The Blood Red Snowman And Other Horror Flash Fiction by Auctor Trevel (1 Review)    Price verified 4 minutes ago

A crimson colored snowman standing all alone by an old shack. Monsters that lurk in all sorts of dark corners. Magic and science gone horribly wrong. Murder and mayhem coalescing sometimes into darkly comical punchlines. These fifteen flash fiction horror stories demonstrate how horror and dark comedy can be so short yet also so effectively terrifying and hilarious. This small flash fiction collection is a gruesome and sometimes gruesomely funny sampler of how Auctor Trevel can experiment with horror with fewer than a thousand words ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Trouble with Girls by Kirk Adams (4 Reviews)    Price verified 4 minutes ago

Eric Eules is in trouble -- always. The sixth-grade graduate has a big problem -- and it isn't just that Woodland Hills neighborhood guru Burnout pushes him down a hippie path he can't possibly travel. Eric's problem is that he's at war with nearly every woman in his life at the very moment he has grown to desire nothing more than the love of one girl. That is, his mother assigns him never-ending chores, his aunt taunts him as a male chauvinist piglet, and his sisters protest his frequent tinkling on the toilet seat. Most of all, he ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

ZOMBIES!!!!! or Tips and Tricks for Surviving the Coming Zompocalypse... (Anno Zombus - Year 1) by Dave Rowlands (26 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

The end of the world is nigh, are you prepared? If the answer is "no" then this handbook is for you... Reading this will grant a 50% resistance to zombie infection

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Ring of the Lord: DREG by Terry Ravenscroft (Razzamatazz Publications) (21 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

A novel of the Netherworld so fantastical that even aficianados of fantasy novels will be hard pressed to believe it. Our story begins 7000 years ago in the Middle-earth shire of Dreg. From there, in a last ditch effort to prevent certain death at the hands of the Dark Lord for all who dwell in Dreg, Draybweevil, eldest son of Chief Tunnbledemere, accompanied by seven of the chief's loyal subjects, Arselow, N'Safety, Teasmade, Rolldeoll, Ovoz, Bargains, and Dildo Boggins, pass through a portal to Nottingham, England in the year 2016. ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

MYTHS by Erika Price (English Prime Press) (34 Reviews)    Price verified 30 minutes ago

Hera was a gorgeous megab*tch, but she was fantastic at Scrabble. Aphrodite was just jealous. Salome was a Toddler in a Tiara, Athena was cute in a spunky, Ellen Page kinda way, and Scheherazade was an attention-starved blogger. Persephone and Hades were only on a trial separation. Pandora just opened the box because she was hella bored. In this short story collection by Erika Price (author of Corpus Callosum), gods and goddesses from bygone eras are reimagined as hilarious contemporary analogues and released on a hapless modern ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Roasts and Toasts Stolen from the All-Time Great Comedians: A Book of Revelations by Steffy Sota (Numeracy Press) (4 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

I am a ghost writer. After heart valve replacement surgery in August of 2004, I suffered a small stroke and slipped into a coma. I died from surgical complications on October 5, 2004, in Westwood, California at the age of 82. In life, I wore a rumpled suit with one hand perpetually loosening my trademark red necktie. I took the stage as a hapless, self-deprecating Everyman slapped around by life and searching in vain for acceptance. After seeing the Francis Ford Coppola movie The Godfather in 1972, I came up with a new angle that ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Where The River Takes You (Greyson Gap: A Small Town Series Book 1) by Sophie Sinclair (49 Reviews)    Price verified 4 minutes ago

Perfectionist event planner Blakely Mayfield screws up when a food poisoning debacle puts her career on the line. Battling bad press and her business partner's "suggestion" to take a sabbatical, Blakely doesn't think twice when her best friend offers up her mountain retreat in idyllic Greyson Gap, NC. Armed with the task of stepping out of her comfort zone by her therapist, Blakely quickly realizes that fresh mountain air, roommate chore charts, and Tucker Greyson, the annoyingly handsome housemate she didn't bargain for, might not ...

Genre: Humor & Satire