For fans of Sophie Ranald, Fiona Gibson and Mhairi McFarlane.
Dating hasn't always turned out well for Lucy and her latest prospect isn't any different when this 'perfect' man turns out to be... well, rather charmless. Not that she cares, but for some reason Lucy always seems to be making a fool of herself infront of this jerk when they keep bumping into each other.
But what happens when he helps her out of a sticky situation? Maybe this charmless man isn't as charmless as she first thought?
Could he possibly be attracted to her?
And just when Lucy starts getting her life on track, her career explodes and takes her to unexpected places and notoriety. Please don't mention knickergate! Can the two misfits ever get together or have they both blown it before it begins?
Read now in this fun, sweet, romantic comedy.
*****Brought back so many good memories of growing up and working in the Notting Hill area. Loved all the characters and can't wait to see what they get up to next. BRILLIANT
In the colourful surroundings of the Portobello market, comes a comedy story featuring a group of friends for whom age and diversity is no barrier to having a good time. Join them on their crazy adventures across London town. From the people that are really old in the local old people's home to the local residents fundraising to keep it open.
By way of high fashion and London's theatre land, this comedic novella introduces you to the characters in the upcoming Momma D and Friends series.
It's December 2011 (a year and a bit later) and Momma D and the whole crew are back. Only this time they're bringing a whole load of new characters with them.
It's the run up to Christmas and there seems to be a strange atmosphere hovering not only over the Tuff Nuff Estate but London town in general.
After strange goings on of the suspected paranormal kind. The performing arts academy that the twins attend is shut down. And when darkness falls Momma D and the crew decide to go into the derilict building to investigate armed with the torches on their mobile phones.
From ghost hunting at this academy to ghost hunting in a graveyard just outside of London. Join Momma D and the crew on their paranormal and festive adventures all over town. But more importantly which crew member gets a biscuit thrown at them mid investigation?
Which member of the crew becomes possessed by the Spirit of Psycho Sarah? And which one of them has to Google instructions on how to deliver a baby? Oh and not to mention one of them starring in this summer's series of the reality show Big Mother?
WARNING CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE FROM THE OUTSET.
In Park Avenue or Bust!, the second instalment of the series, Vanessa E. Vasa, long financed by her Uncle Edward, discovers that she is on the verge of bankruptcy. This despite the publication of her 'acclaimed' Mayfair Conundrum, and a burgeoning conundrum consultancy in London. Pushing aside the suggestions of her ever sound lady's assistant, Mildred Ypres, she decides to flight to New York, set up her American HQ on Park Avenue, and take an internship at the United Nations Development Organisation (UNDO). Facing the learning curve of stringent economy in the Big Apple, the forever stylish duo is drawn into further shenanigans when fellow intern Madison reveals a problem of her own.
- Lord Mansfield
"Vasa and Ypres are true feminist icons."
- Simone de Beauvoir
"Finally, something I can read that doesn't bore me"
- United Nations Secretary-General
Ben is an eighth grade boy with a twin sister named Beth. On the way home from school one day, Ben's friend caused him a bit of trouble. Because of his friend's shenanigans, Ben's bus privileges were revoked. Ben would have to walk to school!
So, Ben recruited his friend Cole to take the shortcut through the haunted woods. While crossing through the forbidden forest, they found an old bottle. All that happened next was the weirdest day EVER!
When David left his home in Beavers Bluffs, Nebraska to take up the all-expenses-paid Arnold Shuttlebottom Scholarship to major in European History at the University of Yorkshire in Sheffield, England (he was the only applicant!), little did he realise what awaited him.
What did await him were the stunningly beautiful Samantha, the chain-smoking, private school-educated Paul, the vivacious Pam, the gargantuan Lard-Arse, the nymphomaniac Cathy and the bed-wetting lunatic Brain-Dead.
Not to mention Pull a Pig competitions, professional masturbation, magic mushrooms, football hooliganism, a city full of people called Kevin, 'botty-burning' Indian curries, Spermy the car, the joys of Amsterdam and Douglas the horny Highland Terrier.
God only knows what the rest of term will be like!