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Electronic Gags: A Futuristic Dystopian Science Fiction Thriller by Kudakwashe Muzira (Suspense Thriller Romance Books) 3.8 Stars (120 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Electronic Gags presents a chilling portrait of a dystopian United States ruled by a tyrant. After a military coup, the United States of America becomes an autocracy. To tighten his grip on power, President Brandon Ward, the megalomaniac at the helm of military dictatorship, introduces a new surveillance system that can monitor people's offline conversations. Privacy is dead. Freddie's life changes when the government arrests his best friend, Michael, for attending an opposition meeting. Michael's mother accuses Freddie of ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 166 Pages (793 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 25th, 2024

West Shore Stories by RH Brooks (RHB Publications) 4.7 Stars (14 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

A memoir, in short-story form, of growing up on the Connecticut shoreline in the 1960s. So much has changed in sixty years but coming of age, in any era or locale, is familiar human territory. These stories may, or may not, resonate with your personal stories but they may well arouse memories of your younger self and the friends you shared this special time of your life with.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 125 Pages (2,303 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 25th, 2024

Jessica Harper Is Not Woke (The Misadventures of Jessica Harper Book 1) by Jessica Harper (Avenue of the Americas Media) 4.0 Stars (27 Reviews)    Price verified 43 minutes ago

"The first anti-woke novel ever published - and it's hysterical." Marcia Gaines This is the story of Jessica Harper, a wife and mom living on Georgia's coast, whose life falls apart in the space of 48 hours after she outs herself as "not woke" at a dinner party. A chain reaction of events - including a disastrous appearance on a shock jock's radio show - causes her to lose her friends, her job and (nearly) her sanity. But when a local newspaper owner offers her the chance to head up a new magazine, she thinks her problems are ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 257 Pages (1,094 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 25th, 2024

Obits For Fun: Illustrated Reviews for Those Departed by Linda A Lavid 5.0 Stars (3 Reviews)    Price verified 53 minutes ago

Obits for Fun: Illustrated Reviews for Those Departed is a humorous fictive account of 36 people who have passed on. Highlights of their lives along with portraits are included.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 42 Pages (26,191 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 25th, 2024

Lattes and Lies: A Modern Cozy Mystery (Comics and Coffee Case Files Book 2) by Christine Zane Thomas 4.2 Stars (1,231 Review)    Price verified one minute ago

The perfect poison... Kirby Jackson is excited when Memaw's book club plays host to his favorite mystery author. But the night ends on a sour note with the death of Memaw's friend, Barb. The only secrets Barb Simone ever kept were those about herself. No one knew she had cancer. No one knew she had a boyfriend. And no one knew she was the basis for a character in a bestselling mystery series. But it wasn't cancer that killed Barb. Kirby suspects foul play. Can the sleuth and his dog solve another case? Find out today! Comics and ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 152 Pages (1,996 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 25th, 2024

One Man And A Police Dog By Rory Smith by Rory Smith 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Read the story of Edward Sleuth. A man who loses his job and decides to go for work disguised as a police dog. Read about him battle evil criminals, and work with his partner, Messy Robin. The story is a comedy, with cool facts about dogs you may not know. Read of the evil Inspector Jones and Inspector Simpson.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 17 Pages (429 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 24th, 2024

Space.Man by Robert F. Phillips (JSMedia) 4.2 Stars (30 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Comedy! Action! Space! Aliens! Dirty Slippers! Space.Man is a hilarious take on the science fiction genre. It combines elements of action and comedy to create a narrative that promises to keep the reader engaged, thinking, and laughing. Set in the near future, Space.Man explores the misadventures of Captain Jordan Taylor of the U.S. Space Corp. A man selected for a mission of isolated deep space travel because of his introversion and preference for being alone. Due to bureaucracy and mismanagement, he is quickly forgotten about ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 208 Pages (458 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 24th, 2024

If you fly with the crows... by Neal Sillars 3.9 Stars (175 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

This hard-hitting, hilarious novel is written in the first person by Rab Sinclair, a shelf-stacker who lives in Heroin Heights in Motherwell. Rab, a Celtic fanatic, has been stuck in a rut ever since leaving school some eighteen years earlier. When he receives a message from his school Facebook page inviting him to a school reunion, he realises that he'll have to make some quick changes if he is ever going to impress Caroline, an ex-girlfriend and classmate he has never quite got over. Could Tam, a Rangers fan he meets in the local ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 284 Pages (569 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 24th, 2024

Fracked, Part One: The Hunter by Maureen Driscoll 4.4 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Author's Note: FRACKED was originally published on Kindle's Vella platform for serialized storytelling. This novel contains episodes one through thirty of the FRACKED Vella saga. It is a serialized novel and each of the first three books ends on a cliffhanger -- similar to seasons of a TV show -- until the story concludes in the fourth and final book. If you don't like cliffhangers, you will not like these books. Fracking has opened up a portal to hell in the California desert in this dramedy saga of good versus evil. And while ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 277 Pages (4,340 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 24th, 2024

Cuckoo's Nest: Volume Two in 'The Cuckoo' series (The Comedies) by K. L. Smith 4.2 Stars (400 Reviews)    Price verified one minute ago

Volume two in 'The Cuckoo' series. Sarah Pemberton's back, raising hell and wreaking havoc. Despite desperately trying to be the demure lady of the manor, things don't quite go to plan. Armed with her ever faithful troop, they have to batten down the hatches and keep the intruders from the gate. What can you do when people try to break you? Don't take things lying down! Restoring a rundown hotel is stressful enough, having your arch enemy move in next door is a recipe for disaster. Add to the mix the discovery of a ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 241 Pages (364 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 23rd, 2024

ReejecttIIon - a number two by Daniel Clausen 3.9 Stars (23 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

By reading ReejecttIIon, it's likely you'll discover: colorful short stories, funny flash fiction, hilarious cartoons, riveting reviews, wondrous anagrams and other assorted skits and titbits of under-achieving literary genius. If you're lucky, you might come across sci-fi tales about the privatization of words, horror stories about hair and ruminations on indie writing. It's also possible that you'll find commentary on the hazards of greedy literary agents and stories about washed up movie directors who receive financial backing ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 128 Pages (1,133 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 23rd, 2024

The Complete Guide to Being Evil by Laura Stephenson 4.2 Stars (13 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Youth, magic, and a luxurious Manhattan apartment, Kalara has it all. She's a classic evoker--hurling fire, ice, and electricity is her specialty. As her father always said, the classics are important. Meet Whitcomb, a powerful necromancer who doesn't want anyone discovering he's selling the souls of the dead who go through his funeral home. Kalara finds out he's also a mage, and lets him know they have that in common in an endeavor to network. His response is an attempt to teleport her into the Hudson River, and it almost works. ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 265 Pages (927 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 23rd, 2024

Love and Muddy Puddles (A Coco and Charlie Franks Novel Book 1) by Cecily Anne Paterson 4.4 Stars (994 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Crazy twins, a grumpy horse, and a boy next door. In all the chaos of her family's move to the country, how will Coco find out who her real friends are? Thirteen year old fashionista Coco Franks has finally made it into the popular group when her dad decides to move the whole family to live on a farm so they can 'bond'. Social death is looming, her shoes are covered in mud and all Coco wants to do is get herself back to her city friends. After all, things can't get any worse, right? It'll take a boy with no dress sense and totally ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 240 Pages / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 23rd, 2024

Weird Yuletide Tales Volume Three by Scott F Neve Price verified 13 minutes ago

*Collection of thrilling and funny Christmas short stories! The two lowly Detroit University dropouts had stirred themselves up to give one last big party before the New Year. They had failed all of their classes. They knew that they would have to move back home in disgrace before next week. They just couldn't tell their rich girlfriends the truth. Instead of paying the rent on their loft, they used the last of their pooled money to buy booze and snacks. Their neighbors hated the two young men's loud music, so they acted stealthy ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 45 Pages (1,457 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 22nd, 2024

Hot Mess Hero by Alton Bock 5.0 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Lydia Bellafemine's life is a masterclass in organized chaos - a mother-of-four who artfully balances her life as a homemaker with a part-time job at a local college. Then, a fateful date night with her husband changes everything. Exposed to a mysterious creature, Lydia finds herself with extraordinary powers and an unexpected fate: becoming the world's first superhero! Now, instead of saving cats from trees, she has to grapple with a grizzled Air Force General bent on using her powers to do the government's dirty work. Add to that ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 261 Pages (673 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 22nd, 2024

Bionic Punchline (Flash Fiction Month) by Damon L. Wakes 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 2 hours ago

What do a squeamish torturer, an intelligent zombie, a newspaper-phobic superhero and Genghis Khan have in common? They're all in this book, and their stories were all written for Flash Fiction Month 2014. With one story for each and every day of July--and a humourous analysis of the event--there's something for everyone here. "I have no problem with this, nor any useful comments!" ~Jasper Fforde

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 108 Pages (503 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 18th, 2024

Death Ray Butterfly (Rays and Nights Book 2) by Tom Lichtenberg 3.1 Stars (16 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Inspector Stanley Mole doesn't mind a hard case, but things have gotten out of hand. There's a killer who escapes to a parallel universe, a 20,000 year old murder, a witness to her own death, a toddler assassin, subatomic-particle sniffing butterflies, and much, much more. This time it's not just his reputation that's on the line. This time it's more than personal.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 72 Pages (340 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 16th, 2024

Kuliga Gate by Ivy Crawford 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 53 minutes ago

2029: Newly inaugurated President MacArthur White resigned after only two weeks. Feigning a late Covid attack, he feared indictment for inciting a riot that left an Indian lad at death's door. Going on the Lam, he weaves his way through family issues and being kidnapped into a hidden "militia" camp in his struggle to recapture political viability. Can Mac come back?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 173 Pages (466 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 16th, 2024

Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue by Irene Woodbury Price verified 5 hours ago

What do you do when you discover that the man you've loved for 10 years has been secretly having an affair with a showgirl for 18 months -- and he has just flown to Las Vegas to propose to her? You could do the ladylike thing, congratulate them, and move on graciously. You could react more compulsively by eating too much ice cream, drinking too much wine, and arranging a slew of online dates. Or you could do what Crescent Weevil, a despairing girl Friday, does: steal 5,000 dollars from the office safe, drive like a maniac from ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 201 Pages (1,748 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 9th, 2024

The Groom Wager (Wrong Way Weddings Book 1) by Lori Wilde (Epiphany Orchards Press LLC) 4.4 Stars (1,608 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Get Married or Else! Cole Bailey's eccentric billionaire grandfather issues an edict. If his grandsons don't settle down soon, he'll sell controlling interest in the family business. After losing a coin toss to his twin brother, Zach, Cole's gotta go first. On the hunt for a bride, Cole crashes a high society wedding and comes face-to-face with his high school pal, Tess Morgan. The formerly shy, overweight bookworm is no longer the pushover who did Cole's homework for him. At the reception, Tess goads him into a game of pool. Just to ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 244 Pages (3,199 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 8th, 2024

The Warden Threat: A Sci-Fi Counter-Fantasy Novel (Defying Fate Book 1) by D.L. Morrese (Fuzzy Android) 4.1 Stars (82 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Prince Donald, the idealistic third son of the king of Westgrove, believes he may be the only one capable of protecting his country from an invasion spearheaded by an ancient, massive, and magical stone warrior known as the Warden of Mystic Defiance. When he recovers a mysterious scroll he believes may allow him to take control of the Warden, he eagerly takes on the task. Donald, unfortunately, is woefully unprepared. His only understanding of such things comes from reading fictional tales of epic adventures and brave heroes. He ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 330 Pages (2,803 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 8th, 2024

The Pharaoh's Cat (The Pharaoh's Cat Novels Book 1) by Maria Luisa Lang 4.7 Stars (76 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Suddenly talking and walking upright, a stray tomcat in ancient Egypt becomes the young Pharaoh's intimate and, when accused of his murder, time travels to New York City and learns how to raise him from the dead. The cat is quick-witted, wisecracking narrator as well as free-spirited, ever-curious protagonist, and the story he tells is an exotic, imaginative, spell-binding tragicomedy. The novel interweaves feline and human, past and present, natural and supernatural. It contains numerous surprises, twists and turns, intriguing ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 179 Pages (555 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 3rd, 2024

Don't be a Hero: A dark humour page turner, where Little Britain meets Cheers in a Birkenhead betting shop. (Harry Harris Bull in a Betting Shop Book ... by Johnny Parker 4.0 Stars (69 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

If Harry Harris had been a second-hand car, Big Marge would have kicked his tyres. Harry has ditched a well paid career to follow his dream of being a writer before it's too late. Girlfriend Peggy patiently supports him, but Harry is wilting under the weight of rejection letters and the guilt of not helping with the bills. On an impetuous whim, he applies for a job as a bookies cashier. However, a Birkenhead betting shop is no place for the fainthearted. Harry is a cosy office, Walter Softie. Naïve and gullible, he doesn't fit in. ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 109 Pages (1,084 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Apr 29th, 2024

Squatter With a Lexus by Tom Lichtenberg (Pigeon Weather Press) 3.4 Stars (41 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Pearson Holmes disappeared a long time ago, leaving behind a potentially valuable safety deposit box. Freddy the Freegan is the first to stumble across the mystery, but soon a whole cast of characters are out to find the key and claim the treasure before time runs out and the contents are forfeit to the state. Who will solve the riddle of the Squatter with a Lexus?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 116 Pages (541 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Apr 24th, 2024

Zachary Zombie and the Wicked Worm (Stories for Demented Children Book 8) by John H. Carroll 3.8 Stars (7 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Zachary Zombie has been sent by Gert the Wicked Witch to find the magical Dagger of Gik from the ruins of an old wizard's mansion. He is accompanied by Al, Gus, and Carl, three fellow zombies. Thick forest surrounds the decaying mansion and even darker passages with untold perils wait for the undead adventurers inside. Will they discover the lost Dagger of Gik? What dangers await the rotting zombies? Who will lose the most body parts? And who, what, or where in the world is Gik?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 13 Pages (1,243 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Apr 23rd, 2024

The Beautiful Normal by Jarrett Lee Ellzey 3.8 Stars (34 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

In the realm of suspense books and detective novels, this gripping tale unfolds around two lawyers, Jake Martin and Wayne Devereux, navigating a treacherous path of debt, drugs, and desperation. Formerly a rising star in the legal arena, Jake's journey takes a darkly comedic turn as he grapples with a decade of destructive choices, plummeting from a promising trial lawyer to the depths of ambulance chasing. Amidst the chaos, a hungover Jake discovers two cases in his file cabinet -- one promising and one perilous -- alongside a ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 316 Pages (513 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Apr 20th, 2024

Two and a Half Weeks by Tim W. Jackson 3.3 Stars (21 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Caribbean dive guide Gage Hoase woos and wins a beautiful dive guest, then sends her packing. All is good until Gabi returns, with happily-ever-after on her mind. Now Gage has to figure a way to let her down gently before she offs him in his sleep. A Tale From Blacktip Island by award-nominated novelist Tim W. Jackson

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 22 Pages (416 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Apr 15th, 2024

Magical Bears in the Context of Contemporary Political Theory by Jenna Moran 4.1 Stars (11 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

For too long the disciplines of thaumatic ursology and political science have held themselves apart, each asserting its own unique magisterium. Isn't it time someone brought these two disparate fields to synthesis? In this revolutionary collection of short stories from the first international symposium on magical bears in the context of contemporary political theory, Dr. Moran reports on such diverse topics as: * the controversial provisions of the Patriot Act that empower "Senator Domino" on his demon-hunting campaign; * the ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 165 Pages (400 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Apr 13th, 2024

Highland Fling: A witty, heart-warming, escapist romantic comedy set in the Scottish Highlands (The Highland Books Book 1) by Emma Baird (Pink Glitter Publishing) 4.2 Stars (353 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

A boy, a girl, a dating guru -- what can possibly go wrong?! Gaby's recently split from her boyfriend of ten years and needs to escape fast. Where better than the Highlands of Scotland where she can lick her wounds and recover in peace and quiet? Fate has different ideas in mind. First, there's the rough and ready Jack McAllan who bears more than a passing resemblance to Gaby's favourite fictional Scottish hero. He's an important part of the local community, even if he's failed to impress Gaby so far. Who knew a guy could be so ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 322 Pages (1,005 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Mar 26th, 2024

Puerto Paz by Jefferey J. Reese (Puerto Paz Entertainment) 4.0 Stars (16 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

We live in an increasingly polarizing landscape of political extremism. Liberal versus Conservative. Freedom versus order. What if that divide caused the United States to split into two countries and four extremist cultures? Marcus Coleman lives in a world where, decades earlier, exactly that happened. The black high school football and track star and his white best friend run away from their home in one extremist culture, and travel through three other extremist cultures, before finally finding the balanced moderation of Puerto ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 432 Pages (32 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Mar 20th, 2024

Smite Me, Oh Dark One by Steve Thomas 4.3 Stars (55 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Acerbus hates his job. While he is content to watch and study the mortal races, the other gods constantly look for reasons to destroy their newly-created world. When they finally find an excuse, they command Acerbus to become the Smiter, destroyer of all creation. Armed with nothing but spite and a horde of goblins, Acerbus decides that there is only one way to ensure his own failure and save the world: by becoming an Evil Overlord. "Smite Me, Oh Dark One" is a comedic fantasy short story. Cover by John Comegno

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 23 Pages (12 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Mar 17th, 2024

The Lighter Side of Dogs: Twisted Tails from the Hood by David Hamburg 3.7 Stars (22 Reviews)    Price verified 53 minutes ago

"The Lighter Side of Dogs, Twisted Tails of the Hood" by David Hamburg is an engaging, light-hearted, and humorous, collection of short stories with a focus on colorful description, witty observations, playful language, and comedic elements makes this the funniest, best-written short story collection you ever read. If you're a fan of Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, or David Sedaris, you'll love this book because seriously, it's way funnier. Read this collection of short pieces you'll see what. David Hamburg's writing style can best ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 69 Pages (1,048 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Mar 12th, 2024

Love Hurts by Russell Taylor (RPT) 3.7 Stars (41 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

"Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts, well my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn't just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know, I've seen it in action. This introduction put Russell on the runner-up list for The Independent newspaper's 'Opening Gambits' competition. Here is the full book, enjoy.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 317 Pages (733 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Feb 28th, 2024

Surviving A Vampire Love Story (Between Worlds Book 1) by Paro Dae 4.0 Stars (7 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

For the fans of Twilight and paranormal love... , a parody of vampire romance. After multiple requests from her roommate to read a bad boy novel, Zhuri finally picks up the book. Despite having a strong hatred towards such stories, she gives it a try, but not without complaining about it every few seconds. Annoyed by Zhuri's attitude, her roommate makes a birthday wish for Zhuri to enter a bad boy novel and change it to her liking. Silly of her roommate to think birthday wishes come true. Do they? Zhuri goes to bed laughing at her ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 171 Pages (1,496 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Feb 26th, 2024

MYTHS by Erika Price (English Prime Press) 3.4 Stars (34 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Hera was a gorgeous megab*tch, but she was fantastic at Scrabble. Aphrodite was just jealous. Salome was a Toddler in a Tiara, Athena was cute in a spunky, Ellen Page kinda way, and Scheherazade was an attention-starved blogger. Persephone and Hades were only on a trial separation. Pandora just opened the box because she was hella bored. In this short story collection by Erika Price (author of Corpus Callosum), gods and goddesses from bygone eras are reimagined as hilarious contemporary analogues and released on a hapless modern ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 77 Pages (720 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Feb 23rd, 2024

Buffalo Dogs (the Amazing Conroy) by Lawrence M. Schoen (Paper Golem LLC) 4.0 Stars (133 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

He's the greatest hypnotist in Human space. And it might cost him his life. The Arconi take two things seriously -- absolute truth and their prize commodity: buffalo dogs. When one of Conroy's hypnotic suggestions is taken literally, they arrest him in the middle of his stage act. Now he's facing execution or a bill for a $10 million alien creature. Can he use hypnosis to beat the Arconi's truth-telling telepathy, save his life, and escape back to Earth? The Amazing Conroy series is an intergalactic adventure by a 6-time Nebula ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 40 Pages (962 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Feb 20th, 2024

Blue Haired Alien Girlfriend by John H. Carroll 3.4 Stars (49 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

This is a SHORT STORY approximately 5500 words long, which translates to about 25 printed pages. Joshua is a manager at FishBurgers who walks home alone every evening. One night, he comes across an unusual young woman by the name of Mariella sitting on a bench. He's thrown for a loop when she tells him where she's from, but he doesn't mind. He doesn't mind the fact that she has blue hair either, in fact it makes her all that much more interesting. The people around Joshua feel that he's a bit odd and know very little about him. ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 22 Pages (1,044 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Feb 16th, 2024

Beverley Green's First Adventure: Book One of the Beverley Green Adventures by Andrea C. Neil 4.1 Stars (33 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Small town. Simplicity. Sasquatch? Beverley Green leaves the big city for small-town living in Guthrie, Oklahoma, only to find that the simple life is anything but! After taking a part-time job with the local paper, she's assigned to cover a spate of Bigfoot sightings. Which is ridiculous because everyone knows there's no such thing... right?! With a newly opened bookstore to manage, and the challenge of fitting in to a tight-knit -- and weird -- community, the pressure of it all might just be getting to her. Determined to show ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 228 Pages (2,589 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Feb 15th, 2024

Crossed Wires by Fran Shaff 2.8 Stars (27 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Classic Romantic Comedy from Award-Winning Author Fran Shaff... Hank Garcia, thinking he's been summoned to Melanie Baker's house to fix an electrical problem, gets the shock of his life! Short Story.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 21 Pages (713 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Feb 13th, 2024

The ECE & Her Billionaire: A Romantic Comedy (Curvy and Wanted Book 1) by JA Lafrance 4.0 Stars (24 Reviews)    Price verified 53 minutes ago

One Rule: Don't fall in love with the parents from the daycare.I had one rule to follow, but when he walks in that rule gets forgotten. His daughter captures my heart with her gorgeous eyes. Tyler She was unexpected in a world where the unexpected usually screws me over. Her body draws my eyes, but her personality captures my heart. Why did he have to come into the daycare? Why do people keep driving her away? Warning mature audiences, 18+, sexually descriptive content.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 113 Pages (859 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Feb 1st, 2024

Black Jade Dragon by Susan Brassfield Cogan 4.1 Stars (27 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

In the South China Sea is an island protected by nine dragons. Angie Tanaka has made one of them really, really angry. Angie is running from the Hong Kong police and pays the captain of a fishing boat to take her... anywhere but here. Her only possessions are her grandfather's sword and a fistful of stolen diamonds. When she lands on Shaolong Island she thinks she's made good her escape with her ill-gotten gains. She thinks she's safe. She's heard about Shaolong's dragons but she thinks they are a myth. She doesn't know they can ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 210 Pages (1,457 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jan 30th, 2024

Joan: Drop Dead Diva: (Joan Rivers returns) by Rafal Kudlinski (ITQ MEDIA) 2.7 Stars (17 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Joan Rivers Returns in a book from the other world... It ain't a culinary book, although characters eat a lot of fantastic dishes and dish about celebrities.This is not biography of any kind either. It's full of real data from Joan's life to keep it more close to our hearts and down to earth. Joan was once a comedienne. Due to unfortunate tour of events she crosses over to a new world that seems to be so like ours, but it's not the same. Before afterlife of star treatment she has few more assignments on the menu. With her new pals ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 210 Pages (307 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jan 19th, 2024

Spacejunk! The Hunt for AI by Rebecca Zettl 3.6 Stars (3 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Clumsy, hapless and inexperienced, Syd Hawkes is a far cry from the superstar bounty hunters she aspires to be like. When the galaxy's leading technology conglomerate's new AI is stolen, they call in the best to get it back. Syd is not one of them. But A random coincidence offers her a shot at the contract: her chance to break into the big time. Romping through space in an ancient ship and filled with unwarranted optimism, Syd will encounter fierce competition, weird catastrophes and a strange new friend. But when Syd learns that the ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 165 Pages (4,642 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jan 19th, 2024

Marvelous tales happened in Eudopia by Michel Franzoso 3.7 Stars (4 Reviews)    Price verified 43 minutes ago

Where can you meet companies of adventurers led by gallant prostitutes and ingenious rats? Cross the path of unscrupulous librarians? Or go on vacation with Death? But in the lands of Eudopia, of course. Then enter this fantasy world and experience the hilarious and edge-of-the-grotestine adventures of these unusual heroes. In this first volume you will find the short stories: - When Death takes a Holiday - The librarian's meatloaf - Bana and the magical deck

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 150 Pages (1,809 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jan 11th, 2024

The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen by Rudolf Erich Raspe (E-BOOKARAMA) 4.0 Stars (201 Reviews)    Price verified 53 minutes ago

The stories about Baron Munchausen were first collected and published by an anonymous author in 1781. An English version was published in London in 1785 by Rudolf Erich Raspe as "The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen." It is not clear how much of the story material derives from the Baron himself; however, it is known that the majority of the stories are based on folktales that have been in circulation for many centuries before Munchausen's birth. "The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen" presents a certain ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 173 Pages (1,968 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jan 3rd, 2024

Reckoning Daze by Michael Beaulieu 3.5 Stars (92 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

"An actress is always a starving artist," so says Lindsay Harmon-Foster, a talented but struggling Los Angeles actress in Michael Beaulieu's gripping debut novel, the #1 Amazon best-selling satire Reckoning Daze. Lindsay, 19, a former star of a critically acclaimed but canceled series, is now doing a pilot that might prove to be the role of a lifetime, but her anorexia and other habits could kill her before she's cast for the full series. Although she has long been self-destructive, she's never been more so than now, making her a ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 192 Pages (4,847 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Dec 24th, 2023

Xander Barns Series (Books 1-2-3) by Sarah Tork 4.3 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

ALWAYS WANTED (BOOK 1) If someone were to have told me a year ago, that by the end of this year I was going to break up with Ben my boyfriend of five years and leave my family home to move to a different city to start a new life, I'd have told them they were crazy. There was no way something like that could happen... ever! It did happen. Twenty two year old university drop out Marisa Gellys' relaxed lifestyle takes a turn for the worse when she arrives early at Kyle Matthews' annual Halloween bash to find her boyfriend making out ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 425 Pages (1,213 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Dec 22nd, 2023

Romero: Hollywood Fixer by Jr. Betancourt, Edwin (Edwin Betancourt Jr.) Price verified 5 hours ago

Hiding bodies,twisting the truth, spinning the lies and cleaning the dirty images of Hollywood stars is what has made Jayson Romero the hottest Hollywood Fixer in New Fran City. With the help of his trusty assistant, Anthony Santos, no scandal is too big for Fame Fixer Inc to handle! But when a $5 million bounty is placed on Jayson's life, the snarky Hollywood Fixer will soon have to come face to face with the ghosts from his past. Including the return of his ex-husband and deadly secrets from his own life that he thought he ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 136 Pages (319 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Dec 20th, 2023

Borrowed Time: A Cozy Fantasy Novel (Primetime of Life Book 1) by L.A. Boruff 4.4 Stars (257 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Rowena is a time-traveling witch assassin who is very bad at her job. It's one thing to know I'm a witch. It's an entirely different thing to learn to use my powers. I've always known I was adopted, but it never mattered much until my birth mother died. I inherited her witchy powers and her job -- a time-traveling witch assassin, neither of which I know what to do with. But at least I get a trainer, my birth mother's old friend Arti, and a lazy dragon familiar who is determined to eat all my food and drink all my booze. Now I have ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 164 Pages (2,991 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Dec 19th, 2023

Totlandia: Book 1 (Contemporary Romance): The Onesies - Fall by Josie Brown (Signal Press) 3.5 Stars (1,653 Review)    Price verified 5 hours ago

THIS IS BOOK 1 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES. Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8. IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES: The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children's playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city's ultra-competitive elite, the club's ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club's founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 202 Pages (14 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Dec 17th, 2023

Necessary Evil and the Greater Good: A Mestoph and Leviticus Fiasco by Adam Ingle (The Dead Regime) 4.2 Stars (74 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

For best friends Mestoph and Leviticus the end of the world can't come fast enough. Mestoph is a demon and troublemaker for Hell Industries, while Leviticus is an angel and cubicle jockey for Heaven, Inc. They might be unlikely friends, but they have something in common - they both hate their jobs. Unfortunately for them The End is nowhere in sight. The two take matters into their own hands when they come up with a scheme to get themselves kicked out of the Afterlife. But can they do it without spending an eternity in limbo? Their ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 288 Pages (590 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Dec 16th, 2023

Past Life Strife (Rise of the Discordant Book 1) by Christina McMullen 4.1 Stars (59 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Welcome to Blackbird, a small Midwest town with a big paranormal problem. As an Observer, Seth is tasked with identifying lost souls. An unenviable job under normal circumstances, but the situation takes a turn for the worse when Blackbird's Guardian calls it quits. With no one to take her place, Seth finds himself partnered with Desmond, a powerful and intimidating Warrior, who sees the downtrodden Observer as a liability. Desmond's fears are all but validated when a magical disturbance draws even more Discordant creatures to ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 163 Pages (4,169 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Dec 9th, 2023

Second-Hand Princess (The Second-Hand Princess Series Book 1) by Lorraine J. Anderson 2.6 Stars (165 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

All a princess wants is to be rescued by her prince -- isn't it? Perhaps staying with her dragon wasn't such a bad idea after all... (NOTE: Short story - fantasy humor/farce. This is not meant to be a romance.) Followed by "The Princess At War."

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 28 Pages (574 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Nov 30th, 2023

Greegs & Ladders: An Incredible Journey Through Space And Time by Zack Mitchell (Mitchell Mendlow) 3.2 Stars (448 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Greegs & Ladders is a wildly exciting, experimental, comedic science fiction parody novel about three oddball characters romping around space and time in search of truth and/or justice all while narrowly escaping dangerous space-mazes, savage beasts and angry mobs. Equal parts social satire and fun loving adventure, Greegs promises laughs, a few mildly intelligent and/or interesting observations, & several run-on sentences. You'll also get to find out what the hell Greegs are, and how life on Earth came to be, and the meaning of it ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 248 Pages (709 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Nov 29th, 2023

Ye Olde Magick Shoppe (The Roshaven Series) by Claire Buss (CB Visions) 4.0 Stars (67 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

An unwanted magick shoppe has appeared in Roshaven and is causing havoc. Ned Spinks, Chief Thief-Catcher, and his second-in-command, Jenni the sprite, have been ordered to encourage the magick shoppe to move on. But the shopkeeper pulls a fast one and strands Ned and Jenni in the middle of nowhere. With a dragon. They must get back to Roshaven as quickly as possible and deal with the magick shoppe before it causes any more chaos. If you enjoy reading humorous fantasy like Terry Pratchett's Discworld then you'll love Ye Olde ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 24 Pages (2,944 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Nov 27th, 2023

The Ballerina, the Gymnast, and the Yoga Master by RJ Silver 3.8 Stars (35 Reviews)    Price verified 43 minutes ago

A billionaire playboy uses his vast wealth to pursue fantasy-based relationships with women, most recently a ballerina, a gymnast, and a yoga master. Unfortunately, every time he obtains his fantasy, it evaporates on him in hilarious fashion. It takes an accidental encounter with Anna, a chocoholic poet, to show him the true meaning of love.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 41 Pages (254 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Nov 22nd, 2023

Two Zeros and The Library of Doom! (Gil's Grimoire Book 1) by Eric Bonkowski (Penny Dreadful Publications) 4.0 Stars (25 Reviews)    Price verified 49 minutes ago

Written as a short introduction to the wild world of the Zeros, "Two Zeros and The Library of Doom!" is a novella of two heroes who took a job that sounded so easy. Gil Abercrombie and his new partner Dylan accept a simple job rescuing an aged caretaker at an abandoned sanatorium called Callowleigh. Soon, their quick task becomes a nightmare as our heroes find themselves trapped and fighting for their lives. Alone in a haunted mansion, Gil and Dylan struggle against otherworld forces as they search for the old caretaker who may be ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 172 Pages (357 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Nov 13th, 2023

Shopping for a Baby's First Christmas (Shopping for a Billionaire Series Book 11) by Julia Kent 4.5 Stars (735 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

My mother wants all her kids and grandkids to spend Christmas Eve at her house and wake up on Christmas morning together. Sounds reasonable, right? And it would be. If it weren't my mother. My husband, Declan, is protesting any involvement, though he's openly intrigued by the idea of claiming his territory by having sex in my childhood bed. And by intrigued, I mean a series of really hot suggestions that make me whimper when I have to say no. Wait-why am I saying no, again? Mom has turned her house into a Christmas showcase ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 161 Pages (1,583 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Nov 1st, 2023

Feisty (The Do-Over Series) by Julia Kent 4.5 Stars (898 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

I'm not to proud to admit that finding Mr. Right involves swiping right. Right? Welcome to dating in avocado toastland. Here I am, on my first blind date, ever, courtesy of a smartphone app and my two annoying best friends. So what is Chris "Fletch" Fletcher doing, walking across the room, looking at his phone like he's pattern matching a picture to find a real person he's never met before? Oh. Oh, no. The guy I drop-kicked in seventh grade cannot be my blind date. The guy who earned me this infernal nickname. That's ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 284 Pages (2,791 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Sep 20th, 2023

Existential Terror and Breakfast by M.P. Fitzgerald (Satan Approved) 4.1 Stars (26 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 90 days. Also pancakes, there are pancakes. Malcolm Steadman is a completely average everyman whose life goal is to fit in. This is too much to ask for. Especially considering that he is also prone to paralyzing panic attacks triggered by everything from burnt toast to boredom. Can he win out against the mundane? Can he face the absurd? Author of the cult hit, A Happy Bureaucracy series, comes M.P. Fitzgerald's philosophical anti-novel. Bleakly funny in all of the wrong places, ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 354 Pages (1,732 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Aug 23rd, 2023

Hilda the Wicked Witch by Paul Kater (Alexandria Publising Group) 3.6 Stars (117 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

A fairy-land witch is transported to our world as a mishap makes a spell blow up in her face and mirror. The journey home is one filled with struggle, problems and many misunderstandings.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 54 Pages (807 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Aug 18th, 2023

The Housewife Assassin's Handbook (Housewife Assassin Series, Book 1) by Josie Brown 4.1 Stars (12,528 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Murder, suspense, sex--and some handy household tips. IN BOOK 1 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK: Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one -- and it happens to be government-sanctioned. But Donna earned it the hard way. Her husband was killed the day she delivered their third child. To avenge her husband's murder, Donna leads a secret life: as an assassin. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to that old adage, "Honey, I'm home... " If you love addictive unputdownable dark ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jul 24th, 2023

Beyond Dead: An Afterlife Adventures Novel (A Paranormal Ghost Cozy Mystery Series Book 1) by Jordaina Sydney Robinson (Shark Week Deadly Publishing) 4.2 Stars (2,210 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

****Currently being adapted for TV **** Bridget Sway is newly dead. And confused. Instead of cloud cars and harp-playing cherubs, the afterlife is working a full-time job that doesn't pay and a heinous communal living situation with housemates who have no concept of privacy or personal space. As if that wasn't bad enough, on her first day at work Bridget finds a murdered ghost stuffed in her locker. With the afterlife police looking to pin the murder on Bridget, her new best friend and ex-PI, Sabrina, suggests they solve the ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 360 Pages (3,351 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jul 13th, 2023

The Baby and the Batman: a very short story (Baby Claire Story Snack Book 2) by H. L. Burke 4.3 Stars (27 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

A toddler attempts to negotiate the perfect Halloween costume in spite of her limited communication skills. A short story, only about 1000 words Contains a sample chapter of the author's novella "Thaddeus Whiskers and the Dragon."

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 15 Pages (1,755 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jul 10th, 2023

The Old Man at the End of the World: Bite No. 1 by AK Silversmith 4.1 Stars (511 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

The end is nigh... and Gerald Stockwell-Poulter has had quite enough of it already. Pesky business altogether. All this hiding and running about. Makes Brexit look like a doddle. After 87 largely well-behaved years as a model citizen, less than four hours into the 'zompocalypse' and he has already killed a neighbour, rescued a moody millennial drug dealer and forged an unlikely allegiance with a giant ginger Scotsman. And it isn't even tea time. Join Gerald as he and his newfound allies navigate the post-apocalyptic English ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jun 22nd, 2023

My Best Mistake: A Women's Fiction Novel of Courage and Comedy (My Best Series Book 1) by Carole Wolfe 4.3 Stars (215 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Everybody wants something from her. She's just looking for a little peace and quiet... Tired mother Tasha Gerome wishes she weren't such a mess. With a deadbeat ex-husband hounding her for cash, a house so bad the cleaning service quit, and a rich doctor falsely accusing her of writing him poor reviews, she's desperate for anything to go right. And when she's completely ignored at a speed-dating event, she fears she'll never get herself together. As her drunken former spouse continues to dog her and embarrasses the kids in public, ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jun 13th, 2023

Women in Love (Grapevine Press) by D H Lawrence (Grapevine India) 3.8 Stars (1,295 Review)    Price verified one hour ago

D. H. Lawrence declared in Women in Love, his masterpiece that presaged the erotic consciousness of the 20th century, "Let us hesitate no longer to state that the sensual passions and mysteries are equally sacred with the spiritual mysteries and passions." Gudrun and Ursula Brangwen, two sisters, serve as the main characters' eyes as Lawrence examines love, sex, passion, and marriage. The two very different sisters pursue passionate, scorching adventures with their lovers, Rupert and Gerald, while looking for more mature emotional ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 652 Pages (870 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 29th, 2023

The Girl Who Was Always Single: A Short Horror Story for the Dating App Age by S.M. Perlow 3.6 Stars (21 Reviews)    Price verified 53 minutes ago

Amy hasn't had a serious boyfriend in years, and all her dating apps aren't helping. Vampires, gunslingers, and... sharks -- Amy's dark and twisted imagined explanations for her bad luck provide some comfort. But as the relationship disappointments mount and the coincidences pile up, she can't help wondering: Could the worst of her made-up explanations be more real than fiction?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 32 Pages (4,465 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 21st, 2023

What's French for WTF?: A Sitcom-Style Novella Set in Paris (Broads Abroad Book 1) by Gwen Ellery (Night Bloom) 3.3 Stars (184 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Fans of sitcoms with lovably faulted characters will love this novella about two sisters and four friends stranded in Paris. A complete story at 23,000 words. Down and out in Paris never felt so fine. Follow two sisters and four friends during their comic adventures in the City of Light. In this first sitcom of their series, Fern must call on her intervention skills to persuade her guy-crazy roommate Kimi to lay off a potential user. But what's really going on behind closed doors, and does it have anything to do with Fern's newly ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 78 Pages (1,354 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: May 8th, 2023

The Climax Ordinance by Seth Kinstle Price verified 3 hours ago

Get ready to have a taste of what it's like to have every experience you possibly can. As you go from one dream to the next not knowing what's going to happen or who's in control. You'll be sure to get your mind boggled in this extremity of what it's like to have a psychological climax. When anything can happen and there are no rules, it makes for a interesting take on what it is to be alive. So reach the end of the climax in your brain and make the decision to give it a try. Because as far as you know you might be in for the climax ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 60 Pages (3,409 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Apr 18th, 2023

Ravensdale (That Scoundrel Émile Dubois) by Lucinda Elliot 3.2 Stars (155 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

When the disgraced earl turned highwayman Reynaud Ravensdale becomes fascinated by the hoydenish Isabella Murray, she agrees to elope with him, on the condition that he helps her to become a highwaywoman. Isabella's parents want to marry her off to Ravensdale's cousin, the next in line to the title, while she suspects that he knows more about the killing which led to Reynaud Ravensdale's disgrace than he cares to admit. Isabella plans to carry out a few Robin Hood type raids with Reynaud, and then to escape abroad. That is, if it ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 327 Pages (3,503 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Apr 15th, 2023

Let's Get Serious: Let's Get Funny Fiction by Maureen Reil 3.4 Stars (193 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

What should you do when your boyfriend wants to propose live on air? Should you a) confess up front that you're already married before the cameras are in your face and risk losing him, because you never meant to lie but you never mentioned it either. On the other hand, b) try to avoid being alone with him (ever again) so that he will not get the opportunity to ambush you with a surprise engagement ring. Or c) play along with it and accept his offer of marriage and that leaves option d) which stands for divorce, which is what you ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 145 Pages (1,553 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Mar 3rd, 2023

Soul Bonds are a Witch by Bethany Hoeflich 3.8 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 53 minutes ago

Victoria Blackwell is known as the 'magical dud of the coven,' but she's confident she can handle anything the High Priestess throws at her. She hadn't counted on being soul bonded to a cobra... *Soul Bonds is a short story set in the same universe as Reluctant Familiar*

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 19 Pages (4,093 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Jan 23rd, 2023

Completions and Connections: A New Beginnings Novella by Kathryn R. Biel 4.1 Stars (164 Reviews)    Price verified 43 minutes ago

Christine's list of resolutions contains many clichés. Try something new. Buy a pair of heels. Get a promotion. Fall in love. Seems simple, especially when Christine meets Patrick, the man who could be Mr. Right. He's got the right credentials: a job, a sense of humor, a love of all things Indiana Jones, and best of all, he's actually taller than Christine. But busy schedules take over and gets in the way of Patrick and Christine's budding romance. Life interferes, as it has a way of doing, and Christine wants to throw in the ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 69 Pages (963 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Dec 4th, 2022

The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand: A Dip into the Byblos Foretold Novaplex by M.E. Meegs (Lycophos Press) 3.4 Stars (8 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole -- intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice -- puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper -- or, at least, further down... Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story recounts yet another skirmish in the age-old ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 18 Pages (3,198 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Dec 3rd, 2022

Rocket Man: Master Of The Universe by Yoel Bereket 4.8 Stars (16 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Ruling North Korea has lost its appeal for Kim Jong-un. Missile mayhem, executing minions, or hanging out with basketball legend Dennis Rodman can't lift his mood... What's a poor dictator gonna do? Tapping into Kim's superhero alter ego, a group of terrified generals think they may have the answer. Who is going to stand in their way? Not best buddy Dennis Rodman, who is determined not to miss out on any intergalactic joyride, if he does not foul things up. In a race against time... Can these two outsized personalities keep their ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 64 Pages (1,201 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Nov 14th, 2022

The Quest for Juice: A Deeply-Weird and Serious Dark Comedy to Make You Laugh and Think (Paranoia Book 1) by Jonathan-David Jackson 3.8 Stars (107 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

In a world of conspiracies, one man will risk everything for his favorite beverage. "One of the strangest books I have read for a long time. Loved it." - Amazon Customer Oscar has always lived a life of quiet paranoia, but now everything is changing. Suddenly, the bus is frequently late, his housekeys won't fit in the lock, and someone has taken his juice, which was the one thing holding his life together. "... near impossible to put down." - Terry Doherty He strikes back against the people behind it all, but when he strikes too ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 237 Pages (2,890 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Nov 2nd, 2022

A Bite in Afghanistan: Sharp Investigations Prequel Novella by E. N. Crane 4.5 Stars (65 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

So... We aren't allowed in Afghanistan anymore. Specialist Cynthia Sharp and her partner, Sgt. Winnifred Pupperson, have been assigned a special mission. A mission that will likely cause an international incident and get her barred from an entire country. A Bite in Afghanistan is the prequel novel to the upcoming full-length Barking for Business, featuring Cyn Sharp and Winnie solving mysteries in their own community. But before she gets discharged, find out why she is no longer welcome in the Middle East. Sign-up for my email ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 133 Pages (1,102 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Oct 26th, 2022

Secrets and Pies - a Cat's Tale: Prequel or Bonus Story (Milly's Magical Midlife) by Janet Butler Male 4.1 Stars (68 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

In the late 1950s, Saphira - a magical talking cat - lives in an English castle with pretty witch Ella. But all is not well. Ella's husband has lost all their money, and the butler stole her magic. Saphira wants to put things right. But things go from bad to worse when a pie tycoon is murdered. And Ella's husband might be the next victim. Born centuries ago, Saphira has never put a paw wrong and needs to solve the murder to save her reputation - and a life. You'll love this witty short story if you enjoy zany paranormal mysteries ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 55 Pages (1,407 KB) / Lending: Not Enabled / Added: Oct 24th, 2022

The Old Folks At Home: Warehouse Them or Leave Them on the Ice Floe by Barry Friedman (978-0-557-52181-4) 4.2 Stars (101 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Henry and Harriet Callins, having discovered that all that glitters is not Golden Age, move into Restful Bowers, a community for seniors. It has all the amenities anyone would want, plus a Care Center and Assisted Living facility, their umbrella. Henry attends meetings, where problems are solved by planning more meetings. For Henry's fellow residents, the big event each day is waiting for the mailman. They enhance their wealth by scraping off the nickels and dimes that come in charity solicitation letters. Harriet lives in a world ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x] / Length: 146 Pages (309 KB) / Lending: Enabled / Added: Aug 21st, 2022