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The Customer's Always Right! by Marrico Gordon 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Love, adventure, and humor fill the pages of Marrico Gordon's The Customer's Always Right! Nineteen-year-old Kegan Price and his friends work at a burger joint, and become fed up with rude customers. Together they lead protests, but Kegan soon realizes they are wrong. In this fast-paced satire, the customer is always right!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 202 Pages (2,298 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 13th, 2024

Prince Charming & The Evil Queen by Andrew David James 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 7 hours ago

The Prince, Percy and Archie recover from the Golden Goose episode only for it to unravel that a new Golden Goose is owned by the Evil Queen who consults her Mirror on an hourly basis for dating tips and to massage her brittle self esteem. She is intending on using the goose to fund an invasion of the entire Realm. Meanwhile the Prince, Red Riding Hood and Archie go on an ill-advised six month pub crawl.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 15 Pages (1,024 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 13th, 2024

The Pink Pepper Pot: Origins by Anna Conway 5.0 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Life is a journey... NOT a destination. The Pink Pepper Pot (Origins) is just the beginning. So wrong on so many levels. A hilariously heart-breaking messed up British comedy that is almost certainly NOT for the easily offended. Dive in and become immersed in a graphically torrid adventure of just about everything that everyone ever warned you about. Life is certainly one hell of a journey! 18+ No refunds, get in and buckle-up buttercup! Things are about to get a little bit leftfield. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 469 Pages (1,131 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 13th, 2024

Norm's Shorts by Norm Cowie (Humor Writers of America) 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 11 hours ago

A zombie interrupts a vampire bat feast at the local pizzeria. A caveman is treed by a saber-tooth. Two pets witness their master turn into a werewolf. What do all of these have in common? Not much, other than each has a starring role in this collection of short stories by Norm Cowie, award-winning business columnist, author of six humor books and founder of the Humor Writers of America. Norm's Shorts runs the gamut of vampires, cavemen, college dudes, werewolves, fantasy, sci-fi... all unapologetically laced with humor (and featuring a short humor essay by Norm's daughter, Sam).

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 228 Pages (719 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 13th, 2024

Secondhand Smoke: A Wickedly Dark Comedy by Patty Friedmann (booksBnimble) 4.0 Stars (538 Reviews)    Price verified one minute ago

"A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES Meets THE CORRECTIONS in Friedmann's warm and wacky tale of family dysfunction and redemption" -- Library Journal "The outrageous developments and swift pace make this novel hard to resist." -Publishers Weekly JERUSHA'S POISON... ... to just about everyone--particularly her adult children. Fortunately, poison is the very superfood of the satirist. Patty Friedmann, the reigning queen of black comedy, hits one out of the park with her family straight out of Tolstoy--unhappy in its own way, a uniquely twisted Southern way. Meet the Baileys. Born and bred in a working class New Orleans neighborhood, Zib and Wilson think the thick cloud of cigarette smoke enveloping their mother is what probably killed their father. Certainly the toxicity of Jerusha's dark, cynical attitudes has driven her children far from the nest. Wilson has escaped to Chicago, married a woman who hates him, converted to Judaism, and become a decorated professor of Organic Evolution. Zib, almost forty, has made it only as far as the Florida Panhandle, where she's an assistant manager at the local Winn-Dixie, doomed to fending off a sleazy boss given to late night phone calls. Only one person, as isolated as she is, shows Jerusha any affection: Dustin Puglia, chubby, wise, and fearless, a ten-year-old living next door with a poisonous mother of his own. Although Wilson and Zib have forged independent lives away from their mother -- as well as each other -- their father's death brings them back together for a darkly droll, yet heart-wrenching round of domestic insanity. Does it remind you of AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY? Or THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS? Patty Friedmann got there first! And she's just as funny and observant as the authors of those splendid screenplays. Who Will Like It: Fans of off-beat dark comedies like AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY, THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS, family dramas with a lot more humor than THE CORRECTIONS, the incomparable CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES, and another ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 304 Pages (1,283 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 12th, 2024

A Good Boy (The Dying Church Series Book 1) by Anthony Andre 4.3 Stars (146 Reviews)    Price verified 30 minutes ago

Three years after losing the love of his life, Wesley starts a new career as a minister; but when a teenager commits suicide, dividing the church, Wesley must look deep within for the strength to save his church - and himself.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 437 Pages (1,939 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 12th, 2024

Dreams from the Slumber Yard by Christopher Mertic Lewis 3.8 Stars (33 Reviews)    Price verified one minute ago

Richard Blake runs The Slumber Yard, a struggling mattress store in small town strip mall. A bitter, misanthropic recluse with no friends or family to speak of, Richard whiles away his boring, monotonous life by tormenting customers and producing a series of low budget TV commercials. Determined to make a change and find meaning in his life, Richard meets a beautiful young woman named Kathy. He quickly falls in love, but after a lifetime alone, Richard doesn't know how to reconcile his own anger and self-loathing with his newfound affection for another person. At times dark and funny, sweet and unsettling, Richard's story is one of love, selfishness, fame, humiliation, and the kind of excitement that can only be found in reasonably priced furniture.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 311 Pages (627 KB)
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Added: May 10th, 2024

Karmic Blues by Jeff D Buchanan (Cinenovel®) 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 11 hours ago

KARMIC BLUES Jeff D Buchanan At times humorous and sad, thought-provoking and borderline paranoid, Karmic Blues is a collection of irreverent short stories from author Jeff D Buchanan. The stories herein unveil the many oddities, sufferings, and idiosyncrasies that plague much of mankind. Whether it be a panicked playwright desperately trying to appease an imaginary audience (Killing Stage) -- a professional car thief achieving a perverted sense of morality (Mr. Nick) -- an old man who transforms his front yard into a junkyard of revenge (Raven On A Porch) -- or the calamitous endeavor of an alien Ambassador from the planet Teravulia who comes up woefully short on his expectations of Earth (Celestial Blues), Karmic Blues is certain to raise an eyebrow as it entertains. Killing Stage Mr. Nick The Used To Be Yori and the Inkwell Raven On A Porch Pilgrim's Progress Rudy Dodge Celestial Blues Cinenovel®

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 216 Pages (431 KB)
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Added: May 10th, 2024

Halo Dolly: AKA The Case of Grace (Joe LaFlam: Christian Detective Book 3) by Rick Dewhurst (Quotidian Books) 3.4 Stars (9 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Joe LaFlam is back, and he's up to his private eyeballs in conspiracies. The Spelunkers are back, too, but are they only puppets in the take-over-the-world game? And is Q real? Joe's latest encounter with the infernal powers gives us the inside scoop on just about every conspiracy theory going, including Q, Q+, the Reptilians, nanobots, transhumanism, MedBeds, cerebral mesh, AI, chemtrails, the Deep State, CERN, portals, quantum computers, the metaverse, the multiverse, parallel earths, the alien invasion, Project Bluebeam, and HAARP. The world will soon discover that the insights gained on Joe's journey are too valuable to miss.You need to read to believe. But more importantly, in the end will Joe finally get the girl?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 203 Pages (313 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 10th, 2024

Tango Boat Dancers by Charles Frankhauser 3.7 Stars (3 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

From the earliest of times, leaders encouraged groups of people to accomplish difficult tasks. Issues associated with maintaining high levels of morale were critical to the success of the tasks at hand. During the 1930's, an Admiral seeks advice from a psychologist in regard to maintaining high levels of morale among sailors serving long tours at sea. A male and two female naval officers lead a team in a clinical trial to determine the effectiveness of a doctor's recommended cures to raise morale and cure homesickness.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 122 Pages (229 KB)
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Added: May 9th, 2024

Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue by Irene Woodbury Price verified 2 hours ago

What do you do when you discover that the man you've loved for 10 years has been secretly having an affair with a showgirl for 18 months -- and he has just flown to Las Vegas to propose to her? You could do the ladylike thing, congratulate them, and move on graciously. You could react more compulsively by eating too much ice cream, drinking too much wine, and arranging a slew of online dates. Or you could do what Crescent Weevil, a despairing girl Friday, does: steal 5,000 dollars from the office safe, drive like a maniac from Michigan to Vegas, break into the showgirl's condo, and kidnap her boyfriend. Can a happy ending possibly be lurking beneath all of the chaos and craziness? Find out in darkly funny Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 201 Pages (1,748 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 9th, 2024

MURKMYRE (The Murkmyre Saga Book 1) by Clifford James Hayes (hayesdesign.co.uk) Price verified 3 hours ago

Contains some (mild) adult content. If unsure, do not purchase for persons under 16. A fast-paced, silly space adventure. Murkmyre is the first in a saga; the first sequel, Nocturnia, will be published shortly. There is a lengthy, detailed Timeline and a selection of mono Illustrations at the rear of the book. The first misadventures of Prince Voltron Murkmyre - a disgraced royal of the dystopian Murkmyrian Empire. Having been punished for a crime he didn't commit, Prince Voltron is now out for revenge and retribution, and is accompanied in his travels by Plip, an undesirable slave from the lower orders. The Prince is relentlessly chased by nefarious forces, as he attempts to join his allies and begin an insurrection against the Galactic Empress. He and his underling servant encounter bizarre and dangerous creatures - such as snowfrogs, crab-rabbits and walrus-octopus hybrids - on harsh alien worlds, and get entangled with some of the many (frankly ridiculous) humanoid races of their age. Murkmyre is set in the far distant future; a time much changed from our own, thanks to the Empire's absurd science and technologies. Humans have had to adapt to strange new worlds - evolving and mutating in order to survive. Civil war looms as several new unions emerge to threaten the Empress's throne. Before being able to sate his desire for revenge, Prince Voltron must confront his evil sister, Pestilencia - who has ambitious plans of her own - and reveal the truth behind the Darkstar of Glümdyyk, a fabled gemstone of unimaginable power.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 280 Pages (649 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 9th, 2024

The Groom Wager (Wrong Way Weddings Book 1) by Lori Wilde (Epiphany Orchards Press LLC) 4.4 Stars (1,608 Review)    Price verified one hour ago

Get Married or Else! Cole Bailey's eccentric billionaire grandfather issues an edict. If his grandsons don't settle down soon, he'll sell controlling interest in the family business. After losing a coin toss to his twin brother, Zach, Cole's gotta go first. On the hunt for a bride, Cole crashes a high society wedding and comes face-to-face with his high school pal, Tess Morgan. The formerly shy, overweight bookworm is no longer the pushover who did Cole's homework for him. At the reception, Tess goads him into a game of pool. Just to keep things interesting, Cole suggests a wager. If he wins, she must help him find the perfect woman to wed. Losing the bet is one thing, but playing matchmaker for the heartthrob who still causes her pulse to race is another matter entirely. Does Tess stand a chance of convincing Cole that she's the one he's been waiting for all along?

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 244 Pages (3,199 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 8th, 2024

The Warden Threat: A Sci-Fi Counter-Fantasy Novel (Defying Fate Book 1) by D.L. Morrese (Fuzzy Android) 4.1 Stars (82 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Prince Donald, the idealistic third son of the king of Westgrove, believes he may be the only one capable of protecting his country from an invasion spearheaded by an ancient, massive, and magical stone warrior known as the Warden of Mystic Defiance. When he recovers a mysterious scroll he believes may allow him to take control of the Warden, he eagerly takes on the task. Donald, unfortunately, is woefully unprepared. His only understanding of such things comes from reading fictional tales of epic adventures and brave heroes. He dreams of being one, but to his dismay, his quest unfolds nothing like he imagined. The books in his library seriously understate the complexities and hardships involved, and the real world can be much more confusing and complicated than those in stories. Sometimes it is not easy to identify the villains, and what things seem may not always be what they are. The real threat to the kingdom may not even be what everyone seems to think it is. Most disturbing of all is the realization that the hero is not necessarily predestined to save the day. Heroes can fail. This lighthearted parody is unique -- a soft science fiction counter-fantasy, which pokes a fair amount of good-natured fun at the serious tone and dependence on magic common to many epic fantasy adventure genre novels. With its charming and truly likeable characters, witty, intelligent humor, and prose style blending positive science fiction and epic fantasy elements, The Warden Threat is a delight, perfect for readers of these genres yearning for something fresh and different. This book is also available in the omnibus edition Defying Fate, which includes both The Warden Threat and its sequel, The Warden War. Defying Fate is a Kindle exclusive.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 330 Pages (2,803 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: May 8th, 2024
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