MÉMÉS: Hilarious Jokes for Holiday Lethargic Laborers Circling Back in 2024 by Caitlyn Cremean Price verified 57 minutes ago

Funny memes relieve all work stress. Morning Funny Memes for a Good Day.

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Health, Fitness, and Living Forever: A Book of Revelations by Steffy Sota Price verified 2 hours ago

It is no surprise that Lana LaLeau has inspired the whole country with her positive message, upbeat attitude, and the desire to help as many people as she can to change their lives for the better. Lana is a leader incorporating nutrition into wellness and informing the general public how eating a proper diet can give them happiness, satisfaction, and long life. Lana has designed and developed many of the most effective diets people are using today. In Health, Fitness, and Living Forever, Lana reveals all of her wellness secrets.

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Facts and Quizzes - World Knowledge : Quiz Book - Book 2 by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 3 hours ago

Discover more: "Facts and Quizzes - World Knowledge" Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary journey through the vast realm of knowledge? Introducing "Facts and Quizzes - World Knowledge," the definitive trivia book that will leave you astounded, enlightened, and eager for more! Unleash your inner explorer as you dive into a treasure trove of captivating facts, mind-boggling tidbits, and fascinating insights from every corner of the globe. From the ancient civilizations of Mesopotamia to the cutting-edge advancements of the modern world, this book is your passport to an unparalleled adventure. What sets "Facts and Quizzes - World Knowledge" apart is its unique blend of information and interactive quizzes. Engage in stimulating brain teasers and tantalizing trivia challenges that will put your knowledge to the test. Whether you're a trivia novice or a seasoned aficionado, you'll find yourself captivated by the diverse range of questions that cover a myriad of subjects, including history, geography, science, arts, culture, and much more. Immerse yourself in an exploration of our extraordinary planet's wonders. Delve into the mysteries of ancient civilizations, uncover the astonishing feats of science and technology, and delve into the captivating stories behind famous landmarks. With "Facts and Quizzes - World Knowledge," you'll be armed with an abundance of conversation starters, making you the life of every gathering and the go-to guru for all things trivia.

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BEST DANKS: All-Time Greatest Classic Internet Jokes XL by Ricky Ronce-Memes Price verified 57 minutes ago

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The Ultimate Brain Charge Trivia Book: A Fun and Educative Way to Relax and Relinquish Stress: Suitable for Adults, Teens & Kids by Chris Wunderkind (3 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Sharpen Your Wit and Ignite Your Laughter with The Ultimate Brain Charge Trivia Book! Ready to challenge your friends In a fierce competition and create unforgettable memories? Explore the "Ultimate Brain Charge Trivia Book," your passport to 200 engaging and exciting questions spanning pop culture, history, current affairs, and more! Why you'll love this book: • 200 carefully curated questions: Test your knowledge across diverse topics, all meticulously researched for accuracy and intrigue. • Difficulty levels for everyone: From casual players to trivia titans, every mind will be challenged and entertained. • Are answers readily available: Stumped? No worries! Answers are provided for effortless learning and discussion. • Perfect for all occasions: Liven up game nights, and family gatherings, or simply test your skills solo. • Ideal gift for all ages: Share the joy of knowledge and laughter with friends, family, and fellow trivia enthusiasts. This is more than just a trivia book; it's a recipe for laughter, connection, and intellectual growth. Purchase your copy today and build unforgettable moments as you put your brains to the test!

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Rolling for Riches II: The Zocchihedron Methodology by George R. Martin III Price verified 3 hours ago

Listen up, folks, do you want to win big in the lottery without having to rely on pure luck? Well, have I got a deal for you! Rolling for Riches II: The Zocchihedron Methodology is the ultimate guide to using RPG dice to randomize lottery numbers with precision and accuracy. Yes, you heard that right, we're using dice to predict the lottery numbers! It's not rocket science, it's just the Law of Attraction and the Law of Averages in effect. And let me tell you, this method isn't just some bogus theory, we've reverse-engineered several jackpot winning sets of numbers to ensure this methodology works. Sure, you may not win every single time, but your odds increase dramatically. And if you do win, remember to pay it forward and donate to a worthy cause. But, hold up, before you jump on the bandwagon and start rolling those dice, let's get one thing straight. There's absolutely no guarantee of any earnings, whatsoever. Like any game of chance, there's always risk involved, and you, the buyer, assume all the risk and responsibilities and any losses incurred. So, let's be real here, don't come crying to us if you don't strike it rich. But, for those brave souls who want to take a chance and roll the dice, we've got you covered. Rolling for Riches II is packed with insider tips and tricks to help you increase your chances of winning big in the lottery. And the best part? You can get certain numbers for the very next draw, and in some rare cases, all of them could match! Now that's what I call a surefire way to win big! So, what are you waiting for? Get your hands on Rolling for Riches II: The Zocchihedron Methodology, and start rolling those dice to riches. But, remember, if you read it for free, please review us! And, don't forget the disclaimer, folks, we're not responsible for any losses incurred.

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Have a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (8 Reviews)    Price verified 57 minutes ago

You don't want a bad boy, my dear; at least not in the real world. You can fantasize all you like about a scruffy, Harley-driving, tattooed beast who does things you thought you'd never allow. But, you don't want to meet him, because eventually he's going to shit all over you, emotionally. You need a nice guy. Forget that nonsense about how anything worthwhile is worth working hard for. If you wanted to buy a horse you could ride around the neighborhood, you would never opt for a wild bronco that would scream, thrash, and resist every attempt you made to civilize him. You'd go for the broken stud, and avoid a broken neck. That's why I suggest you recalibrate your penis-homing device. If you're in a bar, and you spot a tanned God in a vintage T-shirt and sandals who winks and slaps your ass as he walks by, run away. Run toward that kind fellow over there -- the one who has been down the aisle a few times, and learned how to behave. Have a nice guy!

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Norm's Shorts by Norm Cowie (Humor Writers of America) (1 Review)    Price verified 10 hours ago

A zombie interrupts a vampire bat feast at the local pizzeria. A caveman is treed by a saber-tooth. Two pets witness their master turn into a werewolf. What do all of these have in common? Not much, other than each has a starring role in this collection of short stories by Norm Cowie, award-winning business columnist, author of six humor books and founder of the Humor Writers of America. Norm's Shorts runs the gamut of vampires, cavemen, college dudes, werewolves, fantasy, sci-fi... all unapologetically laced with humor (and featuring a short humor essay by Norm's daughter, Sam).

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Nice Guy FAIL by Phil Torcivia (24 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain I'm at a New Year's party with a bunch of friends, most married. Midnight is approaching, and I'm holding the tallest Bombay Sapphire and tonic I can find, because I haven't found Miss Next. A married friend remarks. "Dude, who are you going to kiss at midnight?" "No idea." "Why don't you mingle and find someone?" "Maybe I don't see anyone I'd like to kiss." "Hey, beggars can't be choosers." "Neither can married men." "But... " "Careful, lad. You don't want to confess infidelity to a writer." "I'm not. I'm just saying, if I wanted to kiss another woman, I could." "Right, and you might be caught and forced to pay the consequences, which would be more significant than mine." "So, you like being alone because it's safer." "Single. I like being single, because it offers nearly limitless opportunities." "What about the sex?" "Really? You want to go there? How long have you been married?" "Never mind. Enjoy your drink, nice guy." I am nice -- to a fault. Then, after being poked enough times, I stray into naughty land. Although I know it's what many women prefer, I can't seem to transform myself into a bad boy. I witness bad boys treating women badly. Often, these women complain to me about it. Then, I watch them walk away from me, and swoon back into the beast's arms. Insanity, if you ask me. This is what makes me fall from niceness. Women constantly saying they want one thing, while selecting the other. Women don't want to fuck nice guys. Women want bad boys to fuck them. There's only one way to describe it: Nice Guy FAIL.

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Would you Rather: 250+ Beyond the Surface, Laugh-Out-Loud, and Mind-Stretching Questions for Endless Interactive Fun: Gift for Christmas, Birthday, ... by Adventure Awaits Publishing (15 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Unplug and Connect with "Would You Rather for Kids: Beyond the Surface" In today's fast-paced, digitally dominated world, finding meaningful time with your children can be challenging. "Would You Rather for Kids: Beyond the Surface" offers a delightful solution. Packed with imaginative and engaging questions designed for children aged 6 and up, this book is your ticket to captivating their attention and fostering deep, meaningful conversations. • Spark Creativity and Laughter: From exploring outer space to diving into the ocean's depths, each whimsical scenario invites laughter and joy. Whether choosing between the power to fly or time travel, these dilemmas are not just fun but are gateways to discovering your child's values, dreams, and quirks. • Interactive and Insightful: Not only can children explore their own imaginations, but they also have the opportunity to ask questions to their parents. This two-way dialogue enhances understanding and deepens family bonds, making every question an opportunity for mutual discovery. • Deepen Family Bonds: More than just a game, each question is an opportunity to engage deeply, share thoughts, and laugh together. Turn any evening into a memorable bonding experience, away from the glow of screens. • Versatile and Engaging: Perfect for family game nights, dinner conversations, or anytime you want to connect deeply with your children. This book is an essential tool for parents looking to enrich family time and create lasting memories. Embrace the chance to learn, laugh, and connect with "Would You Rather for Kids: Beyond the Surface." Unplug from technology and plug into the hearts and minds of your children -- and let them get to know you too -- with every turn of the page.

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Spanish Word Search : Large Print Puzzles and Activity Book for Kids, Adults and Seniors. Beginners Friendly for Learning : More than 100 Puzzles ... by Jayme Joseph Publications (1 Review)    Price verified 6 hours ago

• Large Print Puzzles and Activity Book for Kids, Adults & Seniors. Beginner Friendly for Learning.Libro de actividades y rompecabezas de gran tamaño para niños, adultos y personas mayores. Para principiantes y para aprender. • Spanish word search puzzles book for Kids, Adults and Seniors with Over 130 puzzles.Libro de sopas de letras en español para niños, adultos y mayores con más de 130 acertijos. • Completely new crosswords, words, layout, and structure. endless fun that stimulates the mind. Crucigramas, palabras, diseño y estructura completamente nuevos. Diversión sin fin que estimula la mente. • The puzzle book is 8x11 inches in size and contains 134 pages with more than 130 unique word search puzzles and their solutions.El libro de crucigramas tiene un tamaño de 8x11 pulgadas y contiene 134 páginas con más de 130 sopas de letras únicas y sus soluciones.

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Such a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (32 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Strip an East Coast man in his forties of his marital obligations, transplant him into San Diego, and something funny happens. Enjoy 84 humorous anecdotes about relationships, love, sex, and lifestyles. Excerpt from Such a Nice Guy - The Walk of Shame I define this as the walk a woman takes from a man's residence to her car after a night of bumping nasties. Did this originate with the "Bridge of Sighs" in Venice? I sure hope not. After all, it doesn't come with a prison sentence. I find this walk hurtful (sniff) and I demand an apology on behalf of my scorned brothers. Why is the walk shameful? • If the neighbors see you, they will think you're slutty. • You're wearing the same clothes from last night (with an assortment of new pulls, wrinkles, and stains). • Your sobriety has exposed my flaws. When I leave a girl's house, I take the "walk of pride" because: • If the neighbors see me, they will think I'm stud-worthy, trustworthy, and responsible for all those funny noises they heard last night (except the sirens, usually). • My wearing the same clothes makes them more weathered looking, which is fashionable for dudes. • You're beautiful and my leaving after sunrise proves you're not a vampire. I will submit a Proposition P to have it renamed the "walk of pride" in the next election. In the meantime, you can park closer, leave before sunrise, dress like a meter maid, or drive a UPS truck.

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FOLLOW THIS: Bad Advice for a Basic Life (BS Guide to Life) by Steffi Evans (7 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Do you ever feel like a failure? Do you wonder WTF is happening to your life? If you want the worst advice you have ever heard - keep reading! In this refreshingly entertaining guide to destroying your life, bestselling author Steffi Evans serves up ridiculous advice to send your life down the toilet bowl. Find out how to screw up your health, finances and relationships with stupid recommendations to help you: • Follow the herd like sheep jumping off a cliff. • Spend money on stupid sh*t that may kill you. • Fulfill your dream of having a credit card in every color of the rainbow. By the end of FOLLOW THIS: Bad Advice for a Basic Life, you will understand what-not-to-do in almost every aspect of your life. So let's make some serious changes, and start living smarter, healthier and happier. FOLLOW THIS is a quick read with humor and sarcasm designed to give advice that we need, but may not want to hear... It's the perfect book for anyone graduating high school, college or people who are struggling to figure out how to be successful at life. Editorial Review: FOLLOW THIS: Bad Advice for a Basic Life is the ultimate guide to messing up your life completely, or so it seems. With its sarcastic tone and unconventional advice, this self-help book challenges social norms and offers a humorous perspective on making bad choices. This book boldly encourages indulgence, unhealthy habits, and the pursuit of material objects. However, beneath the sarcasm is a deeper message. Rather, FOLLOW THIS: Bad Advice for a Basic Life cleverly reveals the true path to a fulfilling life. With actionable steps within the conclusion of each chapter, this book prompts self-reflection and guides you toward personal growth and authenticity. It's not for the easily offended but for those who appreciate sarcasm and can decipher the underlying wisdom. FOLLOW THIS: Bad Advice for a Basic Life is entertaining, thought-provoking, and must-read for those seeking an unconventional ...

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Nice Knowing You by Phil Torcivia (16 Reviews)    Price verified 57 minutes ago

Are you single? Divorced or widowed, perhaps? Are you having your second, third, or fourth go at soul mate searching? Me too! Do you look around at paired-up peeps and wonder why you haven't been picked yet? Or, as I have learned, do you acknowledge the happy couple and snicker silently because you know where they're heading? In the eight years since my divorce, I've gone on hundreds of dates. Now, I could consider that a problem, which I should have taken responsibility for after failure, say, number twenty. On the other hand, I can see it as a natural process for someone with such discerning tastes. Either way, if I don't vent about my struggle I'm going to cramp up and need a new jacket and rubber walls. So, come with me on my little journey here in my sixth book on the subject. (There's no end in sight.) I must warn you that I enjoy swearing and writing about sex. You're going to see the F-word quite a few times in the following pages. If that ultra-flexible word is going to leave a bruise, put the fucking book down now. If it tickles you, follow me into hell in a wine bottle. Excerpt from Nice Knowing You -- Equations • Woman + (Martini x 3) = Phil - (10 x Year) - (10 x Pound) • Mexican + Leaf Blower = Phil - Sleep • Cat x 2 = 0 x Vagina • Phil + (Time x Lots) = This • Bartender + Cleavage = Phil - Money (not Phil + Sex) • Bed - Woman = (0 x Interruptions) + Farts • Shower + Soap - Woman + Imagination = Drain Babies + Disgust • Cougar + La Crema Chardonnay + Big Ring + Bedazzle = Lay-up • Phil + Feather on a Stick = 2 x Confused Cat • Rear Window Decal = Minivan + Douche • (Tequila x 4) + (Woman - Looks) = Mating Option • Salad + Cherry Tomato = Stain

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The Old School Dungeon: Dungeon Maps Described Book 8 (RPG Maps and Gamemaster Dungeon Adventure Ideas) by Paul Bellow (LitRPG Adventures) (6 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Dungeon Maps Described! Players in a big city will be asked by Gunther the noble to travel to a dilapidated temple nearby as part of a quest. The players won't be aware of it, but this is an Old School dungeon. They will find a strange unidirectional maze within the temple with a treasure at the end. The twist is that some of the treasure is cursed and anyone who picks it up and leaves the dungeon will fall into a mystical sleep that will last for a year and a day. This temple is filled with puzzles and traps that involve the maze itself. Players will need to traverse the maze and defeat the Undead Lich that guards the treasure. If they do this, they can loot the treasure and leave as heroes for the nearby village. This book contains a map with all the main areas described by me and my AI friend. There's also a list of NPCs that you can use, random encounter tables, and more. Click Look Inside to see everything you'll get.

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Nice Guy Syndrome by Phil Torcivia (4 Reviews)    Price verified 57 minutes ago

What is Nice Guy Syndrome? Nice Guy Syndrome is an affliction where a heterosexual male is frustrated because he finds himself caged within the friend zone of women he'd prefer to be dating. Often, he is a kind and sympathetic person who listens well, and lends a shoulder for women to cry on. He's loved and admired, but not the type of fellow women sleep with. If there is a hell, this is it, and I'm in the penthouse. I was raised to be a nice guy. My relatives and teachers instilled in me the importance of: • Treating women gently • Protecting and providing for women • Listening to women without judging • Understanding what it is women want, even when they don't say the words • Opening and holding doors for women • Handling certain tasks for women • Writing love notes to women • Complimenting women I'm a master of the above and, thereby, block my own access to the physical parts of women I long for. So, what's a nice guy to do? Should I shed my skin, get a Harley and tattoos, lose all concern for how I'm perceived, and begin banging lonely chicks by the dozen, just to please my pecker? I can't do it. All I can do is vent, and hope someday, some woman will realize she deserves something better than bad boy bruises. Women love it. "Only in the head of Mr. Torcivia will you find such a mix of wise truth about men and their behavior. Don't read this smut in the middle of the airport, LOL, or you will find your face turning the same color as this book cover." - Cathy Cook "Congrats to Phil Torcivia on the newest book! Here's hoping I don't get my Kindle taken away from me by my Doctor's assistant for giggling too loudly in the exam room." - Anita-Michelle Miller "Phil's day to day kindness and sharing of relationships knows no bounds. I most definitely did not believe in the Nice Guy Syndrome until this book. Romantic, delicious with a touch of intrigue and blood." - Gracey Castro Read this book and laugh with (not at) me. Seriously. ...

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Nice Meeting You by Phil Torcivia (23 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

A divorced man continues his hilarious search for true love as he struggles to learn what women really want. Excerpt from Nice Meeting You - Breakup Form Letter Dear [insert name of the person you will no longer be sleeping with, unless you get really drunk and lonely], I [have enjoyed/was bored by/regretted] our relationship but [unfortunately/fortunately/thank freaking God] it has come to an end. You're a real [special/nice/stupid] person, and I'm doing this in print so that you don't have any misconceptions about why our relationship is over. Here are the main reasons why I [don't love you anymore/need a break/can no longer stand the sight of you]: [Insert all that apply.] • You smell. • You're a slob. • Your [pets/children/family] are nuisances. • You're cheap. • I found your Match.com profile, and it is chock full of lies. (Athletic and Toned? Really?) • You don't wash your [sheets/shirts/self] often enough. • You're a Boston [Celtics/Red Sox/anything] fan. • You dress as if you're going to a [trailer-park party/high school gym class/luau/funeral]. • Your taste in [food/wine/TV shows/movies/music/coffee] sucks. • I found compromising pictures of you on [your cell phone/Facebook/my friend's phone]. • Whereas you used to [workout/run/surf] multiple times weekly, now you spend more time [riding the couch/playing video games/surfing porn]. • You haven't bought me [jewelry/flowers/chocolate/squat-ola] in months. • I'd rather pay twice the rent than have to stare at your [fat/hairy/bald] [back/butt/head] for another night. • I've met someone [nicer/better/prettier/more handsome/less annoying]. All that remains for us to settle at this point is the following: • [I am/You are] keeping the [sofa/pictures/videos/ring]. • Please [leave my stuff in a bag on your front porch/bring my stuff to my place, and maybe we'll have farewell sex/donate my stuff to Goodwill, except my toothbrush, you ass]. • You [are/are not] ...

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What a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (25 Reviews)    Price verified 57 minutes ago

Do you know any nice guys? Perhaps you're married to or good friends with one. Well, consider the possibility that this nice guy is so frustrated with his relationship failures that he needs to vent to keep from turning into a bad boy with anger issues. Then, try not to spit hot coffee as you read his sarcastic rants about why men and women don't seem to fit. Excerpt from What a Nice Guy -- Snippity Doo Dah My initial vasectomy consultation is scheduled for today and I can't get this song out of my head: Snippity doo dah, snippity aye, My, oh my, what a wonderful day! None of my sperm is going to stray. Snippity doo dah, snippity aye. Mister blue balls getting older, No child support It's so practical. Everything's satisfactual! (Everbody now... ) Snippity doo dah, snippity aye, Rubberless feelings coming my way! If you're staring at this page with mouth agape, you're either my mother or a fertile woman. Men, can I have an amen? You betcha. Look, ladies, I turn fifty this year. I need offspring like I need square dancing lessons. If I were to have one of my little guys actually find an egg, that would make me almost seventy by the time Junior went to prom. I'd be riding my daughter down the aisle on my scooter. I've done the math. It costs $800, which is equivalent to twenty morning-after pills, two abortions, or a case of Silver Oak wine. I'll sacrifice the latter for peace of mind. It is also one-hundredth the cost of a college education, one-tenth the cost of a used car (plus repairs), and half the cost of outgrown sneakers. I know, I know. "You still need to wear condoms. What about STDs?" That's true (and it sucks), but it makes the whole process less stressful when breakage or slippage occurs. Actually, I think I've only had a rubber break once in my life. Slippage has happened numerous times. (OK, stop with the tiny penis jokes.) I'm sure we've all had that shocking/embarrassing moment when ole Willy leaves the party without his ...

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Being the Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (2 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

It's not easy being the nice guy. Would you rather your man be genuine or nice? Don't you want honesty? To be the nice guy I must constantly look for your best traits, admire them, remind you how much I appreciate them (but, not too often as that would be creepy), and avoid any sensitive areas. This is a chore I must endure if I'm to maintain any friends or lovers. Sad. Well, this book in my Nice Guy series lays out a bunch of crass, sarcastic, swear-word-laden essays chronicling my best efforts, which have failed because I still have two cats and zero vaginas in my bed. I hope that you vicariously enjoy my relationship struggles and that they somehow make your relationship situation seem so much better. You're welcome.

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Just a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (29 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Is it true that nice guys finish last? It sure seems that way as a divorced man fights his way through a comedic dating scene. Will he ever find his soul mate? Phil has been called the male version of Carrie Bradshaw. Enjoy his humorous essays about relationships and the struggles we all have finding and keeping lovers. Women appreciate his open view into the minds of men. Artist Mike Swaim adds to the hilarity with his brilliant sketches, giving another dimension to Phil's quest for love. Excerpt from Just a Nice Guy - Commitment Test for Men Men say they are ready for monogamy, but are they just saying that to hasten the clothing removal process? I've put together a simple test a woman can give her man to see if he is truly ready or just a horny bastard. 1. When I see Kim Kardashian's butt on TV, I... a. Drool. b. Sport wood. c. Give thanks and praise. d. Change the channel. 2. The thing I look forward to most about getting married is... a. The built-in maid I get to have sex with. b. The bachelor party. c. Not having to date. d. Companionship. 3. If my woman asks me to stay home with her and watch Grey's Anatomy... a. I laugh, grab my keys, and head to the nudie bar. b. I whine and pout. c. I agree, as long as she agrees to provide oral favors afterward. d. I rub her feet while we hang on every word. 4. Her friends make me want to... a. Touch myself. b. Wear noise-cancelling headphones. c. Find excuses to avoid them. d. Be one of the girls and hang out. 5. If times get tough and we have to move in with her parents... a. I'll beg to be euthanized. b. I'll become a meth addict. c. I'll lock myself in a room and play Xbox. d. I'll contribute by doing household chores and mowing the lawn. 6. A fun honeymoon would include... a. My bride's confession of bisexuality. b. Seats along the third base line. c. A topless beach. d. Riding horses on the beach with my new soul mate. 7. Once married, I would no longer... a. Trim my ball hair as often. b. Chase curvy ...

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I Am Not Your Guru (Yet): Until you read this book; then I totally will be by Ben Kissam (32 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Three years ago, his life was a mess. He hit rock bottom and knew he needed to change. Then, he ordered five self-help books from the internet. Now, he's a successful person. He runs his own lifestyle business, puts butter in his coffee, and quotes Nietzsche at parties. And in this groundbreaking how-to success manual, he'll teach you how to be successful just like him. You'll learn things like: - The keys to ditching all your loser friends (who have prevented you from being successful to this point) - Proven strategies for being overly optimistic, if not obnoxious, about how much you enjoy failure - How to 'win the day' with your morning routine, then lose the afternoon (guaranteed) - How to chunk down your goals and (literally) eat an elephant- How to craft edgy content with the f*cking f-word in the title

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Not So Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (8 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Love... Who needs it? I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation. Meh What I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist. Karma Kicked Me Sure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt -- that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it. Look at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the reader. WARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 Times Before we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss. F-ing love it. You're going to read plenty of bad words, so reading aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you're in church. Also, since I have taken certain liberties with our language, and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I've decided to enhance this tome with -- drum roll, please -- recipes! Yay, Recipes! Cheers, my dears.

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Still a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (35 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Dating is a humorous struggle for a recently divorced man who has no clue what women want. Excerpt from Still a Nice Guy - What's Your Sign? Astrology is bullshit. That doesn't keep people--including First Ladies--from making decisions based on their horoscopes. Some women decide if they are compatible with a man based on his sign. "Oh, you're a Virgo? Well, then this will never work." She's right; it won't, because I don't want to waste time with a deluded person. It's time we come up with a new set of signs, and I'm just the man to do it. • Hairies. Featuring Greeks and Italians, this group includes people with constant shower drain clogs and an arsenal of clippers and razors. • Saggyderryarius. Old folks with droopy butts. • Whorpio. Also known as "sex junkie," obsessed with enjoying the finer things in life in exchange for putting out. • Borus. This includes people who dominate every group event and keep us all on the edge of our seats with their Facebook updates, or so they think. • Gleeyo. One with obnoxious laughter hiding a deep depression. • Hebra. Man with boobs. • Ginani. Martini addicts. People who drink from triangular glasses and act catty. • Furgo. Women with hairless privates that make it easy for men to find glory while fantasizing about their high school sweethearts. • Glancer. Voyeurs who can't talk to women without staring down the cleavage. For you blue-collar types: • Construction Zone. Visit Del Mar, La Jolla, or Scottsdale to discover wild packs of these Botox-laden beasts. • School Zone. Cougars out to teach youngsters how to make a Cosmopolitan and find the G-spot. • Yield. A sign of indifference. I use this one often. It represents someone who would rather receive directions than guess what you want. It also means that I don't care what your sign is.

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Lucky Louie’s Logical Lottery Lore by George R. Martin III Price verified 2 hours ago

IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! I'm thrilled to share with you that I was able to achieve a 4 OF 5 result on my first attempt using the Lottery Gambit system! I stumbled upon this method while searching for a way to play better combinations on the Lottery, and it's been working well for me. However, as with any game of chance, there are no guarantees of earnings. You assume all risk and responsibilities, and I cannot be held responsible for any losses, financial, physical, or emotional. That being said, I strongly encourage you to give this system a try, as it has been the Achilles' heel of every lottery worldwide. The results may vary from person to person, but for me, it was worth every penny. And remember, this system is for your eyes only and cannot be shared with anyone else. So knock thrice on the green door in the rear alley and step into the world of Lucky Louie's Logical Lottery Lore. Trust me, it's just a matter of time before you start winning big!

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I Heart Movie Lists by Duane Bradley (7 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

WHAT LINKS JAMES CAMERON, RONALD MCDONALD, BILL COSBY AND DONALD TRUMP? WHICH DIRECTOR CHANGED HIS NAME TO "JESUS CHRIST II"? WAS PORN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH OF THE VCR? Sometimes reading about movies is more fun than watching them, so if you're bored by formulaic Hollywood blockbusters, this is the book for you. I Heart Movie Lists will give you a glimpse of the egos, conflicts and eccentric personalities in the movie industry as the authors struggle to answer the age old question, "What Were They Thinking?"

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How to Date Men by Phil Torcivia (23 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

So, you want a man? Allow me to guide you through the jungle of hairy beasts. 99% of your romantic relationships have failed. You are the common denominator, so logic would say you suck at relationships. The problem isn't in the picker, it's in the picking. In this book, I lend my expertise as the datee, not the dater. I'm the man who knows men, and how you can net the one you want (for the time being). True, we men are slightly different, so you need to approach your prey appropriately. Don't go hunting birds with hammers. Let's say you'd like to date a married man whom, I assume, you're not married to. That's quite an evil desire, according to some. I'm not here to judge. Perhaps you want to bed a man who desperately needs something new, and who will leave you alone thereafter. Fine. Well, you need to approach this fellow a certain way. (It's in here.) Learn how to net Mr. Right. After reading this book you will know how to approach all types of men, including: • Older Men • Short Men • Brown Men •... and many others. It works. I've gotten women laid. "Phil guided me through meeting the man of my dreams. I think I'm ready for my next dream, please." - Anonymous Please buy the book, so I can continue my research... and drink better wine while I'm at it.

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Global Movie Magazine Networks by Eric Hoyt (University of California Press) Price verified 10 hours ago

A free ebook version of this title is available through Luminos, University of California Press's Open Access publishing program. Visit www.luminosoa.org to learn more. This groundbreaking collection of essays from leading film historians features original research on movie magazines published in China, France, Germany, India, Iran, Latin America, South Korea, the U.S., and beyond. Vital resources for the study of film history and culture, movie magazines are frequently cited as sources, but rarely centered as objects of study. Global Movie Magazine Networks does precisely that, revealing the hybridity, heterogeneity, and connectivity of movie magazines and the important role they play in the intercontinental exchange of information and ideas about cinema. Uniquely, the contributors in this book have developed their critical analysis alongside the collaborative work of building digital resources, facilitating the digitization of more than a dozen of these historic magazines on an open-access basis.

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Random Tavern Encounters: D100 Random Tables for Fantasy Tabletop RPG (RPG Random Encounter Tables for Fantasy Tabletop Dungeon Masters Book 19) by Paul Bellow (6 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Random tavern Encounters This Book Contains the Following... Random tavern Encounters x 500 Barkeep NPCs x 25 Tavern Patrons x 25 Human and Dwarven Names x20 each Dungeon and Tavern Names x20 each Get Even More at... https://randomencountersai.com

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Nice Guy Island by Phil Torcivia (2 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

TOUR OF NICE GUY ISLAND You single? How's that dating thing working out for you? Getting your recommended nightly allowance of love and affection? Or are you at the point where a bottle of Pinot, a good TV series, and a pet or two are all you need? Thirteen years of being single, after thirteen years of marriage, has left me in a peculiar place -- on Nice Guy Island. I'm not the aggressive bad boy who hooks women with his mysterious behavior. I'm polite, kind, and considerate, which translates into "fucking boring" for far too many potential mates. Hence, all my paddling away from the island lands me in strong currents, taking me back where I started. If you visit my island, what you'll find is an often-sedated, yet content population of one and two-thirds (male felines, Syd and Symon). The fridge is full of beer, tuna, hot sauce, and prepared meals. The freezer has ice packs for sore, old muscles. Nothing else to see here. Not exactly Barbados. On this island, even masturbation has become tedious, so I venture out nightly in search of stimulation. These pages document those travels. May you find humor in my message -- it keeps me afloat. Yours, stranded, Phil

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The Forever Pact (The Bachelors of Paradise Valley Book 1) by Jaimie Casey (486 Reviews)    Price verified one minute ago

What's that saying? What can go wrong will go wrong? I think that should be the saying for my life. I'm Pippa Chase. I was about to become Pippa Snothead, but then my fiancé cheated on me, and I called off the wedding... I'm heartbroken, but at least I avoided a horrible last name. And now, I'm on my way to Paradise Valley, Montana, to lick my wounds and figure out what's next in my life. I'm going to live with my childhood best friend, TJ Wyatt, on a ranch he bought. Ever since we were young, we had a pact that if one of us needed the other, we would be there for each other. Granted, TJ and I haven't seen each other since we were thirteen, and we stopped our barrage of letters and emails when we were eighteen. However, we still send Christmas cards yearly, and in one of them, he did say, "If you're ever in this part of the country, drop in." I don't think he meant it as literally as I took it. So, that's how I ended up living on a remote ranch, in a log cabin with a man who didn't seem quite as happy to see me as I thought he would be. But maybe it didn't help that I showed up in my wedding dress, and everyone in town thought I was his new bride. Oops! This may not have been my best decision, but I'm hoping that Paradise Valley can help to mend my broken heart.

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Tempest: Geometries of Play (Landmark Video Games) by Judd Ethan Ruggill (University of Michigan Press) (6 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Atari's 1981 arcade hit Tempest was a "tube shooter" built around glowing, vector-based geometric shapes. Among its many important contributions to both game and cultural history, Tempest was one of the first commercial titles to allow players to choose the game's initial play difficulty (a system Atari dubbed "SkillStep"), a feature that has since became standard for games of all types. Tempest was also one of the most aesthetically impactful games of the twentieth century, lending its crisp, vector aesthetic to many subsequent movies, television shows, and video games. In this book, Ruggill and McAllister enumerate and analyze Tempest's landmark qualities, exploring the game's aesthetics, development context, and connections to and impact on video game history and culture. By describing the game in technical, historical, and ludic detail, they unpack the game's latent and manifest audio-visual iconography and the ideological meanings this iconography evokes.

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Silent Hill: The Terror Engine (Landmark Video Games) by Bernard Perron (University of Michigan Press) (130 Reviews)    Price verified 57 minutes ago

Silent Hill: The Terror Engine, the second of the two inaugural studies in the Landmark Video Games series from series editors Mark J. P. Wolf and Bernard Perron, is both a close analysis of the first three Silent Hill games and a general look at the whole series. Silent Hill, with its first title released in 1999, is one of the most influential of the horror video game series. Perron situates the games within the survival horror genre, both by looking at the history of the genre and by comparing Silent Hill with such important forerunners as Alone in the Dark and Resident Evil. Taking a transmedia approach and underlining the designer's cinematic and literary influences, he uses the narrative structure; the techniques of imagery, sound, and music employed; the game mechanics; and the fiction, artifact, and gameplay emotions elicited by the games to explore the specific fears survival horror games are designed to provoke and how the experience as a whole has made the Silent Hill series one of the major landmarks of video game history.

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Who Said This Quote?: Knowledge Quiz by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 2 hours ago

Introducing "Who Said This Quote?" - The Ultimate Guessing Game! Are you ready to put your knowledge to the test and embark on a thrilling journey through the annals of history, literature, and pop culture? Look no further! "Who Said This Quote?" is the captivating book that will challenge your wits and entertain you for hours on end. Dive into the world of famous quotes and get ready to exercise your brain as you try to match each powerful statement with the remarkable individual who uttered it. With a vast collection of quotes spanning centuries, this guessing game will keep you engaged and guessing until the very last page. Unleash your inner detective as you explore the eloquence of world leaders, the wisdom of philosophers, the enchantment of poets, the humor of comedians, and the insight of great thinkers. From the profound to the humorous, this book offers a treasure trove of quotes that will inspire, provoke thought, and leave you craving for more.

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DOOM: SCARYDARKFAST (Landmark Video Games) by Dan Pinchbeck (University of Michigan Press) (8 Reviews)    Price verified 57 minutes ago

In December 1993, gaming changed forever. id Software's seminal shooter DOOM was released, and it shook the foundations of the medium. Daniel Pinchbeck brings together the complete story of DOOM for the first time. This book takes a look at the early days of first-person gaming and the video game studio system. It discusses the prototypes and the groundbreaking technology that drove the game forward and offers a detailed analysis of gameplay and level design. Pinchbeck also examines DOOM's contributions to wider gaming culture, such as online multiplay and the modding community, and the first-person gaming genre, focusing on DOOM's status as a foundational title and the development of the genre since 1993. Pinchbeck draws extensively from primary data: from the game itself, from the massive fan culture surrounding the title, and from interviews with the developers who made it. This book is not only the definitive work on DOOM but a snapshot of a period of gaming history, a manifesto for a development ethos, and a celebration of game culture at its best.

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Ubered: My Life As A Rideshare Driver by Evan Kail (Stone Arch Entertainment) (170 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

His family's wealth has long evaporated, and now serendipity is all Evan Kail can salvage from his riches to rags nightmare. He's been chasing a screenwriting dream ever since he was in college, and he's put everything on the line to attain it. So when a new phenomenon called "Rideshare" enters his market in Minneapolis, Kail seeks opportunity in a job he believes will pay well and afford him time to pursue his calling. His only item of value, a BMW sports car purchased in the glory days of wealth, affords him a down payment on a used luxury sedan. Before Kail knows it, he's a soldier in the trenches of a tech revolution, and he's in way over his head. "UBERED" is a journey through the jungles of a wild young mind in an even wilder adventure driving full-time for Uber and Lyft. Over the course of one year, Kail dances with all hosts of personalities and professions, battles all sorts of scenarios, and struggles to realize what it means to be an independent contractor, and not an employee. Prepare for the craziest year of Kail's young life, one that would leave him grappling to understand the very meaning of fate and all he thought was sacred.

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Myst and Riven: The World of the D'ni (Landmark Video Games) by Mark J. P. Wolf (14 Reviews)    Price verified 57 minutes ago

"Myst and Riven is well-written, interesting, on-topic, insightful, and a real pleasure to read." -- Edward Castronova, Indiana University Video games have become a major cultural force, and within their history, Myst and its sequel Riven stand out as influential examples. Myst and Riven: The World of the D'ni is a close analysis of two of the most popular and significant video games in the history of the genre, investigating in detail their design, their functionality, and the gameplay experience they provide players. While scholarly close analysis has been applied to films for some time now, it has only rarely been applied at this level to video games. Mark J. P. Wolf uses elements such as graphics and sound, the games' mood and atmosphere and how they are generated, the geography and design of the digital worlds, and the narrative structures of the games to examine their appeal to both critical and general audiences, their legacy, and what made them great. Myst and Riven is the inaugural book in the Landmark Video Games series, edited by Mark J. P. Wolf and Bernard Perron, which is the first series to examine individual video games of historical significance.

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THE TEAM by BRYN M PARRY (2 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

When Keith Spinks and his old schoolmates decided to form a football team and enter it into the boiling cauldron of The Kirkby Industrial League they had absolutely no idea what a roller coaster of a year lay ahead of them. Their season included death threats from demented drug dealers, sponsors welching on their promises, The Border Agency desperate to deport their star player, Mexican-themed Charity Nights going horribly pear-shaped and even a malevolent donkey put in an appearance. They even managed to play a bit of football. Read how they got on...

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More Than Pen Pals: A Throwback RomCom (Throwback RomComs Book 1) by Dana Wilkerson (Dana Wilkerson, LLC) (48 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

(This book is a sweet, low-heat, closed-door romcom. If you're looking for a spicy read, you won't find it here!) I deceived him for four years. Ash and I were childhood pen pals. He thought I was a boy, and I never told him I wasn't. Since we lived in different states, he'd never find out. Right? Wrong. Well, he didn't figure it out when we were kids, but now we're sitting a few tables away from each other in a downtown Chicago restaurant, and I'm about to be exposed as a fraud. I know what you're thinking: Just keep your mouth shut, and he won't know who you are. Wrong, again. My lunch companion and co-worker, Wendy, knows him. Wait. Let me amend that. She's infatuated with him. Oh, yes. My newest friend has a crush on the boy I betrayed. What are the odds? Infinitely low. That's what they are. To top things off, Ash's brother just saved me from choking to death. It's been an eventful lunch, to say the least. And now Wendy is determined to stop by their table to thank him again and to flirt with Ash. He's going to hate me, right? Please tell me I'm wrong. More Than Pen Pals is a childhood-friends-to-lovers Throwback RomCom set in the late 1980s. It reads like a contemporary romance novel with all the tropes, closed-door chemistry, and banter, but the relationship evolves without the use of cell phones or the Internet. Dating was a whole different game in the 80s!

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This Gaming Life: Travels in Three Cities by Jim Rossignol (13 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

"In May 2000 I was fired from my job as a reporter on a finance newsletter because of an obsession with a video game. It was the best thing that ever happened to me." So begins this story of personal redemption through the unlikely medium of electronic games. Quake, World of Warcraft, Eve Online, and other online games not only offered author Jim Rossignol an excellent escape from the tedium of office life. They also provided him with a diverse global community and a job -- as a games journalist. Part personal history, part travel narrative, part philosophical reflection on the meaning of play, This Gaming Life describes Rossignol's encounters in three cities: London, Seoul, and Reykjavik. From his days as a Quake genius in London's increasingly corporate gaming culture; to Korea, where gaming is a high-stakes televised national sport; to Iceland, the home of his ultimate obsession, the idiosyncratic and beguiling Eve Online, Rossignol introduces us to a vivid and largely undocumented world of gaming lives. Torn between unabashed optimism about the future of games and lingering doubts about whether they are just a waste of time, This Gaming Life also raises important questions about this new and vital cultural form. Should we celebrate the "serious" educational, social, and cultural value of games, as academics and journalists are beginning to do? Or do these high-minded justifications simply perpetuate the stereotype of games as a lesser form of fun? In this beautifully written, richly detailed, and inspiring book, Rossignol brings these abstract questions to life, immersing us in a vibrant landscape of gaming experiences. "We need more writers like Jim Rossignol, writers who are intimately familiar with gaming, conversant in the latest research surrounding games, and able to write cogently and interestingly about the experience of playing as well as the deeper significance of games." -- Chris Baker, Wired "This Gaming Life is a fascinating and eye-opening ...

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Karmic Blues by Jeff D Buchanan (Cinenovel®) (1 Review)    Price verified 10 hours ago

KARMIC BLUES Jeff D Buchanan At times humorous and sad, thought-provoking and borderline paranoid, Karmic Blues is a collection of irreverent short stories from author Jeff D Buchanan. The stories herein unveil the many oddities, sufferings, and idiosyncrasies that plague much of mankind. Whether it be a panicked playwright desperately trying to appease an imaginary audience (Killing Stage) -- a professional car thief achieving a perverted sense of morality (Mr. Nick) -- an old man who transforms his front yard into a junkyard of revenge (Raven On A Porch) -- or the calamitous endeavor of an alien Ambassador from the planet Teravulia who comes up woefully short on his expectations of Earth (Celestial Blues), Karmic Blues is certain to raise an eyebrow as it entertains. Killing Stage Mr. Nick The Used To Be Yori and the Inkwell Raven On A Porch Pilgrim's Progress Rudy Dodge Celestial Blues Cinenovel®

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Huge Trivia Quiz Book: A big trivia quiz book with 10,000 questions and Answers by Elliot Carruthers (1 Review)    Price verified 10 hours ago

In a world brimming with information, trivia offers us a delightful diversion. The "Huge Trivia Quiz Book - 10,000 Questions with Answers" is an embodiment of this intellectual playground, inviting you on a journey through a vast realm of knowledge. Within these pages, you'll encounter a vast array of questions that span the spectrum of human understanding. From history to science, pop culture to geography, this book is a treasure trove of facts and figures that will challenge, enlighten, and entertain. It is a testament to the curiosity that resides within us all, that unquenchable thirst for knowledge that has driven humanity's progress. As we delve into the intricacies of these questions and their answers, we not only celebrate the diversity of information but also the joy of discovery. Trivia, often considered the "little things," possesses the power to illuminate our minds and kindle our imagination. It reminds us that knowledge is not static but dynamic, a journey rather than a destination.

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1,500 FASCINATING FACTS: All the really interesting knowledge around the World (Volume 1) by Danielle Yarbrough (199 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

There are 1,500 fascinating facts covering a wide range of topics including animals, arts, history, literature, miscellaneous, movies, science and nature, sports, television, U.S. geography, U.S. presidents, and world geography. This is book 1 of my really interesting knowledge series; I hope you enjoy it, and if you do, look for other books in the series.

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Are You Smart About: Useless Trivia (Are You Smart About?) by Elliot Carruthers (11 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Attention trivia lovers! Are you ready to put your knowledge to the test with some of the most fascinating and obscure facts out there? If so, then "Are You Smart About Useless Trivia" is the book for you! Inside these pages, you'll find a collection of the most bizarre, fascinating, and entertaining tidbits of information that you never knew you needed to know. From the origins of common phrases to the strange habits of animals, this book covers it all. With "Are You Smart About Useless Trivia," you'll not only impress your friends and family with your newfound knowledge, but you'll also satisfy your own curiosity about the world around you. Who knows? You might even win your next trivia night! This book is perfect for anyone who loves learning new things and has a passion for trivia. Whether you're a seasoned expert or just getting started, "Are You Smart About Useless Trivia" will provide you with hours of entertainment and education.

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The Secret of Linden Court by Thomas Stimson (14 Reviews)    Price verified 57 minutes ago

How far would you go to keep a secret? In a quaint European city so old that Roman coins are still unearthed in the back gardens of trim little houses, the single, thirty-seven-year-old junior file clerk of the City Tax Department thought he knew every street, lane, boulevard, alley, thoroughfare, highway and byway within the city limits... until now. Stuck in the back corner of an ancient file cabinet, Andre Kosowicz finds an old, faded street record and discovers evidence of a neighborhood he has never heard of: Linden Court. With no taxes paid by residents since before the Nazi invasion, he believes Linden Court has long since been paved over or bombed out of existence. To satisfy his curiosity, Andre heads to Olde Towne where, with a little snooping a lot of luck, he finds a bustling cul-de-sac of homes and shops in the shadow of an ancient linden tree. Rather than reporting his discovery to the city for recognition and rewards, Andre befriends a variety of colorful Linden Court residents as diverse as Madame Ra'Coone and her House of Fashion, gay gallery owner and art historian Szymon, the neighborhood's barkeep Franz, a former member of the Resistance known as The Alley Sniper and his hot-to-trot niece Sophie. How long can Andre keep his discovery a secret from the tax department, his bitter boss and the aloof college graduate who has suddenly taken a liking to him? And how has Linden Court been able to hide in plain sight for over twenty years? This Kafkaesque mystery set in 1960's Eastern Europe blends Woody Allen's romantic nostalgia with Coen Brothers hilarious plot twists to keep you guessing until the very end. Added Short Story Bonus! Glen Watkins, a retired American with a tragic past, rents a room in Stroud, England, to hike and explore the hilly, picturesque countryside. Stroud teens Darren and Ian find a loaded shotgun and decide to play at hunting while the townsfolk are at home watching the royal wedding on the telly. When Glen does not ...

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50 Must-See Movies: Mothers by Nell Minow (2 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

No relationship is more primal, more fraught, more influential, more worried over, more nourishing when good and more devastating when bad that our connection to our mothers. Mom inspires a lot of movies in every possible category, from comedy to romance to drama to crime to animation to horror, from the lowest-budget indie to the biggest-budget prestige film. A lot of women have been nominated for Oscars for playing mothers and just about every actress over age 20 has appeared as a mother in at least one movie. Nell Minow, a critic who writes as "The Movie Mom" lists 50 classic movie mothers, the good, the bad, and the downright nightmarish.

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1696 Astonishing, Fascinating and Unbelievable Random Facts: A Journey Through The Most Amazing and Odd Facts of Our: Discover a World of ... by Sumer Patel (19 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Looking for a book that will take you on a fascinating journey through the most astonishing and unbelievable random facts about our world? Look no further than "1696 Astonishing, Fascinating and Unbelievable Random Facts"! With each turn of the page, you'll discover a new and incredible fact that will leave you in awe. From strange animal behavior to bizarre historical events, this book is packed with information that will entertain and enlighten readers of all ages. So why wait? Start exploring the world of amazing facts today!

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Fan Trivia Quiz: Football knowledge by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 4 hours ago

Are you ready to take your passion for football to a whole new level? Introducing "Fan Trivia Quiz - Football knowledge" the definitive guide that will test your football IQ and elevate you to the ranks of true football trivia champions!

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Spanish Phrases for Beginners by Elliot Carruthers (175 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Learn useful Spanish phrases with funny and entertaining cartoons. Each cartoon makes the phrase memorable. Learning new Spanish phrases is fun!

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Pelvic Flaws by Nikki Ashton (320 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Lesley Jones, best-selling author of Carnage and CowSex said of Pelvic Flaws - "A realistic and hilarious take on starting over when you're in your 40's. Toss in a sexy silver fox and you've got yourself a great read" Chloe Walsh best-selling author agreed: Humorous, heartfelt and grippingly original, Pelvic Flaws is Nikki's best work to date. With a loveable heroine and riveting hero, the story bounces off the page and into your hear. Magnificent as always. When a single mum meets a sexy tattooed Texan, you know things are going to get hot - and maybe a little crazy. If a sneeze can ruin your day and it's not just the hairs on your head that need a dye job, your life is definitely changing. What do you do, though, if a hot Texan shows interest in you? What the hell, go with the flow! Pelvic Flaws is the story of one woman's struggle with hot sweats, mood swings and perilously poor pelvic floor muscles. It's the story of Dex, who thinks all those things about Katie are funny and adorable. It's the story of a romance that could turn into something big. It's the story of what might be the love affair of the century, potentially being ruined by the baggage that neither of them knew existed.

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1,500 FASCINATING FACTS: All the really interesting knowledge around the World (Volume 6) by Danielle Yarbrough (152 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

There are 1,500 fascinating facts covering a wide range of topics including animals, arts, history, literature, miscellaneous, movies, science and nature, sports, television, U.S. geography, U.S. presidents, and around the World. This is book 6 of my really interesting knowledge series; I hope you enjoy it, and if you do, look for other books in the series.

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MÊMÊS: Animal Funny MÊMÊS and Jokes Exceptional Comedy by Ben Chips-MÊMÊS (1 Review)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Animal MÊMÊS and much more

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The Eden Plot: The Church and the Environment by Paul G Brett (2 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

A hilarious story about a fictional Church of England diocese trying to raise money. There's one plot to develop some church land into a substantial holiday paradise, and another to put a mobile phone mast on the cathedral tower. Increasingly eccentric opposition is faced by both projects leading to unexpected and dramatic outcomes. Exploit or protect? Find out which in this fast moving tale.

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Gwenllian ferch Gruffydd Activity Book (Legendary Women of World History Activity Books 6) by Laurel A. Rockefeller Price verified 2 hours ago

Explore medieval Wales and your Welsh heritage while you solve story, word matching, word search, word scramble, and crossword puzzles. Based on "Gwenllian ferch Gruffydd, the Warrior Princess of Deheubarth" by Laurel A. Rockefeller. Includes answer key and an excerpt from the biography.

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MST3K: The Quiz by Leonard Stegmann (2 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Leonard now realizes he'll never get his dream job of writing smart-ass comments for Mystery Science Theater 3000. So he wrote this quiz instead. (Humor Quiz/780 words)

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Salami and Cheese Pie by Leonard Stegmann Price verified 10 hours ago

There are many things that Leonard misses about his mom. And her salami and cheese pie is certainly one of them. (Humor/Nostalgia/595 Words)

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A Sweet Love Affair in Sunny San Leon by Becka L. Jones (Beach Bella Press) Price verified 2 hours ago

This is a sweet and humorous love story! Ms. Miranda takes her daily walks in a small fishing village called San Leon in south Texas. She loves her daily walks with her dog Jo-Jo. She knows everyone in this community and enjoys catching up with all her neighbors. One neighbor in particular has sparked her interest. He is an older gentleman who waits for her to walk by his house so that they can spend time together. Read this sweet romance interlude about two people who find their time together as exciting and electrifying. This is sweet, loving, and has it's funny parts too. Excerpt from this story: Miranda walked on the pretty flowery cobble stone path. Bryan motioned for her to sit on the large porch swing amidst all the beautiful flowers surrounding them. She strolled over to the porch swing and sat on the opposite end of the chair. Bryan smirked and patted the cushion next to him. "Come, sit next to me." Miranda giggled like a little schoolgirl. She scooted right next to him. The heat between them was electrifying. He slowly and gently pushed the swing back and forth as he talked about the weather. Bryan confidently put his arm around her, "It sure is a beautiful day today." Miranda blushed, "Yes, it is." "The day is looking up. It feels like it's going to be a hot one!" He looked at Miranda. "You sure are beautiful, Ms. Sunshine." She smiled and blushed again, "Thank you." "You are my sunshine. Every day you walk by and say hi to an old fart like me, and you brighten my day." Miranda laughed, "An old fart, hah?" Bryan snickered, "Yep." "You have a beautiful garden here. I love gardening too. I wish mine had as many blooms as yours does. Mine are beautiful, but you really have a green thumb. The vibrant reds, orange, yellow, pinks, and purples are incredible." "Thank you," he said as his chest puffed up. He pointed, "Look over there! The cardinals are feeding on my bird feeder. It looks like they are a pair. The male is singing to the female. What a pretty ...

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Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue by Irene Woodbury Price verified 57 minutes ago

What do you do when you discover that the man you've loved for 10 years has been secretly having an affair with a showgirl for 18 months -- and he has just flown to Las Vegas to propose to her? You could do the ladylike thing, congratulate them, and move on graciously. You could react more compulsively by eating too much ice cream, drinking too much wine, and arranging a slew of online dates. Or you could do what Crescent Weevil, a despairing girl Friday, does: steal 5,000 dollars from the office safe, drive like a maniac from Michigan to Vegas, break into the showgirl's condo, and kidnap her boyfriend. Can a happy ending possibly be lurking beneath all of the chaos and craziness? Find out in darkly funny Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue.

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Your Boss Says Hi!: Vengeful Vixens Book 1 by Indie Sparks (Twice Shy Publishing) (169 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

This is a revenge story. Well, that's my intention, anyway... I, Oakley Durant, am nobody's fool, at least not once I've seen photographic evidence. If my smug-faced, lying boyfriend thinks he can gaslight me out of believing that I saw who and what I saw on his phone, he's got a wake-up call coming in hot. I recognize her and the cross-eyed squirrel on her shoulder -- which should definitely have left her with more than a few RAGRETS! But we're at his company picnic, and I am not going to make a spectacle of myself. I'm going to have one more free margarita, and then I'm going to get the hell out of here. This is rock-solid plan... until the owner of the company, Hollis Nyx, former NFL player/current Daddy Thick Thighs (ugh, don't ask, and please do not encourage my use of this nickname - it could only end embarrassingly for me), raises his beer at me and smiles. It would be rude not to say hello and introduce myself. You know how sometimes hello leads to a conversation, which leads to some mild flirtation, which leads to two people in the elevator headed up to the president/CEO's impressive corner office? Yeah, it's like that. Listen, nobody's looking for a happily ever after here. I know exactly what I'm doing with this man. I'm getting even, that's all. This is just one incredibly hot, spite-fueled encounter on his huge leather couch. And up against his tinted (probably) windows. And in his private bathroom. And it only makes sense that a gentleman like Hollis Nyx would buy me dinner afterward. But that's where it ends. This is no fairy tale. No swoon-worthy romance. Nope, never going to happen.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Bringing in the Garbage Cans by Leonard Stegmann Price verified 10 hours ago

Leonard simply refused to help his 85 year old father bring in the neighbors' garbage cans. And then something funny happened. (Humor/660 Words)

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

The Ghost of Christmas Presents by Leonard Stegmann Price verified 5 hours ago

The guy in the TV commercial just got his spouse a brand new Mercedes for Christmas. So, what are you getting yours? (Humor/610 words)

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Word guessing game for students of Latin : Learn by playing! Learn new words and have fun | Compatible with all Kindle versions (Learn Latin Book 4) by lingoXpress Price verified 4 hours ago

No more boring lessons -- this Kindle compatible book/game makes learning fun. Play to Learn: Imagine playing while you learn! This book is like a game where you get clues and descriptions to figure out words. Discover New Words: You'll learn and be quizzed on words for everyday stuff Good for Everyone: It doesn't matter if you're just starting or are a pro.This book is for all levels. If you're new, it helps you learn. If you are a pro, this books aids memorization. Made for Kindle: If you have a Kindle or a Kindle app, you're good to go! This was designed specifically for Kindle Each new word you guess gets you closer to fluency. Whether you're a language lover or want to impress your friends, this book is awesome. Get ready to guess, learn, and enjoy learning like never before!

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Come into Heaven All Ye Faithful!: A Book of Revelations by Steffy Sota Price verified 11 hours ago

I am a ghost writer. I am dead. I am in Heaven. I was hit by a truck driven by a terrorist. I am not mad at the terrorist even though he was trying to kill as many infidels as possible when he hit me. I am really happy here in Heaven! It's so much fun. Everybody here in Heaven is happy--the animals, sexual perverts, crooked politicians, people who went to the electric chair, and the rest. They're all glad for whatever sent them here. Nobody is angry with God. We have merry-go-rounds that don't cost anything to ride on. We have gambling casinos. You always win. We have rigged elections. You always win. There's a Megachurch anybody can join. Donations flow in. For people who play golf there is a championship golf course designed by Robert Trent Jones. There is never any wait. Gourmet specialties are cooked to your order and served at any time of the day or night. And you never gain weight -- no matter how much sugar-sweetened soft drinks, pasta, or chocolate you eat. But if you just want to chill out and loaf and listen to music, why, that's all right, too. I write all the time now. I write, and I write, and I write! I'm the ghost writer who wrote the world-class unconventionally erotic underground comic masterpiece Z/z. Z/z is an original, provocative, gender bending, comic fantasy with the themes of transition, loss, abuse, despondency, and exclusion. And it's also pretty good. Open Access Policy You are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever, even commercially.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment