NEW NEIGHBOURS ON LAVENDER LANE: Hilarious misadventures. A funny, fast paced, feel-good comedy drama when Sadie discovers the shocking truth of who ... by Lynne and Christopher Gumbleton (421 Reviews)    Price verified 4 minutes ago

An hilarious, feel good comedy starts when Sadie Braithwaite, single handedly bringing up her gruesome twosome teenagers, Josh and Lucinda, finds that the empty house next door has finally sold. Who is her mysterious new neighbour? Sadie is desperate to find out. How will she react when she finds out the shocking truth of who has moved next door? That's not the only change in Sadie's life. An amazing job offer promises an escape from her low paid job as a carer for the elderly. Should she take it? Or is she signing up to something she would later regret? New Neighbours on Lavender Lane is written in our usual light-hearted, tongue in cheek, heart-warming, feel good style. We hope you enjoy reading it.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Judge, Jury & Chicken Kiev by Gary Hutchens (14 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Jason Rachenovich's father works for the President of the Ukraine as a computer specialist. He writes a computer program that is used by the President and a few select government officials for embezzling from the Ukrainian Treasury. When the President orders Jason's parents killed, Jason takes the laptop that has the only program access codes to these billions of dollars and flees for his life. After Jason is beaten by a ruffian who steals his money in Volodnuyrska Hirka Park he meets Aleksiy and the two become fast friends. Aleksiy has a way with words and an odd sense of logic that brings humor into the mix at almost every turn. Sasha, a beautiful young homeless girl, finds the boys hiding out in an abandoned Russian Orthodox Church. Jason and Aleksiy befriend Sasha and the three of them become inseparable as they try to escape from Kiev. The noose tightens as the government troops and the opposition forces pursue them. Can these three young teens with youthful invincibility, computer skills, and humor as their weapons steal the billions of dollars and still be able to survive? This is a fast-paced story of life and death in Kiev with unending excitement throughout. UKRAINE IS LOST, the sequel to Judge, Jury & Chicken Kiev, is now available on Amazon.com.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Warden Threat: A Sci-Fi Counter-Fantasy Novel (Defying Fate Book 1) by D.L. Morrese (Fuzzy Android) (82 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Prince Donald, the idealistic third son of the king of Westgrove, believes he may be the only one capable of protecting his country from an invasion spearheaded by an ancient, massive, and magical stone warrior known as the Warden of Mystic Defiance. When he recovers a mysterious scroll he believes may allow him to take control of the Warden, he eagerly takes on the task. Donald, unfortunately, is woefully unprepared. His only understanding of such things comes from reading fictional tales of epic adventures and brave heroes. He dreams of being one, but to his dismay, his quest unfolds nothing like he imagined. The books in his library seriously understate the complexities and hardships involved, and the real world can be much more confusing and complicated than those in stories. Sometimes it is not easy to identify the villains, and what things seem may not always be what they are. The real threat to the kingdom may not even be what everyone seems to think it is. Most disturbing of all is the realization that the hero is not necessarily predestined to save the day. Heroes can fail. This lighthearted parody is unique -- a soft science fiction counter-fantasy, which pokes a fair amount of good-natured fun at the serious tone and dependence on magic common to many epic fantasy adventure genre novels. With its charming and truly likeable characters, witty, intelligent humor, and prose style blending positive science fiction and epic fantasy elements, The Warden Threat is a delight, perfect for readers of these genres yearning for something fresh and different. This book is also available in the omnibus edition Defying Fate, which includes both The Warden Threat and its sequel, The Warden War. Defying Fate is a Kindle exclusive.

Genre: Humor & Satire