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The Holler by Thomas Bell 4.9 Stars (13 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

The Holler is an immersive novel that grabs you from the very first page and doesn't let go. Set in the eerie and atmospheric backdrop of rural Kentucky, this story intricately weaves elements of folklore, family bonds, and the supernatural, creating a rich tapestry that is both haunting and heartwarming. The protagonist's journey is compelling and relatable. The twin brothers, whose close bond is tested by the mysterious and ominous Holler, are well-developed characters who evoke a deep sense of empathy. Their adventures, misadventures, and ultimate quest for truth are thrilling and emotionally charged, making the reader feel like a part of their journey. Bell's portrayal of the rural Kentucky setting is nothing short of masterful. His descriptions are vivid and evocative, bringing to life the foggy, mysterious landscapes and the tight-knit, if somewhat insular, communities that populate them. The Holler itself is a character in its own right, shrouded in mystery and menace, with a palpable presence that looms over the narrative. The dialogue in "The Holler" is particularly noteworthy. Bell has a keen ear for the regional dialect, and his characters speak in a way that feels authentic and true to their roots. This not only adds to the realism of the story but also immerses the reader in the world he has created. The conversations between the characters are natural and flow seamlessly, providing insight into their personalities and relationships. One of the standout aspects of the novel is its exploration of folklore and the supernatural. Bell skillfully blends these elements with the everyday lives of his characters, creating a sense of wonder and dread. The tales of demons, haunted woods, and ancient curses are woven into the fabric of the community, influencing the characters' beliefs and actions. This fusion of the ordinary and the extraordinary is handled with finesse, keeping the reader engaged and intrigued. The emotional core of the story lies in the ...

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Length: 254 Pages (2,691 KB)
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Added: Jun 13th, 2024

11 Mind Boggling Shorts by Leonard Treman 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

It was a perfect day for a mime convention. Each of the mimes had come to compete and prove who was the best. It was to be a awesome spectacle. At least, until the body of a dead clown was found. Investigators swarmed the convention after the body was found by an observer of the mimes. Unfortunately, no witnesses stepped forward and none of the mimes were talking. Investigator Michel Cons had this to say, "It's sick what the murderer has done, but what's more sick is the lack of stepping forward of witnesses to an obviously blatantly visual crime. We've already put at least 5 mimes away for obstruction of justice and will be sure to keep at it until they realize, a glass box won't protect you from Bubba when you are behind iron bars."

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 26 Pages (360 KB)
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Added: Jun 12th, 2024

Divine: A Small Town Romantic Comedy by Aven Jayce 3.8 Stars (255 Reviews)    Price verified 9 minutes ago

Divine's love life is moving slower than dial-up Internet. She hasn't had a date in years. With only her romance novels and a relentless inner voice keeping her company, her chances of ever being happy seem slim... until a handsome stranger in the neighborhood catches her eye. Watching him jog past her home becomes a daily obsession. Peeking through his bedroom window turns into a midnight tonic. But Divine wants to do more than just look, so she decides to stop hiding in the shadows, puts on her big-girl panties, and asks the guy out on a date. Dan Keller was born and raised in the small university town where Divine teaches. He's intelligent, charming, and drop-dead gorgeous, igniting a spark in Divine's heart. But as their relationship heats up, she begins to wonder if Dan is too good to be true. There must be something wrong with him. Is he married? A passive-aggressive jerk? Could he be a serial killer? Divine soon realizes Dan has skeletons in his closet, dark secrets more terrifying than her outdated clothes. But she's not ready to step away from the new and incredibly exciting relationship just yet. Can she deal with his weird personality, strange hobbies, and kinky secrets in order to find real and lasting love? Or will self-sabotage ruin her happily ever after?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 265 Pages (4,343 KB)
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Added: Jun 12th, 2024

The Longest Day of Rebecca's Life by Viola Ramkissoon 4.1 Stars (5 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Rebecca, an ambitious and stubborn 16-year-old has a stomach flu on the day of her big math exam. Hell-bent on getting a better grade than Susie, her nemesis and bully, she ignores her parents' advice to stay at home. Things are about to get messy!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 40 Pages (1,684 KB)
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Added: Jun 12th, 2024

My Very Punny Dad by Ryan Milligan 4.8 Stars (271 Reviews)    Price verified 9 minutes ago

*The award-winning children's book all about word play! Teaches kids how language can be a wonderful source of creativity!* My Very Punny Dad is a heartfelt story for parents with an appreciation of word play as well as for kids who are starting to understand all the silly ways in which language can be used. While a young girl goes about her day, her father wants to keep the laughs coming with his constant "dad jokes." But just like snacking on cheese, can all those puns become too much of a gouda thing? Humor through rhythm and rhyme from author Ryan Milligan combine with expert illustrations by Justin Castaneda to create a reading experience that will bring a smile to everyone's face - and perhaps some eye rolls or groans as well. Second Place Winner - The BookFest Awards (Fall 2022), Humor Category Honorable Mention - Royal Dragonfly Awards (2022), Humor Category

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 35 Pages (31,798 KB)
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Added: Jun 11th, 2024

Starstruck And Swindled In Paradise: A Short Story by A. H. Nazzareno 3.1 Stars (29 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

A discontent and disillusioned author embarks on a road trip to the desert paradise of Las Vegas, teeming with oddball characters.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 56 Pages (1,351 KB)
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Added: Jun 10th, 2024

Any Seaside Town by John Peaseland 3.8 Stars (97 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

John would drink responsibly, if only the circumstances would allow. The misunderstanding at the Art Gallery, the sea rescue, the séance involving the use of Magic Mushrooms, the car crash and a ghost to boot, all conspire to prevent him from facing up to his fear of sobriety and the responsibilities that would bring. It's not funny and certainly not clever to drink to excess and by reading Any Seaside Town you will see why. Take a seedy, bleary, leery trip into the world of three friends desperate to break out of their cycle of self destruction, desperation and hopelessness. You will have a lot of laughs on the way but may have to cover your eyes against their tragic-comic existence.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 230 Pages (630 KB)
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Added: Jun 10th, 2024

Crap-tastic Tales from the Bathroom: Toilet Inventions, Amusing Trivia, and a Playful Mix of Fact and Fiction for Your Entertainment in the Loo! ... by Patrick O'Ryan 5.0 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Who isn't captivated by a bit of bathroom humor every once in a while? And who doesn't relish the chance to educate a friend about a little-known fact from toilet history and sprinkle it into a discussion? Pick up and dive into Crap-tastic Tales from the Bathroom, your go-to treasure trove of toilet tales and lavatory jokes to keep you busy during those "umm," special moments. This book is a quick journey full of amusing tidbits and sprinkled with a bit of fun fiction to keep you interested from start to finish. In this charming book of loo-lore, you'll discover: · Why was it terrible to be the servant of a Chinese Emperor? · Why going to the bathroom in ancient Roman times was a communal gathering for the ages? · Why walking through the streets of medieval times was more like a game of dodgeball? · How is there another WTO that has made going to the bathroom an international day of its own? · And a bathroom full of information and jokes to ask your friends to completely disturb them about how much you know about the loo! This collection is a fascinating blend of the most unusual and intriguing stories from the records of toilet history, ranging from the mysteries of ancient civilizations to the grand advances of modern space exploration. Each tale is a drop in the bucket (figuratively), offering a glimpse into human history's sometimes bizarre aspects. Get your copy today and prepare to be fascinated by tales that surpass time, all from the unique perspective of latrine lore.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 125 Pages (2,528 KB)
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Added: Jun 10th, 2024

MYTHS by Erika Price (English Prime Press) 3.4 Stars (34 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Hera was a gorgeous megab*tch, but she was fantastic at Scrabble. Aphrodite was just jealous. Salome was a Toddler in a Tiara, Athena was cute in a spunky, Ellen Page kinda way, and Scheherazade was an attention-starved blogger. Persephone and Hades were only on a trial separation. Pandora just opened the box because she was hella bored. In this short story collection by Erika Price (author of Corpus Callosum), gods and goddesses from bygone eras are reimagined as hilarious contemporary analogues and released on a hapless modern world. The result is a frenetic, rip-roarious send-up of modern feminism, psychotherapy, relationship dynamics, and socioeconomic exchange. In MYTHS, new creation stories are laid down, the world is destroyed and created anew, and the more things change, the more petty human nature stays the same.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 77 Pages (720 KB)
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Added: Jun 3rd, 2024

Where The River Takes You (Greyson Gap: A Small Town Series Book 1) by Sophie Sinclair 4.6 Stars (49 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

Perfectionist event planner Blakely Mayfield screws up when a food poisoning debacle puts her career on the line. Battling bad press and her business partner's "suggestion" to take a sabbatical, Blakely doesn't think twice when her best friend offers up her mountain retreat in idyllic Greyson Gap, NC. Armed with the task of stepping out of her comfort zone by her therapist, Blakely quickly realizes that fresh mountain air, roommate chore charts, and Tucker Greyson, the annoyingly handsome housemate she didn't bargain for, might not fix her broken ego. Finding herself stuck in between a surreal episode of The Bachelor run by the Greyson Gap Golden Girls brigade, and her hunky housemate wanting to be friends with benefits, Blakely discovers she kind of likes the simpler life -- going camping, catching fish, wearing hiking boots, and, perhaps, falling in love. Ex- baseball star, Tucker Greyson, prefers to be alone in the small mountain town where he grew up. The last thing he needs is a high-strung, clean-obsessed roommate for the summer. He hatches a plan to drive her perfectionist sensibilities into overdrive and out of his house. What he doesn't expect is to fall for her. He tells himself to keep it simple and not let his heart get involved, but when Blakely gets called back to her old life, Tucker realizes he has more to lose than just a summer roommate.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 350 Pages (3,174 KB)
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Added: Jun 3rd, 2024

The Haunted Heist (Southern Ghost Hunter Mysteries Book 3) by Angie Fox (Moose Island Books) 4.6 Stars (2,976 Reviews)    Price verified 9 minutes ago

From New York Times bestselling author Angie Fox Just because she can see the dead doesn't mean Verity Long wants to spend her days hunting ghosts. Instead, she's over the moon to land a marketing job at the local bank... until she finds her new boss dead in the vault. Even her ghost friend, Frankie, knows that's no way to start a career. Relieved to let the police take charge, Verity steps aside, bound and determined to keep her ghost sightings to herself. But when she learns the main suspect in the murder is a very crooked, very dead mobster, Verity knows it's up to her to solve the case. She teams up with her ghostly gangster buddy Frankie, as well as the irresistible and charming Ellis, as the three of them search haunted mob hideouts, hidden passageways, and historic cemeteries for the facts behind the heist of the century -- and a modern-day motive for murder. Too bad uncovering the truth could very well make Verity the next victim... What Reviewers are saying... 5 Stars! " A great 'who done it' all the way to the end of the book." 5 Stars! "I've read the entirety of Angie Fox's Southern Ghost Hunter series, and have to say that The Haunted Heist is the best installment yet." 5 Stars! "Left me feeling like I was in the ghostly speakeasy dodging bullets right along with Verity. GREAT BOOK!" 5 Stars! "If you're looking for a sweet, fun, totally take me away series, this is the one for you." Rating: Clean and Wholesome Paranormal Cozy Mystery Romance (with a cute pet skunk!)

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 250 Pages (3,971 KB)
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Added: May 31st, 2024

The Complete Guide to Being Evil by Laura Stephenson 4.2 Stars (13 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Youth, magic, and a luxurious Manhattan apartment, Kalara has it all. She's a classic evoker--hurling fire, ice, and electricity is her specialty. As her father always said, the classics are important. Meet Whitcomb, a powerful necromancer who doesn't want anyone discovering he's selling the souls of the dead who go through his funeral home. Kalara finds out he's also a mage, and lets him know they have that in common in an endeavor to network. His response is an attempt to teleport her into the Hudson River, and it almost works. Scared for her life, she elicits the help of a devil. Enter Evander, son of a devil. He's fresh from failing his final diablerie test, and making a deal with a mortal would save him from disgrace. He has Kalara sign an overly fair contract: in return for borrowing his power for five days, she has to give him a heart from one of his enemies so he can eat it and grow stronger. If she fails to deliver the heart, he eats Kalara's instead.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 265 Pages (927 KB)
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Added: May 23rd, 2024

Love and Muddy Puddles (A Coco and Charlie Franks Novel Book 1) by Cecily Anne Paterson 4.4 Stars (994 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Crazy twins, a grumpy horse, and a boy next door. In all the chaos of her family's move to the country, how will Coco find out who her real friends are? Thirteen year old fashionista Coco Franks has finally made it into the popular group when her dad decides to move the whole family to live on a farm so they can 'bond'. Social death is looming, her shoes are covered in mud and all Coco wants to do is get herself back to her city friends. After all, things can't get any worse, right? It'll take a boy with no dress sense and totally hick boots, and a contrary horse called Cupcake to bring Coco to her senses. But it might just be too little, too late. _______________________________ Love and Muddy Puddles is humorous realistic YA fiction aimed at readers aged 10-14 and horse lovers everywhere. Set in Australia, this clean teen romance is a funny and inspiring story of how a horse - and a change of perspective and heart - can change a young person's life. Love and Muddy Puddles is the first book in the Coco and Charlie Franks Series. It is the third novel by Australian writer Cecily Anne Paterson. Her first novel, Invisible, also a clean, realistic story for girls and teenagers, was called an 'exquisitely written story' by Publisher's Weekly reviewer of teenage fiction, and was a semifinalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Awards in 2014. If you love stories about twins, horses, the Aussie bush, or a girl who just can't figure stuff out, this is for you. Charlie Franks is A-OK is the sequel to Love and Muddy Puddles.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 240 Pages
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Added: May 23rd, 2024

Bionic Punchline (Flash Fiction Month) by Damon L. Wakes 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 7 hours ago

What do a squeamish torturer, an intelligent zombie, a newspaper-phobic superhero and Genghis Khan have in common? They're all in this book, and their stories were all written for Flash Fiction Month 2014. With one story for each and every day of July--and a humourous analysis of the event--there's something for everyone here. "I have no problem with this, nor any useful comments!" ~Jasper Fforde

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 108 Pages (503 KB)
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Added: May 18th, 2024

Death Ray Butterfly (Rays and Nights Book 2) by Tom Lichtenberg 3.1 Stars (16 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Inspector Stanley Mole doesn't mind a hard case, but things have gotten out of hand. There's a killer who escapes to a parallel universe, a 20,000 year old murder, a witness to her own death, a toddler assassin, subatomic-particle sniffing butterflies, and much, much more. This time it's not just his reputation that's on the line. This time it's more than personal.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 72 Pages (340 KB)
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Added: May 16th, 2024

Kuliga Gate by Ivy Crawford 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 9 hours ago

2029: Newly inaugurated President MacArthur White resigned after only two weeks. Feigning a late Covid attack, he feared indictment for inciting a riot that left an Indian lad at death's door. Going on the Lam, he weaves his way through family issues and being kidnapped into a hidden "militia" camp in his struggle to recapture political viability. Can Mac come back?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 173 Pages (466 KB)
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Added: May 16th, 2024

Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue by Irene Woodbury Price verified 6 hours ago

What do you do when you discover that the man you've loved for 10 years has been secretly having an affair with a showgirl for 18 months -- and he has just flown to Las Vegas to propose to her? You could do the ladylike thing, congratulate them, and move on graciously. You could react more compulsively by eating too much ice cream, drinking too much wine, and arranging a slew of online dates. Or you could do what Crescent Weevil, a despairing girl Friday, does: steal 5,000 dollars from the office safe, drive like a maniac from Michigan to Vegas, break into the showgirl's condo, and kidnap her boyfriend. Can a happy ending possibly be lurking beneath all of the chaos and craziness? Find out in darkly funny Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 201 Pages (1,748 KB)
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Added: May 9th, 2024

The Groom Wager (Wrong Way Weddings Book 1) by Lori Wilde (Epiphany Orchards Press LLC) 4.4 Stars (1,608 Review)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Get Married or Else! Cole Bailey's eccentric billionaire grandfather issues an edict. If his grandsons don't settle down soon, he'll sell controlling interest in the family business. After losing a coin toss to his twin brother, Zach, Cole's gotta go first. On the hunt for a bride, Cole crashes a high society wedding and comes face-to-face with his high school pal, Tess Morgan. The formerly shy, overweight bookworm is no longer the pushover who did Cole's homework for him. At the reception, Tess goads him into a game of pool. Just to keep things interesting, Cole suggests a wager. If he wins, she must help him find the perfect woman to wed. Losing the bet is one thing, but playing matchmaker for the heartthrob who still causes her pulse to race is another matter entirely. Does Tess stand a chance of convincing Cole that she's the one he's been waiting for all along?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 244 Pages (3,199 KB)
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Added: May 8th, 2024

The Pharaoh's Cat (The Pharaoh's Cat Novels Book 1) by Maria Luisa Lang 4.7 Stars (76 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Suddenly talking and walking upright, a stray tomcat in ancient Egypt becomes the young Pharaoh's intimate and, when accused of his murder, time travels to New York City and learns how to raise him from the dead. The cat is quick-witted, wisecracking narrator as well as free-spirited, ever-curious protagonist, and the story he tells is an exotic, imaginative, spell-binding tragicomedy. The novel interweaves feline and human, past and present, natural and supernatural. It contains numerous surprises, twists and turns, intriguing characters, both human and animal, fascinating revelations about ancient Egyptian history and culture. While exploring a looted tomb in ancient Egypt, the cat is kicked in the ass by the Vizier, the Pharaoh's uncle and the second in power only to him. Able to speak as a result, the cat immediately gives voice to his intelligence and sense of humor and captivates the young Pharaoh, making him laugh for the first time since his parents' death. The cat becomes the Pharaoh's constant companion and, at the royal palace and on a tour of Egypt, participates in the festivities, developing an insatiable appetite for good food, wine, and gossip. Gradually, he renews the Pharaoh's ability to enjoy life and inspires him to become a stronger leader. The bond of selfless love they share will change Egypt's destiny. The cat has a good friend in the High Priest of the god Amun-Ra and seeks his help in solving the mystery of his human powers and the supernatural manifestations that plague him. He has a mortal enemy in the cat-kicking Vizier, who hates him for his close relationship with the Pharaoh. The Vizier eventually murders the Pharaoh and accuses the cat, who flees by time-traveling with the High Priest to New York City, where they find an ally in an Egyptologist's daughter. In New York, they go to an ancient Egyptian exhibit, end up in Central Park, then at a cathedral, and later retrieve a lost spell to revive the dead. They return to Egypt to ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 179 Pages (555 KB)
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Added: May 3rd, 2024

Don't be a Hero: A dark humour page turner, where Little Britain meets Cheers in a Birkenhead betting shop. (Harry Harris Bull in a Betting Shop Book ... by Johnny Parker 4.0 Stars (69 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

If Harry Harris had been a second-hand car, Big Marge would have kicked his tyres. Harry has ditched a well paid career to follow his dream of being a writer before it's too late. Girlfriend Peggy patiently supports him, but Harry is wilting under the weight of rejection letters and the guilt of not helping with the bills. On an impetuous whim, he applies for a job as a bookies cashier. However, a Birkenhead betting shop is no place for the fainthearted. Harry is a cosy office, Walter Softie. Naïve and gullible, he doesn't fit in. Big Marge the battle hardened manager knows it, the wily punters know it and Peggy is worried about it. However, the obnoxious, greasy-pole climbing Area Manager, thinks Harry's MBA will transform profits and bring him the promotion he craves. Harry thought he was under pressure before, but now he's wedged himself between a rock and several hard places with only his pride preventing a fall. As if he hadn't enough problems, Peggy's well of patience has run dry. Unable to keep up with the bills on her own, she's installed a lodger. Ex-Tank Regiment Dave, promptly occupies Harry's groove on the sofa and has a commanding grip on the TV remote. In this dark comedy, short read, page turner, Little Britain meets Cheers in a Birkenhead betting shop. The odds are against Harry from the off. Can he survive his first shift and will the cheats prosper? What Amazon Reviewers say about Don't be a Hero... Hilarious, I couldn't put it down - "You will feel like a fly on the wall watching this real-life soap unfold." ***** Arterial "I found it a very easy and enjoyable read. Having never been in a betting shop I found the characters extremely entertaining, leaving me wanting to know what happened to them next." ***** Mavis Howarth-Jones "It's not the genre I usually read, but I loved Don't be a Hero from the start and couldn't put it down!When Harry takes a bookies job at the betting shop, he discovers an entirely different unfamiliar world. That ...

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Length: 109 Pages (1,084 KB)
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Added: Apr 29th, 2024

Squatter With a Lexus by Tom Lichtenberg (Pigeon Weather Press) 3.4 Stars (41 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Pearson Holmes disappeared a long time ago, leaving behind a potentially valuable safety deposit box. Freddy the Freegan is the first to stumble across the mystery, but soon a whole cast of characters are out to find the key and claim the treasure before time runs out and the contents are forfeit to the state. Who will solve the riddle of the Squatter with a Lexus?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 116 Pages (541 KB)
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Added: Apr 24th, 2024

The Beautiful Normal by Jarrett Lee Ellzey 3.8 Stars (34 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

In the realm of suspense books and detective novels, this gripping tale unfolds around two lawyers, Jake Martin and Wayne Devereux, navigating a treacherous path of debt, drugs, and desperation. Formerly a rising star in the legal arena, Jake's journey takes a darkly comedic turn as he grapples with a decade of destructive choices, plummeting from a promising trial lawyer to the depths of ambulance chasing. Amidst the chaos, a hungover Jake discovers two cases in his file cabinet -- one promising and one perilous -- alongside a staggering seven-figure debt owed to a menacing loan shark. In a twist of fate, Jake's eccentric Cajun law partner, Wayne Devereux, takes charge of the promising case while unwittingly embarking on the tail-end of an accidental acid trip. As the duo teeters on the edge of their legal endeavors, a desperate Jake turns to an old client, armed with a phone filled with influential contacts. Seizing on their desperation, a mysterious new acquaintance proposes a high-stakes deal that could either lead to untold riches or a one-way ticket to prison. However, just as the allegedly fool-proof plan is set to unfold, Jake's materialistic world is disrupted by a chance encounter with an old flame. Faced with conflicting desires, he must make a pivotal choice -- proceed with the risky deal and potential fortune, or defy the dangerous Cartel in pursuit of a new love and his duty to his last remaining client. This crime fiction narrative weaves together suspense, intrigue, and the complexities of human choices, making it a top-tier addition to the best detective novels and crime mystery books.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 316 Pages (513 KB)
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Added: Apr 20th, 2024

Two and a Half Weeks by Tim W. Jackson 3.3 Stars (21 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Caribbean dive guide Gage Hoase woos and wins a beautiful dive guest, then sends her packing. All is good until Gabi returns, with happily-ever-after on her mind. Now Gage has to figure a way to let her down gently before she offs him in his sleep. A Tale From Blacktip Island by award-nominated novelist Tim W. Jackson

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 22 Pages (416 KB)
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Added: Apr 15th, 2024

Magical Bears in the Context of Contemporary Political Theory by Jenna Moran 4.1 Stars (11 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

For too long the disciplines of thaumatic ursology and political science have held themselves apart, each asserting its own unique magisterium. Isn't it time someone brought these two disparate fields to synthesis? In this revolutionary collection of short stories from the first international symposium on magical bears in the context of contemporary political theory, Dr. Moran reports on such diverse topics as: * the controversial provisions of the Patriot Act that empower "Senator Domino" on his demon-hunting campaign; * the political doctrine that kept the Rainbow World from participating in WWII; * the reasoning behind the recent revaluation of the yuan relative to the dollar; * the use of angels as weapons of war; and * the limitations of and elisions from the media coverage of the invasion and the occupation of Iraq.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 165 Pages (400 KB)
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Added: Apr 13th, 2024

Highland Fling: A witty, heart-warming, escapist romantic comedy set in the Scottish Highlands (The Highland Books Book 1) by Emma Baird (Pink Glitter Publishing) 4.2 Stars (353 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

A boy, a girl, a dating guru -- what can possibly go wrong?! Gaby's recently split from her boyfriend of ten years and needs to escape fast. Where better than the Highlands of Scotland where she can lick her wounds and recover in peace and quiet? Fate has different ideas in mind. First, there's the rough and ready Jack McAllan who bears more than a passing resemblance to Gaby's favourite fictional Scottish hero. He's an important part of the local community, even if he's failed to impress Gaby so far. Who knew a guy could be so rude and taciturn? Then, there's the mystery of the woman whose home she now inhabits. Kirsty's left too many tantalising clues for Gaby to resist, not least her not-so-secret identity and YouTube fame. But why did Kirsty run, and does it have anything to do with the red-haired Scot who keeps turning up in Gaby's daydreams much as she tries to resist? Featuring kilts, mist-cloaked hills, lochs where the water runs deep, spoilt cats and a little too much whisky, Highland Fling is a sweet, fun-filled romp through Scottish small towns and rural life, finding love, making a fool of yourself and discovering that an overactive imagination leads you into all kinds of trouble... The perfect book for fans of chick lit humour, laugh-out loud romantic comedies along the lines of Jill Mansell, Sophie Kinsella and Jenny Colgan. Pick up your copy today for some light-hearted, escapist fun.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 322 Pages (1,005 KB)
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Added: Mar 26th, 2024

Puerto Paz by Jefferey J. Reese (Puerto Paz Entertainment) 4.0 Stars (16 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

We live in an increasingly polarizing landscape of political extremism. Liberal versus Conservative. Freedom versus order. What if that divide caused the United States to split into two countries and four extremist cultures? Marcus Coleman lives in a world where, decades earlier, exactly that happened. The black high school football and track star and his white best friend run away from their home in one extremist culture, and travel through three other extremist cultures, before finally finding the balanced moderation of Puerto Paz. Like a pair of nomadic Goldilocks, they embark on a journey of self-discovery, entering a strange new world full of drastically differing political ideologies and struggling to find a culture that feels like the right fit. Although raised in a culture that demands strict loyalty, their travels lead them to discover differences between themselves that test the limits of their friendship.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 432 Pages (32 KB)
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Added: Mar 20th, 2024

Smite Me, Oh Dark One by Steve Thomas 4.3 Stars (55 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Acerbus hates his job. While he is content to watch and study the mortal races, the other gods constantly look for reasons to destroy their newly-created world. When they finally find an excuse, they command Acerbus to become the Smiter, destroyer of all creation. Armed with nothing but spite and a horde of goblins, Acerbus decides that there is only one way to ensure his own failure and save the world: by becoming an Evil Overlord. "Smite Me, Oh Dark One" is a comedic fantasy short story. Cover by John Comegno

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 23 Pages (12 KB)
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Added: Mar 17th, 2024

Love Hurts by Russell Taylor (RPT) 3.7 Stars (41 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

"Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts, well my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn't just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know, I've seen it in action. This introduction put Russell on the runner-up list for The Independent newspaper's 'Opening Gambits' competition. Here is the full book, enjoy.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 317 Pages (733 KB)
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Added: Feb 28th, 2024

Surviving A Vampire Love Story (Between Worlds Book 1) by Paro Dae 4.0 Stars (7 Reviews)    Price verified 9 minutes ago

For the fans of Twilight and paranormal love... , a parody of vampire romance. After multiple requests from her roommate to read a bad boy novel, Zhuri finally picks up the book. Despite having a strong hatred towards such stories, she gives it a try, but not without complaining about it every few seconds. Annoyed by Zhuri's attitude, her roommate makes a birthday wish for Zhuri to enter a bad boy novel and change it to her liking. Silly of her roommate to think birthday wishes come true. Do they? Zhuri goes to bed laughing at her roommate just to wake up in the middle of the night in the bed that's not her, in the room that doesn't belong to her, in the town that doesn't exist, and in the novel that she hates the most, a bad boy romance. In order to return to her own world, she has to change the course of this story. But she can't do it by herself. Being a complete stranger in this world, she needs help to understand the rules of this universe. Help only the character she despises the most can provide, the male lead. Read on the series Book 2: Surviving A Billionaire Romance

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 171 Pages (1,496 KB)
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Added: Feb 26th, 2024

Buffalo Dogs (the Amazing Conroy) by Lawrence M. Schoen (Paper Golem LLC) 4.0 Stars (133 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

He's the greatest hypnotist in Human space. And it might cost him his life. The Arconi take two things seriously -- absolute truth and their prize commodity: buffalo dogs. When one of Conroy's hypnotic suggestions is taken literally, they arrest him in the middle of his stage act. Now he's facing execution or a bill for a $10 million alien creature. Can he use hypnosis to beat the Arconi's truth-telling telepathy, save his life, and escape back to Earth? The Amazing Conroy series is an intergalactic adventure by a 6-time Nebula Award-nominated author. Mind control, manipulation, and mayhem abound in a story that will keep you brilliantly entertained. Enter the delightful universe of the Amazing Conroy for free when you click Download Now.

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Length: 40 Pages (962 KB)
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Added: Feb 20th, 2024

Blue Haired Alien Girlfriend by John H. Carroll 3.4 Stars (49 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

This is a SHORT STORY approximately 5500 words long, which translates to about 25 printed pages. Joshua is a manager at FishBurgers who walks home alone every evening. One night, he comes across an unusual young woman by the name of Mariella sitting on a bench. He's thrown for a loop when she tells him where she's from, but he doesn't mind. He doesn't mind the fact that she has blue hair either, in fact it makes her all that much more interesting. The people around Joshua feel that he's a bit odd and know very little about him. Each comes to their own snap judgements about him. Sometimes love can be a little quirky, sometimes it can be a lot quirky.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 22 Pages (1,044 KB)
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Added: Feb 16th, 2024

Beverley Green's First Adventure: Book One of the Beverley Green Adventures by Andrea C. Neil 4.1 Stars (33 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Small town. Simplicity. Sasquatch? Beverley Green leaves the big city for small-town living in Guthrie, Oklahoma, only to find that the simple life is anything but! After taking a part-time job with the local paper, she's assigned to cover a spate of Bigfoot sightings. Which is ridiculous because everyone knows there's no such thing... right?! With a newly opened bookstore to manage, and the challenge of fitting in to a tight-knit -- and weird -- community, the pressure of it all might just be getting to her. Determined to show everyone that she's got moxie and can keep up with even the best (and cutest) "Bigfoot Expert," Beverley learns to overcome her fear of non-existent cryptids while earning her place in her new hometown. But it might take more than one Hostess Cupcake to get it all done... Beverley Green's First Adventure is the first book in a funny, quirky chick lit series about big-time weirdness in a small-town setting. Snatch up your copy today and start something good! Publisher's Note: previously released as Beverley Green: Sasquatch Hunter

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 228 Pages (2,589 KB)
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Added: Feb 15th, 2024

Crossed Wires by Fran Shaff 2.8 Stars (27 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Classic Romantic Comedy from Award-Winning Author Fran Shaff... Hank Garcia, thinking he's been summoned to Melanie Baker's house to fix an electrical problem, gets the shock of his life! Short Story.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 21 Pages (713 KB)
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Added: Feb 13th, 2024

The ECE & Her Billionaire: A Romantic Comedy (Curvy and Wanted Book 1) by JA Lafrance 4.0 Stars (24 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

One Rule: Don't fall in love with the parents from the daycare.I had one rule to follow, but when he walks in that rule gets forgotten. His daughter captures my heart with her gorgeous eyes. Tyler She was unexpected in a world where the unexpected usually screws me over. Her body draws my eyes, but her personality captures my heart. Why did he have to come into the daycare? Why do people keep driving her away? Warning mature audiences, 18+, sexually descriptive content.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 113 Pages (859 KB)
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Added: Feb 1st, 2024

Joan: Drop Dead Diva: (Joan Rivers returns) by Rafal Kudlinski (ITQ MEDIA) 2.7 Stars (17 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Joan Rivers Returns in a book from the other world... It ain't a culinary book, although characters eat a lot of fantastic dishes and dish about celebrities.This is not biography of any kind either. It's full of real data from Joan's life to keep it more close to our hearts and down to earth. Joan was once a comedienne. Due to unfortunate tour of events she crosses over to a new world that seems to be so like ours, but it's not the same. Before afterlife of star treatment she has few more assignments on the menu. With her new pals Mandy, Ksav, Monique and Mary she must go to new frontiers, to declutter and clean talentless celebrities from public life. You will "Meet the Farthashians", "Cleaning Ladies of Hollywood-end", "Divas without the voices", "Housewives from the Sexy mansion" and "Spoiled and dumb - kids of Beverly Halls" plus many more in the book, that glorifies true talent and puts satire treatment on so called stars of the Hollywood. Did I mention Joan's dog is back? Max will give you extra thrills. Books in "Joan Drop Dead Diva" series: Book One: "Joan Drop Dead Diva" NOW AVAILABLE Book Two: "How you doin' with Joan and Mandy" coming Independence Day 2016! Book Three: "Are you talking to me" coming somewhere in 2017

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 210 Pages (307 KB)
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Added: Jan 19th, 2024

Spacejunk! The Hunt for AI by Rebecca Zettl 3.6 Stars (3 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Clumsy, hapless and inexperienced, Syd Hawkes is a far cry from the superstar bounty hunters she aspires to be like. When the galaxy's leading technology conglomerate's new AI is stolen, they call in the best to get it back. Syd is not one of them. But A random coincidence offers her a shot at the contract: her chance to break into the big time. Romping through space in an ancient ship and filled with unwarranted optimism, Syd will encounter fierce competition, weird catastrophes and a strange new friend. But when Syd learns that the AI is not what she thinks, can she still do what it takes to step up to the big leagues?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 165 Pages (4,642 KB)
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Added: Jan 19th, 2024

Marvelous tales happened in Eudopia by Michel Franzoso 3.7 Stars (4 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

Where can you meet companies of adventurers led by gallant prostitutes and ingenious rats? Cross the path of unscrupulous librarians? Or go on vacation with Death? But in the lands of Eudopia, of course. Then enter this fantasy world and experience the hilarious and edge-of-the-grotestine adventures of these unusual heroes. In this first volume you will find the short stories: - When Death takes a Holiday - The librarian's meatloaf - Bana and the magical deck

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 150 Pages (1,809 KB)
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Added: Jan 11th, 2024

The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen by Rudolf Erich Raspe (E-BOOKARAMA) 4.0 Stars (201 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

The stories about Baron Munchausen were first collected and published by an anonymous author in 1781. An English version was published in London in 1785 by Rudolf Erich Raspe as "The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen." It is not clear how much of the story material derives from the Baron himself; however, it is known that the majority of the stories are based on folktales that have been in circulation for many centuries before Munchausen's birth. "The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen" presents a certain eighteenth-century German noble ventured abroad for military service and returned with a series of amusingly outrageous stories. Baron Munchausen's astounding feats included riding cannonballs, traveling to the Moon, and pulling himself out of a bog by his own hair. Since the book appeared readers have been delighted in knowing about these unlikely adventures. Hence, by the nineteenth century, the tales had undergone expansions and transformations by several notable authors and had been translated into many languages. A figure as colourful as the Baron naturally appeals to the artistic imagination, and he has been depicted in numerous works of art. His definitive visual image, however, belongs to Gustave Doré.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 173 Pages (1,968 KB)
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Added: Jan 3rd, 2024

Reckoning Daze by Michael Beaulieu 3.5 Stars (92 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

"An actress is always a starving artist," so says Lindsay Harmon-Foster, a talented but struggling Los Angeles actress in Michael Beaulieu's gripping debut novel, the #1 Amazon best-selling satire Reckoning Daze. Lindsay, 19, a former star of a critically acclaimed but canceled series, is now doing a pilot that might prove to be the role of a lifetime, but her anorexia and other habits could kill her before she's cast for the full series. Although she has long been self-destructive, she's never been more so than now, making her a threat to herself and others. Aside from losing the show she loved, Lindsay thought she had found her soulmate in a rising music star named Jesse, but he committed suicide and she blames herself. Will she land the new series and allow herself to find love again with a handsome actor named Marc or will addictions - and suppressed family secrets - make her die hard? While Lindsay's demons are portrayed with unflinching honesty, the way she views Los Angeles and the business is often comical. If you like Bret Easton Ellis and Chuck Palahniuk, you'll find Reckoning Daze's blend of high drama and satire to be a perfect mix of laughs and suspense. Get it today and find out whether or not Lindsay's dreams come true.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 192 Pages (4,847 KB)
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Added: Dec 24th, 2023

Xander Barns Series (Books 1-2-3) by Sarah Tork 4.3 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

ALWAYS WANTED (BOOK 1) If someone were to have told me a year ago, that by the end of this year I was going to break up with Ben my boyfriend of five years and leave my family home to move to a different city to start a new life, I'd have told them they were crazy. There was no way something like that could happen... ever! It did happen. Twenty two year old university drop out Marisa Gellys' relaxed lifestyle takes a turn for the worse when she arrives early at Kyle Matthews' annual Halloween bash to find her boyfriend making out with another girl. Heartbroken she sets off to a brand new city to get away from her family who think she's made the biggest mistake of her life by breaking up with Ben. For the first time in her life, Marisa's doing everything on her own and she loves it. A brand new city, a brand (sort of) new job, and a hunky, dreamy late night customer who shows her the kinds of things he likes to do. Welcome to the ride. This year will be nothing like last year. WANTED ALWAYS (BOOK 2) I never said I was perfect... but damn it, I really did it this time! I fell for his ways again! And the award for dumbest girl in the world goes to... ME! Again! Twenty two year old Marisa Gellys thought the weekend of her father's 50th birthday party was going to be quick and easy. She couldn't have been more wrong. All thanks to a certain blue-eyed gorgeous... menace, also known as Xander Barns. Her dad's birthday would have to take a back seat, because Xander Barns has his own plans for this weekend and whether Marisa wants to or not, she's about to become a huge part of it. Because Xander Barns always gets what he wants. CALLING FOREVER (BOOK 3) If someone were to have told me right after waking up and finding Xander's surprise last Saturday, that at the end of this crazy weekend I'd be accepting a position as his Personal Assistant, I'd have laughed and told them they were crazy. It did happen. Who's crazy now? ME! Marisa Gellys should have erased ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 425 Pages (1,213 KB)
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Added: Dec 22nd, 2023

Romero: Hollywood Fixer by Jr. Betancourt, Edwin (Edwin Betancourt Jr.) Price verified 4 hours ago

Hiding bodies,twisting the truth, spinning the lies and cleaning the dirty images of Hollywood stars is what has made Jayson Romero the hottest Hollywood Fixer in New Fran City. With the help of his trusty assistant, Anthony Santos, no scandal is too big for Fame Fixer Inc to handle! But when a $5 million bounty is placed on Jayson's life, the snarky Hollywood Fixer will soon have to come face to face with the ghosts from his past. Including the return of his ex-husband and deadly secrets from his own life that he thought he buried many years ago.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 136 Pages (319 KB)
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Added: Dec 20th, 2023

Borrowed Time: A Cozy Fantasy Novel (Primetime of Life Book 1) by L.A. Boruff 4.4 Stars (257 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Rowena is a time-traveling witch assassin who is very bad at her job. It's one thing to know I'm a witch. It's an entirely different thing to learn to use my powers. I've always known I was adopted, but it never mattered much until my birth mother died. I inherited her witchy powers and her job -- a time-traveling witch assassin, neither of which I know what to do with. But at least I get a trainer, my birth mother's old friend Arti, and a lazy dragon familiar who is determined to eat all my food and drink all my booze. Now I have to learn everything from scratch. Magic, time travel, assassining... assassinating? Whatever it is, I can't fail, or I lose my job and the witches in line for the position after me? Let's just say, not-so-nice. Keeping my job kinda means saving the world. No pressure. Grab this dark humor-filled, page-turning, suspenseful paranormal woman's fiction now, and escape into a world of yummy cheesecake-like men, snarky familiars, time travel hijinks, and danger.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 164 Pages (2,991 KB)
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Added: Dec 19th, 2023

Totlandia: Book 1 (Contemporary Romance): The Onesies - Fall by Josie Brown (Signal Press) 3.5 Stars (1,653 Review)    Price verified 5 hours ago

THIS IS BOOK 1 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES. Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8. IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES: The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children's playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city's ultra-competitive elite, the club's ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club's founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers are allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there's no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection... from tots or their moms. In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this year's admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. But four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running. Jade is a former stripper and porn actress, who has been absent for most of her son's life. Jillian's husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant. Ally never even had a husband -- just a sperm donor -- and she's hiding a high-ranking corporate job. And Lorna fears that her son may have special needs... just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry to the club. Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances -- and their private lives -- go up in flames? Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to Totlandia. "I love a good mommy sendup as much as the next gal, and this peek into the ridiculousness of the San Francisco upper crust is delightful. Whether or not you've ever had the pleasure (or pain) of joining a playgroup, Brown's tale is as ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 202 Pages (14 KB)
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Added: Dec 17th, 2023

Necessary Evil and the Greater Good: A Mestoph and Leviticus Fiasco by Adam Ingle (The Dead Regime) 4.2 Stars (74 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

For best friends Mestoph and Leviticus the end of the world can't come fast enough. Mestoph is a demon and troublemaker for Hell Industries, while Leviticus is an angel and cubicle jockey for Heaven, Inc. They might be unlikely friends, but they have something in common - they both hate their jobs. Unfortunately for them The End is nowhere in sight. The two take matters into their own hands when they come up with a scheme to get themselves kicked out of the Afterlife. But can they do it without spending an eternity in limbo? Their misadventure will take them from Purgatory to Asgard and the worlds in between as they cross paths and pantheons with Vikings, Greek and Norse Gods, and a Scottish terrier named Sir Reginald Pollywog Newcastle III. Follow Mestoph and Leviticus in a fast-paced, globe-trotting dark comedy - Throw A Copy In Your Cart Now!.

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Length: 288 Pages (590 KB)
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Past Life Strife (Rise of the Discordant Book 1) by Christina McMullen 4.1 Stars (59 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Welcome to Blackbird, a small Midwest town with a big paranormal problem. As an Observer, Seth is tasked with identifying lost souls. An unenviable job under normal circumstances, but the situation takes a turn for the worse when Blackbird's Guardian calls it quits. With no one to take her place, Seth finds himself partnered with Desmond, a powerful and intimidating Warrior, who sees the downtrodden Observer as a liability. Desmond's fears are all but validated when a magical disturbance draws even more Discordant creatures to the area, including a deadly femme fatale from Seth's past, and Bogie, a demon with a heart of gold and a tenuous grasp on the English language. To save Blackbird (and eventually the world), the agents must set aside their differences and team up with a ragtag group of local mystics. Together, they might win the day, or they just might make things a whole lot worse.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 163 Pages (4,169 KB)
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Added: Dec 9th, 2023

Second-Hand Princess (The Second-Hand Princess Series Book 1) by Lorraine J. Anderson 2.6 Stars (165 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

All a princess wants is to be rescued by her prince -- isn't it? Perhaps staying with her dragon wasn't such a bad idea after all... (NOTE: Short story - fantasy humor/farce. This is not meant to be a romance.) Followed by "The Princess At War."

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 28 Pages (574 KB)
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Added: Nov 30th, 2023

Greegs & Ladders: An Incredible Journey Through Space And Time by Zack Mitchell (Mitchell Mendlow) 3.2 Stars (448 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Greegs & Ladders is a wildly exciting, experimental, comedic science fiction parody novel about three oddball characters romping around space and time in search of truth and/or justice all while narrowly escaping dangerous space-mazes, savage beasts and angry mobs. Equal parts social satire and fun loving adventure, Greegs promises laughs, a few mildly intelligent and/or interesting observations, & several run-on sentences. You'll also get to find out what the hell Greegs are, and how life on Earth came to be, and the meaning of it all (at no extra charge.) From the rubbish heaps of Garbotron to the bottommost, subterranean layers of Lincra, find out why Grant T. Ecklesmere called it "The best damned book about Greegs and/or Ladders I've read in a fortnight."

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 248 Pages (709 KB)
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Added: Nov 29th, 2023

Ye Olde Magick Shoppe (The Roshaven Series) by Claire Buss (CB Visions) 4.0 Stars (67 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

An unwanted magick shoppe has appeared in Roshaven and is causing havoc. Ned Spinks, Chief Thief-Catcher, and his second-in-command, Jenni the sprite, have been ordered to encourage the magick shoppe to move on. But the shopkeeper pulls a fast one and strands Ned and Jenni in the middle of nowhere. With a dragon. They must get back to Roshaven as quickly as possible and deal with the magick shoppe before it causes any more chaos. If you enjoy reading humorous fantasy like Terry Pratchett's Discworld then you'll love Ye Olde Magick Shoppe from Claire Buss's Roshaven series. Pick up Ye Olde Magick Shoppe and read a Ned and Jenni Roshaven adventure today.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 24 Pages (2,944 KB)
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Added: Nov 27th, 2023

Two Zeros and The Library of Doom! (Gil's Grimoire Book 1) by Eric Bonkowski (Penny Dreadful Publications) 4.0 Stars (25 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Written as a short introduction to the wild world of the Zeros, "Two Zeros and The Library of Doom!" is a novella of two heroes who took a job that sounded so easy. Gil Abercrombie and his new partner Dylan accept a simple job rescuing an aged caretaker at an abandoned sanatorium called Callowleigh. Soon, their quick task becomes a nightmare as our heroes find themselves trapped and fighting for their lives. Alone in a haunted mansion, Gil and Dylan struggle against otherworld forces as they search for the old caretaker who may be caught in something far beyond his understanding. Forced to team up with a master thief to battle dangers from man and beast, our Zeros dig deeper into buried secrets, pursuing the terrible truths of the old hospital and the old books held within a very strange library. Ghosts, demons, and mythological beasts fill the pages of this novella, where not all is as it appears to be. Welcome to the world of Gil's Grimoire...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 172 Pages (357 KB)
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Added: Nov 13th, 2023

Shopping for a Baby's First Christmas (Shopping for a Billionaire Series Book 11) by Julia Kent 4.5 Stars (735 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

My mother wants all her kids and grandkids to spend Christmas Eve at her house and wake up on Christmas morning together. Sounds reasonable, right? And it would be. If it weren't my mother. My husband, Declan, is protesting any involvement, though he's openly intrigued by the idea of claiming his territory by having sex in my childhood bed. And by intrigued, I mean a series of really hot suggestions that make me whimper when I have to say no. Wait-why am I saying no, again? Mom has turned her house into a Christmas showcase that makes Frankenmuth look like the picked-over clearance rack at Target on December 26. You know those crazy people on Etsy who make felted gnomes out of belly-button lint and use... a certain kind of hair... to make thatched roofs on little decorative elf homes? Those people are saner than my mother. There is no force of nature stronger-or more emotionally volatile-than a fifty-something grandmother determined to create holiday memories. Wait a minute. Maybe there is. My husband. Listen to the audiobook as well, narrated by Audie award winner Tanya Eby!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 161 Pages (1,583 KB)
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Added: Nov 1st, 2023

Feisty (The Do-Over Series) by Julia Kent 4.5 Stars (898 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

I'm not to proud to admit that finding Mr. Right involves swiping right. Right? Welcome to dating in avocado toastland. Here I am, on my first blind date, ever, courtesy of a smartphone app and my two annoying best friends. So what is Chris "Fletch" Fletcher doing, walking across the room, looking at his phone like he's pattern matching a picture to find a real person he's never met before? Oh. Oh, no. The guy I drop-kicked in seventh grade cannot be my blind date. The guy who earned me this infernal nickname. That's right. Feisty. -- More from New York Times bestselling author Julia Kent as Fiona "Feisty" Gaskill gets her chance at love - drop-kick included.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 284 Pages (2,791 KB)
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Added: Sep 20th, 2023

Existential Terror and Breakfast by M.P. Fitzgerald (Satan Approved) 4.1 Stars (26 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 90 days. Also pancakes, there are pancakes. Malcolm Steadman is a completely average everyman whose life goal is to fit in. This is too much to ask for. Especially considering that he is also prone to paralyzing panic attacks triggered by everything from burnt toast to boredom. Can he win out against the mundane? Can he face the absurd? Author of the cult hit, A Happy Bureaucracy series, comes M.P. Fitzgerald's philosophical anti-novel. Bleakly funny in all of the wrong places, Existential Terror and Breakfast pits Malcolm against his worst enemy: his own eccentricities. Will Malcolm prevail against himself? ... Well, you know what happens in 90 days...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 354 Pages (1,732 KB)
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Added: Aug 23rd, 2023

Hilda the Wicked Witch by Paul Kater (Alexandria Publising Group) 3.6 Stars (117 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

A fairy-land witch is transported to our world as a mishap makes a spell blow up in her face and mirror. The journey home is one filled with struggle, problems and many misunderstandings.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 54 Pages (807 KB)
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Added: Aug 18th, 2023

Beyond Dead: An Afterlife Adventures Novel (A Paranormal Ghost Cozy Mystery Series Book 1) by Jordaina Sydney Robinson (Shark Week Deadly Publishing) 4.2 Stars (2,210 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

****Currently being adapted for TV **** Bridget Sway is newly dead. And confused. Instead of cloud cars and harp-playing cherubs, the afterlife is working a full-time job that doesn't pay and a heinous communal living situation with housemates who have no concept of privacy or personal space. As if that wasn't bad enough, on her first day at work Bridget finds a murdered ghost stuffed in her locker. With the afterlife police looking to pin the murder on Bridget, her new best friend and ex-PI, Sabrina, suggests they solve the murder themselves. But with a handsome parole officer watching her every move and the afterlife police dogging her every step, solving the murder is easier than it sounds. If you like sassy heroines who break all the rules, laugh out loud humour and whodunnits that keep you guessing until the very end, then tag along with Bridget Sway on her afterlife adventures. Afterlife Adventures Series: #1 Beyond Dead #2 Dead and Buried (formerly Deader Still) #3 A Little More Dead #4 Deader Still (formerly Dead and Buried) #5 Utterly Dead #6 Dead Completely #7 Unexpectedly Dead In the same universe: An Aurora North Exposé: #1 The Faux Fang Murders #2 The Sham Spirit Murders #3 The Hoax Hex Murders

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 360 Pages (3,351 KB)
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Added: Jul 13th, 2023

The Baby and the Batman: a very short story (Baby Claire Story Snack Book 2) by H. L. Burke 4.3 Stars (27 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

A toddler attempts to negotiate the perfect Halloween costume in spite of her limited communication skills. A short story, only about 1000 words Contains a sample chapter of the author's novella "Thaddeus Whiskers and the Dragon."

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 15 Pages (1,755 KB)
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Added: Jul 10th, 2023

The Old Man at the End of the World: Bite No. 1 by AK Silversmith 4.1 Stars (511 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

The end is nigh... and Gerald Stockwell-Poulter has had quite enough of it already. Pesky business altogether. All this hiding and running about. Makes Brexit look like a doddle. After 87 largely well-behaved years as a model citizen, less than four hours into the 'zompocalypse' and he has already killed a neighbour, rescued a moody millennial drug dealer and forged an unlikely allegiance with a giant ginger Scotsman. And it isn't even tea time. Join Gerald as he and his newfound allies navigate the post-apocalyptic English countryside in their hilarious bid to stay off the menu. THE GOOD LIFE meets DOUGLAS ADAMS meets SHAUN OF THE DEAD! - Dave F, Amazon The first instalment of the Old Man at the End of the World. A novella of 20,000 words. For fans of Frank Tayell (Surviving the Evacuation), Mark Tufo (Zombie Fallout), Diana Rowland (White Trash Zombie) and also Jonas Jonasson (The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared), Fredrik Backman (A Man Called Ove) and Catharina Ingelman-Sundberg (The Little Old Lady Who Broke All the Rules).

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Added: Jun 22nd, 2023

My Best Mistake: A Women's Fiction Novel of Courage and Comedy (My Best Series Book 1) by Carole Wolfe 4.3 Stars (215 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Everybody wants something from her. She's just looking for a little peace and quiet... Tired mother Tasha Gerome wishes she weren't such a mess. With a deadbeat ex-husband hounding her for cash, a house so bad the cleaning service quit, and a rich doctor falsely accusing her of writing him poor reviews, she's desperate for anything to go right. And when she's completely ignored at a speed-dating event, she fears she'll never get herself together. As her drunken former spouse continues to dog her and embarrasses the kids in public, Tasha struggles to find any solution to the crushing stress-fest. But with help from her estranged sister and a boost from her ex-brother-in-law, she tries to summon the inner strength to finally put her fuzzy-pink-pig-slippered foot down. Can Tasha work up the courage to live on her own terms? My Best Mistake is the first book in the My Best series of humorous women's fiction novels. If you like quirky characters, domestic chaos, and indomitable spirits, then you'll love Carole Wolfe's sidesplitting suburban romp. Buy My Best Mistake to grab the reins today!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
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Added: Jun 13th, 2023

Women in Love (Grapevine Press) by D H Lawrence (Grapevine India) 3.8 Stars (1,295 Review)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

D. H. Lawrence declared in Women in Love, his masterpiece that presaged the erotic consciousness of the 20th century, "Let us hesitate no longer to state that the sensual passions and mysteries are equally sacred with the spiritual mysteries and passions." Gudrun and Ursula Brangwen, two sisters, serve as the main characters' eyes as Lawrence examines love, sex, passion, and marriage. The two very different sisters pursue passionate, scorching adventures with their lovers, Rupert and Gerald, while looking for more mature emotional relationships. They are intelligent, perceptive, and observant. Gudrun and Ursula's temperamental differences generate an ongoing discussion about their culture, their inner lives, and the riddles between men and women against a horrific World War I backdrop of coal mines, industries, and a devastated working class.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 652 Pages (870 KB)
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Added: May 29th, 2023

The Girl Who Was Always Single: A Short Horror Story for the Dating App Age by S.M. Perlow 3.6 Stars (21 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Amy hasn't had a serious boyfriend in years, and all her dating apps aren't helping. Vampires, gunslingers, and... sharks -- Amy's dark and twisted imagined explanations for her bad luck provide some comfort. But as the relationship disappointments mount and the coincidences pile up, she can't help wondering: Could the worst of her made-up explanations be more real than fiction?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 32 Pages (4,465 KB)
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Added: May 21st, 2023

The Climax Ordinance by Seth Kinstle Price verified 9 hours ago

Get ready to have a taste of what it's like to have every experience you possibly can. As you go from one dream to the next not knowing what's going to happen or who's in control. You'll be sure to get your mind boggled in this extremity of what it's like to have a psychological climax. When anything can happen and there are no rules, it makes for a interesting take on what it is to be alive. So reach the end of the climax in your brain and make the decision to give it a try. Because as far as you know you might be in for the climax of a lifetime. With this perfectly blended genre crossover, you'll be held captive in suspense as you discover how hilarious it is to watch modern clichés get dismantled before your very eyes. With a robust sense of story structure mixed with a unique knack for chaos, you're guaranteed to get your cage rattled. So hop on in and see what dreams are made of in this modern take of an anything goes plunder gush.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 60 Pages (3,409 KB)
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Added: Apr 18th, 2023

Ravensdale (That Scoundrel Émile Dubois) by Lucinda Elliot 3.2 Stars (155 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

When the disgraced earl turned highwayman Reynaud Ravensdale becomes fascinated by the hoydenish Isabella Murray, she agrees to elope with him, on the condition that he helps her to become a highwaywoman. Isabella's parents want to marry her off to Ravensdale's cousin, the next in line to the title, while she suspects that he knows more about the killing which led to Reynaud Ravensdale's disgrace than he cares to admit. Isabella plans to carry out a few Robin Hood type raids with Reynaud, and then to escape abroad. That is, if it proves hopeless to clear his name of the old murder charge first. Meanwhile, the forces of law and order are closing in... This hilarious spoof uses vivid characters and lively comedy to bring new life to a theme traditionally favoured by historical novelists - that of the wild young Earl, who, falsely accused of murder by the machinations of a conniving cousin and prejudged by his reputation, takes up life as an outlaw. 'Ravensdale' is written as a prequel to the author's first novel,'That Scoundrel Émile Dubois' . It follows the adventures of Émile Dubois' cousin, prior to the outbreak of the French Revolutionary Wars, and can be read as an independent novel.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 327 Pages (3,503 KB)
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Added: Apr 15th, 2023

Let's Get Serious: Let's Get Funny Fiction by Maureen Reil 3.4 Stars (193 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

What should you do when your boyfriend wants to propose live on air? Should you a) confess up front that you're already married before the cameras are in your face and risk losing him, because you never meant to lie but you never mentioned it either. On the other hand, b) try to avoid being alone with him (ever again) so that he will not get the opportunity to ambush you with a surprise engagement ring. Or c) play along with it and accept his offer of marriage and that leaves option d) which stands for divorce, which is what you should have done ages ago seeing as it's been five long years since you've actually seen your husband in the flesh. Speaking about the absent husband, just to complicate matters even further begs the question. Did they have to make a pact to hook up again five years down the line and get back together for good, if neither of them had found happiness with another person by then? And this is the problem that Faye Allen faces on the programme where she works, while the TV presenter is busy trying to make her own mark on telly so that she can fulfil her ambitions and one day host her own show. Only a scandal like this could sink her career boat that was sailing along quite nicely, until this happened to scupper her dreams. As it is decided, the best course of action to take in this situation is to head off to Gibraltar to get it all sorted and Faye has a close encounter with a monkey for all her troubles and it would not be for the first time. So read this funny British comedy romance fiction novel in order to find out how Faye handles having a fiancé and a famous husband plus a demanding workload all at once, which ends up crossing the line right over into every single part of her life and completely wreaks havoc all-round as a result.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 145 Pages (1,553 KB)
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Added: Mar 3rd, 2023

Soul Bonds are a Witch by Bethany Hoeflich 3.8 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

Victoria Blackwell is known as the 'magical dud of the coven,' but she's confident she can handle anything the High Priestess throws at her. She hadn't counted on being soul bonded to a cobra... *Soul Bonds is a short story set in the same universe as Reluctant Familiar*

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 19 Pages (4,093 KB)
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Added: Jan 23rd, 2023

Completions and Connections: A New Beginnings Novella by Kathryn R. Biel 4.1 Stars (164 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Christine's list of resolutions contains many clichés. Try something new. Buy a pair of heels. Get a promotion. Fall in love. Seems simple, especially when Christine meets Patrick, the man who could be Mr. Right. He's got the right credentials: a job, a sense of humor, a love of all things Indiana Jones, and best of all, he's actually taller than Christine. But busy schedules take over and gets in the way of Patrick and Christine's budding romance. Life interferes, as it has a way of doing, and Christine wants to throw in the towel. Is the magic of the Christmas season enough to renew Christine's faith in love?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 69 Pages (963 KB)
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Added: Dec 4th, 2022

The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand: A Dip into the Byblos Foretold Novaplex by M.E. Meegs (Lycophos Press) 3.4 Stars (8 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole -- intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice -- puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper -- or, at least, further down... Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story recounts yet another skirmish in the age-old battle of the sexes, and then betters Boccaccio by adding a pair of instructive morals, à la: If you lead him by the nose, be sure to check the porridge for parts. For more information on the novaplex, please visit: ByblosForetold.com

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 18 Pages (3,198 KB)
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Added: Dec 3rd, 2022

Rocket Man: Master Of The Universe by Yoel Bereket 4.8 Stars (16 Reviews)    Price verified 49 minutes ago

Ruling North Korea has lost its appeal for Kim Jong-un. Missile mayhem, executing minions, or hanging out with basketball legend Dennis Rodman can't lift his mood... What's a poor dictator gonna do? Tapping into Kim's superhero alter ego, a group of terrified generals think they may have the answer. Who is going to stand in their way? Not best buddy Dennis Rodman, who is determined not to miss out on any intergalactic joyride, if he does not foul things up. In a race against time... Can these two outsized personalities keep their friendship intact? And just maybe fulfill their dream of propelling the "Rocket Man" and the "Worm" roadshow into outer space, saving the earth in the process, too?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 64 Pages (1,201 KB)
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Added: Nov 14th, 2022

The Quest for Juice: A Deeply-Weird and Serious Dark Comedy to Make You Laugh and Think (Paranoia Book 1) by Jonathan-David Jackson 3.8 Stars (107 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

In a world of conspiracies, one man will risk everything for his favorite beverage. "One of the strangest books I have read for a long time. Loved it." - Amazon Customer Oscar has always lived a life of quiet paranoia, but now everything is changing. Suddenly, the bus is frequently late, his housekeys won't fit in the lock, and someone has taken his juice, which was the one thing holding his life together. "... near impossible to put down." - Terry Doherty He strikes back against the people behind it all, but when he strikes too hard an innocent man ends up dead, and Oscar ends up in jail, diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic and facing life in a mental institution. "I laughed out loud, often... " - Dianski On his journey to mental health and the truth, he has to answer many hard questions. Is his medication actually helping? Is it okay to date a nurse? Can he trust his own mind? And can that hedgehog really talk?Find out what happens when one man's quest for juice turns into a battle for justice in this thrilling dark comedy.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 237 Pages (2,890 KB)
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Added: Nov 2nd, 2022

A Bite in Afghanistan: Sharp Investigations Prequel Novella by E. N. Crane 4.5 Stars (65 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

So... We aren't allowed in Afghanistan anymore. Specialist Cynthia Sharp and her partner, Sgt. Winnifred Pupperson, have been assigned a special mission. A mission that will likely cause an international incident and get her barred from an entire country. A Bite in Afghanistan is the prequel novel to the upcoming full-length Barking for Business, featuring Cyn Sharp and Winnie solving mysteries in their own community. But before she gets discharged, find out why she is no longer welcome in the Middle East. Sign-up for my email list and read for free on BookFunnel!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 133 Pages (1,102 KB)
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Added: Oct 26th, 2022

Secrets and Pies - a Cat's Tale: Prequel or Bonus Story (Milly's Magical Midlife) by Janet Butler Male 4.1 Stars (68 Reviews)    Price verified 49 minutes ago

In the late 1950s, Saphira - a magical talking cat - lives in an English castle with pretty witch Ella. But all is not well. Ella's husband has lost all their money, and the butler stole her magic. Saphira wants to put things right. But things go from bad to worse when a pie tycoon is murdered. And Ella's husband might be the next victim. Born centuries ago, Saphira has never put a paw wrong and needs to solve the murder to save her reputation - and a life. You'll love this witty short story if you enjoy zany paranormal mysteries sprinkled with romance. Read it as a prequel to Milly's Magical Midlife series. Or to discover more about sassy Saphira... Download Secrets and Pies - a Cat's Tale today and escape to a fun and magical world.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 55 Pages (1,407 KB)
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Added: Oct 24th, 2022

The Old Folks At Home: Warehouse Them or Leave Them on the Ice Floe by Barry Friedman (978-0-557-52181-4) 4.2 Stars (101 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Henry and Harriet Callins, having discovered that all that glitters is not Golden Age, move into Restful Bowers, a community for seniors. It has all the amenities anyone would want, plus a Care Center and Assisted Living facility, their umbrella. Henry attends meetings, where problems are solved by planning more meetings. For Henry's fellow residents, the big event each day is waiting for the mailman. They enhance their wealth by scraping off the nickels and dimes that come in charity solicitation letters. Harriet lives in a world of tea and cookies. Henry is obsessed by a suspicion that residents in the Assisted Living facility are getting an assist they don't need or want. His curiosity puts his life and that of Harriet in mortal danger.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 146 Pages (309 KB)
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Added: Aug 21st, 2022

For Anyone to See (An Olivia Hutchinson Mystery Book 1) by Leigh Grayson (Blackhouse Publishing) 4.0 Stars (325 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

My name is Olivia Hutchinson, but you can call me Hutch. I'm the owner of a fine establishment called For Anyone to See, which just happens to be an all male strip club. And if stories about strippers and murder and crime and sex make you squirmy, you should probably stop reading. Right now. I mean it. Just close up this book and go find something more wholesome to read. But if you do decide to stick around, I think we'll have a good time. Actually, our good time will have to wait until after I find out a few things: 1. Who stole my mother's life savings and murdered one of my strippers. 2. Why my former "friend-with-benefits" is following me around. 3. Why one of my performers thinks it's a good idea to change his stage name to "Lick-a-lot-a-puss." But once all those little mysteries are cleared up, I promise we are going to have a blast. Cover by Littera Cover Designs

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 70 Pages (350 KB)
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Added: Aug 6th, 2022

Perfected Sinfulness by Michael Gilbert 2.8 Stars (28 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Sometimes small towns harbor the most sinister secrets. A chance meeting at a café reunites Franki with her old high school classmate, Eli, who has returned to their hometown. Franki is urged by her friend, Ryah, to overcome her bashfulness and pursue him. But Ryah has plans of her own. The beautiful and seductive Ryah can have any man that she wants, but forbidden pleasure excites her, so she targets Eli. Ryah is also having an affair with Bo, the local detective. He visits her, despite being involved with the emotionally damaged Scarlett, whose secret past threatens to ignite a series of events that could destroy everyone. Narrated through six different perspectives, Perfected Sinfulness exposes the dangerous nature of interpersonal relationships when narcissism and manipulation become the primary modes of interaction. Suspicion and dishonesty contaminate relationships as everyone pursues their own interests. The ensuing aftermath guarantees no one will escape unharmed.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 255 Pages (3,617 KB)
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Added: Jul 22nd, 2022

Porch Pirate Love by Irene Woodbury 4.4 Stars (14 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

Do you think love stories always start with a meet-cute at some cool place with friendly vibes? If yes, then think twice. Kit Wells is an unmarried, eight-months' pregnant, 22-year-old blackjack dealer. Danny Potter is 27, single, and a former UPS driver who's now a porch pirate. When Danny steals a box off Kit's porch that contains her unborn baby's crib, she rushes out the door to stop him. The panicked mom-to-be trips on the steps and falls, her water breaks--and guess who ends up driving her to the hospital? If you are looking for some out-of-the-box drama, romance, sass and humor, then Irene Woodbury's Porch Pirate Love is just the right pick for you. Buy Porch Pirate Love today and dive into this sea of love and madness!!!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 133 Pages (903 KB)
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Added: Jul 15th, 2022

Plankton We Have Heard on High by Foghorn Jollypox 3.7 Stars (18 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

A short tale of intrigue and a compendium of delightful holiday carols for marine creatures... What's the story? Charlie and Allison (husband and wife, maybe in their early thirties, somewhere around there) are about to head off to Cozumel for the holidays, do a little drift diving. Right before they're scheduled to leave, Allison asks Charlie to meet her for dinner at this weird restaurant. When he gets there and spots her among the crowded tables, he can see that she's terrified of someone or something. And she disappears before he can get to her. Somebody in the restaurant knows something, but nobody's saying jack about it to Charlie, and Charlie's going ballistic. Can Charlie rescue his wife? Or have the Knights Templar failed to stop Mozart from destroying the world? Find out for one lousy buck. Honestly, a lot of people I know love this book. For instance, my neighbor (my neighbor from my old place, I mean, not the dump I'm living in now) says it's the most compelling underwater thriller he's picked up in ages. So how about it, folks, give it a whirl? Sincerely, FJ

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 28 Pages (151 KB)
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Added: Jun 29th, 2022

Waking Up Married in Vegas, What will Fiance Think? (Romantic Comedy)(Married Couple)(Humor)(Short Story) by Ken Rander 3.7 Stars (279 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Donna Colby wakes up with a hangover and finds a man in her bed who is NOT her fiancé. She has no memory of how she got there. In a matter of moments, she finds that she is married. What will she tell her fiancé of several years? Even worse, what will she tell her MOM? More: She got three steps outside the door and almost ran into HIM. "Good morning, Honey." The man, her new husband said, "I didn't think you were coming out today." He folded her in his arms and kissed her with unbridled passion. He caught her off guard and she was having trouble thinking how to react. In the instant before their lips met, she saw he was very cute. He was tall, having to lean down to kiss her. He was well built, and solid. She closed her eyes and felt herself melting. He was one heck of a kisser! He was a better kisser than Albert was, she thought guiltily. He was even better than Freddie Nolan back in college who had been her gold standard for comparison. Until now. The kiss continued and he pulled her tighter. It was very, very nice. A warmth was developing rapidly inside, spreading fast. She was becoming tingly and achy in all the right places. She became aware of something happening between them. He was rising fast. Her eyes flew wide as realization of some very dangerous facts. He was naked against her. He was erect. He was HUGE! "Back up, dude!" She warned, pushing him away. "And get some clothes on. You could knock a vase off waving yourself around like that!" "Sure, honey." He said, smiling. "Do you think you should put something on too?" "Oh, God!" She gasped, blushing from head to toe. She had forgotten her state of dress... er... undress. She covered her breasts with one arm and her bottom with her other hand. "Turn around! Don't look at me!" "What's wrong, honey?" He asked concerned, reaching toward her. "You're acting very strange this morning! If I didn't know better, I'd swear you don't know me!" "Don't touch me," Donna shouted. "I don't know ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 40 Pages (444 KB)
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Added: Jun 18th, 2022

The Magic Vodka Wardrobe Book 5 by Sheila Patel 4.1 Stars (28 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

The next instalment of this wacky series is set between December 2019 and the outbreak of the Coronavirus pandemic in February 2020. Still light-hearted and witty, book 5 starts in December 2019 with the General Elections. Aunt Sheila is deciding whether she should wear her peach coloured jacket to the first winter elections in one hundred years. Boris Johnson's landslide win brings the usual customers into the little corner shop to have their say on the new weird haired Prime Minister. The girls continue to drink in the wardrobe with the funny little Sikh barman, Bachittar, who keeps the magical wardrobe spotlessly clean as the virus in Wuhan becomes ever more threatening. We have Shaz and Trace becoming more environmentally conscious. They even try to recycle their old clothes in the old wardrobe and avoid the fast fashion of Primark. They begin to follow Greta, the climate activist but it's Mrs Singh who prays to the portrait of Greta daily. The local thrash metal band are wearing Witcher costumes and entertaining the clientele in the local Dog & Drum public house. We have Christmas, New Year, Megxit and a Royal visit to the hilly town in Yorkshire. We still have the lovesick Rajeev trying to win over the lovely Shaz, unfortunately he is still living in the caravan (RV) on the enormous grassy roundabout with his pal Gypo Bob. We have Odin Trevor, the ex-jailbird pigeon fanatic teaching Rajeev the tango while trying to stay on the good side of Mad Mush Martha, mother to all the sodding little Avengers. Read as a standalone or go back to the start, either way this little series is guaranteed to brighten up your day. Released at a time when the world needs a lift, we even have a guest chapter from the much talented Bjorn Larssen, look out for yippinglish and the Cheeky girls. Books 1,2,3 & 4 are available on Amazon You can follow me on Twitter @vodkawardrobe

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 63 Pages (1,289 KB)
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Added: Jun 13th, 2022

Infatuation by Jonathan Harries (Jonathan Harries Ink) 3.9 Stars (45 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

A belly dancer with a stolen book believed to be the Kama Sutra on steroids is determined to outwit the Italian mob's deadliest hitman, the dwarf Nano Mortale, in a new madcap adventure from Jonathan Harries, author of Killing Harry Bones. Fanny Packer, a voluptuous red-headed belly dancer, steals a mysterious codex rumored to make the Kama Sutra look like a children's story book from a mob family in Rome. Back in New York City, journalist Charley Brooks and his too-perfect fiancee are already growing bored with one another. When Charley catches a glimpse of the provocative Fanny in a magazine, he understands for the first time that there are no accidents and sets out on an unlikely quest to track her down. Meanwhile, when the mobsters discover that the book, their most valuable family heirloom, is missing, the family's deadliest hitman and his bumbling handlers are dispatched to the States to recover the book--and eliminate Fanny. With the help of a dominatrix and traveling on an old bookmobile-cum-brothel organized by the Dewey Decimal System, Fanny and Charley make a desperate run from Los Angeles to Worland, Wyoming, where they hope to unlock the codex one position at a time. Don't miss this outrageous, laugh-out-loud, magical story of lust, love, and destiny.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 186 Pages (1,619 KB)
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Added: May 19th, 2022

The Wrong Magician (Funny Capers DownUnder Book 1) by John Martin 3.2 Stars (20 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

This time the magician needs to make himself disappear to outwit the hitmen! The story starts in Hobart in 1974 with the opening of Australia's first legal casino. William Clarin is banking on a career in politics to prop up his sagging legal practice. But when he disappoints some gangsters who mistakingly think he's called The Magician because he can make charges go away, he has a choice to make. Fight or flight? If he legs it, he'll be turning his back on the generous public purse. William finds himself out-gunned, out-muscled and out-ranked on the high seas. He really has to pull something special out of his hat this time. This novella sets the stage for the larger mystery of Mad Bill's Island, and the dark secret that lies at its heart.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 206 Pages (2,116 KB)
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Added: Apr 14th, 2022

LOVE, LIES AND HIGH HEELS (LOVE, LIES AND MORE LIES Book 1) by DEBBY CONRAD 4.0 Stars (3,962 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Who would have guessed a lie could bring them together? LUKE GALLOWAY doesn't lie. Well, not normally. And never about anything as serious as death. But, somehow Luke's friend and business partner, Sam Paris, convinces Luke he needs to do just that. Sam believes the only way his daughter will come back to see him is if he were dying. And so the lies begin... RUSTY PARIS has been alone most of her life. Her parents were divorced when she was very young. She was pushed off to boarding schools, while her mother made a hobby of marrying rich men. She doesn't remember much about her father, only that he never made an attempt to be a part of her life for the past twenty-some years. But all that is about to change. When she gets word he is dying, she runs home to be by his side, which puts her right in the path of that scoundrel Luke Galloway. Luke has no room in his life for rich heiresses. Been there. Done that. From the first time Luke and Rusty meet, they clash. She considers him nothing more than a lowly ranch hand who enjoys riling her temper. He finds her arrogant and prissy. But that doesn't mean he can fight his attraction to her, nor hers to him. And when they find out they've both been duped by Rusty's father the sparks really start to fly. Book 1 - LOVE, LIES AND HIGH HEELS - Rusty Paris and Luke Galloway Book 2 - LOVE, LIES AND COMPROMISE - Jake Hastings and Kennedy (Quinn) Parker Book 3 - LOVE, LIES AND ALIBIS - Eden Cavanaugh and Sawyer McVey Book 4 - LOVE, LIES AND DIRTY DEALS - Jordan Quinn and Claire Holland Book 5 - LOVE, LIES AND GRAY SKIES - Starr Holland and Sam NickersonBook 6 - LOVE, LIES AND AGONIZE - Lennon Holland and Allie DentonBook 7 - LOVE, LIES AND SEX APPEAL - Sheridan McVey and Wyatt DempseyBook 8 - LOVE, LIES AND BOW TIES - Gabe Cavanaugh and Izzy Sanchez

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 296 Pages (495 KB)
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Added: Feb 23rd, 2022

Bonfire of the Beasts by Scott Reardon (Belden Press) 3.6 Stars (48 Reviews)    Price verified 49 minutes ago

Top 100 Amazon Bestseller. #1 in Political Fiction. Bonfire of the Beasts is the most searing satire of political correctness of our time. Told from the perspective of a swan named Mother Goose, it's the story of animals who rise up against mankind to create a society free of bigotry and hate. What unfolds is a depiction of how sympathy and love can pave the way for unimaginable horrors. "Animal Farm meets 1984." --The Pursuit of Bookiness

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 130 Pages (3,589 KB)
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Added: Feb 5th, 2022