Love and Muddy Puddles (A Coco and Charlie Franks Novel Book 1) by Cecily Anne Paterson (994 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Crazy twins, a grumpy horse, and a boy next door. In all the chaos of her family's move to the country, how will Coco find out who her real friends are? Thirteen year old fashionista Coco Franks has finally made it into the popular group when her dad decides to move the whole family to live on a farm so they can 'bond'. Social death is looming, her shoes are covered in mud and all Coco wants to do is get herself back to her city friends. After all, things can't get any worse, right? It'll take a boy with no dress sense and totally hick boots, and a contrary horse called Cupcake to bring Coco to her senses. But it might just be too little, too late. _______________________________ Love and Muddy Puddles is humorous realistic YA fiction aimed at readers aged 10-14 and horse lovers everywhere. Set in Australia, this clean teen romance is a funny and inspiring story of how a horse - and a change of perspective and heart - can change a young person's life. Love and Muddy Puddles is the first book in the Coco and Charlie Franks Series. It is the third novel by Australian writer Cecily Anne Paterson. Her first novel, Invisible, also a clean, realistic story for girls and teenagers, was called an 'exquisitely written story' by Publisher's Weekly reviewer of teenage fiction, and was a semifinalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Awards in 2014. If you love stories about twins, horses, the Aussie bush, or a girl who just can't figure stuff out, this is for you. Charlie Franks is A-OK is the sequel to Love and Muddy Puddles.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Weird Yuletide Tales Volume Three by Scott F Neve Price verified 4 hours ago

*Collection of thrilling and funny Christmas short stories! The two lowly Detroit University dropouts had stirred themselves up to give one last big party before the New Year. They had failed all of their classes. They knew that they would have to move back home in disgrace before next week. They just couldn't tell their rich girlfriends the truth. Instead of paying the rent on their loft, they used the last of their pooled money to buy booze and snacks. Their neighbors hated the two young men's loud music, so they acted stealthy as they prepared for the big blow out on Christmas Eve. The two dudes got drunk and stole a Christmas tree from a tiny lot in the big city. The weary attendant dressed as St. Nick had fallen asleep at his post. They also tried to take the cash box, but the old man was hugging it to his chest and he would not let go. The old man woke up as he spied the pair of tree thieves making their hasty getaway. Instead of shouting for the police, the ancient bearded elf shouted to the foolish young men, "Each Christmas tree is a blessing to all who buy them. But for thieves, the blessing becomes reversed into a curse. You will be the eyewitnesses as your favorite things vanish from your lives."

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Trixie's Last Date with The Boogeyman by David-Matthew Barnes (Blue Dasher Press) Price verified 6 hours ago

A Southern belle named Trixie Howard is intent on surviving a date from Hell in a desperate attempt to no longer be single. This comedic short play features roles for two women and one man. All characters are in their 20's.

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Hot Mess Hero by Alton Bock (2 Reviews)    Price verified 25 minutes ago

Lydia Bellafemine's life is a masterclass in organized chaos - a mother-of-four who artfully balances her life as a homemaker with a part-time job at a local college. Then, a fateful date night with her husband changes everything. Exposed to a mysterious creature, Lydia finds herself with extraordinary powers and an unexpected fate: becoming the world's first superhero! Now, instead of saving cats from trees, she has to grapple with a grizzled Air Force General bent on using her powers to do the government's dirty work. Add to that her increasingly needy children, the perpetual disappointment of her mother and sister, and discovering her husband's sudden and inexplicable allergy to her touch, Lydia's life spirals out of control. Will she be able to find work-life balance? Or will her family's resentment, her husband's illness, and the media's fixation with her backside in tights drive her to the breaking point?

Genre: Humor & Satire

NEW NEIGHBOURS ON LAVENDER LANE: Hilarious misadventures. A funny, fast paced, feel-good comedy drama when Sadie discovers the shocking truth of who ... by Lynne and Christopher Gumbleton (421 Reviews)    Price verified 12 minutes ago

An hilarious, feel good comedy starts when Sadie Braithwaite, single handedly bringing up her gruesome twosome teenagers, Josh and Lucinda, finds that the empty house next door has finally sold. Who is her mysterious new neighbour? Sadie is desperate to find out. How will she react when she finds out the shocking truth of who has moved next door? That's not the only change in Sadie's life. An amazing job offer promises an escape from her low paid job as a carer for the elderly. Should she take it? Or is she signing up to something she would later regret? New Neighbours on Lavender Lane is written in our usual light-hearted, tongue in cheek, heart-warming, feel good style. We hope you enjoy reading it.

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Ghosts in The Wings by David Dabling (1 Review)    Price verified 54 minutes ago

Newlyweds Liana and Dylan move into their first apartment. It is a furnished apartment with appliances, furniture, and a ghost. They were not planning on the ghost. Not afraid of ghosts they arrange to share the apartment. They are the managers of the apartment building and soon discover they have more than one ghost in the building. Rather than flee in panic they concentrate on helping their ghostly friends transition to a better place. This tongue in cheek ghost story will not scare anyone. It will bring many a smile and a few chuckles.

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The Oblivious Billionaire: A Romantic Comedy About a Forgetful Billionaire (Misbehaving Billionaires Book 2) by Kristy Tate (470 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

How can you know where you're going if you can't remember where you've been? Charlie Monson has spent her entire life pining over Kirk Palmer. In fact, she chose to be a nurse just so she could work beside him at Laguna Beach's Mission Hospital. Zach Walden has lost seven years of his life. He can't remember leaving his football career or creating the Wonder Weight Loss app that has supposedly made him a billionaire. And worse, he can't remember his fiancee, the beautiful Eva Caron. Retrograde amnesia, it's just one of the things Zach has to learn to deal with. But all he wants to study is the charming nurse who saved him, Charlie Monson. Unfortunately, Zach has a life that includes a cast of friends and foes demanding his attention and he not only has to relearn their names -- he also has to come to terms with who he thought he was and who he's become. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks she's in love with Dr. Kirk Palmer, but the more time she spends with Zach, the more she learns that maybe she's the one who needs to wake up and recognize what real love looks like. Hilarious and yet thought-provoking, The Oblivious Billionaire will charm romantic comedy fans. The Oblivious Billionaire is the second book in The Misbehaving Billionaire Series, but both novels can be read independently. Buy The Oblivious Billionaire for a fun beach read with a smart and strong female main character and a forgetful hero. Here's praise for the first book in the series, The Billionaire's Beagle. * This is an enjoyable read about Letty and Wes. When Letty first meets Wes, she thinks he's just a beach bum. He doesn't enlighten her, lol. Letty despises liars because her father is in prison right now. When his grandfather has to go away for treatment, he tells Wes he's going to move into the hotel and work every position and take care of his beagle, Betty. Hijinks ensue and someone ends up stealing Betty. Will they find her before grandfather returns? Will Wes be able to keep Letty in his ...

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War and Peace in Dodge by David Kurtz (New Brevet Publications) (2 Reviews)    Price verified 54 minutes ago

Middle America, the 1940s: a war begins and rages. Young Johnny Smith sees it all, from the opening salvos to the dramatic, explosive conclusion, the biggest family feud ever to hit the small town of Dodge. It splits apart not only a family, but a whole community, dividing east and west. As Johnny eagerly engages his nefarious double-aunt godmother Aunt Hilde, whom he labels "AH," (and who, he swears, has a mustache, small, squarish and black) under the auspices of first his Aunt Winnie, then his Uncle Frank and finally his own dad Harry, the stakes rise higher and higher. The war is for the unity of the family, and then the leadership of the town, with consequences far beyond, leading Johnny to search for hope and wonder whether or not they would even survive the darkness of those days. From the first Blitzkrieg to the Battle of Britain and Pearl Harbor, to the great responses of Operation Torch and Normandy, culminating in the Battle of the Bulge and the dropping of The Bomb, and more, the whole war of the family feud is seen and experienced by Johnny. While it parallels something far more historic and well-known, to 11-year-old Johnny it is home and family, so it is everything.

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Bionic Punchline (Flash Fiction Month) by Damon L. Wakes (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

What do a squeamish torturer, an intelligent zombie, a newspaper-phobic superhero and Genghis Khan have in common? They're all in this book, and their stories were all written for Flash Fiction Month 2014. With one story for each and every day of July--and a humourous analysis of the event--there's something for everyone here. "I have no problem with this, nor any useful comments!" ~Jasper Fforde

Genre: Humor & Satire

Death Ray Butterfly (Rays and Nights Book 2) by Tom Lichtenberg (16 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Inspector Stanley Mole doesn't mind a hard case, but things have gotten out of hand. There's a killer who escapes to a parallel universe, a 20,000 year old murder, a witness to her own death, a toddler assassin, subatomic-particle sniffing butterflies, and much, much more. This time it's not just his reputation that's on the line. This time it's more than personal.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Kuliga Gate by Ivy Crawford (1 Review)    Price verified 25 minutes ago

2029: Newly inaugurated President MacArthur White resigned after only two weeks. Feigning a late Covid attack, he feared indictment for inciting a riot that left an Indian lad at death's door. Going on the Lam, he weaves his way through family issues and being kidnapped into a hidden "militia" camp in his struggle to recapture political viability. Can Mac come back?

Genre: Humor & Satire

Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue by Irene Woodbury Price verified 3 hours ago

What do you do when you discover that the man you've loved for 10 years has been secretly having an affair with a showgirl for 18 months -- and he has just flown to Las Vegas to propose to her? You could do the ladylike thing, congratulate them, and move on graciously. You could react more compulsively by eating too much ice cream, drinking too much wine, and arranging a slew of online dates. Or you could do what Crescent Weevil, a despairing girl Friday, does: steal 5,000 dollars from the office safe, drive like a maniac from Michigan to Vegas, break into the showgirl's condo, and kidnap her boyfriend. Can a happy ending possibly be lurking beneath all of the chaos and craziness? Find out in darkly funny Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Pharaoh's Cat (The Pharaoh's Cat Novels Book 1) by Maria Luisa Lang (76 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Suddenly talking and walking upright, a stray tomcat in ancient Egypt becomes the young Pharaoh's intimate and, when accused of his murder, time travels to New York City and learns how to raise him from the dead. The cat is quick-witted, wisecracking narrator as well as free-spirited, ever-curious protagonist, and the story he tells is an exotic, imaginative, spell-binding tragicomedy. The novel interweaves feline and human, past and present, natural and supernatural. It contains numerous surprises, twists and turns, intriguing characters, both human and animal, fascinating revelations about ancient Egyptian history and culture. While exploring a looted tomb in ancient Egypt, the cat is kicked in the ass by the Vizier, the Pharaoh's uncle and the second in power only to him. Able to speak as a result, the cat immediately gives voice to his intelligence and sense of humor and captivates the young Pharaoh, making him laugh for the first time since his parents' death. The cat becomes the Pharaoh's constant companion and, at the royal palace and on a tour of Egypt, participates in the festivities, developing an insatiable appetite for good food, wine, and gossip. Gradually, he renews the Pharaoh's ability to enjoy life and inspires him to become a stronger leader. The bond of selfless love they share will change Egypt's destiny. The cat has a good friend in the High Priest of the god Amun-Ra and seeks his help in solving the mystery of his human powers and the supernatural manifestations that plague him. He has a mortal enemy in the cat-kicking Vizier, who hates him for his close relationship with the Pharaoh. The Vizier eventually murders the Pharaoh and accuses the cat, who flees by time-traveling with the High Priest to New York City, where they find an ally in an Egyptologist's daughter. In New York, they go to an ancient Egyptian exhibit, end up in Central Park, then at a cathedral, and later retrieve a lost spell to revive the dead. They return to Egypt to ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Don't be a Hero: A dark humour page turner, where Little Britain meets Cheers in a Birkenhead betting shop. (Harry Harris Bull in a Betting Shop Book ... by Johnny Parker (69 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

If Harry Harris had been a second-hand car, Big Marge would have kicked his tyres. Harry has ditched a well paid career to follow his dream of being a writer before it's too late. Girlfriend Peggy patiently supports him, but Harry is wilting under the weight of rejection letters and the guilt of not helping with the bills. On an impetuous whim, he applies for a job as a bookies cashier. However, a Birkenhead betting shop is no place for the fainthearted. Harry is a cosy office, Walter Softie. Naïve and gullible, he doesn't fit in. Big Marge the battle hardened manager knows it, the wily punters know it and Peggy is worried about it. However, the obnoxious, greasy-pole climbing Area Manager, thinks Harry's MBA will transform profits and bring him the promotion he craves. Harry thought he was under pressure before, but now he's wedged himself between a rock and several hard places with only his pride preventing a fall. As if he hadn't enough problems, Peggy's well of patience has run dry. Unable to keep up with the bills on her own, she's installed a lodger. Ex-Tank Regiment Dave, promptly occupies Harry's groove on the sofa and has a commanding grip on the TV remote. In this dark comedy, short read, page turner, Little Britain meets Cheers in a Birkenhead betting shop. The odds are against Harry from the off. Can he survive his first shift and will the cheats prosper? What Amazon Reviewers say about Don't be a Hero... Hilarious, I couldn't put it down - "You will feel like a fly on the wall watching this real-life soap unfold." ***** Arterial "I found it a very easy and enjoyable read. Having never been in a betting shop I found the characters extremely entertaining, leaving me wanting to know what happened to them next." ***** Mavis Howarth-Jones "It's not the genre I usually read, but I loved Don't be a Hero from the start and couldn't put it down!When Harry takes a bookies job at the betting shop, he discovers an entirely different unfamiliar world. That ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Zachary Zombie and the Wicked Worm (Stories for Demented Children Book 8) by John H. Carroll (7 Reviews)    Price verified 14 minutes ago

Zachary Zombie has been sent by Gert the Wicked Witch to find the magical Dagger of Gik from the ruins of an old wizard's mansion. He is accompanied by Al, Gus, and Carl, three fellow zombies. Thick forest surrounds the decaying mansion and even darker passages with untold perils wait for the undead adventurers inside. Will they discover the lost Dagger of Gik? What dangers await the rotting zombies? Who will lose the most body parts? And who, what, or where in the world is Gik?

Genre: Humor & Satire

Two and a Half Weeks by Tim W. Jackson (21 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Caribbean dive guide Gage Hoase woos and wins a beautiful dive guest, then sends her packing. All is good until Gabi returns, with happily-ever-after on her mind. Now Gage has to figure a way to let her down gently before she offs him in his sleep. A Tale From Blacktip Island by award-nominated novelist Tim W. Jackson

Genre: Humor & Satire

Magical Bears in the Context of Contemporary Political Theory by Jenna Moran (11 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

For too long the disciplines of thaumatic ursology and political science have held themselves apart, each asserting its own unique magisterium. Isn't it time someone brought these two disparate fields to synthesis? In this revolutionary collection of short stories from the first international symposium on magical bears in the context of contemporary political theory, Dr. Moran reports on such diverse topics as: * the controversial provisions of the Patriot Act that empower "Senator Domino" on his demon-hunting campaign; * the political doctrine that kept the Rainbow World from participating in WWII; * the reasoning behind the recent revaluation of the yuan relative to the dollar; * the use of angels as weapons of war; and * the limitations of and elisions from the media coverage of the invasion and the occupation of Iraq.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Highland Fling: A witty, heart-warming, escapist romantic comedy set in the Scottish Highlands (The Highland Books Book 1) by Emma Baird (Pink Glitter Publishing) (353 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

A boy, a girl, a dating guru -- what can possibly go wrong?! Gaby's recently split from her boyfriend of ten years and needs to escape fast. Where better than the Highlands of Scotland where she can lick her wounds and recover in peace and quiet? Fate has different ideas in mind. First, there's the rough and ready Jack McAllan who bears more than a passing resemblance to Gaby's favourite fictional Scottish hero. He's an important part of the local community, even if he's failed to impress Gaby so far. Who knew a guy could be so rude and taciturn? Then, there's the mystery of the woman whose home she now inhabits. Kirsty's left too many tantalising clues for Gaby to resist, not least her not-so-secret identity and YouTube fame. But why did Kirsty run, and does it have anything to do with the red-haired Scot who keeps turning up in Gaby's daydreams much as she tries to resist? Featuring kilts, mist-cloaked hills, lochs where the water runs deep, spoilt cats and a little too much whisky, Highland Fling is a sweet, fun-filled romp through Scottish small towns and rural life, finding love, making a fool of yourself and discovering that an overactive imagination leads you into all kinds of trouble... The perfect book for fans of chick lit humour, laugh-out loud romantic comedies along the lines of Jill Mansell, Sophie Kinsella and Jenny Colgan. Pick up your copy today for some light-hearted, escapist fun.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Puerto Paz by Jefferey J. Reese (Puerto Paz Entertainment) (16 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

We live in an increasingly polarizing landscape of political extremism. Liberal versus Conservative. Freedom versus order. What if that divide caused the United States to split into two countries and four extremist cultures? Marcus Coleman lives in a world where, decades earlier, exactly that happened. The black high school football and track star and his white best friend run away from their home in one extremist culture, and travel through three other extremist cultures, before finally finding the balanced moderation of Puerto Paz. Like a pair of nomadic Goldilocks, they embark on a journey of self-discovery, entering a strange new world full of drastically differing political ideologies and struggling to find a culture that feels like the right fit. Although raised in a culture that demands strict loyalty, their travels lead them to discover differences between themselves that test the limits of their friendship.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Smite Me, Oh Dark One by Steve Thomas (55 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Acerbus hates his job. While he is content to watch and study the mortal races, the other gods constantly look for reasons to destroy their newly-created world. When they finally find an excuse, they command Acerbus to become the Smiter, destroyer of all creation. Armed with nothing but spite and a horde of goblins, Acerbus decides that there is only one way to ensure his own failure and save the world: by becoming an Evil Overlord. "Smite Me, Oh Dark One" is a comedic fantasy short story. Cover by John Comegno

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Lighter Side of Dogs: Twisted Tails from the Hood by David Hamburg (22 Reviews)    Price verified 25 minutes ago

"The Lighter Side of Dogs, Twisted Tails of the Hood" by David Hamburg is an engaging, light-hearted, and humorous, collection of short stories with a focus on colorful description, witty observations, playful language, and comedic elements makes this the funniest, best-written short story collection you ever read. If you're a fan of Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, or David Sedaris, you'll love this book because seriously, it's way funnier. Read this collection of short pieces you'll see what. David Hamburg's writing style can best be described as humorous and conversational. He employs a mix of casual language, clever wordplay, and unusual metaphors to create an entertaining and light-hearted tone. The use of vivid descriptions and similes adds color to the stories and enhances the reader's visualization of the scenes. These witty tales showcase the unique personalities and quirks of dogs, from mischievous mutts to pampered pooches. Whether you're a dog lover or simply in need of a good laugh, "The Lighter Side of Dogs, Twisted Tails of the Hood" is a must-read. So sit back, relax, and let David take you on a wild and wacky journey through the world of dogs.

Genre: Humor & Satire

MAX by Barry Friedman (Lulu.com) (21 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Is it Superman? No, it's Max Aries. Max, a skinny redhead, wanders on the practice field of the fictitious Rams pro football field, talks his way on to the team, and takes the mediocre Rams all the way to the Super Bowl. Max is out of this world. Literally.

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MYTHS by Erika Price (English Prime Press) (34 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Hera was a gorgeous megab*tch, but she was fantastic at Scrabble. Aphrodite was just jealous. Salome was a Toddler in a Tiara, Athena was cute in a spunky, Ellen Page kinda way, and Scheherazade was an attention-starved blogger. Persephone and Hades were only on a trial separation. Pandora just opened the box because she was hella bored. In this short story collection by Erika Price (author of Corpus Callosum), gods and goddesses from bygone eras are reimagined as hilarious contemporary analogues and released on a hapless modern world. The result is a frenetic, rip-roarious send-up of modern feminism, psychotherapy, relationship dynamics, and socioeconomic exchange. In MYTHS, new creation stories are laid down, the world is destroyed and created anew, and the more things change, the more petty human nature stays the same.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Buffalo Dogs (the Amazing Conroy) by Lawrence M. Schoen (Paper Golem LLC) (133 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

He's the greatest hypnotist in Human space. And it might cost him his life. The Arconi take two things seriously -- absolute truth and their prize commodity: buffalo dogs. When one of Conroy's hypnotic suggestions is taken literally, they arrest him in the middle of his stage act. Now he's facing execution or a bill for a $10 million alien creature. Can he use hypnosis to beat the Arconi's truth-telling telepathy, save his life, and escape back to Earth? The Amazing Conroy series is an intergalactic adventure by a 6-time Nebula Award-nominated author. Mind control, manipulation, and mayhem abound in a story that will keep you brilliantly entertained. Enter the delightful universe of the Amazing Conroy for free when you click Download Now.

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Blue Haired Alien Girlfriend by John H. Carroll (49 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

This is a SHORT STORY approximately 5500 words long, which translates to about 25 printed pages. Joshua is a manager at FishBurgers who walks home alone every evening. One night, he comes across an unusual young woman by the name of Mariella sitting on a bench. He's thrown for a loop when she tells him where she's from, but he doesn't mind. He doesn't mind the fact that she has blue hair either, in fact it makes her all that much more interesting. The people around Joshua feel that he's a bit odd and know very little about him. Each comes to their own snap judgements about him. Sometimes love can be a little quirky, sometimes it can be a lot quirky.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Beverley Green's First Adventure: Book One of the Beverley Green Adventures by Andrea C. Neil (33 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Small town. Simplicity. Sasquatch? Beverley Green leaves the big city for small-town living in Guthrie, Oklahoma, only to find that the simple life is anything but! After taking a part-time job with the local paper, she's assigned to cover a spate of Bigfoot sightings. Which is ridiculous because everyone knows there's no such thing... right?! With a newly opened bookstore to manage, and the challenge of fitting in to a tight-knit -- and weird -- community, the pressure of it all might just be getting to her. Determined to show everyone that she's got moxie and can keep up with even the best (and cutest) "Bigfoot Expert," Beverley learns to overcome her fear of non-existent cryptids while earning her place in her new hometown. But it might take more than one Hostess Cupcake to get it all done... Beverley Green's First Adventure is the first book in a funny, quirky chick lit series about big-time weirdness in a small-town setting. Snatch up your copy today and start something good! Publisher's Note: previously released as Beverley Green: Sasquatch Hunter

Genre: Humor & Satire

The ECE & Her Billionaire: A Romantic Comedy (Curvy and Wanted Book 1) by JA Lafrance (24 Reviews)    Price verified 25 minutes ago

One Rule: Don't fall in love with the parents from the daycare.I had one rule to follow, but when he walks in that rule gets forgotten. His daughter captures my heart with her gorgeous eyes. Tyler She was unexpected in a world where the unexpected usually screws me over. Her body draws my eyes, but her personality captures my heart. Why did he have to come into the daycare? Why do people keep driving her away? Warning mature audiences, 18+, sexually descriptive content.

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Black Jade Dragon by Susan Brassfield Cogan (27 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

In the South China Sea is an island protected by nine dragons. Angie Tanaka has made one of them really, really angry. Angie is running from the Hong Kong police and pays the captain of a fishing boat to take her... anywhere but here. Her only possessions are her grandfather's sword and a fistful of stolen diamonds. When she lands on Shaolong Island she thinks she's made good her escape with her ill-gotten gains. She thinks she's safe. She's heard about Shaolong's dragons but she thinks they are a myth. She doesn't know they can take human form. She doesn't know that on Shaolong anyone you talk to might be a dragon. When Angie sees a mystical pearl the size of her head she finds it irresistible. True to her nature, she must steal it. And true to her usual bad luck, in the middle of the heist a kindly old woman is murdered. Angie is not a killer, but the murder was done with her sword, she was there, and she was stealing something. All eyes turn to Angie, especially those of the dead woman's husband who looked like such a nice old man... until he turned into the Silver Dragon. Now Angie is running for her life and the only thing standing between Angie and a monster that could eat a Toyota Tundra in two bites is Daiyu, the Black Jade Dragon.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Joan: Drop Dead Diva: (Joan Rivers returns) by Rafal Kudlinski (ITQ MEDIA) (17 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Joan Rivers Returns in a book from the other world... It ain't a culinary book, although characters eat a lot of fantastic dishes and dish about celebrities.This is not biography of any kind either. It's full of real data from Joan's life to keep it more close to our hearts and down to earth. Joan was once a comedienne. Due to unfortunate tour of events she crosses over to a new world that seems to be so like ours, but it's not the same. Before afterlife of star treatment she has few more assignments on the menu. With her new pals Mandy, Ksav, Monique and Mary she must go to new frontiers, to declutter and clean talentless celebrities from public life. You will "Meet the Farthashians", "Cleaning Ladies of Hollywood-end", "Divas without the voices", "Housewives from the Sexy mansion" and "Spoiled and dumb - kids of Beverly Halls" plus many more in the book, that glorifies true talent and puts satire treatment on so called stars of the Hollywood. Did I mention Joan's dog is back? Max will give you extra thrills. Books in "Joan Drop Dead Diva" series: Book One: "Joan Drop Dead Diva" NOW AVAILABLE Book Two: "How you doin' with Joan and Mandy" coming Independence Day 2016! Book Three: "Are you talking to me" coming somewhere in 2017

Genre: Humor & Satire

Spacejunk! The Hunt for AI by Rebecca Zettl (3 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Clumsy, hapless and inexperienced, Syd Hawkes is a far cry from the superstar bounty hunters she aspires to be like. When the galaxy's leading technology conglomerate's new AI is stolen, they call in the best to get it back. Syd is not one of them. But A random coincidence offers her a shot at the contract: her chance to break into the big time. Romping through space in an ancient ship and filled with unwarranted optimism, Syd will encounter fierce competition, weird catastrophes and a strange new friend. But when Syd learns that the AI is not what she thinks, can she still do what it takes to step up to the big leagues?

Genre: Humor & Satire

Marvelous tales happened in Eudopia by Michel Franzoso (4 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Where can you meet companies of adventurers led by gallant prostitutes and ingenious rats? Cross the path of unscrupulous librarians? Or go on vacation with Death? But in the lands of Eudopia, of course. Then enter this fantasy world and experience the hilarious and edge-of-the-grotestine adventures of these unusual heroes. In this first volume you will find the short stories: - When Death takes a Holiday - The librarian's meatloaf - Bana and the magical deck

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Reckoning Daze by Michael Beaulieu (92 Reviews)    Price verified 25 minutes ago

"An actress is always a starving artist," so says Lindsay Harmon-Foster, a talented but struggling Los Angeles actress in Michael Beaulieu's gripping debut novel, the #1 Amazon best-selling satire Reckoning Daze. Lindsay, 19, a former star of a critically acclaimed but canceled series, is now doing a pilot that might prove to be the role of a lifetime, but her anorexia and other habits could kill her before she's cast for the full series. Although she has long been self-destructive, she's never been more so than now, making her a threat to herself and others. Aside from losing the show she loved, Lindsay thought she had found her soulmate in a rising music star named Jesse, but he committed suicide and she blames herself. Will she land the new series and allow herself to find love again with a handsome actor named Marc or will addictions - and suppressed family secrets - make her die hard? While Lindsay's demons are portrayed with unflinching honesty, the way she views Los Angeles and the business is often comical. If you like Bret Easton Ellis and Chuck Palahniuk, you'll find Reckoning Daze's blend of high drama and satire to be a perfect mix of laughs and suspense. Get it today and find out whether or not Lindsay's dreams come true.

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Romero: Hollywood Fixer by Jr. Betancourt, Edwin (Edwin Betancourt Jr.) Price verified 4 hours ago

Hiding bodies,twisting the truth, spinning the lies and cleaning the dirty images of Hollywood stars is what has made Jayson Romero the hottest Hollywood Fixer in New Fran City. With the help of his trusty assistant, Anthony Santos, no scandal is too big for Fame Fixer Inc to handle! But when a $5 million bounty is placed on Jayson's life, the snarky Hollywood Fixer will soon have to come face to face with the ghosts from his past. Including the return of his ex-husband and deadly secrets from his own life that he thought he buried many years ago.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Totlandia: Book 1 (Contemporary Romance): The Onesies - Fall by Josie Brown (Signal Press) (1,653 Review)    Price verified 5 hours ago

THIS IS BOOK 1 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES. Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8. IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES: The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children's playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city's ultra-competitive elite, the club's ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club's founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers are allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there's no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection... from tots or their moms. In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this year's admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. But four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running. Jade is a former stripper and porn actress, who has been absent for most of her son's life. Jillian's husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant. Ally never even had a husband -- just a sperm donor -- and she's hiding a high-ranking corporate job. And Lorna fears that her son may have special needs... just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry to the club. Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances -- and their private lives -- go up in flames? Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to Totlandia. "I love a good mommy sendup as much as the next gal, and this peek into the ridiculousness of the San Francisco upper crust is delightful. Whether or not you've ever had the pleasure (or pain) of joining a playgroup, Brown's tale is as ...

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Necessary Evil and the Greater Good: A Mestoph and Leviticus Fiasco by Adam Ingle (The Dead Regime) (74 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

For best friends Mestoph and Leviticus the end of the world can't come fast enough. Mestoph is a demon and troublemaker for Hell Industries, while Leviticus is an angel and cubicle jockey for Heaven, Inc. They might be unlikely friends, but they have something in common - they both hate their jobs. Unfortunately for them The End is nowhere in sight. The two take matters into their own hands when they come up with a scheme to get themselves kicked out of the Afterlife. But can they do it without spending an eternity in limbo? Their misadventure will take them from Purgatory to Asgard and the worlds in between as they cross paths and pantheons with Vikings, Greek and Norse Gods, and a Scottish terrier named Sir Reginald Pollywog Newcastle III. Follow Mestoph and Leviticus in a fast-paced, globe-trotting dark comedy - Throw A Copy In Your Cart Now!.

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Past Life Strife (Rise of the Discordant Book 1) by Christina McMullen (59 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Welcome to Blackbird, a small Midwest town with a big paranormal problem. As an Observer, Seth is tasked with identifying lost souls. An unenviable job under normal circumstances, but the situation takes a turn for the worse when Blackbird's Guardian calls it quits. With no one to take her place, Seth finds himself partnered with Desmond, a powerful and intimidating Warrior, who sees the downtrodden Observer as a liability. Desmond's fears are all but validated when a magical disturbance draws even more Discordant creatures to the area, including a deadly femme fatale from Seth's past, and Bogie, a demon with a heart of gold and a tenuous grasp on the English language. To save Blackbird (and eventually the world), the agents must set aside their differences and team up with a ragtag group of local mystics. Together, they might win the day, or they just might make things a whole lot worse.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Second-Hand Princess (The Second-Hand Princess Series Book 1) by Lorraine J. Anderson (165 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

All a princess wants is to be rescued by her prince -- isn't it? Perhaps staying with her dragon wasn't such a bad idea after all... (NOTE: Short story - fantasy humor/farce. This is not meant to be a romance.) Followed by "The Princess At War."

Genre: Humor & Satire

Greegs & Ladders: An Incredible Journey Through Space And Time by Zack Mitchell (Mitchell Mendlow) (448 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Greegs & Ladders is a wildly exciting, experimental, comedic science fiction parody novel about three oddball characters romping around space and time in search of truth and/or justice all while narrowly escaping dangerous space-mazes, savage beasts and angry mobs. Equal parts social satire and fun loving adventure, Greegs promises laughs, a few mildly intelligent and/or interesting observations, & several run-on sentences. You'll also get to find out what the hell Greegs are, and how life on Earth came to be, and the meaning of it all (at no extra charge.) From the rubbish heaps of Garbotron to the bottommost, subterranean layers of Lincra, find out why Grant T. Ecklesmere called it "The best damned book about Greegs and/or Ladders I've read in a fortnight."

Genre: Humor & Satire

Ye Olde Magick Shoppe (The Roshaven Series) by Claire Buss (CB Visions) (67 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

An unwanted magick shoppe has appeared in Roshaven and is causing havoc. Ned Spinks, Chief Thief-Catcher, and his second-in-command, Jenni the sprite, have been ordered to encourage the magick shoppe to move on. But the shopkeeper pulls a fast one and strands Ned and Jenni in the middle of nowhere. With a dragon. They must get back to Roshaven as quickly as possible and deal with the magick shoppe before it causes any more chaos. If you enjoy reading humorous fantasy like Terry Pratchett's Discworld then you'll love Ye Olde Magick Shoppe from Claire Buss's Roshaven series. Pick up Ye Olde Magick Shoppe and read a Ned and Jenni Roshaven adventure today.

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The Ballerina, the Gymnast, and the Yoga Master by RJ Silver (35 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

A billionaire playboy uses his vast wealth to pursue fantasy-based relationships with women, most recently a ballerina, a gymnast, and a yoga master. Unfortunately, every time he obtains his fantasy, it evaporates on him in hilarious fashion. It takes an accidental encounter with Anna, a chocoholic poet, to show him the true meaning of love.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Two Zeros and The Library of Doom! (Gil's Grimoire Book 1) by Eric Bonkowski (Penny Dreadful Publications) (25 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Written as a short introduction to the wild world of the Zeros, "Two Zeros and The Library of Doom!" is a novella of two heroes who took a job that sounded so easy. Gil Abercrombie and his new partner Dylan accept a simple job rescuing an aged caretaker at an abandoned sanatorium called Callowleigh. Soon, their quick task becomes a nightmare as our heroes find themselves trapped and fighting for their lives. Alone in a haunted mansion, Gil and Dylan struggle against otherworld forces as they search for the old caretaker who may be caught in something far beyond his understanding. Forced to team up with a master thief to battle dangers from man and beast, our Zeros dig deeper into buried secrets, pursuing the terrible truths of the old hospital and the old books held within a very strange library. Ghosts, demons, and mythological beasts fill the pages of this novella, where not all is as it appears to be. Welcome to the world of Gil's Grimoire...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Shopping for a Baby's First Christmas (Shopping for a Billionaire Series Book 11) by Julia Kent (735 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

My mother wants all her kids and grandkids to spend Christmas Eve at her house and wake up on Christmas morning together. Sounds reasonable, right? And it would be. If it weren't my mother. My husband, Declan, is protesting any involvement, though he's openly intrigued by the idea of claiming his territory by having sex in my childhood bed. And by intrigued, I mean a series of really hot suggestions that make me whimper when I have to say no. Wait-why am I saying no, again? Mom has turned her house into a Christmas showcase that makes Frankenmuth look like the picked-over clearance rack at Target on December 26. You know those crazy people on Etsy who make felted gnomes out of belly-button lint and use... a certain kind of hair... to make thatched roofs on little decorative elf homes? Those people are saner than my mother. There is no force of nature stronger-or more emotionally volatile-than a fifty-something grandmother determined to create holiday memories. Wait a minute. Maybe there is. My husband. Listen to the audiobook as well, narrated by Audie award winner Tanya Eby!

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Feisty (The Do-Over Series) by Julia Kent (898 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

I'm not to proud to admit that finding Mr. Right involves swiping right. Right? Welcome to dating in avocado toastland. Here I am, on my first blind date, ever, courtesy of a smartphone app and my two annoying best friends. So what is Chris "Fletch" Fletcher doing, walking across the room, looking at his phone like he's pattern matching a picture to find a real person he's never met before? Oh. Oh, no. The guy I drop-kicked in seventh grade cannot be my blind date. The guy who earned me this infernal nickname. That's right. Feisty. -- More from New York Times bestselling author Julia Kent as Fiona "Feisty" Gaskill gets her chance at love - drop-kick included.

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Existential Terror and Breakfast by M.P. Fitzgerald (Satan Approved) (26 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 90 days. Also pancakes, there are pancakes. Malcolm Steadman is a completely average everyman whose life goal is to fit in. This is too much to ask for. Especially considering that he is also prone to paralyzing panic attacks triggered by everything from burnt toast to boredom. Can he win out against the mundane? Can he face the absurd? Author of the cult hit, A Happy Bureaucracy series, comes M.P. Fitzgerald's philosophical anti-novel. Bleakly funny in all of the wrong places, Existential Terror and Breakfast pits Malcolm against his worst enemy: his own eccentricities. Will Malcolm prevail against himself? ... Well, you know what happens in 90 days...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Hilda the Wicked Witch by Paul Kater (Alexandria Publising Group) (117 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

A fairy-land witch is transported to our world as a mishap makes a spell blow up in her face and mirror. The journey home is one filled with struggle, problems and many misunderstandings.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Housewife Assassin's Handbook (Housewife Assassin Series, Book 1) by Josie Brown (12,528 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Murder, suspense, sex--and some handy household tips. IN BOOK 1 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK: Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one -- and it happens to be government-sanctioned. But Donna earned it the hard way. Her husband was killed the day she delivered their third child. To avenge her husband's murder, Donna leads a secret life: as an assassin. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to that old adage, "Honey, I'm home... " If you love addictive unputdownable dark comedy absurdist satires starring hardboiled women sleuths mixed up in international crime and mystery, you will love this fast-paced can't-put-it-down page-turner action-adventure romantic mystery series. Josie Brown's website: https://www.josiebrown.com PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK: "Brown's unorthodox surprises did make me laugh. I taught it in a class about comic novels." -- Jane Smiley "This book hits all the right notes... I now want a week at the beach to read them all... I'm completely smitten." -- Barbara Vey For more on Josie Brown's books, go to her website: https://JosieBrown.com READER REVIEWS FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES: "I can only say... Page Turner. Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2023Loved reading it, couldn't put it down. Was recommended by my hubby who read it first. Can't wait to read another book." -- Amazon's Grace "I love humorous novels for women and this one had everything: suspense, romance (the grown-up erotic kind) and comedy." "Strong central characters, compelling incident to launch the story, twists at every turn. There's humor, romance, and intrigue in this page-turning romantic mystery books of a housewife-turned-assassin." "Highly recommended for the bitter-sweet and tenderly written story." "This is a great domestic thriller series. If you funny mysteries, this one is right up there with Janet Evanovich and Carl Hiaasen funny mysteries." "Couldn't put this ...

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The Baby and the Batman: a very short story (Baby Claire Story Snack Book 2) by H. L. Burke (27 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

A toddler attempts to negotiate the perfect Halloween costume in spite of her limited communication skills. A short story, only about 1000 words Contains a sample chapter of the author's novella "Thaddeus Whiskers and the Dragon."

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The Old Man at the End of the World: Bite No. 1 by AK Silversmith (511 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

The end is nigh... and Gerald Stockwell-Poulter has had quite enough of it already. Pesky business altogether. All this hiding and running about. Makes Brexit look like a doddle. After 87 largely well-behaved years as a model citizen, less than four hours into the 'zompocalypse' and he has already killed a neighbour, rescued a moody millennial drug dealer and forged an unlikely allegiance with a giant ginger Scotsman. And it isn't even tea time. Join Gerald as he and his newfound allies navigate the post-apocalyptic English countryside in their hilarious bid to stay off the menu. THE GOOD LIFE meets DOUGLAS ADAMS meets SHAUN OF THE DEAD! - Dave F, Amazon The first instalment of the Old Man at the End of the World. A novella of 20,000 words. For fans of Frank Tayell (Surviving the Evacuation), Mark Tufo (Zombie Fallout), Diana Rowland (White Trash Zombie) and also Jonas Jonasson (The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared), Fredrik Backman (A Man Called Ove) and Catharina Ingelman-Sundberg (The Little Old Lady Who Broke All the Rules).

Genre: Humor & Satire

My Best Mistake: A Women's Fiction Novel of Courage and Comedy (My Best Series Book 1) by Carole Wolfe (215 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Everybody wants something from her. She's just looking for a little peace and quiet... Tired mother Tasha Gerome wishes she weren't such a mess. With a deadbeat ex-husband hounding her for cash, a house so bad the cleaning service quit, and a rich doctor falsely accusing her of writing him poor reviews, she's desperate for anything to go right. And when she's completely ignored at a speed-dating event, she fears she'll never get herself together. As her drunken former spouse continues to dog her and embarrasses the kids in public, Tasha struggles to find any solution to the crushing stress-fest. But with help from her estranged sister and a boost from her ex-brother-in-law, she tries to summon the inner strength to finally put her fuzzy-pink-pig-slippered foot down. Can Tasha work up the courage to live on her own terms? My Best Mistake is the first book in the My Best series of humorous women's fiction novels. If you like quirky characters, domestic chaos, and indomitable spirits, then you'll love Carole Wolfe's sidesplitting suburban romp. Buy My Best Mistake to grab the reins today!

Genre: Humor & Satire

Women in Love (Grapevine Press) by D H Lawrence (Grapevine India) (1,295 Review)    Price verified 25 minutes ago

D. H. Lawrence declared in Women in Love, his masterpiece that presaged the erotic consciousness of the 20th century, "Let us hesitate no longer to state that the sensual passions and mysteries are equally sacred with the spiritual mysteries and passions." Gudrun and Ursula Brangwen, two sisters, serve as the main characters' eyes as Lawrence examines love, sex, passion, and marriage. The two very different sisters pursue passionate, scorching adventures with their lovers, Rupert and Gerald, while looking for more mature emotional relationships. They are intelligent, perceptive, and observant. Gudrun and Ursula's temperamental differences generate an ongoing discussion about their culture, their inner lives, and the riddles between men and women against a horrific World War I backdrop of coal mines, industries, and a devastated working class.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Girl Who Was Always Single: A Short Horror Story for the Dating App Age by S.M. Perlow (21 Reviews)    Price verified 25 minutes ago

Amy hasn't had a serious boyfriend in years, and all her dating apps aren't helping. Vampires, gunslingers, and... sharks -- Amy's dark and twisted imagined explanations for her bad luck provide some comfort. But as the relationship disappointments mount and the coincidences pile up, she can't help wondering: Could the worst of her made-up explanations be more real than fiction?

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What's French for WTF?: A Sitcom-Style Novella Set in Paris (Broads Abroad Book 1) by Gwen Ellery (Night Bloom) (184 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Fans of sitcoms with lovably faulted characters will love this novella about two sisters and four friends stranded in Paris. A complete story at 23,000 words. Down and out in Paris never felt so fine. Follow two sisters and four friends during their comic adventures in the City of Light. In this first sitcom of their series, Fern must call on her intervention skills to persuade her guy-crazy roommate Kimi to lay off a potential user. But what's really going on behind closed doors, and does it have anything to do with Fern's newly empty bank account? Fern's friendships are tested and her loyalties divided. Will her romantic dreams survive the riot girls, a much-sought-after chamber pot, and the incident of the flying falsie? What readers are saying about this sitcom series for your e-reader "I loved reading this story. It is funny and down to earth." "Just the right length, this story left me eager for more in the future." Note: this is a novella, or short novel, and a complete story at 23,000 words. It's like a sitcom for your e-reader. Each novella in the series stars the same cast of characters in a uniquely different story. AWARDS GWEN HAS WON First Place, James D. Phelan Literary Award First Place, Romancing the Novel Award Presidential Scholar in the Arts National Recognition and Talent Search Award Apprenticeships in Fiction, sponsored by the Arts Council England What's French for WTF? is rated PG due to references to off-stage sex. In essence, however, the story is good clean fun with a long-running sweet romance. NEW RELEASES If you enjoyed this novella, consider signing up for Gwen's new releases email list!

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The Climax Ordinance by Seth Kinstle Price verified 3 hours ago

Get ready to have a taste of what it's like to have every experience you possibly can. As you go from one dream to the next not knowing what's going to happen or who's in control. You'll be sure to get your mind boggled in this extremity of what it's like to have a psychological climax. When anything can happen and there are no rules, it makes for a interesting take on what it is to be alive. So reach the end of the climax in your brain and make the decision to give it a try. Because as far as you know you might be in for the climax of a lifetime. With this perfectly blended genre crossover, you'll be held captive in suspense as you discover how hilarious it is to watch modern clichés get dismantled before your very eyes. With a robust sense of story structure mixed with a unique knack for chaos, you're guaranteed to get your cage rattled. So hop on in and see what dreams are made of in this modern take of an anything goes plunder gush.

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Ravensdale (That Scoundrel Émile Dubois) by Lucinda Elliot (155 Reviews)    Price verified 50 minutes ago

When the disgraced earl turned highwayman Reynaud Ravensdale becomes fascinated by the hoydenish Isabella Murray, she agrees to elope with him, on the condition that he helps her to become a highwaywoman. Isabella's parents want to marry her off to Ravensdale's cousin, the next in line to the title, while she suspects that he knows more about the killing which led to Reynaud Ravensdale's disgrace than he cares to admit. Isabella plans to carry out a few Robin Hood type raids with Reynaud, and then to escape abroad. That is, if it proves hopeless to clear his name of the old murder charge first. Meanwhile, the forces of law and order are closing in... This hilarious spoof uses vivid characters and lively comedy to bring new life to a theme traditionally favoured by historical novelists - that of the wild young Earl, who, falsely accused of murder by the machinations of a conniving cousin and prejudged by his reputation, takes up life as an outlaw. 'Ravensdale' is written as a prequel to the author's first novel,'That Scoundrel Émile Dubois' . It follows the adventures of Émile Dubois' cousin, prior to the outbreak of the French Revolutionary Wars, and can be read as an independent novel.

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Completions and Connections: A New Beginnings Novella by Kathryn R. Biel (164 Reviews)    Price verified 50 minutes ago

Christine's list of resolutions contains many clichés. Try something new. Buy a pair of heels. Get a promotion. Fall in love. Seems simple, especially when Christine meets Patrick, the man who could be Mr. Right. He's got the right credentials: a job, a sense of humor, a love of all things Indiana Jones, and best of all, he's actually taller than Christine. But busy schedules take over and gets in the way of Patrick and Christine's budding romance. Life interferes, as it has a way of doing, and Christine wants to throw in the towel. Is the magic of the Christmas season enough to renew Christine's faith in love?

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Rocket Man: Master Of The Universe by Yoel Bereket (16 Reviews)    Price verified 25 minutes ago

Ruling North Korea has lost its appeal for Kim Jong-un. Missile mayhem, executing minions, or hanging out with basketball legend Dennis Rodman can't lift his mood... What's a poor dictator gonna do? Tapping into Kim's superhero alter ego, a group of terrified generals think they may have the answer. Who is going to stand in their way? Not best buddy Dennis Rodman, who is determined not to miss out on any intergalactic joyride, if he does not foul things up. In a race against time... Can these two outsized personalities keep their friendship intact? And just maybe fulfill their dream of propelling the "Rocket Man" and the "Worm" roadshow into outer space, saving the earth in the process, too?

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Quest for Juice: A Deeply-Weird and Serious Dark Comedy to Make You Laugh and Think (Paranoia Book 1) by Jonathan-David Jackson (107 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

In a world of conspiracies, one man will risk everything for his favorite beverage. "One of the strangest books I have read for a long time. Loved it." - Amazon Customer Oscar has always lived a life of quiet paranoia, but now everything is changing. Suddenly, the bus is frequently late, his housekeys won't fit in the lock, and someone has taken his juice, which was the one thing holding his life together. "... near impossible to put down." - Terry Doherty He strikes back against the people behind it all, but when he strikes too hard an innocent man ends up dead, and Oscar ends up in jail, diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic and facing life in a mental institution. "I laughed out loud, often... " - Dianski On his journey to mental health and the truth, he has to answer many hard questions. Is his medication actually helping? Is it okay to date a nurse? Can he trust his own mind? And can that hedgehog really talk?Find out what happens when one man's quest for juice turns into a battle for justice in this thrilling dark comedy.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Old Folks At Home: Warehouse Them or Leave Them on the Ice Floe by Barry Friedman (978-0-557-52181-4) (101 Reviews)    Price verified 10 minutes ago

Henry and Harriet Callins, having discovered that all that glitters is not Golden Age, move into Restful Bowers, a community for seniors. It has all the amenities anyone would want, plus a Care Center and Assisted Living facility, their umbrella. Henry attends meetings, where problems are solved by planning more meetings. For Henry's fellow residents, the big event each day is waiting for the mailman. They enhance their wealth by scraping off the nickels and dimes that come in charity solicitation letters. Harriet lives in a world of tea and cookies. Henry is obsessed by a suspicion that residents in the Assisted Living facility are getting an assist they don't need or want. His curiosity puts his life and that of Harriet in mortal danger.

Genre: Humor & Satire

For Anyone to See (An Olivia Hutchinson Mystery Book 1) by Leigh Grayson (Blackhouse Publishing) (325 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

My name is Olivia Hutchinson, but you can call me Hutch. I'm the owner of a fine establishment called For Anyone to See, which just happens to be an all male strip club. And if stories about strippers and murder and crime and sex make you squirmy, you should probably stop reading. Right now. I mean it. Just close up this book and go find something more wholesome to read. But if you do decide to stick around, I think we'll have a good time. Actually, our good time will have to wait until after I find out a few things: 1. Who stole my mother's life savings and murdered one of my strippers. 2. Why my former "friend-with-benefits" is following me around. 3. Why one of my performers thinks it's a good idea to change his stage name to "Lick-a-lot-a-puss." But once all those little mysteries are cleared up, I promise we are going to have a blast. Cover by Littera Cover Designs

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Porch Pirate Love by Irene Woodbury (14 Reviews)    Price verified 25 minutes ago

Do you think love stories always start with a meet-cute at some cool place with friendly vibes? If yes, then think twice. Kit Wells is an unmarried, eight-months' pregnant, 22-year-old blackjack dealer. Danny Potter is 27, single, and a former UPS driver who's now a porch pirate. When Danny steals a box off Kit's porch that contains her unborn baby's crib, she rushes out the door to stop him. The panicked mom-to-be trips on the steps and falls, her water breaks--and guess who ends up driving her to the hospital? If you are looking for some out-of-the-box drama, romance, sass and humor, then Irene Woodbury's Porch Pirate Love is just the right pick for you. Buy Porch Pirate Love today and dive into this sea of love and madness!!!

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Plankton We Have Heard on High by Foghorn Jollypox (18 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

A short tale of intrigue and a compendium of delightful holiday carols for marine creatures... What's the story? Charlie and Allison (husband and wife, maybe in their early thirties, somewhere around there) are about to head off to Cozumel for the holidays, do a little drift diving. Right before they're scheduled to leave, Allison asks Charlie to meet her for dinner at this weird restaurant. When he gets there and spots her among the crowded tables, he can see that she's terrified of someone or something. And she disappears before he can get to her. Somebody in the restaurant knows something, but nobody's saying jack about it to Charlie, and Charlie's going ballistic. Can Charlie rescue his wife? Or have the Knights Templar failed to stop Mozart from destroying the world? Find out for one lousy buck. Honestly, a lot of people I know love this book. For instance, my neighbor (my neighbor from my old place, I mean, not the dump I'm living in now) says it's the most compelling underwater thriller he's picked up in ages. So how about it, folks, give it a whirl? Sincerely, FJ

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Magic Vodka Wardrobe Book 5 by Sheila Patel (28 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

The next instalment of this wacky series is set between December 2019 and the outbreak of the Coronavirus pandemic in February 2020. Still light-hearted and witty, book 5 starts in December 2019 with the General Elections. Aunt Sheila is deciding whether she should wear her peach coloured jacket to the first winter elections in one hundred years. Boris Johnson's landslide win brings the usual customers into the little corner shop to have their say on the new weird haired Prime Minister. The girls continue to drink in the wardrobe with the funny little Sikh barman, Bachittar, who keeps the magical wardrobe spotlessly clean as the virus in Wuhan becomes ever more threatening. We have Shaz and Trace becoming more environmentally conscious. They even try to recycle their old clothes in the old wardrobe and avoid the fast fashion of Primark. They begin to follow Greta, the climate activist but it's Mrs Singh who prays to the portrait of Greta daily. The local thrash metal band are wearing Witcher costumes and entertaining the clientele in the local Dog & Drum public house. We have Christmas, New Year, Megxit and a Royal visit to the hilly town in Yorkshire. We still have the lovesick Rajeev trying to win over the lovely Shaz, unfortunately he is still living in the caravan (RV) on the enormous grassy roundabout with his pal Gypo Bob. We have Odin Trevor, the ex-jailbird pigeon fanatic teaching Rajeev the tango while trying to stay on the good side of Mad Mush Martha, mother to all the sodding little Avengers. Read as a standalone or go back to the start, either way this little series is guaranteed to brighten up your day. Released at a time when the world needs a lift, we even have a guest chapter from the much talented Bjorn Larssen, look out for yippinglish and the Cheeky girls. Books 1,2,3 & 4 are available on Amazon You can follow me on Twitter @vodkawardrobe

Genre: Humor & Satire

Bonfire of the Beasts by Scott Reardon (Belden Press) (48 Reviews)    Price verified 14 minutes ago

Top 100 Amazon Bestseller. #1 in Political Fiction. Bonfire of the Beasts is the most searing satire of political correctness of our time. Told from the perspective of a swan named Mother Goose, it's the story of animals who rise up against mankind to create a society free of bigotry and hate. What unfolds is a depiction of how sympathy and love can pave the way for unimaginable horrors. "Animal Farm meets 1984." --The Pursuit of Bookiness

Genre: Humor & Satire

Annie & Charlotte: The Dead Wives of Connor J. Barrington by Irene Woodbury (11 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Scrawny, scrappy hair-stylist Annie Lambert died in a craggy ravine after falling off a ski-lift just 12 days into her marriage. Four years later, sleek fashionista Charlotte Krump perished in a hideous closet collapse 11 months after tying the knot. Both were lovely, young wives of Connor J. Barrington. Why is marriage to this rich, handsome dude so deadly? Find out in the darkly funny Annie & Charlotte.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Cougarette (The Cougarette Series Book 1) by Eliza David (Hampton Estates Press) (181 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

After her husband of twenty years falls in love with someone else, PR exec Cecelia 'CeeCee' Banks is forced to reinvent her life post-divorce. Between career shakeups, raising a teenage son and the news that her ex plans to remarry soon, CeeCee is juggling her new reality with grace, laughter and a little more alcohol than usual. CeeCee catches one of her life's sexiest curveballs in the form of Jay Weston. A promising artist, Jay brings out a passion in CeeCee that she hasn't felt in years. He is everything her ex wasn't: ambitious, sensual, exciting... and twenty-five. CeeCee is tested the day a click of a paparazzo's camera brings her professional and personal lives into a tabloid tailspin. After ZMT officially coins her as 'The Cougarette', CeeCee becomes a media sensation overnight. Her reputation is in shambles, her career is thrown into limbo and her own hip-hop star client betrays her in a hit song! Worst of all is the damage it has done to her relationship with Jay, whose mysterious backstory finds itself entangled in CeeCee's drama in a way neither of them ever could have imagined. With the help of her no-nonsense BFF/manager/unpaid life coach Laney, CeeCee attempts to dig herself out of this self-created chaos and maintain at least a shred of dignity. Will she be able to keep her life running smoothly, career and love life intact? Maybe - if she could just stop waking up in random hotel rooms.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Christmas on the Anvil: On the Anvil Book 1 by Michael Penmore (231 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

It's the night before Christmas, when all through the ship not an engine is stirring, not even a peep... It's Christmas Eve on the Anvil and everyone's getting ready for the celebration. Everyone but the spaceship's grumpy XO/navigator. When mysterious Christmas-themed things start happening, can the jaded second-in-command debunk the myth, or will she start to believe in the magic of Santa and the sleigh? Warning: Filled to bursting with humour and Christmas songs you know and love to hate. Get into the spirit of Christmas with the Anvil's crew in this light-hearted seasonal romp from the author of Jane Poole Genesis and Her Last Run.

Genre: Humor & Satire

A Slot Machine Ate My Midlife Crisis by Irene Woodbury (58 Reviews)    Price verified 54 minutes ago

This darkly funny novel recounts Wendy Sinclair's spin-crazy life in Las Vegas after she impulsively decides to not go home to Houston following a bizarre girls' weekend in May 2015. The confused, unhappy 45-year-old newlywed soon rents a ramshackle apartment; wallows in a blur of spas, malls and buffets, and ultimately becomes a designer of cocktail-waitress uniforms and an impersonator in a casino show starring a hunky Elvis-clone. Along the way, she hangs out with a hot playboy-pilot, an over-sexed glamorista BFF, a dreamy rock-band manager, and a slew of marauding munchkin neighbors. The phone fights with Roger, Wendy's workaholic husband waiting impatiently in Houston, are louder and more raucous than a hot craps table at Caesar's! Does she go back to him, or will her midlife crisis become a midlife makeover?

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Law of Attraction (Lawyers in Love Book 1) by N.M. Silber (Mendelssohn Levy Publishing) (1,466 Review)    Price verified 6 hours ago

USA Today Bestselling author, N.M. Silber brings you a tale filled with laughter, love and lusty lawyers. Gabrielle Ginsberg is a public defender with plenty of nerve and Braden Pierce is an assistant district attorney with a whole lot of swagger. Together Gabrielle and Braden discover that the path to true love is not always smooth, and is sometimes tread upon by some really wacky people like crazy ex-girlfriends, kinky politicians and a gentleman who throws a wine and cheese party in his pants Can true love overcome a lack of privacy, interference by jealous rivals and the insanity of the criminal court system? Find out in the book that reviewers called a "Stand-out Romantic Comedy." IMPORTANT NOTICE: This book contains explicit descriptions of sexual situations and mature language. It is intended for readers over the age of eighteen. This book is part of a TWO BOOK serial. Part two, The Home Court Advantage is available now. The same cast of characters and story world is likewise featured in an ongoing series of novels, novellas and short stories that can be read as stand-alone books. REVIEWS: "My verdict is that there is clear and convincing evidence that "The Law of Attraction" is THE stand-out romantic comedy of 2013! I cannot wait for the sequel! Cindy Meyer of The Book Enthusiast "This is a fun ride! Law of Attraction is a smart mix of romance, sex and laugh-out-loud fun. It's a quick read full of characters you will want to get to know better--especially Braden! Silber combines a great story, steamy sex scenes and a wicked sense of humor, to make "Law of Attraction" a book I couldn't put down." - Susan, (5 star review on Goodreads) "I am still laughing at the hilarious antics that rule this story of lawyer love by new to me author N.M. Silber." - Donna, In My Humble Opinion book blog (5 Star review on Goodreads) "I adored this book, right from the dedication it had me laughing out loud and it never stopped." - Michelle, Passionate About Books book ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Dirty Barry: How Cullen Met Big Paul (Cullen & Big Paul) by Mark Farrer (Funny Business Press) (805 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

The first casualty of adultery is... the tooth! An outrageous British comedy introducing CULLEN, an offbeat loner with a highly individual sense of right and wrong, and BIG PAUL, a loveable everybloke who provides muscle when needed and belly-laughs all the time. Barry Sullivan is a sordid dentist who resorts to blackmail to keep his string of married women compliant. But now Cullen has toothache - and a very different interpretation of the dental code of practice. The Tartan Hiaasen strikes again with another tale which roars along - and which will have you roaring along with it. This laugh-out-loud novella is a prequel to the highly entertaining CULLEN & BIG PAUL series of standalone stories, and tells the story of how the pair first met.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Atonement Camp for Unrepentant Homophobes by Evan J. Corbin (Atonement Book, LLC) (119 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

The oldest translation of a Gospel is returned to the world by a secret society long dedicated to its preservation. In it, Jesus explicitly condemns bigotry and homophobia. In a new world in which LGBTQ passengers receive preferential boarding for flights and the United States has elected its first lesbian President, Pastor Rick Harris is stalwart, closeted preacher who doggedly holds onto his increasingly unpopular convictions. When an incendiary sermon goes too far and offends an influential family, Rick makes a painful choice to keep his job: He attends an atonement camp run by drag queens for society's most unrepentant and terminally incurable homophobes. Atonement Camp is immersion therapy for Pastor Harris, and it might be working. An open bar with pedicures, a devastatingly attractive roommate and an endless supply of glitter help him manage to make new friends. Soon, Rick and his cohorts learn the camp may hold its own secrets. Amid the smiling faces and scantily clad pool boys who staff the camp, a clandestine group plots to discredit the New Revelation and everything it stands for. If Rick has the conviction to confront his own hypocrisy, he might be able to uncover the conspirators with help from his adopted flock -- and find new truths within himself. CONTENT WARNING: This novel addresses issues related to the infliction of emotional abuse by a homophobic parent who suspects his son to be a homosexual. Separately, while not the author's intent, some readers may interpret the story's attempt to confront issues of religious hypocrisy as an assault on religion itself. No such conclusion is intended. Lastly, the novel follows a protagonist who, at times, uses hateful slurs to refer to members of the LGBTQ community. Such language is intended to give authenticity to a self-hating, closed member of that same community. Readers may appreciate the protagonist's growth as he embraces his sexuality and reconciles himself with his faith.

Genre: Humor & Satire

A Pest of a Boy (Sir Robert Carey Mysteries, Young Carey) by P F Chisholm (188 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

What was Sir Robert Carey like in 1568 when he was eight? Perhaps a quiet, studious boy... ? Er... no. He was already charming and ingenious, full of energy -- and perpetually in trouble. This short story opens the Young Carey series and shows him at home at Hunsdon manor, playing tricks, maddening everybody and generally being a thorough nuisance to his father, Henry Carey Lord Hunsdon and his mother, Lady Ann Hunsdon. They can't even send him to be a page in someone else's household! What on earth will they do with him?

Genre: Humor & Satire

How Fortunate! (The Lady Liberty Series Book 1) by Kim Hall (87 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Please note: this is book 1 of a 5 book series! At fifteen, Margot Heartily accidentally walked into a fortune teller's tent at the Houston rodeo. The fortune teller predicted great success, but with a twist: the success would be taken away with a quick turn of events. At twenty-eight, Margot Heartily is the most successful she has ever been: she lives in New York, and is in line to receive a huge promotion at her high-profile job at a major publishing company. But, as the fortune teller predicted, Margot's luck turns sour. She loses the promotion at the last minute, her apartment is turning into a hotel, and Margot has to vacate. To top it all off, Margot's ex-boyfriend announces his engagement! Margot is convinced that the fortune teller gave her bad luck! So she books the next ticket out to her hometown of Lady Liberty, Texas. She reunites with her childhood friend and cousin Lana, gets cozy in her parents' humongous ranch, and meets a handsome new man that may make her forget about all the bad luck. What will happen when Margot confronts the fortune teller? Will her bad luck turn around? And will she forget all about New York and decide to follow her fate back to the life she knew and loved? Find out how Margot fares in this lighthearted tale about fate, love, and fortune!

Genre: Humor & Satire

Flushed: A funny short story (The Meantime Stories Book 1) by Svingen and Pedersen (EnterTeller Media AS) (195 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

"I was unable to stop reading this absurd and awfully seductive tale of power, politics and poo. Most highly recommended." -Readers' Favorite (5/5 STAR REVIEW) During a summit, the President faces his biggest challenge yet: A clogged toilet. What's the man to do? Leave the bathroom and say nothing on the matter? Or, take matters into his own hands? THE MEANTIME STORIES is a funny short read series that draws inspiration from Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, and Douglas Adams, drenched in Nordic Noir (human folly, plentiful abrupt deaths, snappy dialogue, quirky deep thoughts, and absurd outcomes). It's glittering darkness, and clouded light. Each story is a stand-alone, ready to be enjoyed when you yearn for 30 minutes of wacky, brainy, and laugh-out-loud entertainment. Longing for surprises, unexpected twists, and silliness with an edge? Look no further, because in the Meantime, anything can happen!

Genre: Humor & Satire

Merry Friggin' Christmas: An Edgy Christmas Comedy by Joseph Cillo Jr (Infornuity Publishing, LLC) (69 Reviews)    Price verified 54 minutes ago

2019 Illumination Book Awards Bronze Medal Winner! The perfect gift for that Bah-humbug! in your life! Merry Friggin' Christmas An Edgy Christmas Comedy "A funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy man... " "... takes the cake as the best of the holiday season. It has charisma, a fantastic voice, and it was funny as all hell." "A fresh and funny take on the holidays... " Based on The Life of Carlton St. Michael, the NUMBER ONE TOP RATED show on the URN! So, who is Carlton St. Michael? Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is, he's dead. Actually, twice dead. Caught dead in Jersey. Twice. And, his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network (URN). A Christmas Comedy, of all things. But Carlton isn't buying any of it. He's out to prove it's all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies, or vanish when he awakes. So, are you dying to see how this story turns out? Well, that's the only way to see it on the URN. You have to die first. But Carlton has written it all down for you, so you can enjoy it without venturing beyond the veil. Even if you are dying to enjoy Carlton's story, you need not go that far. You can get the EBook, NOW! Warning: Merry Friggin' Christmas is a Christmas Comedy for Adults and is too edgy for children under age 13. Check out some reviews from some imaginary people: "This book surprised me. I kept thinking I knew where it was going, and it ended up somewhere else. I wish I did not have to be dead to see it on the URN." Misty Fication "I bought this book because there are elves on the cover. I love elves. The book was so good that I didn't even realize there were no elves in the story until the end, and it didn't matter to me at all." Sylvaniel the Elven Princess "I can't tell you why I loved this book without spoiling the ending. So, let's just say that I loved it, because of the ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Road to Farringale: Modern Magick, 1 by Charlotte E. English (15 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Can British magick be saved? Hell yes. Imagine modern Britain without magick. No fae enclaves. No flying chairs. No magick wands. Giddy gods, no unicorns. Who wants to live in that world? Me neither. But with magick on the decline, that's the world we're ending up with. Meet the Society for Magickal Heritage. Our boss is a disembodied voice. Our headquarters is a sentient house. You could say we've a vested interest in keeping magick alive. Can a ragtag bunch of magicians, necromancers and fae prevail against inevitable ruin and decline? Hell yes. Try and stop us. First mission? Find the source of a magickal disease that's decimating Britain's troll enclaves -- and fix it. Simple. Or... maybe not. For the only place that might hold the information we need is the ancient and inconveniently lost enclave of Farringale...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Sideshow: A Novelette (The Epic of Didier Rain) by Brian Kindall (Diving Boy Books) (69 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

The brothel calls, and Velva Velvetonia, the one-legged trollop, awaits. But who can resist the chance to see Poppy the Pinheaded Poet from the Moon? Not Didier Rain, rogue hero and versifier himself, who takes the bait and pays his dollar. And yet, witnessing the mistreatment of a fellow bard is too much for Didier, and a daring rescue plan is hatched. In this dark comedy of the Old West, we introduce our ne'er-do-well Didier Rain - chief player in THE EPIC OF DIDIER RAIN novels DELIVERING VIRTUE and FORTUNA AND THE SCAPEGRACE - at his finest as a flawed human being. Rain's madcap acts of bravery as he attempts to liberate Poppy give us some insight into why the gods would later pick him to fulfill the Prophecy of the Chosen One. So sit back and get to know the scalawag behind the legend. Prepare yourself to be amused!

Genre: Humor & Satire

Brother Hermitage. The Shorts by Howard of Warwick (The Funny Book Company) (462 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Vignettes from the life of the most medieval detective of all, Brother Hermitage. Now including the first chapter of The Heretics of De'Ath. Rooting through the cast-off manuscripts of an accident in a parchment factory, Howard of Warwick has pieced together a remarkable tale. Several of them in fact. These tales cast a new light on medieval investigation, but it's not a very bright light. They follow the comings and goings of Brother Hermitage, the monk who somehow resolved the mystery of The Heretics of De'Ath. The monk who stumbled though the murder of The Garderobe Of Death. The monk who wandered through The Tapestry of Death. And the monk who came out alive from Hermitage, Wat and Some Murder or Other, only to get involved in more than a dozen other hopeless cases. Doing what no other storyteller of medieval murder would dare do, probably quite wisely, Howard of Warwick takes us into the mind of Brother Hermitage. Here we find there is quite a lot of room, but most of it is full of books. Read if your dare. Read if you must. Just don't take anything too seriously. With 100,000 sales and 1000 reviews, the most common description of the work of Howard of Warwick is funny. Very Funny. Hilarious. Laugh out loud. You get the picture. The major tales are now available in print with real paper and everything.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Turning On by Mike B. Good (42 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

A madman in the White House... A war in Vietnam... And on campus, the only marijuana was seeded Mexican. Someone had to do something. Why did it have to be Mike Good? No hero, he'd have been happy to graduate without getting killed marching for Peace. But when he learns of Uncle Dick's (AKA: President Nixon) diabolical plot to destroy Communism while getting rich quick, Mike is forced to take action. If not, it won't be just the commies who disappear. In this hilarious prequel to the Señor Bueno Travel Adventure series, Mike, avid surfer/mild-mannered revolutionary/wanna be rock star, turns on, tunes in, and plots against the government. Not to mention, runs afoul of professors, guidance counselors, theater critics, music critics, frat rats, porn directors, picky women, the Black Student Union, the National Guard, Governor Reagan, the CIA, and of course, President Nixon. Can an underdog armed only with a quick wit, a sarcastic tongue, and no common sense, find time for fun while saving the world? Not if the authorities have anything to say about it. If you like sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, irreverent humor, and laughing out loud, you'll love Turning On. Get it now!

Genre: Humor & Satire

Einstein’s Cat (easy read, short blast, funny punny poetry) (Get Your Wordsworth Book 1) by Tom Skinner (Pink Hippo Press) (298 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

What if your kids begged to play with words and ideas - because it was so fun? 'Laugh-out loud poetry that's not just for the young, but also for those that like the ridiculous.' Kids and teens love ideas from left field, a play on words that makes them giggle and stretches their creative language skills. 'These poems will forever be a cherished memory of childhood for my kids and have ignited an interest in poetry that may follow them through adulthood.' Call it what you will this quick 'n' quirky combination of poetry, youthful humor, silly phrases, puns and sketches is designed to challenge developing brains to look at language - and life - from a whole new perspective. 'Can easily say that this is my daughter's favourite book of the moment, wonderfully descriptive and very imaginative. Highly recommended.' Einstein's Cat lifts puns and ideas from the father of physics and the ordinariness of life, to playful comments and musings about lettuce, lycra, woks and sharks. 'A good balance of cerebral protein to get one's teeth into alongside a healthy salad of whimsical word-play.' Encourage the young readers in your life to let loose with mad word associations, silly syllables and gormless giggles... in the bean bag with you, the car, or anywhere at all. 'Funny, clever, easy reading poetry. Top toilet read, or last thing before bed read, or wherever read. I liked it. You will too (maybe).' As a parent or teacher, you have probably already had some fun together with word association, punning, and experimentation via various forms of literature. 'Very cute kid-friendly poems with lots of humor, puns, insight into the kid's mind and cute illustrations that made me laugh. Only four stars because it was way too short. I got it free, but really, expand the book, because this is great stuff. Nice cover, too.' Eight illustrated one page stories in crisp and quirky verse for elastic fantastic readers (ages 8-15) who enjoy a good brain-stretch. 'Clever little ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Welcome to the Garden Club: A Novel by Jenny B. Tilbury (iUniverse) (1,189 Review)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Opening day of the Fleur-de-Lis Ladies Garden Club of the French Quarter gives fifty lucky women a chance to express their inner southern divas. As longtime member Stephanie Lewis steps into a luxurious condo to begin a new season of the garden club, she has no idea of the drama and life changes that await her. Stephanie, a community volunteer and socialite, is convinced that proper civilization ends at the New Orleans city limits. Her friends and fellow members consist of Gloria Vincent, a wealthy widow who manages two international businesses, and Dolores Delacroix, a successful business owner and master gardener who drinks like a sailor. As the roots of improbable friendships grow deeper, the women discover there is more to every life than what appears on the surface. When a chain of events transforms Stephanies life and the existence of the garden club forever, each of the women learns that she must first examine the past and face the present before she can ever embrace future possibilities. In this heartwarming story, the ladies of a French Quarter garden club depend upon reliance, grace, and the bonds of their sisterhood to courageously deal with lifes unexpected twists and turns. For more information visit: www.welcometothegardenclub.com.

Genre: Humor & Satire