Junk Sale: Stories & Essays by Patrick Lombardi (17 Reviews)    Price verified 46 minutes ago

Don't expect to find any hidden gems at this junk sale. In writer and journalist Patrick Lombardi's debut book, tales get twisted and encounters get heated. This collection features more than a dozen humorous short stories and nonfiction essays. Lombardi has crafted a hilarious adventure into his own little world, where a man finds love while committing burglary, a fresh college graduate does his best not to get hired, and a bitter server verbally abuses his guests. From hopeless romantics to simply insane travelers, Lombardi captures a range of engaging personalities that will have you convulsing in laughter. So buckle up for a chaotic ride of stories that live up to their collective title. "Junk Sale" is bound to make you laugh so hard you'll cry -- or cry so hard you'll laugh. Either way, you'll cry. Isn't that the point of humor? Patrick Lombardi writes in a similar vein to comedy greats like David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, and Stephen Colbert. His humor is often cheerful and clever, but he isn't afraid to be blunt or caustic when the situation calls for it. But don't think too much into Lombardi's tales--they're constructed strictly for your enjoyment.

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Karmic Blues by Jeff D Buchanan (Cinenovel®) (1 Review)    Price verified 6 hours ago

KARMIC BLUES Jeff D Buchanan At times humorous and sad, thought-provoking and borderline paranoid, Karmic Blues is a collection of irreverent short stories from author Jeff D Buchanan. The stories herein unveil the many oddities, sufferings, and idiosyncrasies that plague much of mankind. Whether it be a panicked playwright desperately trying to appease an imaginary audience (Killing Stage) -- a professional car thief achieving a perverted sense of morality (Mr. Nick) -- an old man who transforms his front yard into a junkyard of revenge (Raven On A Porch) -- or the calamitous endeavor of an alien Ambassador from the planet Teravulia who comes up woefully short on his expectations of Earth (Celestial Blues), Karmic Blues is certain to raise an eyebrow as it entertains. Killing Stage Mr. Nick The Used To Be Yori and the Inkwell Raven On A Porch Pilgrim's Progress Rudy Dodge Celestial Blues Cinenovel®

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Huge Trivia Quiz Book: A big trivia quiz book with 10,000 questions and Answers by Elliot Carruthers (1 Review)    Price verified 8 hours ago

In a world brimming with information, trivia offers us a delightful diversion. The "Huge Trivia Quiz Book - 10,000 Questions with Answers" is an embodiment of this intellectual playground, inviting you on a journey through a vast realm of knowledge. Within these pages, you'll encounter a vast array of questions that span the spectrum of human understanding. From history to science, pop culture to geography, this book is a treasure trove of facts and figures that will challenge, enlighten, and entertain. It is a testament to the curiosity that resides within us all, that unquenchable thirst for knowledge that has driven humanity's progress. As we delve into the intricacies of these questions and their answers, we not only celebrate the diversity of information but also the joy of discovery. Trivia, often considered the "little things," possesses the power to illuminate our minds and kindle our imagination. It reminds us that knowledge is not static but dynamic, a journey rather than a destination.

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1,500 FASCINATING FACTS: All the really interesting knowledge around the World (Volume 1) by Danielle Yarbrough (199 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

There are 1,500 fascinating facts covering a wide range of topics including animals, arts, history, literature, miscellaneous, movies, science and nature, sports, television, U.S. geography, U.S. presidents, and world geography. This is book 1 of my really interesting knowledge series; I hope you enjoy it, and if you do, look for other books in the series.

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Are You Smart About: Useless Trivia (Are You Smart About?) by Elliot Carruthers (11 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Attention trivia lovers! Are you ready to put your knowledge to the test with some of the most fascinating and obscure facts out there? If so, then "Are You Smart About Useless Trivia" is the book for you! Inside these pages, you'll find a collection of the most bizarre, fascinating, and entertaining tidbits of information that you never knew you needed to know. From the origins of common phrases to the strange habits of animals, this book covers it all. With "Are You Smart About Useless Trivia," you'll not only impress your friends and family with your newfound knowledge, but you'll also satisfy your own curiosity about the world around you. Who knows? You might even win your next trivia night! This book is perfect for anyone who loves learning new things and has a passion for trivia. Whether you're a seasoned expert or just getting started, "Are You Smart About Useless Trivia" will provide you with hours of entertainment and education.

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The Secret of Linden Court by Thomas Stimson (14 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

How far would you go to keep a secret? In a quaint European city so old that Roman coins are still unearthed in the back gardens of trim little houses, the single, thirty-seven-year-old junior file clerk of the City Tax Department thought he knew every street, lane, boulevard, alley, thoroughfare, highway and byway within the city limits... until now. Stuck in the back corner of an ancient file cabinet, Andre Kosowicz finds an old, faded street record and discovers evidence of a neighborhood he has never heard of: Linden Court. With no taxes paid by residents since before the Nazi invasion, he believes Linden Court has long since been paved over or bombed out of existence. To satisfy his curiosity, Andre heads to Olde Towne where, with a little snooping a lot of luck, he finds a bustling cul-de-sac of homes and shops in the shadow of an ancient linden tree. Rather than reporting his discovery to the city for recognition and rewards, Andre befriends a variety of colorful Linden Court residents as diverse as Madame Ra'Coone and her House of Fashion, gay gallery owner and art historian Szymon, the neighborhood's barkeep Franz, a former member of the Resistance known as The Alley Sniper and his hot-to-trot niece Sophie. How long can Andre keep his discovery a secret from the tax department, his bitter boss and the aloof college graduate who has suddenly taken a liking to him? And how has Linden Court been able to hide in plain sight for over twenty years? This Kafkaesque mystery set in 1960's Eastern Europe blends Woody Allen's romantic nostalgia with Coen Brothers hilarious plot twists to keep you guessing until the very end. Added Short Story Bonus! Glen Watkins, a retired American with a tragic past, rents a room in Stroud, England, to hike and explore the hilly, picturesque countryside. Stroud teens Darren and Ian find a loaded shotgun and decide to play at hunting while the townsfolk are at home watching the royal wedding on the telly. When Glen does not ...

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50 Must-See Movies: Mothers by Nell Minow (2 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

No relationship is more primal, more fraught, more influential, more worried over, more nourishing when good and more devastating when bad that our connection to our mothers. Mom inspires a lot of movies in every possible category, from comedy to romance to drama to crime to animation to horror, from the lowest-budget indie to the biggest-budget prestige film. A lot of women have been nominated for Oscars for playing mothers and just about every actress over age 20 has appeared as a mother in at least one movie. Nell Minow, a critic who writes as "The Movie Mom" lists 50 classic movie mothers, the good, the bad, and the downright nightmarish.

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1696 Astonishing, Fascinating and Unbelievable Random Facts: A Journey Through The Most Amazing and Odd Facts of Our: Discover a World of ... by Sumer Patel (19 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Looking for a book that will take you on a fascinating journey through the most astonishing and unbelievable random facts about our world? Look no further than "1696 Astonishing, Fascinating and Unbelievable Random Facts"! With each turn of the page, you'll discover a new and incredible fact that will leave you in awe. From strange animal behavior to bizarre historical events, this book is packed with information that will entertain and enlighten readers of all ages. So why wait? Start exploring the world of amazing facts today!

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Fan Trivia Quiz: Football knowledge by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 3 hours ago

Are you ready to take your passion for football to a whole new level? Introducing "Fan Trivia Quiz - Football knowledge" the definitive guide that will test your football IQ and elevate you to the ranks of true football trivia champions!

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Spanish Phrases for Beginners by Elliot Carruthers (175 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Learn useful Spanish phrases with funny and entertaining cartoons. Each cartoon makes the phrase memorable. Learning new Spanish phrases is fun!

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Gumbeaux by Kimberly Vargas (1,328 Review)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Where do you go when you disappear? For young heiress Mary Fait, the answer is New Orleans. After the death of her parents, she is placed in the care of her alcoholic uncle. For years, she assists her uncle in growing the family empire, all the while plotting his demise and / or her escape. A college scholarship gives her the opportunity to break free of her life to start a new one - under a new name. Follow Mary and her often hilarious misadventures in the early 1990's while attending college in a small town in Louisiana. The story reads as a series of diary entries which chronicle the thoughts, feelings, and experiences of the main character during this time in her life. The novel's title refers to a cajun restaurant in which the main character works as a waitress. The colorful descriptions of the town of Bayou Bend, the college, its inhabitants and the surrounding areas paint a vivid and amusing tale of life in the South.

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Pelvic Flaws by Nikki Ashton (320 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Lesley Jones, best-selling author of Carnage and CowSex said of Pelvic Flaws - "A realistic and hilarious take on starting over when you're in your 40's. Toss in a sexy silver fox and you've got yourself a great read" Chloe Walsh best-selling author agreed: Humorous, heartfelt and grippingly original, Pelvic Flaws is Nikki's best work to date. With a loveable heroine and riveting hero, the story bounces off the page and into your hear. Magnificent as always. When a single mum meets a sexy tattooed Texan, you know things are going to get hot - and maybe a little crazy. If a sneeze can ruin your day and it's not just the hairs on your head that need a dye job, your life is definitely changing. What do you do, though, if a hot Texan shows interest in you? What the hell, go with the flow! Pelvic Flaws is the story of one woman's struggle with hot sweats, mood swings and perilously poor pelvic floor muscles. It's the story of Dex, who thinks all those things about Katie are funny and adorable. It's the story of a romance that could turn into something big. It's the story of what might be the love affair of the century, potentially being ruined by the baggage that neither of them knew existed.

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HEY DOORMAN: inception to an anthology by Haji Outlaw (50 Reviews)    Price verified 46 minutes ago

The world's funniest bouncer regales with true tales of Los Angeles nightlife in the sublimely original workplace memoir -- Hey Doorman: Inception to an Anthology. A bouncer, or doorman, in the city of angels can be many things. But there is only one Haji Outlaw (if you haven't guessed by his name) and he tells stories in a supremely unique way, like Skittles wrapped in cleavage, safely secured in the beak of a 7th degree black belt time-traveling pterodactyl. Which is understandable knowing that he has written for The Eric Andre Show and produced music for Kool Keith, two enigmatic artists of note. In this book the author tackles Hollywood after dark in bars/nightclubs, intoxicated people of all sorts, celebrity encounters, not to mention his own sexual encounters of the third kind (wink!). Have you ever wondered what the worst night of the year is at a bar/nightclub? Who are the worst people in Tinseltown? Which celebrity has the biggest head? These answers and many, many more are answered in this literary voyage. Most bouncers have a personality and writing flair (not Ric Flair -- WOO!) that falls in line with their profession. That is not the case here as the author of Hey Doorman has garnered praise from some comedy heavyweights: • "Haji's a real one with words." - Jerrod Carmichael • "A darkly delight." - Fortune Feimster • "He funny and prison swoll." - Tiffany Haddish • "Haji is dope. His word, not mine." - Michael Kosta

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Mothers of The Claw by Keira Rose (27 Reviews)    Price verified 46 minutes ago

AS IF MOTHERHOOD ISN'T HARD ENOUGH... Moving to a new town is never easy, particularly when there happens to be a hole to the underworld within the city limits. Angie, the new blood in town, is forced to leave the safety of her house when her daughter's blowout obliterates their sole remaining diaper. Equipped with holy water, garlic, and a silver knife, she hazards a trip to Enumclaw's grocery store, where a near catastrophic meltdown in the diaper aisle lands her an invite to a local moms' group. Angie's desire for alcohol and grown-up conversation outweighs her fear of the locals, and she decides to join. To her great surprise, she realizes supernatural mothers aren't much different than herself... aside from their struggles with bite training and night howling. No sooner does Angie find her tribe, than strange things begin happening within the group. Children are kicked out of daycares. Nannies go missing. Suspicion of a rival mom's group -- that just so happens to be a coven of witches -- puts Angie's newfound fondness for Enumclaw to the test. Drunken covert recon missions, undercover espionage, a psychic from the underworld, and even a trip to the black market, pushes her to her limits. Sleep deprived, over-caffeinated, and stressed beyond their limits, the moms' group bands together to take down the bitchy witches. But when the time comes, will Angie defend her new friends, or succumb to her fear of The Claw? This comedic Women's Fiction--with just a little bit of spice--celebrates the rollercoaster that is motherhood, and the mom friend's that help us to survive it.

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1,500 FASCINATING FACTS: All the really interesting knowledge around the World (Volume 6) by Danielle Yarbrough (152 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

There are 1,500 fascinating facts covering a wide range of topics including animals, arts, history, literature, miscellaneous, movies, science and nature, sports, television, U.S. geography, U.S. presidents, and around the World. This is book 6 of my really interesting knowledge series; I hope you enjoy it, and if you do, look for other books in the series.

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MÊMÊS: Animal Funny MÊMÊS and Jokes Exceptional Comedy by Ben Chips-MÊMÊS (1 Review)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Animal MÊMÊS and much more

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The Eden Plot: The Church and the Environment by Paul G Brett (2 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

A hilarious story about a fictional Church of England diocese trying to raise money. There's one plot to develop some church land into a substantial holiday paradise, and another to put a mobile phone mast on the cathedral tower. Increasingly eccentric opposition is faced by both projects leading to unexpected and dramatic outcomes. Exploit or protect? Find out which in this fast moving tale.

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Gwenllian ferch Gruffydd Activity Book (Legendary Women of World History Activity Books 6) by Laurel A. Rockefeller Price verified 11 hours ago

Explore medieval Wales and your Welsh heritage while you solve story, word matching, word search, word scramble, and crossword puzzles. Based on "Gwenllian ferch Gruffydd, the Warrior Princess of Deheubarth" by Laurel A. Rockefeller. Includes answer key and an excerpt from the biography.

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MST3K: The Quiz by Leonard Stegmann (2 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Leonard now realizes he'll never get his dream job of writing smart-ass comments for Mystery Science Theater 3000. So he wrote this quiz instead. (Humor Quiz/780 words)

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Salami and Cheese Pie by Leonard Stegmann Price verified 10 hours ago

There are many things that Leonard misses about his mom. And her salami and cheese pie is certainly one of them. (Humor/Nostalgia/595 Words)

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A Sweet Love Affair in Sunny San Leon by Becka L. Jones (Beach Bella Press) Price verified 9 hours ago

This is a sweet and humorous love story! Ms. Miranda takes her daily walks in a small fishing village called San Leon in south Texas. She loves her daily walks with her dog Jo-Jo. She knows everyone in this community and enjoys catching up with all her neighbors. One neighbor in particular has sparked her interest. He is an older gentleman who waits for her to walk by his house so that they can spend time together. Read this sweet romance interlude about two people who find their time together as exciting and electrifying. This is sweet, loving, and has it's funny parts too. Excerpt from this story: Miranda walked on the pretty flowery cobble stone path. Bryan motioned for her to sit on the large porch swing amidst all the beautiful flowers surrounding them. She strolled over to the porch swing and sat on the opposite end of the chair. Bryan smirked and patted the cushion next to him. "Come, sit next to me." Miranda giggled like a little schoolgirl. She scooted right next to him. The heat between them was electrifying. He slowly and gently pushed the swing back and forth as he talked about the weather. Bryan confidently put his arm around her, "It sure is a beautiful day today." Miranda blushed, "Yes, it is." "The day is looking up. It feels like it's going to be a hot one!" He looked at Miranda. "You sure are beautiful, Ms. Sunshine." She smiled and blushed again, "Thank you." "You are my sunshine. Every day you walk by and say hi to an old fart like me, and you brighten my day." Miranda laughed, "An old fart, hah?" Bryan snickered, "Yep." "You have a beautiful garden here. I love gardening too. I wish mine had as many blooms as yours does. Mine are beautiful, but you really have a green thumb. The vibrant reds, orange, yellow, pinks, and purples are incredible." "Thank you," he said as his chest puffed up. He pointed, "Look over there! The cardinals are feeding on my bird feeder. It looks like they are a pair. The male is singing to the female. What a pretty ...

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TRIVIA QUIZ BOOK 2: 1,000 Trivia Questions by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 7 hours ago

Discover the ultimate brain-teasing experience with "Trivia Quiz Book 2: 1,000 Trivia Questions"! Dive into a world of fascinating facts, mind-bending puzzles, and endless entertainment. Whether you're a trivia enthusiast, a seasoned quiz master, or just someone looking for a fun and challenging pastime, this book is perfect for you. Inside, you'll find a treasure trove of carefully curated trivia questions spanning a wide range of topics. From history and geography to pop culture and science, there's something to pique everyone's interest. Challenge yourself or gather your friends and family for hours of fun and friendly competition. Why choose "Trivia Quiz Book 2"? 1. **Diverse Content:** Explore a variety of topics, ensuring there's something for everyone to enjoy. 2. **Educational and Entertaining:** Learn new facts while having a blast with friends and family. 3. **Perfect for Any Occasion:** Whether it's a cozy night in or a lively gathering, this book is sure to be a hit. 4. **Test Your Knowledge:** Put your brain to the test with thought-provoking questions that will keep you engaged. 5. **Hours of Fun:** With 1,000 questions to tackle, the fun never ends! Get your hands on "Trivia Quiz Book 2" today and embark on an exciting journey of knowledge and discovery! Whether you're looking to sharpen your trivia skills or simply have a good time, this book promises hours of entertainment for trivia lovers of all ages.

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