A Walk in the Woods and Other Short Stories: Including Phil the Bath, Pig Tales, The Boy in the Picture, Strange Adventures and Even Stranger Yarns. by Graham Watkins (5 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

An enjoyable collection of twenty-one short stories that will make you smile, wonder about human nature and stifle a giggle. From the absurd to the thought provoking, the past to the present, this eclectic anthology of original tales takes an irreverent look at life, pokes a stick at officialdom and explores the daft side of our existence. Such as: • Tom Wellies takes a Bath - A gentle story involving a length of string, a pair of Wellington boots and boundless optimism. • A Walk in the Woods - It starts in the present but becomes a mystical journey into the past. • I Blame Spud - A tale with a twist of a night out, a train ride and unexpected consequences. • The Boy in the Picture - The narrative of a growing child with an ancient aunt and a photograph above the fireplace. And more: • The Man Who Never Was - The saga of an imaginary character made so famous that his obituary made the news. • The Mart - Carwyn and Jean go shopping but do they buy Thomas the Turkey or will they escape the brutish bird. • Scrumpy - An adventure that begins with a wheelbarrow full of apples. What could possibly go wrong? • The Reckoning - A diary, a year goes past before an annual accounting; Victorian life laid bare. • A Quiet Time in Carmarthenshire - He booked the holiday cottage; to escape and relax, away from his manic life. It was the picture of the dog lounging in the road that clinched it. These are just a few of the stories told in this compendium of tales.

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Epic collection of TEXT FAILS | Insults and Dirty Autocorrects | by N P Price verified 3 hours ago

Collection of TEXT FAILS

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Kindled Hearts: A Small Town, Best Friend's Brother Romance (Ember Hollow Romance Book 1) by Abbey Easton (Peridot Publishing LLC) (16 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

There's a serial killer in Ember Hollow. Lark Meadows survived him once, but he'll burn it all down to get her back. After my best friend was murdered in her bed, I ran from Ember Hollow and never looked back. But nine years later, I'm forced to return to my small town and run into the last person I expected, Reid Ramsey. He's a local Private Investigator now... and my best friend's big brother. Reid has always been a protector, watching out for the ones he loves. As we grow closer, it's clear how broken he is. He couldn't save his little sister all those years ago and the guilt crushed him. Bonded through tragedy, an unexpected spark ignites between us. The burn is slow, but bright and consuming. As we lead each other on the path toward healing, disaster strikes again when a girl goes missing. Desperate to find her before it's too late, Reid and I will stop at nothing to discover the truth. The closer we come to solving the case, and the danger escalates, dark shadows from my past finally catch up to me. This time... I don't know if I'll make it out of this town alive. Kindled Hearts is the book one in a small town, suspenseful romance series. Each book in the Ember Hollow world stands alone, but are connected by the Ramsey brothers. Follow each brother as they heal past wounds and find their happily ever after! **All Ember Hollow Romances have plenty of sizzling kisses and intimacy, but the spice is not explicit.

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Hating Men: A Book of Revelations by Steffy Sota (Numeracy Press) Price verified 6 hours ago

Patriarchy is a society manufactured and controlled by males--The Fatherland. A society in which every legitimate institution is entirely in the hands of males and a few selected henchwomen. A society that is characterized by oppression, repression, depression, narcissism, cruelty, racism, classism, ageism, speciesism, objectification, sadomasochism, necrophilia, and the rest -- a joyless society ruled by the Godfather, the Son, and Unholy Ghost; a society fixated on proliferation, purgation, and perversion -- bent on the ultimate destruction of all life. Ours is an anti-female society -- a misogynistic "civilization" in which men collectively victimize women attacking us as a personification of men's own paranoid fears, as The Enemy. Within our society it is men who rape, who sap women's energy, and who deny women economic and political power. I hate them.

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Alarm!: Chapter Book for Kids 6 to 12 (Internet Joe Kid Detective Mysteries 3) by Kenny Kings (Hoosier Chapter Books) (6 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Chapter Book for Children Aged 6 to 12+ Internet Joe continues his career as a kid detective. This book is about a boy named Internet Joe who solves mysteries at his school and in other places. In this third book, our hero solves the mystery of the alarm. He learns that things are not always what they seem! The book teaches children good morals and how to solve mysteries. It also teaches children to be nice to each other.

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Uma and Bella: The Bee-utiful Garden by Bethany Bauerle (7 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Join Uma on a magical adventure that turns fear into friendship! In the enchanting Magical Meadow, Uma the unicorn loves adventures with her friends by the chocolate river and through the Cotton Candy Forest. But an exciting idea to visit the Rainbow Village brings Uma face-to-face with her biggest fear -- bees! Her journey takes a twist when she meets Bella, a friendly bee who shows Uma the wonders of the Flower Fields. From learning about pollination to discovering the origins of honey, Uma realizes that bees aren't to be feared; they're essential to the meadow's beauty!With each new flower, Uma's fear turns to fascination, proving that curiosity and kindness can transform fears into unforgettable friendships. Uma and Bella: The Bee-utiful Garden is a heartwarming tale of bravery and discovery, perfect for young readers who love magic, adventure, and a bit of learning along the way.

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Cold Blooded Love: A Sandy Banks Romance Novel by Jenni Meyer (2 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Some ex boyfriends just won't go away! Sofia is a fiercely independent woman who has met the man of her dreams, Mason. He's everything she dreamed he would be, with a dash of caveman. All Sofia wants to do is fall in love and live happily ever after. Mason has found the love of his life, a love that is being threatened everyday by Sofia's ex. Sofia's independence, life and happily ever after are in jeopardy when she discovers she is being stalked. Her ex boyfriend isn't as eager to move on. As Sofia's past catches up with her, Mason struggles to keep his sanity intact while trying to keep them safe. Together they find a way to be each other's everything.

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Bayou Bishops : Book 1, 2, and 3 Set by Lucian Bane (139 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

In the swamps of Louisiana, The Bishop and The Twelve are the law. When Bishop rescues Beth, a woman beaten half to death by sex traffickers, he learns the dirty Roulette MC are connected. Ready to judge these land demons, he lures them into the swamp with an illegal arms deal, planning to hide every last one until they give up their guilty. While his blood boils with plans of vengeance, he uncovers secrets about her family. And amidst all his schemes of war, Beth wages one of her own, making him burn for everything he's sworn off. He needs to make her his, but Bayou Bishop code means allowing her to choose to serve in The Twelve with him. But before she can, she has to pass The Gauntlet Trials. And in a war where they thirst for his blood, Bishop is ready to make sure she fails in order to protect her.

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A Thousand Pub Quiz Questions: 1,000 medium and difficult quiz questions by Leigh Davis (176 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Question: What's inside the 'A Thousand Pub Quiz Questions' quiz book? Answer: 1,000 interesting and unique quiz questions. 1,000 good quiz questions set by the question setters of the quiz website Free Pub Quiz. All quizzes are grouped into rounds of 10 questions with the answers at the bottom of each set for ease of use. The answers are easy to view but at the same time are easy to keep from view when reading the questions. A Thousand Pub Quiz Questions is for playing with family and friends. Also great for that impromptu quiz. We have a mixture of questions from general knowledge to history. There's questions to test the better pub quizzers and other questions to test and tease those with a casual interest in good trivia.. Question: Who is it for? Answer: Anyone with an interest in pub quizzes. Your family, friends and the eggheads that attend your weekly pub quiz. It's also of interest to anyone that wants to increase their general knowledge to impress their pub quiz mates. Our quizzes come in 100 sets of 10 questions with the answers directly below each quiz. Good for setting your own quiz. Good for using directly off your kindle for that school or pub quiz. Handy for quizmasters that need a quick and challenging set of questions set at pub quiz level.

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Hostel Hell: Homeless - a year spent with crazies, druggies, prostitutes, con men, gangsters and some really great people by Robert Leslie (230 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Hostel Hell, a real life story; my year of No Fixed Address spent with crooks, crazies, druggies, con men, prostitutes, streetwise survivors and a surprising number of really decent people. Previously a reasonably prosperous and successful business man, I was completely unprepared when an unwanted divorce led to the loss of my house and business, bringing on stress, depression, low self-esteem and, I'm ashamed to say, heavy drinking. But for all the feelings of frustration, inadequacy and hopelessness there were some compensations. I met a rich array of people, out-and-out crazies, druggies, smart crooks, devious prostitutes and heard some amazing stories. And to my great surprise a number of these individuals were kind, friendly and helpful. The experience changed my politics and view of the world. I wouldn't want to repeat it but am wiser for it. "Robert Leslie writes autobiografically about his time of homelessness, with much wit and humour, intelligence and a good dose of irony. But also with honesty, humbleness and warmth. One can feel that the very writing helped him get through the difficult, sometimes desperate experience of homelessness. As a writer he has found his very own, personal style, mostly a pleasure to read." "I found this a very entertaining and insightful book about homelessness and hostel life." "A very thought provoking yet entertaining read."

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S is for Stomach: ABC BOOK ( Body Parts and Organs ) by Little Ones Books (20 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Looking for a Great Gift for a budding Doctor, Physician or Nurse? Well this ABC's Book would make a perfect surprise gift for kids of all preschool ages, with over 26 wonderful illustrations of the Body parts and organs such as Brain, Heart, Lungs, Muscle, Stomach and Much More! S Is For Stomach Book features: • Over 26 High Quality Illustrations ( The Heart, Lungs, Bones, Cells and more). • 26 body parts and organs in english alphabetical order with fun illustrations. • Contain Definition and Function and Placement of every body organs. • Fun facts about human body. • Matted Cover Design. Scroll to the top and click "Buy Now" to get this fun Alphabet E-Book Today!!!

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Our Wonderful Colorful Highway: Children's Picture Book to Learn Colors And Vehicles (Bedtime Stories 7) by Ingo Blum (planetOh concepts educational publishing) (39 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Are you Looking for an Activity Book that Combines Storytelling and Learning? How colorful can a highway be when you look at it through the eyes of a child? Speed up and keep going. The highway is full of colorful cars. Kids will learn about vehicles they may find on a highway and their colors, but mostly, they will enjoy the fast ride in a blue car. The text is simple and partly repetitive, suitable for early-age learning. The book features a wide variety of vehicles from a super-fast racing car to a slow tractor! The combination of colorful pictures and simple words will help to build your child's vocabulary. All the words are marked in the colors they describe. Here's what you'll find inside this book: • 30+ pages of kid-friendly fun designed to inspire and teach kids ages 3-8 • A fun and exciting highway adventure perfect for reading out loud • Lots of fun, original designs and illustrations • A "name-the-colors" quiz on cars and vehicles • A great interactive activity for group projects and quality bonding time If you're looking for a great activity for kids that combines reading, listening, and storytelling, this is the book for you!

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Man of the Month Club: JULY: A Single-Dad, Second Chance Matchmaker Romance by Callie Love (More Happily Ever Afters) (176 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Garrett Flynn, a single-dad and July's Man of the Month Club bachelor, has been in love with Charity Strong since they met in elementary school, but life keeps tearing them apart. Despite Garrett and Charity's deep connection, they've each been left with a broken heart caused by the other. When they're paired at July's matchmaking meeting, they'll have to decide if they're willing to risk it all for a third chance at love. Will Charity and Garrett have the strength to overcome the past and make it work, or is their bond damaged beyond repair? Find out in Man of the Month Club: July. The Man of the Month Club series delivers heat, heart, and humor in every book. Start anywhere, binge-read them all. Indulge in a perfectly-portioned taste of steamy romance with July.

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The Brave Girl by Amanda Minuk (9 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

I am brave! Inspired by a 5 year old girl who shows true bravery every day, The Brave Girl is a great introduction to the topic of bravery and overcoming challenges. The Brave Girl is a short story about what it means to be brave, from being scared of the ocean but going in anyways to doing things that are hard even if you don't want to, that's being brave. Bonus! The Brave Girl teaches you how to say "I am brave" in different languages. Partial proceeds of this book will be donated to Sick Kids Hospital in honour of the brave girl. Her message to all of us: Save a life and register with BeADonor.ca

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Just One Kiss (Saint's Harbor) by C. A. Jay (22 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

My name is Jessa. I'm eighteen and hopelessly in love with my best friend Stacey's older brother, Josh. I've had a crush on Josh since I was ten and he was twenty-two, but of course, he never noticed me. He's always possessed a darkness about him that I was drawn to like a moth to the flame and all I wanted was to be in his light. Unfortunately for me, with twelve years between us, I've always been just his little sister's best friend and nothing more. When I was fifteen, Josh moved across the country for a girl and my desperate heart split in two. But I'm eighteen now and Josh and his girlfriend split up a week ago. She cheated on him with his best friend, so he's moving back home. I haven't seen him in three years and I'm losing my mind over the entire situation. Especially since I've been saving all my firsts for him. When I see him, it's like nothing has changed. He looks nearly the same but more muscled and even more handsome. His darkness that was so alluring before is now as intimidating as it always was intoxicating. He's grown bitter and angry in the three years since I've last seen him and I don't know if I've got what it takes to keep a man like him satisfied. A man whose soul is dark and twisted in the worst and best ways imaginable. Trigger Warnings: parental abuse (physical and otherwise), illusions to incestual desires, violence, age gap (over 10 years), SA, attempted rape, rape, CNC, Dub-Con, Non-Con, somnophilia, light bulling, light kink play, dirty talk, graphic sex, cult-like church, cheating (not the main characters), weight shaming, primal play, bondage, captivity.

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20 DANGEROUS SEA ANIMALS IN THE WORLD by DANIEL CHRISTY (Mistletoe publishers) (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

The world of aquatic animals is a fascinating one. The book provides a precise explanation on the venomous marine fishes and animals,how they hunt for prey,their stunning strategies, and their characteristics.Embark on a journey of discovery and knowledge, as we provide in-depth insights into the behaviors, habitats, and unique features of these underwater marvels. Whether you're an avid marine enthusiast or someone seeking an adventure from the safety of your home, this book is the ultimate guide to understanding the captivating yet perilous world beneath the waves. Order your copy today and embark on a thrilling voyage into the depths of the ocean. Arm yourself with knowledge and marvel at the incredible diversity of marine life. Don't miss out on this opportunity to explore the mysteries of the sea.

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ALPHABET: ANIMALS by Leonzio (9 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

A book for children curious about the world and animals. Great fun and learning in one. This a wonderful educational book contains one animal for each letter of the alphabet. It is easier for a child to remember letters when he associates them with a specific animal. The book teaches both the alphabet and many species of animals.

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ALPHABET: For Kids by Leonzio (2 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

A book for children curious about the world. Great fun and learning in one. This a wonderful educational book contains one noun for each letter of the alphabet. It is easier for a child to remember letters when he associates them with a specific noun. The book develops perceptiveness and trains the child's memory. The book teaches both the alphabet and many species of words.

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Girls Can Be Engineers by Jamila H. Lindo (128 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Girls Can Be Engineers stars a young girl named Hannah who is in search of a career for her school's upcoming Career Day. Each time she chooses a career, such as a veterinarian, pilot, and archeologist, she becomes discouraged because her chosen careers seem to be only for boys. With the help of her mother, a structural engineer, she learns she can do anything despite her gender.

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The Olinger White Paper on Domestic Terrorism: A Book of Revelations by Steffy Sota (Numeracy Press) (1 Review)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Domestic terrorism has a long history in the United States going back to anarchists that carried bombs. In The Olinger White Paper on Domestic Terrorism, Professor Sandy S. Williams explores all aspects of contemporary domestic terrorism and its relationship to global politics. Professor Williams is Chair of International Studies at Olinger University and twice winner of the Olinger Prize for Teaching Excellence. Professor Williams is the author of three books on terrorism, a primer on anarchism, and a biography of the violent radical socialist Julian Sorel.

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உள்ளம் உருகுதடி (Tamil Edition) by சுகமதி Sugamathi (53 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

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The Princess of Darkness and The Princess of Sunshine (Children's Book Collection) by Olena Rose (28 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

The Princess of Darkness and The Princess of Sunshine tells the tale of two very different princesses. The Princess of Darkness is surrounded by gloominess due to her unpleasant behavior. The Princess of Sunshine lives a life full of color due to her kind spirit and caring ways. Can the Princess of Sunshine teach The Princess of Darkness how to break the spell and come out of the darkness?

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Porcupines Do Extreme Sports: A Counting Book by Susan Srikant (Silas-Bell Publishing) (14 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Count down from ten to zero with these quirky and adventurous porcupines as they try out a variety of extreme sports!

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Archer (Reynolds Protective Book 1) by Dr. Rebecca Sharp (Rebecca Sharp) (3,831 Reviews)    Price verified 51 minutes ago

From bestselling romantic suspense author, Dr. Rebecca Sharp, comes a sexy and thrilling small-town bodyguard romance... Keira McKenna has lived her life protected -- that's what happens when your father testifies against Boston's Irish mob. After years of move after move, Witness Protection settled her in Wyoming. Unfortunately, while Keira embraced her new small-town life, her larger-than-life past wouldn't stay away. And with it, the one man she'd never forget. Four years ago, one massive mistake made Archer Reynolds resign from Boston's police force. Moving home, he opened Reynolds Protective Group -- an elite bodyguard agency -- to atone for his failure. But when a series of crimes occur in town, he comes face-to-face with the woman whose name was apparently as fake as her death. Archer can't believe Kiera is alive, more beautiful -- and fiery -- than he remembered, and still in danger. The police think the crimes were random, but Archer knows the mob has found Keira. He is determined to protect her, but after her last lie, Keira isn't sure she can trust him with the truth. And as desire mounts, so does danger. And once Archer uncovers the truth about her past, he'll stop at nothing to keep her safe -- and make her his.

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Spiritual - ish: City Girl Stuck in a Jungle Retreat by Liorah nir (31 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Get ready for the wildest, laugh-out-loud adventure of the year with "Spiritual ish": A New York Girl's Unwanted Jungle Hijinks - the romantic comedy that's guaranteed to have you roaring with laughter and begging for more! "this sexy and brutally honest chick lit will have you question your own life choice and embracing your inner goddess" Meet Talia, a sassy New Yorker who finds herself trapped in a mind-boggling journey she never asked for. When her sister's cry for help lands her in a hidden spiritual cult deep in the mosquito-infested jungles of Costa Rica, Talia's perfectly manicured world gets turned upside down - and she's not exactly thrilled about it! Little does Talia know that her journey to save her niece will immerse her in a world of ayahuasca revelations, yoga contortions, soul-shaking meditations, juice fasting, enemas, and mind-altering breathing therapies. As Talia battles the elements, mosquitoes, and a severe lack of Wi-Fi and coffee, her high heels become a muddy mess, and her cynicism reaches an all-time high. With biting wit and eye-rolling contempt for all things spiritual, Talia navigates a jungle that's anything but welcoming. But amidst the chaos, Talia discovers that even in the most unexpected places, there's room for growth, self-discovery, and maybe even a little romance. And just when she least expects it Sparks fly when an old and unfulfilled youthful love , leaving her torn between her city slicker roots and the wild allure of the jungle. Will Talia emerge from the jungle unscathed, armed with newfound wisdom and self-realization? "Spiritual ish" is the ultimate romantic comedy that will have you laughing, swooning, and cheering for Talia's hilarious misadventures. Packed with humor and chemistry. this book fearlessly explores the unspoken desires, challenges, and triumphs of modern women Join Talia on her wild, spiritual escapade that reminding us that laughter, love, and embracing the unexpected can lead to the most ...

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Is It My Birthday Yet? by Jon Lymon (5 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Five-year-old Murray really, really wants to be six. But his birthday is a long, long way away. While he waits and waits for what seems like forever, he decides not to go to any more of his friend's parties, because he just knows they won't be as good as his. But when Murray's birthday finally comes around, he's in for a nasty surprise...

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The Break (The Tory Fantasy Novels Book 2) by Sean Gabb (The Hampden Press) (10 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

This novel is a right-wing satirical fantasy set in the near future. Imagine: Our own modern England - a land of disarmed and moronised citizen-serfs, tyrannised over by a crumbling police state - has been lifted straight out of the present and dropped into the world of 1065. In mainland Great Britain and three hundred yards all about, it's business as usual. Or it's business as usual if you ignore the third of the population that has starved to death or been murdered by the authorities; and if you overlook endemic shortages, and trigger-happy police, and omnipresent propaganda. Oh, but this is the new business as usual - the business as usual arguably deserved by the sheeple who have survived. Outside this happy zone, it's 1065. Normans. Lords in their castles. The Catholic Church. Everyone is watching. Everyone is mindful of the vast new power dropped unaccountably where the land of King Edward had been. Though with weaker firepower, everyone is more intelligent and resourceful than the enfeebled slaves dropped into this new world. The story is told through the eyes of two main characters. There is Jennifer, a young English girl whose parents were running a smuggling racket into France before they were lifted. There is Michael, part of a Byzantine diplomatic mission sent over to spy out any help for their crumbling empire. They are brought together by apparently chance events. Together, they must stay alive while taking on an insanely villainous British Government. It's an odd sort of novel, no doubt. And it was written before Brexit or the Coronavirus panic or the Ukraine War. Even so, there are enough reviews underneath this blurb for you to decide for yourselves if this is the sort of novel you'll enjoy. All I can add is this comment from some swinish agent who refused to offer the book to one of the increasingly useless publishers: "I'll never pass through Oxford Circus again without a shudder." Praise for Other Novels by Sean Gabb (Writing as "Richard ...

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Roasts and Toasts Stolen from the All-Time Great Comedians: A Book of Revelations by Steffy Sota (Numeracy Press) (4 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

I am a ghost writer. After heart valve replacement surgery in August of 2004, I suffered a small stroke and slipped into a coma. I died from surgical complications on October 5, 2004, in Westwood, California at the age of 82. In life, I wore a rumpled suit with one hand perpetually loosening my trademark red necktie. I took the stage as a hapless, self-deprecating Everyman slapped around by life and searching in vain for acceptance. After seeing the Francis Ford Coppola movie The Godfather in 1972, I came up with a new angle that would reshape my routine. All I heard was the word "respect." I thought to myself: It sounds like a funny image -- a guy who gets no respect. In 1995, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences rejected my application for membership. A letter from Roddy McDowall of the actors branch explained that I had failed to execute enough of the kinds of roles that allow a performer to demonstrate the mastery of his craft. It was the ultimate rejection, but I played it to the hilt. I had established my own website, and my fans used it to express their indignation. The public reaction prompted the Academy to reverse itself and offer membership. I declined. I was a rarity among comedians in the late 20th century -- I remained a one-liner comic of the old school whose best work was done before a live audience. I'm sure you remember some of my best one-liners: I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys, and one night a week she goes out with the boys. Last week I told my wife, "If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef." She said, "If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffeur." When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through." My psychiatrist told me I'm crazy. I told him "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said "Alright, you're ugly, ...

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The penguin who saw a Ghost!: An Animal Rescue book for KIDS (Pip and Noah 8) by Cove Books (161 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Hi, I am Pip, the Penguin and I saw a ghost today! You don't believe me? Neither did my friends, But Noah did. Who's Noah? Well that's another story. But in this one, we set out together to find the ghost. Did we find it? What happened then? Find out in this colorful book all about me.

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Underwater ABC - A Marine Life Alphabet Book for Kids. Enjoy Reading FunFacts and Learning Letters with the Ocean Book for Kids (FunFact ABCs 1) by Barbara Pinke (113 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

A beautifully illustrated alphabet book with the creatures of Waves&Tales stories. Discover the underwater world from A to Z, where each letter introduces sea creatures through bright illustrations and age-appropriate fun facts. Learning the ABC can be fun and entertaining with this great book. This ABC book would make a lovely gift for little ones keen to learn the Alphabet, and to any child who loves the underwater world and fun facts.

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Ignited By Him: A Dark Romance (The Merge Series Second Generation Book 1) by Kylie Kent (McCartney Industries Pty Ltd) (2,064 Reviews)    Price verified 51 minutes ago

???This Book contains scenes that could be considered dark, profanity, sexual content and violence. If any of these are triggers for you, you should consider skipping this read.??? Ash She's the unattainable, untouchable. The one I've both loved and lusted after from the sidelines. For years, I've kept myself distracted with work, turning my family's company into an empire. And, more importantly, I've kept my distance. It's best for everyone. But when she walks into my club and tries to cheat me out of money, all bets are off. One way or another, she's going to pay back what she's stolen. Although, it won't be in the form of cash. Breanna I love winning, even if I have to cheat to get to the finish line. I knew better than to come to this club to play. I knew he'd more than likely find out I was here. What I didn't expect was to see him up-close. I've hardly seen him over the last few years. I wanted him to notice me. To see that I wasn't a little girl anymore. And that was my mistake, because he did more than notice. There is no going back now. That flame we've both been dousing in denial has just been ignited. Can I really play with fire without getting burned? Or will everything around me turn to ash? This is book 1 in a Second Generation series. It is a standalone and you do not need to read the 1st generation stories first. A series of Standalone Billionaire romances with suspenseful twists and turns. Each book can be read as stand alone, or in the following reading order. ? Book 1 - Ignited By Him ? Book 2 - An Entangled Christmas ? Book 3 - Chased By Him ? Book 4 - Tethered To Him

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Amazon Echo Show: Advanced Amazon Echo Show Guide to Help You Use Echo Show Like a Pro & Enrich Your Smart Home by Paul Weber (4 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Have you just purchased the Echo Show or are considering purchasing it and want to make sure that you will be able to use it effectively? Perhaps you have found that the manual that comes with the Echo Show is just too complex and filled with information you do not need? If that sounds like you than this Amazon Echo Show User's Guide is for you. The Amazon Echo Show user manual has been designed to help you understand all of the new capabilities of the new Echo Show without rehashing all of the capabilities of previous versions. This book is written so that it is easy to follow ensuring that you are going to be using your Echo Show like a pro. After you read this book you will be able to: • Set your Amazon Echo Show up and starting using it right away. • Understand how to use the new touch screen. • Learn how to make video calls. • Know how to connect all of your smart appliances to the Echo Show. • Get to know how by using the Echo Show you can ensure that your entire home is secure. To give you an overview of the chapters in this book: • Introduction: The introduction of this book is going to provide you with a brief overview of the Echo as well as the features on the Echo Show. • Chapter 1: The first chapter in this book is going to introduce you to the Echo Show and discuss how it can be used with previous versions of the Echo in every room of your home. • Chapter 2: In the second chapter of this book you are going to learn all about Alexa Calling. • Chapter 3: In the third chapter of this book we are going to cover the new touch screen as well as all of the benefits and uses of having a touch screen on the Echo Show. • Chapter 4: In chapter 4 of the book we will cover some of the pros and cons of owning the Echo Show and talk about how some reviews feel about the new features. • Chapter 5: In the fifth chapter of this book we will cover some of the best Skills that have already been updated so that can be used with the ...

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