The Divided Stories of America: The Blue Sea by J. C. Finnegan (1 Review)    Price verified one minute ago

What if the United States of America were no longer united? The Blue Sea is the second book in The Divided Stories of America, a series that offers a satirical glimpse of a fractured country through a collection of tall tales and colorful characters. The USA is dead. In its wake lie four autonomous territories: the Southeast, the Pacific, the Frontier, and the Northeast. The first of these is the region where freedom reigns alongside God. It's the place brothers Andy and Caleb Calloway call home. In the aftermath of the National Divorce, a schizophrenic named Andy is mired in a swamp, while his brother Caleb is living a charmed life with a gorgeous wife and an ocean vista. After the siblings meet up on Independence Day, they set sail on a journey that takes them through social media's virtual world and Florida's flesh and bones reality. As Caleb shepherds Andy through a ninety-day epic body transformation, past trauma rises to the surface. Caleb must examine his life as a social media influencer, his relationship with his brother, and the consequences of unalienable freedom. Voyage to The Divided Stories of America: The Blue Sea today.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue by Irene Woodbury Price verified 2 hours ago

What do you do when you discover that the man you've loved for 10 years has been secretly having an affair with a showgirl for 18 months -- and he has just flown to Las Vegas to propose to her? You could do the ladylike thing, congratulate them, and move on graciously. You could react more compulsively by eating too much ice cream, drinking too much wine, and arranging a slew of online dates. Or you could do what Crescent Weevil, a despairing girl Friday, does: steal 5,000 dollars from the office safe, drive like a maniac from Michigan to Vegas, break into the showgirl's condo, and kidnap her boyfriend. Can a happy ending possibly be lurking beneath all of the chaos and craziness? Find out in darkly funny Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Romero: Hollywood Fixer by Jr. Betancourt, Edwin (Edwin Betancourt Jr.) Price verified one hour ago

Hiding bodies,twisting the truth, spinning the lies and cleaning the dirty images of Hollywood stars is what has made Jayson Romero the hottest Hollywood Fixer in New Fran City. With the help of his trusty assistant, Anthony Santos, no scandal is too big for Fame Fixer Inc to handle! But when a $5 million bounty is placed on Jayson's life, the snarky Hollywood Fixer will soon have to come face to face with the ghosts from his past. Including the return of his ex-husband and deadly secrets from his own life that he thought he buried many years ago.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Borrowed Time: A Cozy Fantasy Novel (Primetime of Life Book 1) by L.A. Boruff (257 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Rowena is a time-traveling witch assassin who is very bad at her job. It's one thing to know I'm a witch. It's an entirely different thing to learn to use my powers. I've always known I was adopted, but it never mattered much until my birth mother died. I inherited her witchy powers and her job -- a time-traveling witch assassin, neither of which I know what to do with. But at least I get a trainer, my birth mother's old friend Arti, and a lazy dragon familiar who is determined to eat all my food and drink all my booze. Now I have to learn everything from scratch. Magic, time travel, assassining... assassinating? Whatever it is, I can't fail, or I lose my job and the witches in line for the position after me? Let's just say, not-so-nice. Keeping my job kinda means saving the world. No pressure. Grab this dark humor-filled, page-turning, suspenseful paranormal woman's fiction now, and escape into a world of yummy cheesecake-like men, snarky familiars, time travel hijinks, and danger.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Roy: The Most Chaotic Midlife Crisis in Cosmic History (Puki Horpocket Presents Book 1) by Zachry Wheeler (Mayhematic Press) (224 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

One lonely plumber. One bad decision. One trillion lives upended. This is the story of Roy, the architect of an epic crisis that paralyzed the largest space station in the universe. The aftermath created a legend, but the lunacy behind it remained a mystery. That is, until now. With the aid of footage and eyewitness accounts, this book reveals the outrageous truth behind the greatest pandemonium ever recorded. Roy is a Readers' Favorite® 5-Star Selection and a B.R.A.G. Medallion Honoree "If you're a fan of satirical works such as Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld, you're going to love Roy. This is an absolute banger of a novel that I would recommend to anyone who enjoys well-written satire." -- Pikasho Deka, Readers' Favorite "The wildest, most chaotically fun science fiction book I have had the pleasure to read in a long while. I hope more people hear about Roy and the Puki Horpocket series because it is out of this world!" -- Justine Reyes, Readers' Favorite "Puki's story has found a most satisfying champion in Zachry Wheeler who manages to do justice to this most interesting tale." -- Geoff Habiger, Readers' Favorite "I loved the way Puki conducts his interviews, both informative and funny. Overall, Roy is a fantastic story, well-written, and a quick easy read. Highly recommended." -- Natalie Soine, Readers' Favorite "Roy appealed to my off-beat sense of humor! This book is the product of a vivid imagination and is an entertaining read." -- Leonard William Smuts, Readers' Favorite Puki Horpocket is a literary titan with a loyal fandom that stretches across the universe. His merits are unchallenged, unsurpassed, and unquantifiable. Zachry Wheeler is a human author and terrestrial translator for Puki Horpocket Presents, a collection of legendary tales from beyond the black.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Shopping for a Baby's First Christmas (Shopping for a Billionaire Series Book 11) by Julia Kent (735 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

My mother wants all her kids and grandkids to spend Christmas Eve at her house and wake up on Christmas morning together. Sounds reasonable, right? And it would be. If it weren't my mother. My husband, Declan, is protesting any involvement, though he's openly intrigued by the idea of claiming his territory by having sex in my childhood bed. And by intrigued, I mean a series of really hot suggestions that make me whimper when I have to say no. Wait-why am I saying no, again? Mom has turned her house into a Christmas showcase that makes Frankenmuth look like the picked-over clearance rack at Target on December 26. You know those crazy people on Etsy who make felted gnomes out of belly-button lint and use... a certain kind of hair... to make thatched roofs on little decorative elf homes? Those people are saner than my mother. There is no force of nature stronger-or more emotionally volatile-than a fifty-something grandmother determined to create holiday memories. Wait a minute. Maybe there is. My husband. Listen to the audiobook as well, narrated by Audie award winner Tanya Eby!

Genre: Humor & Satire

Feisty (The Do-Over Series) by Julia Kent (898 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

I'm not to proud to admit that finding Mr. Right involves swiping right. Right? Welcome to dating in avocado toastland. Here I am, on my first blind date, ever, courtesy of a smartphone app and my two annoying best friends. So what is Chris "Fletch" Fletcher doing, walking across the room, looking at his phone like he's pattern matching a picture to find a real person he's never met before? Oh. Oh, no. The guy I drop-kicked in seventh grade cannot be my blind date. The guy who earned me this infernal nickname. That's right. Feisty. -- More from New York Times bestselling author Julia Kent as Fiona "Feisty" Gaskill gets her chance at love - drop-kick included.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Rise of the Radio Gods: A coming of age adventure on the radio (Brad and Bone Radio Adventures Book 1) by Chris Wright (Wright on the Mark, LLC) (18 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Two high school buddies prank their way into a dream job on the radio. To save the radio station and their futures, they'll have to pull the best prank ever. The year was 1988 and every man in America dreamed of being Burt Reynolds. Or they were at least jealous of him for marrying Loni Anderson. Meanwhile, in the Atlanta suburbs, two teenage pranksters stumble into the dream job they never even knew they dreamed of... morning show hosts on a rock radio station. Richard finally has a shot at the successful life nobody believed he was capable of, but only if Brad gives up his college scholarship and a future partnership in his dad's law firm. The odds are stacked against them with a program director who is pulling a prank of his own which could ruin them - and the station. Keeping the show alive for two weeks will take a miracle. Along with a little help from the Atlanta Braves most popular player, NASCAR's greatest living legend, and an unsuspecting teenage pop starlet. Rise of the Radio Gods is the prequel to Blowing Up the Airwaves from real life morning show host Chris Wright, winner of a dozen Best in Broadcasting awards during his own radio career..

Genre: Humor & Satire

Middlemarch (Grapevine Press) by George Eliot (7,263 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Middlemarch: A Study of Provincial Life by George Eliot examines a fictitious Midlands town in the nineteenth century that is going through modern developments. New scientific approaches to medicine cause public debate; the projected Reform Bill promises political transformation; the construction of railroads transforms both the physical and cultural landscape; and scandal lurks behind respectability. The novel's intricately drawn main characters -- the idealistic Dorothea Brooke, the ambitious Dr. Lydgate, the wasteful Fred Vincy, and the loyal Mary Garth -- play out the quiet drama of ordinary lives and poor decisions. Will Ladislaw, the lively nephew of Dorothea Casaubon's husband, the Rev. Edward Casaubon, and the evil John Raffles, who poses a threat to reveal one of the town's elite's hidden past, cause more disruption to the equilibrium of the community.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Porch Pirate Love by Irene Woodbury (14 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Do you think love stories always start with a meet-cute at some cool place with friendly vibes? If yes, then think twice. Kit Wells is an unmarried, eight-months' pregnant, 22-year-old blackjack dealer. Danny Potter is 27, single, and a former UPS driver who's now a porch pirate. When Danny steals a box off Kit's porch that contains her unborn baby's crib, she rushes out the door to stop him. The panicked mom-to-be trips on the steps and falls, her water breaks--and guess who ends up driving her to the hospital? If you are looking for some out-of-the-box drama, romance, sass and humor, then Irene Woodbury's Porch Pirate Love is just the right pick for you. Buy Porch Pirate Love today and dive into this sea of love and madness!!!

Genre: Humor & Satire

Bonfire of the Beasts by Scott Reardon (Belden Press) (48 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Top 100 Amazon Bestseller. #1 in Political Fiction. Bonfire of the Beasts is the most searing satire of political correctness of our time. Told from the perspective of a swan named Mother Goose, it's the story of animals who rise up against mankind to create a society free of bigotry and hate. What unfolds is a depiction of how sympathy and love can pave the way for unimaginable horrors. "Animal Farm meets 1984." --The Pursuit of Bookiness

Genre: Humor & Satire

A Dark and Stormy Night: A Comedy... With Murders (An Archie and Elise Mystery) by Grant Fieldgrove (Watch the Sky Publishing) (194 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

My Dear Dreadful Family! Archie and Elise are called to a hospital by a dying billionaire for a job that could mean a nice weekend getaway for them. Only, things go wrong. Very wrong. Welcome to Greystorm Manor, high in the mountains of Big Sky, Montana, where up until yesterday, Desmond Carrington lived a quiet and peaceful life. Now that he is dead, Mr. Carrington wants his greedy family to play a little game. There is only one rule: Stay Alive. A Dark and Stormy Night is a hilarious "Old Dark House" mystery, in the tradition of Clue and The Private Eyes, that you are sure to enjoy!

Genre: Humor & Satire

How to Leash a Thief: A Small-town Mystery with a Chick-Lit Twist & a Smidgen of Romance (Sleuthin' in Boots Book 1) by Cat Clayton (Pigasus Publications) (605 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Life in Pleasant Hills, Texas, flows like sweet molasses. Normally. But nothing is pleasant or normal about murder. I never thought, in my wildest dreams at 26-years-old, I would see my first dead body. Or take over my grandmother's floundering pet grooming business, without a lick of experience aside from managing the shop's (Stone Age) back office, drain my savings account for the shop's renovations, begin hearing my Chihuahua's voice inside my head, and wind up a possible suspect in the murder of one of my employees. Now, if I can clear my name, discover the real killer -- without getting whacked myself, come to terms with hearing my chatty pup, all while keeping the family business afloat, my life won't slip down the proverbial drain. ?Author's Note: Some, more mature, readers in the humorous, cozy mystery genre may love to hate my main character, Steely Lamarr, and that's okay. But as the writer, it is my duty to remain true to her character and her story. Steely doesn't claim to have all the answers, nor does she always make the wisest of decisions. Her character is loosely based on a few of my own experiences married to a law enforcement officer in my 20's, and coupled with inspiration drawn from our oldest daughter's personality, whose steely attitude and tenacious spirit kept her feet on the ground and her head held high during the difficulties in her young adult life. As with my own daughter, I have a deep appreciation for Steely's growth, maturity, and her willingness to own and learn from her mistakes as the series progresses. My hope is readers will acknowledge and appreciate this as well. If not, remember, there's always pie, and pie makes everything better. ~Publisher's note: This is the 2nd edition of How to Leash a Thief. Many readers of the 1st edition stated it read like a "cozy" mystery. Although it does contain many cozy mystery elements, we at Pigasus Publications do not want to mislead readers. Our readers' happiness is top priority. How ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Road to Farringale: Modern Magick, 1 by Charlotte E. English (15 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Can British magick be saved? Hell yes. Imagine modern Britain without magick. No fae enclaves. No flying chairs. No magick wands. Giddy gods, no unicorns. Who wants to live in that world? Me neither. But with magick on the decline, that's the world we're ending up with. Meet the Society for Magickal Heritage. Our boss is a disembodied voice. Our headquarters is a sentient house. You could say we've a vested interest in keeping magick alive. Can a ragtag bunch of magicians, necromancers and fae prevail against inevitable ruin and decline? Hell yes. Try and stop us. First mission? Find the source of a magickal disease that's decimating Britain's troll enclaves -- and fix it. Simple. Or... maybe not. For the only place that might hold the information we need is the ancient and inconveniently lost enclave of Farringale...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Turning On by Mike B. Good (42 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

A madman in the White House... A war in Vietnam... And on campus, the only marijuana was seeded Mexican. Someone had to do something. Why did it have to be Mike Good? No hero, he'd have been happy to graduate without getting killed marching for Peace. But when he learns of Uncle Dick's (AKA: President Nixon) diabolical plot to destroy Communism while getting rich quick, Mike is forced to take action. If not, it won't be just the commies who disappear. In this hilarious prequel to the Señor Bueno Travel Adventure series, Mike, avid surfer/mild-mannered revolutionary/wanna be rock star, turns on, tunes in, and plots against the government. Not to mention, runs afoul of professors, guidance counselors, theater critics, music critics, frat rats, porn directors, picky women, the Black Student Union, the National Guard, Governor Reagan, the CIA, and of course, President Nixon. Can an underdog armed only with a quick wit, a sarcastic tongue, and no common sense, find time for fun while saving the world? Not if the authorities have anything to say about it. If you like sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, irreverent humor, and laughing out loud, you'll love Turning On. Get it now!

Genre: Humor & Satire

Family Ghouls (A Greek Ghouls Mystery Book 1) by Alex A. King (2,340 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

MEAN GHOULS, #6 in the Greek Ghouls series, is out now! Allie Callas has a normal-ish job: she's the owner and sole employee of Finders Keepers, a service dedicated to the time-consuming task of finding (and finding out) things on the tiny Greek island of Merope. The fact that she's been seeing the dead ever since she can remember is incidental. It's nothing more than a... a... a birthmark on her soul and a pain in her butt. Except now death is getting personal and the dead are getting bossy. Her best friend (and neighbor) has been murdered, and her ghost is back to tell Allie that the events leading up to her death are hazy (very unhelpful), and that she wants Allie to figure out whodunit. Allie isn't a cop, but the wall-banging, hump-happy Detective Leo Samaras is just one floor away. Does he want her help? Nooo... But he wouldn't mind taking a good, hard look at her bedroom. With the dead starting to make unreasonable demands on her time, can Allie figure out who killed her friend, without taking a one-way trip to the grave herself? Will she start cursing the day she started seeing ghosts? And where did the hefty ghost cat that has moved into her apartment come from anyway? FAMILY GHOULS is the first book in the Greek Ghouls series: a comedic mystery set in Greece and steeped in ouzo.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Welcome to the Garden Club: A Novel by Jenny B. Tilbury (iUniverse) (1,189 Review)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Opening day of the Fleur-de-Lis Ladies Garden Club of the French Quarter gives fifty lucky women a chance to express their inner southern divas. As longtime member Stephanie Lewis steps into a luxurious condo to begin a new season of the garden club, she has no idea of the drama and life changes that await her. Stephanie, a community volunteer and socialite, is convinced that proper civilization ends at the New Orleans city limits. Her friends and fellow members consist of Gloria Vincent, a wealthy widow who manages two international businesses, and Dolores Delacroix, a successful business owner and master gardener who drinks like a sailor. As the roots of improbable friendships grow deeper, the women discover there is more to every life than what appears on the surface. When a chain of events transforms Stephanies life and the existence of the garden club forever, each of the women learns that she must first examine the past and face the present before she can ever embrace future possibilities. In this heartwarming story, the ladies of a French Quarter garden club depend upon reliance, grace, and the bonds of their sisterhood to courageously deal with lifes unexpected twists and turns. For more information visit: www.welcometothegardenclub.com.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Carolina Booty by T. Lynn Ocean (1,784 Review)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Jaxie Parker works for one of the best ad agencies in Atlanta and and thrives in the upscale fast lane. She loves everything about the big city including her power-packed days and party-filled nights. But life as she knows it comes to a screetching halt when the boss puts her in charge of the firm's annual pro bono project, which is to revitalize a small town. Unfortunately, Rumton, South Carolina doesn't have a mall or nightclub, much less a nail salon. For that matter, there's no hotel, either. Jaxie ends up rooming with an old man in an even older house that he shares with a dog and a thieving raccoon. Just when Jaxie thinks that she's landed in a dreadfully uneventful place, things heat up pretty fast -- there's much more to Rumton than meets the eye. Sexy men. A sinister plot to steal from the town. A raging wind storm. Quirky townspeople. And loads of astonishing pirate history. It all adds up to some major Carolina booty! "Ocean's latest is delightful and entertaining." -Romantic Times BOOKreviews

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Bride Wore Coveralls (Racing Book 1) by Debra Ullrick (Sweet Impressions Publishing) (795 Reviews)    Price verified 45 minutes ago

A Clean Contemporary Christian Romance Can bitter rivals come to love each other? Fighting deep prejudice against her femininity, her choice of vehicle, and even her heritage, Camara Cole is determined to win the mud-bog racing championship this year. Her biggest competition seems also to be her worst enemy. Chase Lamar has been racing mud-boggers as long as Camara, and he grudgingly admits she's the best driver-mechanic he knows. Their rivalry has been long and bitter. But Chase is a new Christian. As he begins to change, he finds his relationship with Camara changing, too. When Camara's vehicle is sabatoged, she naturally blames Chase, despite a growing attraction. Chase must prove his innocence, but evidence points his way. When the smoke clears and the truth is known, will each be able to extend forgiveness, maybe even love?

Genre: Humor & Satire

Eminently Respectable Capers by Tony Brennan (Vivid Publishing) (74 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

He was a university boxing champ with a bruised and battered face. But could anything have prepared young Father Sammy for his appointment as Secretary/MC to an irascible and eccentric old Cardinal? At first, his new boss seems like a shining example of childlike and bumbling innocence. But Sammy soon discovers the Cardinal has a fiendish sense of humour. When His Eminence throws the young priest into a knockout adventure of hilarious and mortifying encounters, from midnight motorbike chases to an operatic appearance and a mistaken shooting, Sammy finds himself in the match of his life.

Genre: Humor & Satire

It's the Apocalypse, Dave: Try to Have Fun by A.R. Wise (433 Reviews)    Price verified 29 minutes ago

Dave's a bit of a loser. Even he'd admit that was true. He's no good at relationships, he's a terrible employee, and he's got no clue what to do with his life. Quite frankly, the world doesn't seem to have a place for him. But that's okay, because the world's just about to end. An experiment thousands of miles away is about to initiate a world-wide apocalypse that's going to change everything. The world as Dave knew it is over, and he's going to find that the apocalypse has it in for him. While people all around him become infected by nightmarish creatures, Dave discovers he's got some friends left alive who need his help. Together, they're going to have to do battle with parasitic squid creatures out for blood, and find a way to survive an apocalypse designed to eliminate all human life.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Handbook for the Criminally Insane (Codex of the Demon King 1) by B. K. Brain (Brian Holtz) (410 Reviews)    Price verified 29 minutes ago

Zombies. Ghosts. A serial killer. Demon Chihuahua. So, you know, bring an axe or something. Welcome to Redmondsburg. You're just gonna love it here! From the tall statue of Hank Redmond - the founder of the town - in Pheasant Park, to the local eateries and historic library over on Whipple Avenue. Main Street is literally gorged with quaint antique emporiums and locally owned trinket shops! You'll be so busy soaking in the small town atmosphere that you won't even mind the smell emanating from somewhere south of town. There's nothing of any interest happening at Lakeshore Cemetery, and there are no strange or repulsive odors. In fact, forget I even mentioned it. Dead means dead in Redmondsburg. We promise. The Mayor, currently campaigning for re-election, is a friendly sort. He isn't bent on sacrificing an innocent on Halloween in order to bind with an ancient and unholy power. Nope, not him. His little dog isn't a bloodthirsty demon. Of course not! It's perfectly safe here. You're just gonna love it! We all do. Oh and if you see someone that looks dead or something, it's probably the flu. It definitely wouldn't be a zombie. Because that would just be stupid. The book is free, so take one!

Genre: Humor & Satire