Prose Comics, Volume Two: A Conservative Comic Book Company, Just Without the Drawings by Shmuel Breban Price verified 2 hours ago

Hello, and welcome to Prose Comics! Have comics gotten just a tad too liberal for you? Then you've come to the right place. Okay, you might be in the right place. See, there are no drawings in this thing. No, wait. Please don't leave. Thanks for sticking around. This volume is filled with the types of titles and characters that could be in a comic book universe, you just don't have to pay four bucks for ten minutes of reading, and you won't have liberal propaganda shoved down your throat. You will have conservative propaganda shoved down your throat. Just kidding. Sorta. Prose Comics does lean right, but many of our stories are not all that political. Some are, others are not. And all of the stories are clean, but some are mildly offensive. Anyway, the point is that you won't have to deal with hippie nonsense. Okay. Here's what's in Volume Two: WHATEVER-MAN, WORLD'S LAZIEST SUPERHERO Wade Emerson is fifteen years old, and like his father All Star, he's practically invulnerable, but he's also the laziest superpowered individual in the entire world. However, his psychiatrist and the FBI have concocted an offer that Wade might not be able to refuse. SUPER SYNDICATE: TEEN CINDYS The Super Syndicate don't only battle villains. They're also up against divorce, family feuds and old age. They get by with a little help from their kids. L.A.'s two superhero teams, Super Syndicate and Empire Elite, are led by bickering brothers. Marco and Vincenzo Poletti have been going at it ever since the retirement of their dad, Angel Andy, and they've split his legendary Syndicate Empire team into two. But their father's dying wish forced the brothers to work together to correct his gravest error. The fallout from Volume One is exacerbated when a group of villains begins to pick off heroes one-by-one, and the Syndicate finds themselves in the crosshairs. A dead hero may be the Syndicate's last hope. Also, the Syndicate and Elite are training the Teen Cindys ...

Genre: Political