Nice Meeting You by Phil Torcivia (23 Reviews)    Price verified 13 minutes ago

A divorced man continues his hilarious search for true love as he struggles to learn what women really want. Excerpt from Nice Meeting You - Breakup Form Letter Dear [insert name of the person you will no longer be sleeping with, unless you get really drunk and lonely], I [have enjoyed/was bored by/regretted] our relationship but [unfortunately/fortunately/thank freaking God] it has come to an end. You're a real [special/nice/stupid] person, and I'm doing this in print so that you don't have any misconceptions about why our relationship is over. Here are the main reasons why I [don't love you anymore/need a break/can no longer stand the sight of you]: [Insert all that apply.] • You smell. • You're a slob. • Your [pets/children/family] are nuisances. • You're cheap. • I found your Match.com profile, and it is chock full of lies. (Athletic and Toned? Really?) • You don't wash your [sheets/shirts/self] often enough. • You're a Boston [Celtics/Red Sox/anything] fan. • You dress as if you're going to a [trailer-park party/high school gym class/luau/funeral]. • Your taste in [food/wine/TV shows/movies/music/coffee] sucks. • I found compromising pictures of you on [your cell phone/Facebook/my friend's phone]. • Whereas you used to [workout/run/surf] multiple times weekly, now you spend more time [riding the couch/playing video games/surfing porn]. • You haven't bought me [jewelry/flowers/chocolate/squat-ola] in months. • I'd rather pay twice the rent than have to stare at your [fat/hairy/bald] [back/butt/head] for another night. • I've met someone [nicer/better/prettier/more handsome/less annoying]. All that remains for us to settle at this point is the following: • [I am/You are] keeping the [sofa/pictures/videos/ring]. • Please [leave my stuff in a bag on your front porch/bring my stuff to my place, and maybe we'll have farewell sex/donate my stuff to Goodwill, except my toothbrush, you ass]. • You [are/are not] ...

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Master Mind: Unleashing the Infinite Power of the Latent Brain: (Brain Power, Brain Function, Brain Games, Brain Plasticity, Cognitive Processing ... by C.K. Murray (25 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Master Mind Prepare yourself. You are about to learn invaluable strategies for improving your life TODAY. Did you know that the human brain contains over 100 billion neurons, and that each of these neurons is capable of making 15,000 synaptic connections? That brain power and cognitive skills are linked directly to the plasticity of your brain? Whether trying to boost your IQ, achieve maximum memory improvement, or harness the full power of manipulative mind control, neuropsychology has the power to change your life forever. Without a firm understanding of brain power and brain training, we will never achieve optimal success. Instead, we'll creep through life weak-minded and slow-witted, never unleashing the infinite power of our latent minds. Is that what you want? Master Mind: Unleashing the Infinite Power of the Latent Brain (A Preview) Are You Optimized? Common Signs of Brain Fatigue Molding Your Mind: The Truth about Neuroplasticity Brain Hacks: Proven Paths to Cognitive Enhancement, Memory Consolidation and Cerebral Dominance Rewind for Wisdom -- 7 Practical Strategies to Boost the Aging Brain Dark Psychology: Unleashing the Power of Manipulative Mind-Control Tags: neuropsychology, brain power, plasticity, cognitive skills, memory improvement, mind control, boost your iq

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What a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (25 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Do you know any nice guys? Perhaps you're married to or good friends with one. Well, consider the possibility that this nice guy is so frustrated with his relationship failures that he needs to vent to keep from turning into a bad boy with anger issues. Then, try not to spit hot coffee as you read his sarcastic rants about why men and women don't seem to fit. Excerpt from What a Nice Guy -- Snippity Doo Dah My initial vasectomy consultation is scheduled for today and I can't get this song out of my head: Snippity doo dah, snippity aye, My, oh my, what a wonderful day! None of my sperm is going to stray. Snippity doo dah, snippity aye. Mister blue balls getting older, No child support It's so practical. Everything's satisfactual! (Everbody now... ) Snippity doo dah, snippity aye, Rubberless feelings coming my way! If you're staring at this page with mouth agape, you're either my mother or a fertile woman. Men, can I have an amen? You betcha. Look, ladies, I turn fifty this year. I need offspring like I need square dancing lessons. If I were to have one of my little guys actually find an egg, that would make me almost seventy by the time Junior went to prom. I'd be riding my daughter down the aisle on my scooter. I've done the math. It costs $800, which is equivalent to twenty morning-after pills, two abortions, or a case of Silver Oak wine. I'll sacrifice the latter for peace of mind. It is also one-hundredth the cost of a college education, one-tenth the cost of a used car (plus repairs), and half the cost of outgrown sneakers. I know, I know. "You still need to wear condoms. What about STDs?" That's true (and it sucks), but it makes the whole process less stressful when breakage or slippage occurs. Actually, I think I've only had a rubber break once in my life. Slippage has happened numerous times. (OK, stop with the tiny penis jokes.) I'm sure we've all had that shocking/embarrassing moment when ole Willy leaves the party without his ...

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Being the Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (2 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

It's not easy being the nice guy. Would you rather your man be genuine or nice? Don't you want honesty? To be the nice guy I must constantly look for your best traits, admire them, remind you how much I appreciate them (but, not too often as that would be creepy), and avoid any sensitive areas. This is a chore I must endure if I'm to maintain any friends or lovers. Sad. Well, this book in my Nice Guy series lays out a bunch of crass, sarcastic, swear-word-laden essays chronicling my best efforts, which have failed because I still have two cats and zero vaginas in my bed. I hope that you vicariously enjoy my relationship struggles and that they somehow make your relationship situation seem so much better. You're welcome.

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GAMERMOM: A bedtime story for moms who game by Liane Joly (9 Reviews)    Price verified 42 minutes ago

Are you a mom? Are you a gamer? Then you're a GAMERMOM! Kids don't want to go to bed? Can't game in peace? Then this book is for you! I know your struggles and I capture them perfectly in this hilarious, satirical "bedtime" story. Let me help you educate your kids on the importance of going to bed on time, so mom can get her game on! From needy kids to falling asleep while gaming, you'll laugh your way through this very relatable book!

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Just a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (29 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Is it true that nice guys finish last? It sure seems that way as a divorced man fights his way through a comedic dating scene. Will he ever find his soul mate? Phil has been called the male version of Carrie Bradshaw. Enjoy his humorous essays about relationships and the struggles we all have finding and keeping lovers. Women appreciate his open view into the minds of men. Artist Mike Swaim adds to the hilarity with his brilliant sketches, giving another dimension to Phil's quest for love. Excerpt from Just a Nice Guy - Commitment Test for Men Men say they are ready for monogamy, but are they just saying that to hasten the clothing removal process? I've put together a simple test a woman can give her man to see if he is truly ready or just a horny bastard. 1. When I see Kim Kardashian's butt on TV, I... a. Drool. b. Sport wood. c. Give thanks and praise. d. Change the channel. 2. The thing I look forward to most about getting married is... a. The built-in maid I get to have sex with. b. The bachelor party. c. Not having to date. d. Companionship. 3. If my woman asks me to stay home with her and watch Grey's Anatomy... a. I laugh, grab my keys, and head to the nudie bar. b. I whine and pout. c. I agree, as long as she agrees to provide oral favors afterward. d. I rub her feet while we hang on every word. 4. Her friends make me want to... a. Touch myself. b. Wear noise-cancelling headphones. c. Find excuses to avoid them. d. Be one of the girls and hang out. 5. If times get tough and we have to move in with her parents... a. I'll beg to be euthanized. b. I'll become a meth addict. c. I'll lock myself in a room and play Xbox. d. I'll contribute by doing household chores and mowing the lawn. 6. A fun honeymoon would include... a. My bride's confession of bisexuality. b. Seats along the third base line. c. A topless beach. d. Riding horses on the beach with my new soul mate. 7. Once married, I would no longer... a. Trim my ball hair as often. b. Chase curvy ...

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I Am Not Your Guru (Yet): Until you read this book; then I totally will be by Ben Kissam (32 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Three years ago, his life was a mess. He hit rock bottom and knew he needed to change. Then, he ordered five self-help books from the internet. Now, he's a successful person. He runs his own lifestyle business, puts butter in his coffee, and quotes Nietzsche at parties. And in this groundbreaking how-to success manual, he'll teach you how to be successful just like him. You'll learn things like: - The keys to ditching all your loser friends (who have prevented you from being successful to this point) - Proven strategies for being overly optimistic, if not obnoxious, about how much you enjoy failure - How to 'win the day' with your morning routine, then lose the afternoon (guaranteed) - How to chunk down your goals and (literally) eat an elephant- How to craft edgy content with the f*cking f-word in the title

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Not So Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (8 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Love... Who needs it? I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation. Meh What I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist. Karma Kicked Me Sure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt -- that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it. Look at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the reader. WARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 Times Before we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss. F-ing love it. You're going to read plenty of bad words, so reading aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you're in church. Also, since I have taken certain liberties with our language, and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I've decided to enhance this tome with -- drum roll, please -- recipes! Yay, Recipes! Cheers, my dears.

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Still a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (35 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Dating is a humorous struggle for a recently divorced man who has no clue what women want. Excerpt from Still a Nice Guy - What's Your Sign? Astrology is bullshit. That doesn't keep people--including First Ladies--from making decisions based on their horoscopes. Some women decide if they are compatible with a man based on his sign. "Oh, you're a Virgo? Well, then this will never work." She's right; it won't, because I don't want to waste time with a deluded person. It's time we come up with a new set of signs, and I'm just the man to do it. • Hairies. Featuring Greeks and Italians, this group includes people with constant shower drain clogs and an arsenal of clippers and razors. • Saggyderryarius. Old folks with droopy butts. • Whorpio. Also known as "sex junkie," obsessed with enjoying the finer things in life in exchange for putting out. • Borus. This includes people who dominate every group event and keep us all on the edge of our seats with their Facebook updates, or so they think. • Gleeyo. One with obnoxious laughter hiding a deep depression. • Hebra. Man with boobs. • Ginani. Martini addicts. People who drink from triangular glasses and act catty. • Furgo. Women with hairless privates that make it easy for men to find glory while fantasizing about their high school sweethearts. • Glancer. Voyeurs who can't talk to women without staring down the cleavage. For you blue-collar types: • Construction Zone. Visit Del Mar, La Jolla, or Scottsdale to discover wild packs of these Botox-laden beasts. • School Zone. Cougars out to teach youngsters how to make a Cosmopolitan and find the G-spot. • Yield. A sign of indifference. I use this one often. It represents someone who would rather receive directions than guess what you want. It also means that I don't care what your sign is.

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Welcome to Shadowrun: Navigating the Cyberpunk Dystopia and Its Factions (Realm Chronicles: Unleashing the Power of Roleplaying Games) by Barrett Williams (1 Review)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Welcome to the eBook, "Welcome to Shadowrun," an immersive journey into the heart of a dark, gritty, and unrelenting cyberpunk dystopia. Discover a world on the brink of collapse, where the lines between fantasy and reality blur, and humanity navigates the brutal consequences of unchecked capitalism and technological innovation. Embark on this thrilling experience as we delve deep into a landscape dominated by powerful megacorporations. Uncover their ruthless tactics and the devastating effects on society as we explore the intricate web of politics, intrigue, and espionage that permeates every corner of this futuristic world. Prepare to be introduced to the vibrant, diverse inhabitants of this chaotic realm, from the enigmatic shadowrunners to the awe-inspiring great dragons. Venture into the realm of advanced technologies and witness the unpredictable fusion of cyberware, bioware, and magic that has redefined the very fabric of existence. As humanity desperately clings to survival, learn about the elusive threat of artificial intelligence and the harrowing dangers of paranormal creatures that lurk in the darkest depths of the astral plane. Discover how powerful activist and resistance groups are fighting back against oppressive regimes and organizing revolts to fight for their freedom. Navigating the perilous landscape of the Sixth World presents untold challenges, but "Welcome to Shadowrun" is your ultimate guide to its complex politics, alliances, and rivalries. From the role of freelancers and independent operatives to the incredible powers wielded by technomancers, this eBook offers invaluable insider tips and strategies to help you make your mark in this unforgiving world. If you crave an action-packed adventure, bursting with suspense, intrigue, and gritty realism, then "Welcome to Shadowrun" is the ultimate page-turner. Dive into the heart of a world teeming with conflict, subterfuge, and betrayal, and immerse yourself in the epic struggle for power, ...

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Lucky Louie’s Logical Lottery Lore by George R. Martin III Price verified 9 hours ago

IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! I'm thrilled to share with you that I was able to achieve a 4 OF 5 result on my first attempt using the Lottery Gambit system! I stumbled upon this method while searching for a way to play better combinations on the Lottery, and it's been working well for me. However, as with any game of chance, there are no guarantees of earnings. You assume all risk and responsibilities, and I cannot be held responsible for any losses, financial, physical, or emotional. That being said, I strongly encourage you to give this system a try, as it has been the Achilles' heel of every lottery worldwide. The results may vary from person to person, but for me, it was worth every penny. And remember, this system is for your eyes only and cannot be shared with anyone else. So knock thrice on the green door in the rear alley and step into the world of Lucky Louie's Logical Lottery Lore. Trust me, it's just a matter of time before you start winning big!

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I Heart Movie Lists by Duane Bradley (7 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

WHAT LINKS JAMES CAMERON, RONALD MCDONALD, BILL COSBY AND DONALD TRUMP? WHICH DIRECTOR CHANGED HIS NAME TO "JESUS CHRIST II"? WAS PORN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH OF THE VCR? Sometimes reading about movies is more fun than watching them, so if you're bored by formulaic Hollywood blockbusters, this is the book for you. I Heart Movie Lists will give you a glimpse of the egos, conflicts and eccentric personalities in the movie industry as the authors struggle to answer the age old question, "What Were They Thinking?"

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How to Date Men by Phil Torcivia (23 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

So, you want a man? Allow me to guide you through the jungle of hairy beasts. 99% of your romantic relationships have failed. You are the common denominator, so logic would say you suck at relationships. The problem isn't in the picker, it's in the picking. In this book, I lend my expertise as the datee, not the dater. I'm the man who knows men, and how you can net the one you want (for the time being). True, we men are slightly different, so you need to approach your prey appropriately. Don't go hunting birds with hammers. Let's say you'd like to date a married man whom, I assume, you're not married to. That's quite an evil desire, according to some. I'm not here to judge. Perhaps you want to bed a man who desperately needs something new, and who will leave you alone thereafter. Fine. Well, you need to approach this fellow a certain way. (It's in here.) Learn how to net Mr. Right. After reading this book you will know how to approach all types of men, including: • Older Men • Short Men • Brown Men •... and many others. It works. I've gotten women laid. "Phil guided me through meeting the man of my dreams. I think I'm ready for my next dream, please." - Anonymous Please buy the book, so I can continue my research... and drink better wine while I'm at it.

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From Zero to Hero: Unleash Your Creative Potential and Forge Epic Characters in the World of Dungeons & Dragons (Realm Chronicles: Unleashing the ... by Barrett Williams Price verified 10 hours ago

Venture into a world of limitless potential, where ordinary individuals rise to become extraordinary with our amazing new eBook - "From Zero to Hero". Unleashing the ultimate guide to character creation, this captivating publication sinks its teeth into the heart of what makes a hero truly memorable. Dive into the initial stages of shaping your protagonist with our engaging introduction to character creation. Meet all sorts of character races - grasp their strengths, their weaknesses, and learn to leverage them in the most strategic ways. Unravel the nuances of picking a class and distributing character attributes based on it. Unleash the power of choices, and learn how the ethical and moral orientation of your character impacts the world around them. Experience an in-depth exploration of your character's backstory. Discover how to craft believable, persuasive personality traits and develop unique skill sets and proficiencies. Learn to manage the nitty-gritty -- from distributing wealth and managing equipment to understanding optional elements like feats and multiclassing. Embark on a thrilling journey with our comprehensive guide to understanding dice rules. Master survival strategies, explore ways to achieve heroism by levelling up your character, and learn the importance of fostering relationships with co-players. Revel in the balance between game mechanics and immersive storytelling, and tackle the multiple perspectives of campaigns. Bounce back from epic mishaps with our practical guide to turning losses into lessons. 'From Zero to Hero' includes hard-earned wisdom, essential tips, and expert advice on advanced character building. You'll also learn about long-term growth and development strategies for your character, dig into the principles of team dynamics in D&D, and even learn how to transition from a player to a Dungeon Master. Concluding with a look toward your ongoing journey in D&D character development, 'From Zero to Hero' is a must-have for any ...

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Global Movie Magazine Networks by Eric Hoyt (University of California Press) Price verified 3 hours ago

A free ebook version of this title is available through Luminos, University of California Press's Open Access publishing program. Visit www.luminosoa.org to learn more. This groundbreaking collection of essays from leading film historians features original research on movie magazines published in China, France, Germany, India, Iran, Latin America, South Korea, the U.S., and beyond. Vital resources for the study of film history and culture, movie magazines are frequently cited as sources, but rarely centered as objects of study. Global Movie Magazine Networks does precisely that, revealing the hybridity, heterogeneity, and connectivity of movie magazines and the important role they play in the intercontinental exchange of information and ideas about cinema. Uniquely, the contributors in this book have developed their critical analysis alongside the collaborative work of building digital resources, facilitating the digitization of more than a dozen of these historic magazines on an open-access basis.

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Random Tavern Encounters: D100 Random Tables for Fantasy Tabletop RPG (RPG Random Encounter Tables for Fantasy Tabletop Dungeon Masters Book 19) by Paul Bellow (6 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Random tavern Encounters This Book Contains the Following... Random tavern Encounters x 500 Barkeep NPCs x 25 Tavern Patrons x 25 Human and Dwarven Names x20 each Dungeon and Tavern Names x20 each Get Even More at... https://randomencountersai.com

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Dialing the Globe: The Exciting World of DXing and International Discovery (RadioCraft Chronicles: Mastering HAM Radios for Modern Communication Book ... by Barrett Williams Price verified 4 hours ago

Dive into the extraordinary universe of DXing with "Dialing the Globe," a digital navigator's ultimate guide to the world of long-distance communication. Perfect for enthusiasts and newcomers alike, this eBook delves into the intriguing international hobby that connects cultures and continents through the airwaves. In "Dialing the Globe," embark on a journey that begins by unraveling the fundamentals of DXing and its compelling global allure. Discover the evolution of long-distance communications from its early days to the modern triumphs of technology, and get acquainted with radio frequencies and bands that tie the globe together. Ready to launch your very own DXing station? Chapter 2 outlines the critical equipment needed and offers strategic guidance for setting up an effective radio outpost. Grasp the influences of geography and weather on signal clarity and embark on a learning adventure that fine-tunes your listening skills, from distinguishing the faintest overseas transmissions to logging significant contacts and harnessing digital modes. High-frequency band explorations await in Chapter 4, providing a closer look at the magical HF Band and sharing the most coveted frequencies among DXing hobbyists. Then transition from navigating the complexities of HF to conquering the unique challenges of VHF and UHF DXing, where aerial adventures await. "Dialing the Globe" goes beyond the technical, celebrating the vibrant social scene that underpins the DXing community. Learn about clubs, contests, and the cherished friendships formed across invisible lines. Plus, uncover the high-tech world of satellite DXing, including surprising challenges and valuable strategies for success. Future-focused? Chapter 9 delves into what lies ahead for DXing, emphasizing the emergence of software-defined radios and preserving the pastime for generations anew. Ethical practices, troubleshooting, exotic moonbounce communications, and strategies for minimal power output emphasize a ...

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Chess Tactics: 320 Extremely Hard Puzzles for Experts by Alex Terzi (13 Reviews)    Price verified 42 minutes ago

Do you want to learn the same chess techniques that master players use to win competitions all over the world? Then you need to get this workbook and finish the puzzles to see how! Chess is a difficult game to master. While it's easy to get into it's hard to truly excel. Many people spend years of their life trying to perfect their game. But, with this book you can do it in a manner of weeks. In the third volume of Alex Terzi's exciting chess workbook series, you'll learn some of the hardest chess techniques known to man by solving some of the hardest chess puzzles there is. These techniques are broken down step by step so that you can understand how they work and how to beat them, so that you're never caught off guard again. Like the last workbooks, this one is also broken down into three different parts so you work your way through the easiest to the hardest puzzles, all on your own time. By the end of this book you'll be able to sit down and play masters of the game, who've spent their whole life playing, and you'll be able to win. This workbook includes: • • Over 320 of the hardest chess techniques in the world in puzzle form • All of which are broken down in three chapters from easiest to the most difficult so that you can learn how to solve them faster • Answers to how to beat these techniques along with descriptions of why they work so well • And more! Learning chess is a commitment to playing one of the greatest games in the world. And by mastering it you'll accomplish something that few people ever get a chance too. Whether you play competitively or just for fun, by solve the puzzles in this workbook you will go from an advanced player to a master player in a matter of days. Alex Terzi is a master chess player and expert who is sharing the secrets of the masters for the first time ever, so that everyone can have a chance to learn these difficult techniques for themselves. If you are serious about mastering the art of chess then you ...

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The Big Fish... no place to bury kings (The Big Fish Tails Book 9) by Mike Williams (5 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

The Big Fish is on the move - quite literally. And this latest tale has a look round some suitable resting places for monarchs.And some not so suitable ones. And look out for some distractions along the way.

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Nice Guy Island by Phil Torcivia (2 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

TOUR OF NICE GUY ISLAND You single? How's that dating thing working out for you? Getting your recommended nightly allowance of love and affection? Or are you at the point where a bottle of Pinot, a good TV series, and a pet or two are all you need? Thirteen years of being single, after thirteen years of marriage, has left me in a peculiar place -- on Nice Guy Island. I'm not the aggressive bad boy who hooks women with his mysterious behavior. I'm polite, kind, and considerate, which translates into "fucking boring" for far too many potential mates. Hence, all my paddling away from the island lands me in strong currents, taking me back where I started. If you visit my island, what you'll find is an often-sedated, yet content population of one and two-thirds (male felines, Syd and Symon). The fridge is full of beer, tuna, hot sauce, and prepared meals. The freezer has ice packs for sore, old muscles. Nothing else to see here. Not exactly Barbados. On this island, even masturbation has become tedious, so I venture out nightly in search of stimulation. These pages document those travels. May you find humor in my message -- it keeps me afloat. Yours, stranded, Phil

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The Big Fish... At the Koper (The Big Fish Tails Book 19) by Mike Williams (2 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

The Big Fish takes to the seas once more having seen off Covid, the Queen, and a few Prime Ministers too. How bad could it be...

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The Forever Pact (The Bachelors of Paradise Valley Book 1) by Jaimie Casey (486 Reviews)    Price verified 12 minutes ago

What's that saying? What can go wrong will go wrong? I think that should be the saying for my life. I'm Pippa Chase. I was about to become Pippa Snothead, but then my fiancé cheated on me, and I called off the wedding... I'm heartbroken, but at least I avoided a horrible last name. And now, I'm on my way to Paradise Valley, Montana, to lick my wounds and figure out what's next in my life. I'm going to live with my childhood best friend, TJ Wyatt, on a ranch he bought. Ever since we were young, we had a pact that if one of us needed the other, we would be there for each other. Granted, TJ and I haven't seen each other since we were thirteen, and we stopped our barrage of letters and emails when we were eighteen. However, we still send Christmas cards yearly, and in one of them, he did say, "If you're ever in this part of the country, drop in." I don't think he meant it as literally as I took it. So, that's how I ended up living on a remote ranch, in a log cabin with a man who didn't seem quite as happy to see me as I thought he would be. But maybe it didn't help that I showed up in my wedding dress, and everyone in town thought I was his new bride. Oops! This may not have been my best decision, but I'm hoping that Paradise Valley can help to mend my broken heart.

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Both Barrels: Going Southern by Charlie B Harry (3 Reviews)    Price verified 52 minutes ago

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Tempest: Geometries of Play (Landmark Video Games) by Judd Ethan Ruggill (University of Michigan Press) (6 Reviews)    Price verified 42 minutes ago

Atari's 1981 arcade hit Tempest was a "tube shooter" built around glowing, vector-based geometric shapes. Among its many important contributions to both game and cultural history, Tempest was one of the first commercial titles to allow players to choose the game's initial play difficulty (a system Atari dubbed "SkillStep"), a feature that has since became standard for games of all types. Tempest was also one of the most aesthetically impactful games of the twentieth century, lending its crisp, vector aesthetic to many subsequent movies, television shows, and video games. In this book, Ruggill and McAllister enumerate and analyze Tempest's landmark qualities, exploring the game's aesthetics, development context, and connections to and impact on video game history and culture. By describing the game in technical, historical, and ludic detail, they unpack the game's latent and manifest audio-visual iconography and the ideological meanings this iconography evokes.

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#STUMPED: Instant Party Riddles for Teens and Adults (Stumped Riddle Books: Original What-Am-I Mind-Benders, No Old Rehashed Riddles Book 1) by Barbara Cipak (73 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

eBook Layout and What You Get: ? Answer Page Navigation: Each answer has its own dedicated page, which you can access through the Table of Contents. To find a specific answer, navigate to the Table of Contents and click on the corresponding "Riddle Answer," easily identified by its associated riddle number. Note: The paperback version has an entire answer section, with each chapter's answers on its own page. ? Riddles are Mostly in Rhyming Format: Dive into the delightful world of riddles presented in a fun and catchy rhyming style. It's an enjoyable way to challenge your mind! ?? Visual and Text Options: Each riddle page offers a captivating photo and text version catering to different reading preferences. Enjoy a visually rich experience or focus on the textual content -- it's your choice! ? All Original Riddles in the What Am I Format: All riddles are exclusively presented in the engaging "What Am I" format, adding an extra layer of intrigue and making the reading experience even more interactive. ... Scroll down to preview more riddles to get a taste of the fun "What-Am-I" style riddles you'll get to solve with this book... Are You Ready to Try to Solve One? Can you solve this riddle?... First, can you solve this one? I am a word that has three letters but I'm actually six letters long I'm used when thinking or trying to figure what may have gone wrong, here is a clue that may help you, four of my letters are the same, and the first three letters spell a body part, or an animals name, What word am I? It's not just a riddle book... ... it's also a game. **Are you bored with those same old rehashed riddles? **Guess what? You're ONLY getting ORIGINAL "What-Am-I" Riddles in this book! What The Stumped Riddle Book Includes: • One riddle per page • Easy-to-read riddles • Riddles in photo format (not just boring text!) • Eight different riddle chapter topics • Answers at the back of the book • It's also an around-the-table book game! • ...

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Silent Hill: The Terror Engine (Landmark Video Games) by Bernard Perron (University of Michigan Press) (130 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Silent Hill: The Terror Engine, the second of the two inaugural studies in the Landmark Video Games series from series editors Mark J. P. Wolf and Bernard Perron, is both a close analysis of the first three Silent Hill games and a general look at the whole series. Silent Hill, with its first title released in 1999, is one of the most influential of the horror video game series. Perron situates the games within the survival horror genre, both by looking at the history of the genre and by comparing Silent Hill with such important forerunners as Alone in the Dark and Resident Evil. Taking a transmedia approach and underlining the designer's cinematic and literary influences, he uses the narrative structure; the techniques of imagery, sound, and music employed; the game mechanics; and the fiction, artifact, and gameplay emotions elicited by the games to explore the specific fears survival horror games are designed to provoke and how the experience as a whole has made the Silent Hill series one of the major landmarks of video game history.

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