid, a family's strength is tested. An EMP means the end of the world as they know it for a family who fights to survive. When disaster strikes in the form of an EMP, Keith Jameson, and Ted Holder flee to their remote homestead with their families. The Coldest Night During the coldest winter on record, an EMP sends American back into the Stone Age. Jack and his family find sanctuary in their cabin in a small, remote town, hidden deep in the forest. Little does Jack know the Blizzard will be the least of his problems.

Genre: Science Fiction

Harriet: A Jane Austen Variation (Warleigh Hall Press Jane Austen Series) by Alice McVeigh (283 Reviews)    Price verified 16 minutes ago

"McVeigh displays a brilliant, spot-on command of Austen's diction and tone." - Kirkus Reviews Harriet is an intriguing and original take on Jane Austen's immortal Emma - told from the viewpoints of Harriet Smith and Jane Fairfax. *Starred Editor's Pick on Publishers Weekly *Finalist for Foreword Indies' Book of the Year *Finalist for Chanticleer's Chatelaine Award *Gold medal in Historical Fiction Company's 2023 Book Awards *Gold medallist, Global Book Awards *selected as one of the top 100 books of 2022, Shelf Unbound magazine Emma, a privileged young heiress, decides to mentor Harriet Smith, a pretty boarding-school pupil, and to matchmake her as eligibly as she can... But how is she to guess that Harriet has a secret? Meanwhile, the brilliant, penniless Jane Fairfax consents to a clandestine engagement with Frank Churchill - though not daring to confess, even to him, that she is being relentlessly pursued by her best friend's husband. Harriet sidelines Emma herself in favour of the ingenious Harriet and the fascinating Jane Fairfax. It is Emma - but an Emma with a surprisingly believable twist in its tail. "McVeigh draws inspiration from her love of Jane Fairfax, and she certainly paints a fuller, more complete picture that gives welcome complexity to the musically talented and fragile young woman with an uncertain future. Harriet, though, is the character who shines brightest in this reimagining . In Austen's original, Harriet is willing to do anything to please Emma, but here she is a character of great depth, hiding facets of her personality and skills, often catching what those around her miss, and ultimately facing a compelling romantic decision. McVeigh again is on point with both the writing style, language, and consistency in Austen's characters, making this a treat for anyone who loves the originals." Publishers Weekly, starred review "Novelist and ghostwriter McVeigh offers an outstanding addition to the canon of Jane Austen-inspired fiction ...

Genre: Historical Fiction

Codex Babylon: A secret history sci-fi adventure (The Cross-Time Crusade Book 1) by Robert Kroese (St. Culain Press) (74 Reviews)    Price verified 16 minutes ago

The first book of The Cross-Time Crusade, the Kickstarter sensation that raised over $27,000! A secret cabal of demonic forces threatens to destroy civilization and plunge the world into a new Dark Age. Humanity's only chance is a shadowy organization called GRAIL--the modern day heirs to the Knights Templar--which has discovered the secret to time travel. The past cannot be changed, but if GRAIL can send an agent into the past to recover a lost book on demonology called the Codex Babylon, they may have a fighting chance to save humanity from utter destruction. Spanning 900 years and four continents, The Cross-Time Crusade is an epic saga of the eternal struggle against evil! "This is a compelling page-turner which also makes you think about how time travel might work and motivates you to learn more about the enigmatic Templars." - John Walker, founder of Autodesk "... a whirlwind tale that jumps between the Middle Ages and 2023, with elements that reminded me of Connie Willis' time travel sagas, and Raiders of the Lost Ark." - Amazon reviewer "Robert Kroese is one of the few writers still pursuing truly new ideas in science fiction. In this series, he looks at demonic influence in a new way... [T]he meat of the book is the desperate search for the Codex Babylon, an ancient tome with the secrets to fighting the demons and reclaiming our world. you find yourself rooting for all the characters both past and present, and reeling with the many surprising twists." - Amazon reviewer "Fans of Kroese's Iron Dragon series will recall his combination of scrupulously researched historical detail, compelling characters, and gripping action - features on display again here." - Hans Schantz, author of The Hidden Truth

Genre: Historical Fiction

Global Game: Choose a Defensive Talent Tree In The Opening: LitRPG Overpowered by Sophia Ava (1 Review)    Price verified 16 minutes ago

The protagonist time-travels to a world that has been invaded by the Otherworld. Here everyone can become a professional. While most others had attack type talents, the protagonist started off with all defensive talents and ended up getting the exclusive passive skill, Anti-Armor! "I'll stand still, you guys go ahead and fight me!" "If you can kill me, bravo!" ...

Genre: Literature & Fiction

Draconem Dawn by Maxsimo Salazar (Focused Media Solutions) (1 Review)    Price verified 16 minutes ago

In a world ravaged by human destruction, an ancient race of sentient birds emerges from the shadows to restore the planet. Draconem Dawn throws you into a gripping sci-fi thriller where avian species and humans clash in a brutal war for survival. Follow Kiira Ave, the young Quetz leader, as she navigates treacherous political intrigues and betrayals within her own ranks while preparing to lead her species against humanity's military might. With richly detailed worldbuilding, heart-pounding action, and thought-provoking themes of environmentalism and understanding, Draconem Dawn is a novel that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of apocalyptic and military science fiction won't want to miss this explosive series starter. Dive into a world where two intelligent species battle for the fate of Earth -- and the future of all life on the planet hangs in the balance.

Genre: Action & Adventure

Bogie & Bemis by Bryn Roar (2 Reviews)    Price verified 16 minutes ago

Bogie Balsam is a 17-year-old boy with the mind of 5-year-old child. A stuttering, simpleminded man-giant. Disfigured and tortured. Bemis is a 12-inch stuffed bear with the mind of a smart-ass street tough. This ain't no cuddly teddy bear! He's a Totem Bear. Created by a Mi'kmaq Shaman to watch over the endangered soul in his care. A cussing, cantankerous Totem Bear. Intent on getting his gentle-hearted friend back home. Living on the streets of New York City by Mr. Bemis's wits and Bogie's sheer brawn they manage to survive. Separate, they're at the mercy of the world. Together, they're an unstoppable force of nature. When they run from the scene of a crime, completely innocent of any wrongdoing, they're convinced the law will stop at nothing to put them in jail. They head for their hometown, in Balsam, Maine, where they believe Bogie's family have left him a fortune. A vast estate, full of Christmas trees and apple orchards. Green mountains and tumbling streams. By way of the Appalachian Trail, they partner up with another outcast. 12-year-old Jimmy James from Harlem. J.J. is running away from his problems as well. And not long after, from a ten-foot-tall black bear named Injun Joe. Hungry and hateful, Joe has a score to settle with the three misfits. The friends are a long, long way from home. And Death stalks them every step of the way there. Bogie & Bemis is an American tale about love, loss, and redemption. A modern-day Huckleberry Finn. Where hope, faith, and friends can make dreams come true. And where journey's end is just the beginning...

Genre: Literature & Fiction

265 Linn by Robert Bradshaw (4 Reviews)    Price verified 16 minutes ago

John David Smith is the self-proclaimed king of the Chicago business world. He has good reason to assume these accolades -- he manages the most successful boutique investment firm in the world. Consequently, attaining such lofty status reaps its share of unforeseen calamities. Margaret Connors, J.D. Smith's admin assistant, helps the best she can to control such damage. Unfortunately, she causes more than her fair share. Steven Porter, Pharm-D has just received a horrific blow to his already bent ego -- the last in a long line of rejections: He was callously downsized from his corporate pharmaceutical position. So, Steve decides to follow his best friend John David back to Iowa to finish his MBA internship. When his wife accepts an overseas work assignment, his attempt to reclaim his life fails. Miserably. Change is always difficult -- at age fifty-two, it definitely requires intervention. Captain Dependable Dan Brady has had his share of tragedy over his thirty-five years. His older brother James, John David's college friend, died when Dan was young. Then, his wife, Abbie, succumbed to her long battle with cancer. Heeding advice from his mother, Dan decides to take advantage of being an Army veteran and attend college. When circumstances offer the opportunity for each college-bound enrollee to navigate their own crossroad, their paths collide head on. Worst of all, John David's son, Max, is coerced to live his senior year of college with his father and this newly formed band of misfits. As with any new school year, an orientation introduces each main character, allowing insight into how they arrived at The Little House. Then, the real story begins. Over the course of two semesters, the events unfold like a playlist; highlighted song lyrics shape each chapter. Graduation forces them to go their separate ways. Fortunately, the now and forever bonds forged during their time together will never be broken. Follow the characters as they deal with the past, present, ...

Genre: Literature & Fiction