Diego's Brooklyn by Adrian Del Valle (49 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Joe Barnes' home is a 9X12 room on a quiet tree-lined street near Downtown Brooklyn. He borrowed $10,000 from the Irish Mob in "Hell's Kitchen", a lot of money in 1961. The first payment is well over due. He's late by three months and now they want it all back. That's why he's hiding out across the river with no plans of going back to Manhattan. Joe is biding his time while he waits for a good tip on a fast horse at the Trotters. He still has all of the money he borrowed and believes he has hidden it well. Below, in a two room, first ...

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Dreams from the Slumber Yard by Christopher Mertic Lewis (Hovering Giraffe Press) (33 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Richard Blake runs The Slumber Yard, a struggling mattress store in small town strip mall. A bitter, misanthropic recluse with no friends or family to speak of, Richard whiles away his boring, monotonous life by tormenting customers and producing a series of low budget TV commercials. Determined to make a change and find meaning in his life, Richard meets a beautiful young woman named Kathy. He quickly falls in love, but after a lifetime alone, Richard doesn't know how to reconcile his own anger and self-loathing with his newfound ...

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Karmic Blues by Jeff D Buchanan (Cinenovel®) (1 Review)    Price verified 8 hours ago

KARMIC BLUES Jeff D Buchanan At times humorous and sad, thought-provoking and borderline paranoid, Karmic Blues is a collection of irreverent short stories from author Jeff D Buchanan. The stories herein unveil the many oddities, sufferings, and idiosyncrasies that plague much of mankind. Whether it be a panicked playwright desperately trying to appease an imaginary audience (Killing Stage) -- a professional car thief achieving a perverted sense of morality (Mr. Nick) -- an old man who transforms his front yard into a junkyard of ...

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Halo Dolly: AKA The Case of Grace (Joe LaFlam: Christian Detective Book 3) by Rick Dewhurst (Quotidian Books) (9 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Joe LaFlam is back, and he's up to his private eyeballs in conspiracies. The Spelunkers are back, too, but are they only puppets in the take-over-the-world game? And is Q real? Joe's latest encounter with the infernal powers gives us the inside scoop on just about every conspiracy theory going, including Q, Q+, the Reptilians, nanobots, transhumanism, MedBeds, cerebral mesh, AI, chemtrails, the Deep State, CERN, portals, quantum computers, the metaverse, the multiverse, parallel earths, the alien invasion, Project Bluebeam, and ...

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God Plays Favorites by Charlie Carillo (203 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

An Ivy League graduate who grew up on Park Avenue takes his first job at the most sensational tabloid newspaper in New York City - and soon finds himself writing promotional stories about a cash giveaway contest intended to keep the paper alive! Jack Stone is not your everyday reporter, and his real education doesn't begin in earnest until he hooks up with streetwise photographer Vinnie Corcora to do stories about the contest winners - a cast of characters who bring new meaning to "your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning ...

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When She Was Bad (Barclay & MacDonald Book 1) by Neil Bailey (Dexter & Kirby Press) (110 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

SHORTLISTED FOR THE 2018 'WRITE HERE RIGHT NOW' PRIZE JUST HOW FAR WAS TOO FAR? Life was passing 25-year-old Claire MacDonald by. Okay, so she had a steady office job (but paying barely minimum wage), a too-perfect steady boyfriend (a 'keeper', as Mum constantly reminded her) and a roof over her head (albeit in Deptford), but surely there had to be more in life for her than that? Then she found a bag, an expensive Prada rucksack abandoned at Waterloo station. She couldn't believe her luck. Not just expensive but ridiculously so, a ...

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The Divided Stories of America: The Blue Sea by J. C. Finnegan (1 Review)    Price verified 13 minutes ago

What if the United States of America were no longer united? The Blue Sea is the second book in The Divided Stories of America, a series that offers a satirical glimpse of a fractured country through a collection of tall tales and colorful characters. The USA is dead. In its wake lie four autonomous territories: the Southeast, the Pacific, the Frontier, and the Northeast. The first of these is the region where freedom reigns alongside God. It's the place brothers Andy and Caleb Calloway call home. In the aftermath of the National ...

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Tango Boat Dancers by Charles Frankhauser (3 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

From the earliest of times, leaders encouraged groups of people to accomplish difficult tasks. Issues associated with maintaining high levels of morale were critical to the success of the tasks at hand. During the 1930's, an Admiral seeks advice from a psychologist in regard to maintaining high levels of morale among sailors serving long tours at sea. A male and two female naval officers lead a team in a clinical trial to determine the effectiveness of a doctor's recommended cures to raise morale and cure homesickness.

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Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue by Irene Woodbury Price verified 5 hours ago

What do you do when you discover that the man you've loved for 10 years has been secretly having an affair with a showgirl for 18 months -- and he has just flown to Las Vegas to propose to her? You could do the ladylike thing, congratulate them, and move on graciously. You could react more compulsively by eating too much ice cream, drinking too much wine, and arranging a slew of online dates. Or you could do what Crescent Weevil, a despairing girl Friday, does: steal 5,000 dollars from the office safe, drive like a maniac from ...

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Even on Mars by Rayme Michaels (14 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Mars is where the majority of what remains of the human race now reside in the 23rd century, along side of the mutants that descend from humans and are of kin to them. They live together in all peace, harmony and licentiousness, as no shame is left surrounding sexuality, and the red planet takes matter-of-fact ease and pleasure in its prurience, which is enjoyed between humans, mutants and sexbots alike. For what else could fill the void of living in domes on such a dry, barren planet as Mars? As for the roller-coaster ride of murder ...

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MURKMYRE (The Murkmyre Saga Book 1) by Clifford James Hayes (hayesdesign.co.uk) Price verified one hour ago

Contains some (mild) adult content. If unsure, do not purchase for persons under 16. A fast-paced, silly space adventure. Murkmyre is the first in a saga; the first sequel, Nocturnia, will be published shortly. There is a lengthy, detailed Timeline and a selection of mono Illustrations at the rear of the book. The first misadventures of Prince Voltron Murkmyre - a disgraced royal of the dystopian Murkmyrian Empire. Having been punished for a crime he didn't commit, Prince Voltron is now out for revenge and retribution, ...

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Alabama Whistle by Ira Nirenberg (Pi Press) (26 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

A one of kind gold whistle topped with a pink diamond that was rumored to have belonged to legendary Coach Bear Bryant, sets the stage for this offbeat murder mystery that takes place in November of 2003. Harness Luken and George Williams escape from Grand Pointe Psychiatric Facility only to find themselves suspects in a murder investigation. Complications arise when they hitch a ride with an eccentric woman named Becky Kay, whose traveling companions are two blind cats and one very clever chicken. The boys tag along with Becky Kay ...

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Home to What by Richard K. Alison (1 Review)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Rowan faces his last week of five years in China. He must navigate the choices now in front of him and face the demons that drove him from Ireland. Should he stay in this bustling, polluted, exotic land or return to the fresh damp Emerald Isle. We follow his countdown to his flight date as he grapples with what he has learned about China and its society and tries to come to terms with turning his back his slacker lifestyle, beautiful food and women, his best friend, and the city he has grown to love. Somewhere amongst the week of ...

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The Groom Wager (Wrong Way Weddings Book 1) by Lori Wilde (1,608 Review)    Price verified 13 minutes ago

Get Married or Else! Cole Bailey's eccentric billionaire grandfather issues an edict. If his grandsons don't settle down soon, he'll sell controlling interest in the family business. After losing a coin toss to his twin brother, Zach, Cole's gotta go first. On the hunt for a bride, Cole crashes a high society wedding and comes face-to-face with his high school pal, Tess Morgan. The formerly shy, overweight bookworm is no longer the pushover who did Cole's homework for him. At the reception, Tess goads him into a game of pool. Just to ...

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The Warden Threat: A Sci-Fi Counter-Fantasy Novel (Defying Fate Book 1) by D.L. Morrese (Fuzzy Android) (82 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Prince Donald, the idealistic third son of the king of Westgrove, believes he may be the only one capable of protecting his country from an invasion spearheaded by an ancient, massive, and magical stone warrior known as the Warden of Mystic Defiance. When he recovers a mysterious scroll he believes may allow him to take control of the Warden, he eagerly takes on the task. Donald, unfortunately, is woefully unprepared. His only understanding of such things comes from reading fictional tales of epic adventures and brave heroes. He ...

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Margaret Marketing Majorette: Headhunter (Margaret Headhunter series Book 1) by Scott F Neve Price verified 4 hours ago

Inspiring Short Story with a twist! Margaret's new home was the University of Hawaii. Her chosen field of study was marketing. She had a raw passion for all things concerned with attraction and money. It was a hereditary trait from her sainted grandmother's domineering side of the family tree. Yet, the Native American's greatest desire was for music in all shapes and forms. She was the majorette of the university's world class marching band. She choreographed all of the music with the intricate patterns that the band members ...

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Margaret's Big Hairy Thesis: Headhunter 2 (Margaret Headhunter series) by Scott F Neve (2 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

*Inspiring Short Story with a twist! Margaret's troubled heart gave her a plan that was complex to say the least. She wrote a thesis paper to justify investing all of her time in the pet project. To her shock and chagrin, her female professor loved the idea. So Margaret was soon committed to fulfilling her curious thesis. Point of fact, she proposed to prove that all men are not created equal. They are built differently. Some were big and hairy while some were thin and bare. They are wired differently. And they are not above being ...

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Wordsworth, Wilde and Wizards: A Short Story by Adam Bertocci (7 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Magic and mystery galore are in store at Britain's most prestigious school for wizards this year, thanks to one amazing new arrival... their very first English teacher. Miss Tinker can't believe she got the job at Merlinfirth Academy; she's underqualified, overanxious and utterly out of her depth. A bibliophile since birth, she relies on her passion for the classics to guide her through the tricky spots, but it's hard to hold teenagers' attention when they'd rather learn sorcery than Shakespeare. But it's not all bad. There's ...

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The Clutch by David-Matthew Barnes (Blue Dasher Press) Price verified 11 hours ago

Moments after rejecting a marriage proposal, a woman is tempted by a somewhat obnoxious stranger she meets at a sidewalk café in Greece. This short comedic play features roles for one woman and one man and requires a simple set to produce. The play received a world premiere at The Producers Club in New York City.

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SUCK by Thom Young (Bone Machine) (7 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Sometimes being a vampire can really suck. Life sucks for an unemployed vampire. Max Wilson drifts from one dead-end job to the next, until he discovers his destiny. With a taste of blood and revenge for being born, Max creates chaos wherever he goes. Thom Young's novella Suck is destined to make you cringe and laugh out loud. SUCK is the bloodlust story for the rest of us, a hilarious satire of the already too crowded vampire genre.

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COMEDY, COCKTAILS AND TAPAS: Hilarious misadventures. (LYNNE & CHRISTOPHER GUMBLETON Book 9) by Lynne and Christopher Gumbleton (310 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Liam, in between jobs, is suddenly gifted the opportunity of a lifetime running his uncle's pub in Tenerife. Hilarious misadventures when Liam is able to leave the rut of a boring life he's living in Bristol behind and help his Uncle Eric run his pub in the sun - The Elephant on the Creek, in Las Americas. Love, romance and happiness are on the horizon for him when out of the blue, Liam's past love and a new love interest both enter his life at the same time, with unexpected consequences for him. Fate, however, lends a hand and ...

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Don't be a Hero: A dark humour page turner, where Little Britain meets Cheers in a Birkenhead betting shop. (Harry Harris Bull in a Betting Shop Book ... by Johnny Parker (69 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

If Harry Harris had been a second-hand car, Big Marge would have kicked his tyres. Harry has ditched a well paid career to follow his dream of being a writer before it's too late. Girlfriend Peggy patiently supports him, but Harry is wilting under the weight of rejection letters and the guilt of not helping with the bills. On an impetuous whim, he applies for a job as a bookies cashier. However, a Birkenhead betting shop is no place for the fainthearted. Harry is a cosy office, Walter Softie. Naïve and gullible, he doesn't fit in. ...

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Squatter With a Lexus by Tom Lichtenberg (Pigeon Weather Press) (41 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Pearson Holmes disappeared a long time ago, leaving behind a potentially valuable safety deposit box. Freddy the Freegan is the first to stumble across the mystery, but soon a whole cast of characters are out to find the key and claim the treasure before time runs out and the contents are forfeit to the state. Who will solve the riddle of the Squatter with a Lexus?

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Zachary Zombie and the Wicked Worm (Stories for Demented Children Book 8) by John H. Carroll (7 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Zachary Zombie has been sent by Gert the Wicked Witch to find the magical Dagger of Gik from the ruins of an old wizard's mansion. He is accompanied by Al, Gus, and Carl, three fellow zombies. Thick forest surrounds the decaying mansion and even darker passages with untold perils wait for the undead adventurers inside. Will they discover the lost Dagger of Gik? What dangers await the rotting zombies? Who will lose the most body parts? And who, what, or where in the world is Gik?

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Two and a Half Weeks by Tim W. Jackson (21 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Caribbean dive guide Gage Hoase woos and wins a beautiful dive guest, then sends her packing. All is good until Gabi returns, with happily-ever-after on her mind. Now Gage has to figure a way to let her down gently before she offs him in his sleep. A Tale From Blacktip Island by award-nominated novelist Tim W. Jackson

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Dave The Penguin by Nick Sambrook (4 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Some Penguins are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. But none of these applied to Dave. No, for him, greatness was an experience package delivered from the collective penguin mind to him by mistake. It was big and heavy with thousands of parts inside that smashed together alarmingly when you shook it. There was no obvious contact number or return address, and frankly the thing could have been for anyone. What Dave had actually ordered was a surfboard, a fishing rod, two ...

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Magical Bears in the Context of Contemporary Political Theory by Jenna Moran (11 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

For too long the disciplines of thaumatic ursology and political science have held themselves apart, each asserting its own unique magisterium. Isn't it time someone brought these two disparate fields to synthesis? In this revolutionary collection of short stories from the first international symposium on magical bears in the context of contemporary political theory, Dr. Moran reports on such diverse topics as: * the controversial provisions of the Patriot Act that empower "Senator Domino" on his demon-hunting campaign; * the ...

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Highland Fling: A witty, heart-warming, escapist romantic comedy set in the Scottish Highlands (The Highland Books Book 1) by Emma Baird (Pink Glitter Publishing) (353 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

A boy, a girl, a dating guru -- what can possibly go wrong?! Gaby's recently split from her boyfriend of ten years and needs to escape fast. Where better than the Highlands of Scotland where she can lick her wounds and recover in peace and quiet? Fate has different ideas in mind. First, there's the rough and ready Jack McAllan who bears more than a passing resemblance to Gaby's favourite fictional Scottish hero. He's an important part of the local community, even if he's failed to impress Gaby so far. Who knew a guy could be so ...

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Puerto Paz by Jefferey J. Reese (Puerto Paz Entertainment) (16 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

We live in an increasingly polarizing landscape of political extremism. Liberal versus Conservative. Freedom versus order. What if that divide caused the United States to split into two countries and four extremist cultures? Marcus Coleman lives in a world where, decades earlier, exactly that happened. The black high school football and track star and his white best friend run away from their home in one extremist culture, and travel through three other extremist cultures, before finally finding the balanced moderation of Puerto ...

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Smite Me, Oh Dark One by Steve Thomas (55 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Acerbus hates his job. While he is content to watch and study the mortal races, the other gods constantly look for reasons to destroy their newly-created world. When they finally find an excuse, they command Acerbus to become the Smiter, destroyer of all creation. Armed with nothing but spite and a horde of goblins, Acerbus decides that there is only one way to ensure his own failure and save the world: by becoming an Evil Overlord. "Smite Me, Oh Dark One" is a comedic fantasy short story. Cover by John Comegno

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MAX by Barry Friedman (Lulu.com) (21 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Is it Superman? No, it's Max Aries. Max, a skinny redhead, wanders on the practice field of the fictitious Rams pro football field, talks his way on to the team, and takes the mediocre Rams all the way to the Super Bowl. Max is out of this world. Literally.

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Love Hurts by Russell Taylor (RPT) (41 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

"Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts, well my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn't just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know, I've seen it in action. This introduction put Russell on the runner-up list for The Independent newspaper's 'Opening Gambits' competition. Here is the full book, enjoy.

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Surviving A Vampire Love Story (Between Worlds Book 1) by Paro Dae (7 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

For the fans of Twilight and paranormal love... , a parody of vampire romance. After multiple requests from her roommate to read a bad boy novel, Zhuri finally picks up the book. Despite having a strong hatred towards such stories, she gives it a try, but not without complaining about it every few seconds. Annoyed by Zhuri's attitude, her roommate makes a birthday wish for Zhuri to enter a bad boy novel and change it to her liking. Silly of her roommate to think birthday wishes come true. Do they? Zhuri goes to bed laughing at her ...

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MYTHS by Erika Price (English Prime Press) (34 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Hera was a gorgeous megab*tch, but she was fantastic at Scrabble. Aphrodite was just jealous. Salome was a Toddler in a Tiara, Athena was cute in a spunky, Ellen Page kinda way, and Scheherazade was an attention-starved blogger. Persephone and Hades were only on a trial separation. Pandora just opened the box because she was hella bored. In this short story collection by Erika Price (author of Corpus Callosum), gods and goddesses from bygone eras are reimagined as hilarious contemporary analogues and released on a hapless modern ...

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Buffalo Dogs (the Amazing Conroy) by Lawrence M. Schoen (Paper Golem LLC) (133 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

He's the greatest hypnotist in Human space. And it might cost him his life. The Arconi take two things seriously -- absolute truth and their prize commodity: buffalo dogs. When one of Conroy's hypnotic suggestions is taken literally, they arrest him in the middle of his stage act. Now he's facing execution or a bill for a $10 million alien creature. Can he use hypnosis to beat the Arconi's truth-telling telepathy, save his life, and escape back to Earth? The Amazing Conroy series is an intergalactic adventure by a 6-time Nebula ...

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Blue Haired Alien Girlfriend by John H. Carroll (49 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

This is a SHORT STORY approximately 5500 words long, which translates to about 25 printed pages. Joshua is a manager at FishBurgers who walks home alone every evening. One night, he comes across an unusual young woman by the name of Mariella sitting on a bench. He's thrown for a loop when she tells him where she's from, but he doesn't mind. He doesn't mind the fact that she has blue hair either, in fact it makes her all that much more interesting. The people around Joshua feel that he's a bit odd and know very little about him. ...

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Beverley Green's First Adventure: Book One of the Beverley Green Adventures by Andrea C. Neil (33 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Small town. Simplicity. Sasquatch? Beverley Green leaves the big city for small-town living in Guthrie, Oklahoma, only to find that the simple life is anything but! After taking a part-time job with the local paper, she's assigned to cover a spate of Bigfoot sightings. Which is ridiculous because everyone knows there's no such thing... right?! With a newly opened bookstore to manage, and the challenge of fitting in to a tight-knit -- and weird -- community, the pressure of it all might just be getting to her. Determined to show ...

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Crossed Wires by Fran Shaff (27 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Classic Romantic Comedy from Award-Winning Author Fran Shaff... Hank Garcia, thinking he's been summoned to Melanie Baker's house to fix an electrical problem, gets the shock of his life! Short Story.

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The ECE & Her Billionaire: A Romantic Comedy (Curvy and Wanted Book 1) by JA Lafrance (24 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

One Rule: Don't fall in love with the parents from the daycare.I had one rule to follow, but when he walks in that rule gets forgotten. His daughter captures my heart with her gorgeous eyes. Tyler She was unexpected in a world where the unexpected usually screws me over. Her body draws my eyes, but her personality captures my heart. Why did he have to come into the daycare? Why do people keep driving her away? Warning mature audiences, 18+, sexually descriptive content.

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Black Jade Dragon by Susan Brassfield Cogan (27 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

In the South China Sea is an island protected by nine dragons. Angie Tanaka has made one of them really, really angry. Angie is running from the Hong Kong police and pays the captain of a fishing boat to take her... anywhere but here. Her only possessions are her grandfather's sword and a fistful of stolen diamonds. When she lands on Shaolong Island she thinks she's made good her escape with her ill-gotten gains. She thinks she's safe. She's heard about Shaolong's dragons but she thinks they are a myth. She doesn't know they can ...

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Joan: Drop Dead Diva: (Joan Rivers returns) by Rafal Kudlinski (ITQ MEDIA) (17 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Joan Rivers Returns in a book from the other world... It ain't a culinary book, although characters eat a lot of fantastic dishes and dish about celebrities.This is not biography of any kind either. It's full of real data from Joan's life to keep it more close to our hearts and down to earth. Joan was once a comedienne. Due to unfortunate tour of events she crosses over to a new world that seems to be so like ours, but it's not the same. Before afterlife of star treatment she has few more assignments on the menu. With her new pals ...

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Spacejunk! The Hunt for AI by Rebecca Zettl (3 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Clumsy, hapless and inexperienced, Syd Hawkes is a far cry from the superstar bounty hunters she aspires to be like. When the galaxy's leading technology conglomerate's new AI is stolen, they call in the best to get it back. Syd is not one of them. But A random coincidence offers her a shot at the contract: her chance to break into the big time. Romping through space in an ancient ship and filled with unwarranted optimism, Syd will encounter fierce competition, weird catastrophes and a strange new friend. But when Syd learns that the ...

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Marvelous tales happened in Eudopia by Michel Franzoso (4 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Where can you meet companies of adventurers led by gallant prostitutes and ingenious rats? Cross the path of unscrupulous librarians? Or go on vacation with Death? But in the lands of Eudopia, of course. Then enter this fantasy world and experience the hilarious and edge-of-the-grotestine adventures of these unusual heroes. In this first volume you will find the short stories: - When Death takes a Holiday - The librarian's meatloaf - Bana and the magical deck

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Xander Barns Series (Books 1-2-3) by Sarah Tork (6 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

ALWAYS WANTED (BOOK 1) If someone were to have told me a year ago, that by the end of this year I was going to break up with Ben my boyfriend of five years and leave my family home to move to a different city to start a new life, I'd have told them they were crazy. There was no way something like that could happen... ever! It did happen. Twenty two year old university drop out Marisa Gellys' relaxed lifestyle takes a turn for the worse when she arrives early at Kyle Matthews' annual Halloween bash to find her boyfriend making out ...

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Romero: Hollywood Fixer by Jr. Betancourt, Edwin (Edwin Betancourt Jr.) Price verified 4 hours ago

Hiding bodies,twisting the truth, spinning the lies and cleaning the dirty images of Hollywood stars is what has made Jayson Romero the hottest Hollywood Fixer in New Fran City. With the help of his trusty assistant, Anthony Santos, no scandal is too big for Fame Fixer Inc to handle! But when a $5 million bounty is placed on Jayson's life, the snarky Hollywood Fixer will soon have to come face to face with the ghosts from his past. Including the return of his ex-husband and deadly secrets from his own life that he thought he ...

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Borrowed Time: A Cozy Fantasy Novel (Primetime of Life Book 1) by L.A. Boruff (257 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Rowena is a time-traveling witch assassin who is very bad at her job. It's one thing to know I'm a witch. It's an entirely different thing to learn to use my powers. I've always known I was adopted, but it never mattered much until my birth mother died. I inherited her witchy powers and her job -- a time-traveling witch assassin, neither of which I know what to do with. But at least I get a trainer, my birth mother's old friend Arti, and a lazy dragon familiar who is determined to eat all my food and drink all my booze. Now I have ...

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Totlandia: Book 1 (Contemporary Romance): The Onesies - Fall by Josie Brown (Signal Press) (1,653 Review)    Price verified 11 hours ago

THIS IS BOOK 1 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES. Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8. IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES: The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children's playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city's ultra-competitive elite, the club's ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club's founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No ...

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Necessary Evil and the Greater Good: A Mestoph and Leviticus Fiasco by Adam Ingle (The Dead Regime) (74 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

For best friends Mestoph and Leviticus the end of the world can't come fast enough. Mestoph is a demon and troublemaker for Hell Industries, while Leviticus is an angel and cubicle jockey for Heaven, Inc. They might be unlikely friends, but they have something in common - they both hate their jobs. Unfortunately for them The End is nowhere in sight. The two take matters into their own hands when they come up with a scheme to get themselves kicked out of the Afterlife. But can they do it without spending an eternity in limbo? Their ...

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Past Life Strife (Rise of the Discordant Book 1) by Christina McMullen (59 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Welcome to Blackbird, a small Midwest town with a big paranormal problem. As an Observer, Seth is tasked with identifying lost souls. An unenviable job under normal circumstances, but the situation takes a turn for the worse when Blackbird's Guardian calls it quits. With no one to take her place, Seth finds himself partnered with Desmond, a powerful and intimidating Warrior, who sees the downtrodden Observer as a liability. Desmond's fears are all but validated when a magical disturbance draws even more Discordant creatures to ...

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Roy: The Most Chaotic Midlife Crisis in Cosmic History (Puki Horpocket Presents Book 1) by Zachry Wheeler (Mayhematic Press) (224 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

One lonely plumber. One bad decision. One trillion lives upended. This is the story of Roy, the architect of an epic crisis that paralyzed the largest space station in the universe. The aftermath created a legend, but the lunacy behind it remained a mystery. That is, until now. With the aid of footage and eyewitness accounts, this book reveals the outrageous truth behind the greatest pandemonium ever recorded. Roy is a Readers' Favorite® 5-Star Selection and a B.R.A.G. Medallion Honoree "If you're a fan of satirical works such as ...

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Second-Hand Princess (The Second-Hand Princess Series Book 1) by Lorraine J. Anderson (165 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

All a princess wants is to be rescued by her prince -- isn't it? Perhaps staying with her dragon wasn't such a bad idea after all... (NOTE: Short story - fantasy humor/farce. This is not meant to be a romance.) Followed by "The Princess At War."

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Greegs & Ladders: An Incredible Journey Through Space And Time by Zack Mitchell (Mitchell Mendlow) (448 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Greegs & Ladders is a wildly exciting, experimental, comedic science fiction parody novel about three oddball characters romping around space and time in search of truth and/or justice all while narrowly escaping dangerous space-mazes, savage beasts and angry mobs. Equal parts social satire and fun loving adventure, Greegs promises laughs, a few mildly intelligent and/or interesting observations, & several run-on sentences. You'll also get to find out what the hell Greegs are, and how life on Earth came to be, and the meaning of it ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Ye Olde Magick Shoppe (The Roshaven Series) by Claire Buss (CB Visions) (67 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

An unwanted magick shoppe has appeared in Roshaven and is causing havoc. Ned Spinks, Chief Thief-Catcher, and his second-in-command, Jenni the sprite, have been ordered to encourage the magick shoppe to move on. But the shopkeeper pulls a fast one and strands Ned and Jenni in the middle of nowhere. With a dragon. They must get back to Roshaven as quickly as possible and deal with the magick shoppe before it causes any more chaos. If you enjoy reading humorous fantasy like Terry Pratchett's Discworld then you'll love Ye Olde ...

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The Ballerina, the Gymnast, and the Yoga Master by RJ Silver (35 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

A billionaire playboy uses his vast wealth to pursue fantasy-based relationships with women, most recently a ballerina, a gymnast, and a yoga master. Unfortunately, every time he obtains his fantasy, it evaporates on him in hilarious fashion. It takes an accidental encounter with Anna, a chocoholic poet, to show him the true meaning of love.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Two Zeros and The Library of Doom! (Gil's Grimoire Book 1) by Eric Bonkowski (Penny Dreadful Publications) (25 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Written as a short introduction to the wild world of the Zeros, "Two Zeros and The Library of Doom!" is a novella of two heroes who took a job that sounded so easy. Gil Abercrombie and his new partner Dylan accept a simple job rescuing an aged caretaker at an abandoned sanatorium called Callowleigh. Soon, their quick task becomes a nightmare as our heroes find themselves trapped and fighting for their lives. Alone in a haunted mansion, Gil and Dylan struggle against otherworld forces as they search for the old caretaker who may be ...

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Shopping for a Baby's First Christmas (Shopping for a Billionaire Series Book 11) by Julia Kent (735 Reviews)    Price verified 58 minutes ago

My mother wants all her kids and grandkids to spend Christmas Eve at her house and wake up on Christmas morning together. Sounds reasonable, right? And it would be. If it weren't my mother. My husband, Declan, is protesting any involvement, though he's openly intrigued by the idea of claiming his territory by having sex in my childhood bed. And by intrigued, I mean a series of really hot suggestions that make me whimper when I have to say no. Wait-why am I saying no, again? Mom has turned her house into a Christmas showcase ...

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Feisty (The Do-Over Series) by Julia Kent (898 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

I'm not to proud to admit that finding Mr. Right involves swiping right. Right? Welcome to dating in avocado toastland. Here I am, on my first blind date, ever, courtesy of a smartphone app and my two annoying best friends. So what is Chris "Fletch" Fletcher doing, walking across the room, looking at his phone like he's pattern matching a picture to find a real person he's never met before? Oh. Oh, no. The guy I drop-kicked in seventh grade cannot be my blind date. The guy who earned me this infernal nickname. That's ...

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Existential Terror and Breakfast by M.P. Fitzgerald (Satan Approved) (26 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 90 days. Also pancakes, there are pancakes. Malcolm Steadman is a completely average everyman whose life goal is to fit in. This is too much to ask for. Especially considering that he is also prone to paralyzing panic attacks triggered by everything from burnt toast to boredom. Can he win out against the mundane? Can he face the absurd? Author of the cult hit, A Happy Bureaucracy series, comes M.P. Fitzgerald's philosophical anti-novel. Bleakly funny in all of the wrong places, ...

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Hilda the Wicked Witch by Paul Kater (Alexandria Publising Group) (117 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

A fairy-land witch is transported to our world as a mishap makes a spell blow up in her face and mirror. The journey home is one filled with struggle, problems and many misunderstandings.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Rise of the Radio Gods: A coming of age adventure on the radio (Brad and Bone Radio Adventures Book 1) by Chris Wright (Wright on the Mark, LLC) (18 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Two high school buddies prank their way into a dream job on the radio. To save the radio station and their futures, they'll have to pull the best prank ever. The year was 1988 and every man in America dreamed of being Burt Reynolds. Or they were at least jealous of him for marrying Loni Anderson. Meanwhile, in the Atlanta suburbs, two teenage pranksters stumble into the dream job they never even knew they dreamed of... morning show hosts on a rock radio station. Richard finally has a shot at the successful life nobody believed he ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Housewife Assassin's Handbook (Housewife Assassin Series, Book 1) by Josie Brown (12,528 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Murder, suspense, sex--and some handy household tips. IN BOOK 1 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK: Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one -- and it happens to be government-sanctioned. But Donna earned it the hard way. Her husband was killed the day she delivered their third child. To avenge her husband's murder, Donna leads a secret life: as an assassin. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to that old adage, "Honey, I'm home... " If you love addictive unputdownable dark ...

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Beyond Dead: An Afterlife Adventures Novel (A Paranormal Ghost Cozy Mystery Series Book 1) by Jordaina Sydney Robinson (Shark Week Deadly Publishing) (2,210 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

****Currently being adapted for TV **** Bridget Sway is newly dead. And confused. Instead of cloud cars and harp-playing cherubs, the afterlife is working a full-time job that doesn't pay and a heinous communal living situation with housemates who have no concept of privacy or personal space. As if that wasn't bad enough, on her first day at work Bridget finds a murdered ghost stuffed in her locker. With the afterlife police looking to pin the murder on Bridget, her new best friend and ex-PI, Sabrina, suggests they solve the ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Baby and the Batman: a very short story (Baby Claire Story Snack Book 2) by H. L. Burke (27 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

A toddler attempts to negotiate the perfect Halloween costume in spite of her limited communication skills. A short story, only about 1000 words Contains a sample chapter of the author's novella "Thaddeus Whiskers and the Dragon."

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Old Man at the End of the World: Bite No. 1 by AK Silversmith (511 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

The end is nigh... and Gerald Stockwell-Poulter has had quite enough of it already. Pesky business altogether. All this hiding and running about. Makes Brexit look like a doddle. After 87 largely well-behaved years as a model citizen, less than four hours into the 'zompocalypse' and he has already killed a neighbour, rescued a moody millennial drug dealer and forged an unlikely allegiance with a giant ginger Scotsman. And it isn't even tea time. Join Gerald as he and his newfound allies navigate the post-apocalyptic English ...

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My Best Mistake: A Women's Fiction Novel of Courage and Comedy (My Best Series Book 1) by Carole Wolfe (215 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Everybody wants something from her. She's just looking for a little peace and quiet... Tired mother Tasha Gerome wishes she weren't such a mess. With a deadbeat ex-husband hounding her for cash, a house so bad the cleaning service quit, and a rich doctor falsely accusing her of writing him poor reviews, she's desperate for anything to go right. And when she's completely ignored at a speed-dating event, she fears she'll never get herself together. As her drunken former spouse continues to dog her and embarrasses the kids in public, ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Middlemarch (Grapevine Press) by George Eliot (7,263 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Middlemarch: A Study of Provincial Life by George Eliot examines a fictitious Midlands town in the nineteenth century that is going through modern developments. New scientific approaches to medicine cause public debate; the projected Reform Bill promises political transformation; the construction of railroads transforms both the physical and cultural landscape; and scandal lurks behind respectability. The novel's intricately drawn main characters -- the idealistic Dorothea Brooke, the ambitious Dr. Lydgate, the wasteful Fred Vincy, ...

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The Girl Who Was Always Single: A Short Horror Story for the Dating App Age by S.M. Perlow (21 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Amy hasn't had a serious boyfriend in years, and all her dating apps aren't helping. Vampires, gunslingers, and... sharks -- Amy's dark and twisted imagined explanations for her bad luck provide some comfort. But as the relationship disappointments mount and the coincidences pile up, she can't help wondering: Could the worst of her made-up explanations be more real than fiction?

Genre: Humor & Satire

What's French for WTF?: A Sitcom-Style Novella Set in Paris (Broads Abroad Book 1) by Gwen Ellery (Night Bloom) (184 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Fans of sitcoms with lovably faulted characters will love this novella about two sisters and four friends stranded in Paris. A complete story at 23,000 words. Down and out in Paris never felt so fine. Follow two sisters and four friends during their comic adventures in the City of Light. In this first sitcom of their series, Fern must call on her intervention skills to persuade her guy-crazy roommate Kimi to lay off a potential user. But what's really going on behind closed doors, and does it have anything to do with Fern's newly ...

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L'Homme Volcan (French Edition) by Mathias Malzieu (Flammarion) (264 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

"L'Homme-Volcan" relate l'histoire, tendre et mélancolique, d'une jeune fille qui vit les retrouvailles d'avec son petit-frère, mort quelques années plus tôt en tombant dans un volcan, et qui revient la visiter sous la forme d'un fantôme incandescent. Coédité par Flammarion et Syntonie, ce texte a fait l'objet d'une première publication au sein d'une application de lecture multimédia disponible sur iPad et iPhone. Lisible en quatre langues grâce à un moteur de lecture innovant, le texte vole au-dessus de brumes dévoilant ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Climax Ordinance by Seth Kinstle Price verified 8 hours ago

Get ready to have a taste of what it's like to have every experience you possibly can. As you go from one dream to the next not knowing what's going to happen or who's in control. You'll be sure to get your mind boggled in this extremity of what it's like to have a psychological climax. When anything can happen and there are no rules, it makes for a interesting take on what it is to be alive. So reach the end of the climax in your brain and make the decision to give it a try. Because as far as you know you might be in for the climax ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Ravensdale (That Scoundrel Émile Dubois) by Lucinda Elliot (155 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

When the disgraced earl turned highwayman Reynaud Ravensdale becomes fascinated by the hoydenish Isabella Murray, she agrees to elope with him, on the condition that he helps her to become a highwaywoman. Isabella's parents want to marry her off to Ravensdale's cousin, the next in line to the title, while she suspects that he knows more about the killing which led to Reynaud Ravensdale's disgrace than he cares to admit. Isabella plans to carry out a few Robin Hood type raids with Reynaud, and then to escape abroad. That is, if it ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Let's Get Serious: Let's Get Funny Fiction by Maureen Reil (193 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

What should you do when your boyfriend wants to propose live on air? Should you a) confess up front that you're already married before the cameras are in your face and risk losing him, because you never meant to lie but you never mentioned it either. On the other hand, b) try to avoid being alone with him (ever again) so that he will not get the opportunity to ambush you with a surprise engagement ring. Or c) play along with it and accept his offer of marriage and that leaves option d) which stands for divorce, which is what you ...

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Soul Bonds are a Witch by Bethany Hoeflich (6 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Victoria Blackwell is known as the 'magical dud of the coven,' but she's confident she can handle anything the High Priestess throws at her. She hadn't counted on being soul bonded to a cobra... *Soul Bonds is a short story set in the same universe as Reluctant Familiar*

Genre: Humor & Satire

Completions and Connections: A New Beginnings Novella by Kathryn R. Biel (164 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Christine's list of resolutions contains many clichés. Try something new. Buy a pair of heels. Get a promotion. Fall in love. Seems simple, especially when Christine meets Patrick, the man who could be Mr. Right. He's got the right credentials: a job, a sense of humor, a love of all things Indiana Jones, and best of all, he's actually taller than Christine. But busy schedules take over and gets in the way of Patrick and Christine's budding romance. Life interferes, as it has a way of doing, and Christine wants to throw in the ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand: A Dip into the Byblos Foretold Novaplex by M.E. Meegs (Lycophos Press) (8 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole -- intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice -- puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper -- or, at least, further down... Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story recounts yet another skirmish in the age-old ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Rocket Man: Master Of The Universe by Yoel Bereket (16 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Ruling North Korea has lost its appeal for Kim Jong-un. Missile mayhem, executing minions, or hanging out with basketball legend Dennis Rodman can't lift his mood... What's a poor dictator gonna do? Tapping into Kim's superhero alter ego, a group of terrified generals think they may have the answer. Who is going to stand in their way? Not best buddy Dennis Rodman, who is determined not to miss out on any intergalactic joyride, if he does not foul things up. In a race against time... Can these two outsized personalities keep their ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Quest for Juice: A Deeply-Weird and Serious Dark Comedy to Make You Laugh and Think (Paranoia Book 1) by Jonathan-David Jackson (107 Reviews)    Price verified 58 minutes ago

In a world of conspiracies, one man will risk everything for his favorite beverage. "One of the strangest books I have read for a long time. Loved it." - Amazon Customer Oscar has always lived a life of quiet paranoia, but now everything is changing. Suddenly, the bus is frequently late, his housekeys won't fit in the lock, and someone has taken his juice, which was the one thing holding his life together. "... near impossible to put down." - Terry Doherty He strikes back against the people behind it all, but when he strikes too ...

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A Bite in Afghanistan: Sharp Investigations Prequel Novella by E. N. Crane (65 Reviews)    Price verified 28 minutes ago

So... We aren't allowed in Afghanistan anymore. Specialist Cynthia Sharp and her partner, Sgt. Winnifred Pupperson, have been assigned a special mission. A mission that will likely cause an international incident and get her barred from an entire country. A Bite in Afghanistan is the prequel novel to the upcoming full-length Barking for Business, featuring Cyn Sharp and Winnie solving mysteries in their own community. But before she gets discharged, find out why she is no longer welcome in the Middle East. Sign-up for my email ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Secrets and Pies - a Cat's Tale: Prequel or Bonus Story (Milly's Magical Midlife) by Janet Butler Male (68 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

In the late 1950s, Saphira - a magical talking cat - lives in an English castle with pretty witch Ella. But all is not well. Ella's husband has lost all their money, and the butler stole her magic. Saphira wants to put things right. But things go from bad to worse when a pie tycoon is murdered. And Ella's husband might be the next victim. Born centuries ago, Saphira has never put a paw wrong and needs to solve the murder to save her reputation - and a life. You'll love this witty short story if you enjoy zany paranormal mysteries ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Old Folks At Home: Warehouse Them or Leave Them on the Ice Floe by Barry Friedman (978-0-557-52181-4) (101 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Henry and Harriet Callins, having discovered that all that glitters is not Golden Age, move into Restful Bowers, a community for seniors. It has all the amenities anyone would want, plus a Care Center and Assisted Living facility, their umbrella. Henry attends meetings, where problems are solved by planning more meetings. For Henry's fellow residents, the big event each day is waiting for the mailman. They enhance their wealth by scraping off the nickels and dimes that come in charity solicitation letters. Harriet lives in a world ...

Genre: Humor & Satire