Deadened Pain: A parody of crime fiction by Peter Chegwidden (PoK) (11 Reviews)    Price verified 14 hours ago

A parody of crime fiction. A story based in the fictional district of Paslow, somewhere in the south-east of England. And featuring an entirely fictitious and unlikely police force! The tale starts with the investigation into a robbery at a local garage, in which very little was taken, and gradually gathers momentum as the crimes become more serious and involve kidnap and murder. It is only as the story unfolds that the very serious nature of some of these crimes and their terrible connections and consequences become apparent. Detective Chief Superintendent Luke Fuselage works for Birkchester CID and it is probably as well for the good citizens of the area that serious crime is rare if this particular DCS is the best they have. However, things are about to change and more dramatically than anyone could've imagined. In a quiet village a body is discovered, a body that is horribly mutilated. Thus starts to unravel an extraordinary chain of events that will test the local police force to the limits as the body count increases, and result in a race to find a killer or killers before he, she or they strike yet again. Sound familiar? Yes, it's the stuff of all good crime fiction. But this parody has humour, satire, drama, horror and romance and features some characters that appear almost as caricatures. Join Fuselage on this voyage into the dark unknown as he pieces together the clues that will lead him to the perpetrator. But first he must find and identify those clues. It's a case that will require all his ingenuity, experience and expertise. And somebody is keeping one step ahead of him and seemingly outwitting his team at every opportunity. There are serious messages especially relating to the illegal drugs 'industry'. There are a few 'home' truths. For example, a sad reflection that all kinds of prejudices remain widespread just below the surface, despite the laws and public campaigns to outlaw them and eliminate them. Unlike other works of the ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

PICKLED MAGIC: THE GIANT OMNIBUS EDITION by RICHARD J. WATTS (10 Reviews)    Price verified 14 hours ago

If, like me, you adore Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld stories and dearly miss reading new novels in this unique genre then I know you are going to absolutely fall in love with this new and very original series of books. They are perhaps a little naughtier than STP's in places, possibly a shade crazier and with a touch of iron(y) and steel woven into its comedic comfort blanket. They are also my own small tribute to Sir Terry, my personal literary deity: A wizard's apprentice embarks upon a personal quest to set right the wrongs of his past. Unfortunately, his dreadful step-father has unwittingly caused him to avoid anything alcoholic, which proves to be a reoccurring problem throughout the story, since the singular potion that could potentially release his magic, and his dreams of a little payback, is over ninety-eight percent proof. Walter Farmfound has a desperate need to become a wizard and to unlock his unique Wild Magic; which is an unstoppable force of nature, but also completely unhinged and with a life and an agenda of its own and refuses to cooperate; at least not until it's been taken out for an expensive, candle-lit dinner. When his magic is finally unleashed, Walter believes he will at last be able to make everyone sorry for all their years of unsought-for... attentions; because who messes with a proper wizard, right? Unfortunately, the only time Walter is able to access his all-powerful and untameable Wild Magic is when he is completely inebriated - Pickled even - and therefore without any of those pesky, restraining inhibitions; and quite possibly a single functioning brain cell. So what could possibly go wrong? Pickled Magic is a hilarious, Pratchett-esque rollercoaster of a journey of riotous discovery, naughtiness and jokes as Walter's quest takes him ever-nearer to the ultimate power in the magical world of Allyssion, and perhaps finally to a little personal peace of his own. Yet this story is about so, so much more than something as mundane ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

My Double Life: A witty, entertaining rom-com about an introverted librarian with a wild side by Angela Pearse (Clamp Limited) (779 Reviews)    Price verified 44 minutes ago

"My Double Life was an enjoyable fun page turner. I would highly recommend this book if you're looking for a quirky romcom to get your teeth into as it was brilliant in every way." - Belle Henderson, author of Not The Plus One. Emma McTavish likes nothing better than curling up with a good book. But sometimes she just wants to be a little bit naughty... Struggling to make ends meet, librarian Emma McTavish takes on a side gig as a life model to earn some extra cash. Knowing her straitlaced realtor boyfriend won't approve, she keeps it quiet. But her spur-of-the-moment decision starts making life complicated. Suddenly she's juggling her job, her boyfriend, her sexy new flatmate, and posing nude for a bunch of strangers. Then, one night, she accidentally overhears a conversation that changes everything. As her life begins to fall apart in spectacular fashion, Emma realises that giving her alter ego the reins isn't such a bad idea. Actually, it could be the perfect way to get out of the mess she's in. A high-spirited heroine who can't help getting into trouble. Expect shocking secrets, hilarious mix-ups and a heartfelt romance. Pick up your copy today! Readers love My Double Life: ????? 'I definitely need to read more books like this. I cannot remember the last time a book made me laugh out loud as this one did. The dialogue was witty and laugh-out-loud funny. The characters of Emma and Nathan were endearing while the character of Callum had just the right amount of abrasiveness... I definitely want to read more from this author.' - Amazon reviewer. ????? 'Couldn't put it down. A great read for lovers of rom com. Laughed out loud a lot during this book. Sexy hot flatmate definitely a bonus. Highly recommend.' - Goodreads reviewer. ????? 'Such a witty and funny novel that had me laughing out loud. I want more of Nathan and Emma!' - Amazon reviewer. ???? '... the charm of a Kinsella romance, and the awkward comedy of a Maxted romance. I found it delightful and ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Warden Threat: A Sci-Fi Counter-Fantasy Novel (Defying Fate Book 1) by D.L. Morrese (Fuzzy Android) (82 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Prince Donald, the idealistic third son of the king of Westgrove, believes he may be the only one capable of protecting his country from an invasion spearheaded by an ancient, massive, and magical stone warrior known as the Warden of Mystic Defiance. When he recovers a mysterious scroll he believes may allow him to take control of the Warden, he eagerly takes on the task. Donald, unfortunately, is woefully unprepared. His only understanding of such things comes from reading fictional tales of epic adventures and brave heroes. He dreams of being one, but to his dismay, his quest unfolds nothing like he imagined. The books in his library seriously understate the complexities and hardships involved, and the real world can be much more confusing and complicated than those in stories. Sometimes it is not easy to identify the villains, and what things seem may not always be what they are. The real threat to the kingdom may not even be what everyone seems to think it is. Most disturbing of all is the realization that the hero is not necessarily predestined to save the day. Heroes can fail. This lighthearted parody is unique -- a soft science fiction counter-fantasy, which pokes a fair amount of good-natured fun at the serious tone and dependence on magic common to many epic fantasy adventure genre novels. With its charming and truly likeable characters, witty, intelligent humor, and prose style blending positive science fiction and epic fantasy elements, The Warden Threat is a delight, perfect for readers of these genres yearning for something fresh and different. This book is also available in the omnibus edition Defying Fate, which includes both The Warden Threat and its sequel, The Warden War. Defying Fate is a Kindle exclusive.

Genre: Humor & Satire