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Cuckoo's Nest: Volume Two in 'The Cuckoo' series (The Comedies) by K. L. Smith 4.2 Stars (400 Reviews)    Price verified 44 minutes ago

Volume two in 'The Cuckoo' series. Sarah Pemberton's back, raising hell and wreaking havoc. Despite desperately trying to be the demure lady of the manor, things don't quite go to plan. Armed with her ever faithful troop, they have to batten down the hatches and keep the intruders from the gate. What can you do when people try to break you? Don't take things lying down! Restoring a rundown hotel is stressful enough, having your arch enemy move in next door is a recipe for disaster. Add to the mix the discovery of a secret locked door that holds its own puzzles and mysteries, and you get a whole shed load of fun! If you have a wicked sense of humour, this is the book for you. Sequel to 'Flight of the Cuckoo'.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 241 Pages (364 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 23rd, 2024

ReejecttIIon - a number two by Daniel Clausen 3.9 Stars (23 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

By reading ReejecttIIon, it's likely you'll discover: colorful short stories, funny flash fiction, hilarious cartoons, riveting reviews, wondrous anagrams and other assorted skits and titbits of under-achieving literary genius. If you're lucky, you might come across sci-fi tales about the privatization of words, horror stories about hair and ruminations on indie writing. It's also possible that you'll find commentary on the hazards of greedy literary agents and stories about washed up movie directors who receive financial backing from space aliens. Publisher's Meekly calls it: "a thought-provoking fable about technological hubris and the hazards of bioengineering." (*This may or may not be referring to Jurassic Park and not ReejecttIIon.) Reader's Indigestion says: "this book quietly stands as one of the most powerful statements of the Civil Rights movement." (*This may or may not actually refer to To Kill a Mockingbird and not ReejecttIIon.) But why not read this seriously comical scattergun book and see what you can discover about ReejecttIIon for yourself?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 128 Pages (1,133 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 23rd, 2024

Valentined (Essie Cobb Senior Sleuth Mysteries Book 3) by Patricia Rockwell (Cozy Cat Press) 4.2 Stars (53 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

It's Valentine's Day and most women would be thrilled to receive a card from a secret admirer. Not so, ninety-year-old Essie Cobb, one of the star residents of the Happy Haven Assisted Living Facility. When Essie finds an over-the-top, flowery, valentine from an unknown individual in her mailbox, she goes into detective mode. Who could this person be? Why would they send her such a card? Essie is determined to find out, even if she has to ask for help from her three friends--Opal, Marjorie, and Fay. When Essie's snooping takes a dangerous turn, she finds herself thrust into the middle of a police investigation. Will Essie help the police solve this Valentine's Day mystery or will she strike out on her own against an unknown foe who has anything but romance in mind?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 256 Pages (542 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 23rd, 2024

The Complete Guide to Being Evil by Laura Stephenson 4.2 Stars (13 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Youth, magic, and a luxurious Manhattan apartment, Kalara has it all. She's a classic evoker--hurling fire, ice, and electricity is her specialty. As her father always said, the classics are important. Meet Whitcomb, a powerful necromancer who doesn't want anyone discovering he's selling the souls of the dead who go through his funeral home. Kalara finds out he's also a mage, and lets him know they have that in common in an endeavor to network. His response is an attempt to teleport her into the Hudson River, and it almost works. Scared for her life, she elicits the help of a devil. Enter Evander, son of a devil. He's fresh from failing his final diablerie test, and making a deal with a mortal would save him from disgrace. He has Kalara sign an overly fair contract: in return for borrowing his power for five days, she has to give him a heart from one of his enemies so he can eat it and grow stronger. If she fails to deliver the heart, he eats Kalara's instead.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 265 Pages (927 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 23rd, 2024

Love and Muddy Puddles (A Coco and Charlie Franks Novel Book 1) by Cecily Anne Paterson 4.4 Stars (994 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Crazy twins, a grumpy horse, and a boy next door. In all the chaos of her family's move to the country, how will Coco find out who her real friends are? Thirteen year old fashionista Coco Franks has finally made it into the popular group when her dad decides to move the whole family to live on a farm so they can 'bond'. Social death is looming, her shoes are covered in mud and all Coco wants to do is get herself back to her city friends. After all, things can't get any worse, right? It'll take a boy with no dress sense and totally hick boots, and a contrary horse called Cupcake to bring Coco to her senses. But it might just be too little, too late. _______________________________ Love and Muddy Puddles is humorous realistic YA fiction aimed at readers aged 10-14 and horse lovers everywhere. Set in Australia, this clean teen romance is a funny and inspiring story of how a horse - and a change of perspective and heart - can change a young person's life. Love and Muddy Puddles is the first book in the Coco and Charlie Franks Series. It is the third novel by Australian writer Cecily Anne Paterson. Her first novel, Invisible, also a clean, realistic story for girls and teenagers, was called an 'exquisitely written story' by Publisher's Weekly reviewer of teenage fiction, and was a semifinalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Awards in 2014. If you love stories about twins, horses, the Aussie bush, or a girl who just can't figure stuff out, this is for you. Charlie Franks is A-OK is the sequel to Love and Muddy Puddles.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 240 Pages
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 23rd, 2024

Weird Yuletide Tales Volume Three by Scott F Neve Price verified 3 hours ago

*Collection of thrilling and funny Christmas short stories! The two lowly Detroit University dropouts had stirred themselves up to give one last big party before the New Year. They had failed all of their classes. They knew that they would have to move back home in disgrace before next week. They just couldn't tell their rich girlfriends the truth. Instead of paying the rent on their loft, they used the last of their pooled money to buy booze and snacks. Their neighbors hated the two young men's loud music, so they acted stealthy as they prepared for the big blow out on Christmas Eve. The two dudes got drunk and stole a Christmas tree from a tiny lot in the big city. The weary attendant dressed as St. Nick had fallen asleep at his post. They also tried to take the cash box, but the old man was hugging it to his chest and he would not let go. The old man woke up as he spied the pair of tree thieves making their hasty getaway. Instead of shouting for the police, the ancient bearded elf shouted to the foolish young men, "Each Christmas tree is a blessing to all who buy them. But for thieves, the blessing becomes reversed into a curse. You will be the eyewitnesses as your favorite things vanish from your lives."

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 45 Pages (1,457 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 22nd, 2024

Trixie's Last Date with The Boogeyman by David-Matthew Barnes (Blue Dasher Press) Price verified 9 hours ago

A Southern belle named Trixie Howard is intent on surviving a date from Hell in a desperate attempt to no longer be single. This comedic short play features roles for two women and one man. All characters are in their 20's.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 12 Pages (1,517 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 22nd, 2024

Hot Mess Hero by Alton Bock 5.0 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Lydia Bellafemine's life is a masterclass in organized chaos - a mother-of-four who artfully balances her life as a homemaker with a part-time job at a local college. Then, a fateful date night with her husband changes everything. Exposed to a mysterious creature, Lydia finds herself with extraordinary powers and an unexpected fate: becoming the world's first superhero! Now, instead of saving cats from trees, she has to grapple with a grizzled Air Force General bent on using her powers to do the government's dirty work. Add to that her increasingly needy children, the perpetual disappointment of her mother and sister, and discovering her husband's sudden and inexplicable allergy to her touch, Lydia's life spirals out of control. Will she be able to find work-life balance? Or will her family's resentment, her husband's illness, and the media's fixation with her backside in tights drive her to the breaking point?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 261 Pages (673 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 22nd, 2024

Ghosts in The Wings by David Dabling 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Newlyweds Liana and Dylan move into their first apartment. It is a furnished apartment with appliances, furniture, and a ghost. They were not planning on the ghost. Not afraid of ghosts they arrange to share the apartment. They are the managers of the apartment building and soon discover they have more than one ghost in the building. Rather than flee in panic they concentrate on helping their ghostly friends transition to a better place. This tongue in cheek ghost story will not scare anyone. It will bring many a smile and a few chuckles.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 205 Pages (607 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 20th, 2024

The Oblivious Billionaire: A Romantic Comedy About a Forgetful Billionaire (Misbehaving Billionaires Book 2) by Kristy Tate 4.4 Stars (470 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

How can you know where you're going if you can't remember where you've been? Charlie Monson has spent her entire life pining over Kirk Palmer. In fact, she chose to be a nurse just so she could work beside him at Laguna Beach's Mission Hospital. Zach Walden has lost seven years of his life. He can't remember leaving his football career or creating the Wonder Weight Loss app that has supposedly made him a billionaire. And worse, he can't remember his fiancee, the beautiful Eva Caron. Retrograde amnesia, it's just one of the things Zach has to learn to deal with. But all he wants to study is the charming nurse who saved him, Charlie Monson. Unfortunately, Zach has a life that includes a cast of friends and foes demanding his attention and he not only has to relearn their names -- he also has to come to terms with who he thought he was and who he's become. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks she's in love with Dr. Kirk Palmer, but the more time she spends with Zach, the more she learns that maybe she's the one who needs to wake up and recognize what real love looks like. Hilarious and yet thought-provoking, The Oblivious Billionaire will charm romantic comedy fans. The Oblivious Billionaire is the second book in The Misbehaving Billionaire Series, but both novels can be read independently. Buy The Oblivious Billionaire for a fun beach read with a smart and strong female main character and a forgetful hero. Here's praise for the first book in the series, The Billionaire's Beagle. * This is an enjoyable read about Letty and Wes. When Letty first meets Wes, she thinks he's just a beach bum. He doesn't enlighten her, lol. Letty despises liars because her father is in prison right now. When his grandfather has to go away for treatment, he tells Wes he's going to move into the hotel and work every position and take care of his beagle, Betty. Hijinks ensue and someone ends up stealing Betty. Will they find her before grandfather returns? Will Wes be able to keep Letty in his ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 204 Pages (2,597 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 19th, 2024

War and Peace in Dodge by David Kurtz (New Brevet Publications) 5.0 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Middle America, the 1940s: a war begins and rages. Young Johnny Smith sees it all, from the opening salvos to the dramatic, explosive conclusion, the biggest family feud ever to hit the small town of Dodge. It splits apart not only a family, but a whole community, dividing east and west. As Johnny eagerly engages his nefarious double-aunt godmother Aunt Hilde, whom he labels "AH," (and who, he swears, has a mustache, small, squarish and black) under the auspices of first his Aunt Winnie, then his Uncle Frank and finally his own dad Harry, the stakes rise higher and higher. The war is for the unity of the family, and then the leadership of the town, with consequences far beyond, leading Johnny to search for hope and wonder whether or not they would even survive the darkness of those days. From the first Blitzkrieg to the Battle of Britain and Pearl Harbor, to the great responses of Operation Torch and Normandy, culminating in the Battle of the Bulge and the dropping of The Bomb, and more, the whole war of the family feud is seen and experienced by Johnny. While it parallels something far more historic and well-known, to 11-year-old Johnny it is home and family, so it is everything.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 258 Pages (473 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 19th, 2024

Bionic Punchline (Flash Fiction Month) by Damon L. Wakes 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 11 hours ago

What do a squeamish torturer, an intelligent zombie, a newspaper-phobic superhero and Genghis Khan have in common? They're all in this book, and their stories were all written for Flash Fiction Month 2014. With one story for each and every day of July--and a humourous analysis of the event--there's something for everyone here. "I have no problem with this, nor any useful comments!" ~Jasper Fforde

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 108 Pages (503 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 18th, 2024

Death Ray Butterfly (Rays and Nights Book 2) by Tom Lichtenberg 3.1 Stars (16 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Inspector Stanley Mole doesn't mind a hard case, but things have gotten out of hand. There's a killer who escapes to a parallel universe, a 20,000 year old murder, a witness to her own death, a toddler assassin, subatomic-particle sniffing butterflies, and much, much more. This time it's not just his reputation that's on the line. This time it's more than personal.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 72 Pages (340 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 16th, 2024
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