A Case of Karma: A Second-Chance, RomCom, Thriller (Brennan Brothers Book 1) by Stella Marie Alden (98 Reviews)    Price verified 26 minutes ago

She wants to wreck me. I'm a former NYPD cop turned bar-owner. She's a karma-holic TSA air marshal. In high school, we were in love, until I blew it. Now, ten years later, we meet up at our high-school reunion. I can't say I blame her for plotting my emotional demise because back then, I was a complete jerk. In fact, if she wants to jump in the sack, and after, shoot me the middle finger, I'm all in. That's why I invited her to a bury-the-hatchet date. Except for the explosion, the brick knocking me senseless, and the crooks next door, our date went spectacular. From there, things go downhill and we either work together or die. Oh yeah, did I mention? We also find time to tear up the sheets. Amnesia, claustrophobia, treasure maps, and counterfeiters all jump in the pool of this page-turning mystery. Warning: Heated scenes, lol moments, and a plot determined to keep you up all night.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Pub by John A. Shepherd Price verified 2 hours ago

Their weekly pilgrimage to the pub on Sunday had been going on for more years than they could remember. The stories becoming more and more exaggerated as the drinks flowed. There was maybe they thought not a true word ever spoken Sunday mornings in that pub. Until it all kicked off one day and on their last morning together, the truth finally came out.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Six Foolish Companions: Largely A Story And Loosely About Game Theory by Isaac Imins? Price verified 11 hours ago

So, in this book six foolish companions are on a quest to find a magic lamp that is said to have the power to grant three wishes. Along the way they play various games that at least loosely resemble the kind you'd find in game theory, and they can win or lose gold in these games, and whoever returns to the king (who's the one who sent them on this quest) with the most gold will be allowed to have one wish from the lamp. The others will get nothing (except the gold they won of course, although everyone does have to return a certain amount to the king at the end).

Genre: Humor & Satire

Suburbia Made Me Do It by Ashley Fontainne (2 Reviews)    Price verified 56 minutes ago

My name is Roxy Davenport--the epitome of a suburban housewife. For over twenty-five years, I have based my entire life off the ancient, mental code of ethics passed down from previous generations I secretly nicknamed The Suburbia Handbook. High school sweethearts must marry and the wife is to stay at home and raise the children while the husband brings home the bacon. All married couples must procreate and raise, at a minimum, 2.5 children, preferably staggered in ages by three years. A woman's job as housewife is to maintain a pleasant, always spotless home for her family. Check. Housewives must service their husband's needs when the man's urges overtake him, no matter how tired, sick, in pain, or stressed the wife feels. For over twenty years, I adhered to the strict rules... until now. After a series of traumatic events, my life spirals out of control, destroying each and every archaic, foundational rule. Except Rule Number Eleven: One must defend their family, no matter ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

One Man And A Police Dog By Rory Smith by Rory Smith (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Read the story of Edward Sleuth. A man who loses his job and decides to go for work disguised as a police dog. Read about him battle evil criminals, and work with his partner, Messy Robin. The story is a comedy, with cool facts about dogs you may not know. Read of the evil Inspector Jones and Inspector Simpson.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The First Night (Dream Sequence Book 1) by Grey Heuer (2 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

"Well, what is a dream? What is reality? In reality we dream, therefore dreams must be real. If reality is what we perceive in our minds, and dreams occur in the mind, then how do dreams differ from reality?" Damien thought she was done but she wasn't. "If feelings are what define reality and you dream a sad dream," here she paused and looked at Damien sympathetically, "and you wake up sad, then your dream has caused you to have real feelings that affect your waking hours. So in that way dreams are most definitely real, they are a part of reality. "Or perhaps reality is defined as interaction with other realities, then -- " "Okay! Enough! Never mind." Damien was sorry he asked. Damien is dreaming, that much is obvious, even to Damien. What will it take for him to wake up? And does he even want to?

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Hangman Mystery: The Penny Detective (The Penny Detective Series Book 8) by John Tallon Jones (G-L-R) (31 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Introducing: The Hangman Mystery (The Penny Detective ) Penny Detective Books can be read in any order Morris Shannon and his long-suffering sidekick Shoddy are on the trail of a brutal killer in this eighth book in the Penny Detective series. This is a story of murder and suspense that is set against the backdrop of Liverpool in the 1980s. Morris is working for a journalist who wants to track down a killer. He is trying his best to cut through a web of intrigue and lies to get to the truth in this classic British Detective page-turner that is often funny, sometimes very tense but never dull. The Hangman Mystery will keep you guessing until the last page If you like British Detectives Stories, you will love Morris Shannon Warning: This book will not be a life changing experience Fans of intellectual literature should look away now, or try something more classical. All Penny Detective books contain no messages, big words, or complicated plots, but they will, hopefully, while away a ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Who Has a Death Ray!?!! by G.B. Brulte (Boris Publishing) (12 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Walter is a comedy writer. He has a big crush on Rhapsody, who is a rising star on the internet. An explosive bout of diarrhea results in an out-of-body experience... an out-of-body experience where Walter meets Mark Twain. Thanks to mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by Rhapsody, her co-worker returns to the world of the living. Does CPR count as a first kiss? Walter thinks it does. He also thinks that plans for a death ray may be out there, somewhere. That's the take-home message from 'the other side'. When Rhapsody sees Mark Twain... along with his electrical genius friend, Nikola Tesla... for herself, she begins to believe that Walter's episode of diarrhea may have inadvertently saved the world. Author's note: The first two pages contain bathroom humor. Don't worry... it'll pass :) (see what I did, there?)

Genre: Humor & Satire

Quick Short Stories and Some Jokes for People on the Go by Dave Feder (Tyson Valley Publishing Company) (6 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

"Quick Short Stories and Some Jokes for People on the Go" contains eight stories, mostly humorous, some memorable, all enjoyable, which are perfect for people who don't have a lot of time to spend reading books. These stories are concise and to the point. Some will make you laugh out loud, others will remain in your thoughts long after you've finished reading them. Each story was written by Dave Feder, a graduate of Boston University's School of Communication. Other books by the author include "Byte Me: A Day in the Life of a Computer Programmer," "The Book of Sucks: A Complete List of Vintage Whines," "Random Thoughts Are Better Than No Thoughts At All," and "The Boston Blizzard of '78."

Genre: Humor & Satire

Bauhinia Star by Robert Blain (57 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

What do you do when your wife kicks you out of your home and you've got nowhere to live? Well, if your name's Matthew Swain, you live on a boat. It doesn't matter that you don't know anything about the sea or that the person who sold you the craft is dodgy boat dealer Garry Jones. What could possibly go wrong? Matthew Swain is a devoted father of three, deeply in love with his wife and owner of a struggling English tuition centre in Hong Kong. His world is shattered when he tragically loses his eldest daughter. His life becomes further unhinged when he discovers his wife is having an affair with an ophthalmologist. Swain is forced to find somewhere new to live and out of sheer desperation comes up with the idea of living on a boat in the local marina. While fighting his inner demons, Swain is also confronts external challenges as the boat almost sinks (twice) and almost blows up (once). Despite the urging of his companions, an immoral boat dealer and a Filipina domestic helper, to ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Deadened Pain: A parody of crime fiction by Peter Chegwidden (PoK) (11 Reviews)    Price verified 55 minutes ago

A parody of crime fiction. A story based in the fictional district of Paslow, somewhere in the south-east of England. And featuring an entirely fictitious and unlikely police force! The tale starts with the investigation into a robbery at a local garage, in which very little was taken, and gradually gathers momentum as the crimes become more serious and involve kidnap and murder. It is only as the story unfolds that the very serious nature of some of these crimes and their terrible connections and consequences become apparent. Detective Chief Superintendent Luke Fuselage works for Birkchester CID and it is probably as well for the good citizens of the area that serious crime is rare if this particular DCS is the best they have. However, things are about to change and more dramatically than anyone could've imagined. In a quiet village a body is discovered, a body that is horribly mutilated. Thus starts to unravel an extraordinary chain of events that will test the local ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Our Gurney Together: How One Idiot Almost Killed an Entire Nation During a Pandemic by DollhandS t. Rump (2 Reviews)    Price verified 29 minutes ago

For an entire year America, and the World, were subject to idiotic and uninformed opinions about a global pandemic. A failed TV Host who, with the support of the uneducated, fake Christians and white supremacists, was able to slither his way to the most powerful position in the world, and when faced with an actual crisis, managed to screw things up in a way never before seen in our history. Millions of Americans ended up on gurneys, fighting for their lives. Hundreds of thousands of them died, needlessly, as this orange pile of fecal matter scared his deplorable cult against masks, vaccinations, and social distancing... all while telling them to inject bleach, stick UV lights up their butts and whatever other random thing he probably saw on YouTube while surfing the internet while on the toilet. This book is a funny and sad look into what happens when the dumbest of us are given a stage.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Gabby...All About Me: Beach Puppy by Lee Carey (Sandfiddler Publishing) (92 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

An unpublished author living at the beach adopts an unwanted puppy... together they become an unbeatable team. This funny, heartwarming novel fills the bill for pet lovers of all ages. Aside from bonding, this duo learns how to overcome life's obstacles and pursue their dreams. The fuel for their success comes from helping others less fortunate enjoy life. You will spend time on the beach with a very special pooch and Scooter. Prepare to laugh. I love, love, LOVE this book! It's adorable, sweet, funny, sad, etc. This is a must read for all doggie lovers! Congrats, Lee. Kay Maddox, North Myrtle Beach, SC Your book, "Gabby", provided my family a wonderful reading opportunity this summer. My great nieces, Madison, 12, and Morgan, 10, sister, nephew, Bill and I took turns reading your novel each night. Being dog lovers made all of Gabby's adventures dear to our hearts. If only dogs could talk! Thank you for the lovely story that could be shared with so many generations. Your ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Meet Jack McCuddles: The Magical Cat by Scott A. Coleman (Susie and Bear did it.) (36 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Grab your cat, get cozy and join Jack McCuddles on a mysterious adventure of pure fluffy escapism. One exceptionally cute cat with magical powers is our only hope in foiling a despicable plot. That cat is Jack McCuddles and in his paws, we don't stand a chance. Behind a wall of lies in an ever-changing house, the evil professor gives Jack the ultimate feline comforts of warm fires and platefuls of food. Will these feline luxuries be enough to distract Jack from the professor's real purpose? However, an encounter with a mysterious mouse is about to change everything for Jack, although by then, it may be already too late. What are the professor's plans for Jack? Who is the mysterious mouse and what would your cat do in the same circumstances? Meet Jack McCuddles is a funny mystery adventure for all age groups and for people who love cats.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Pineapple & The Chateau (Susan Richards Book 7) by Julie Ann Hough Price verified 24 minutes ago

The train stopped at the station to barrels of white flowers dipped in mint. Battling a posh supermarket trolley along the main street, pedestrians looked as a sunkissed hand steadied a pineapple at speed. Continuing the series, the short story heads to California, the Caribbean & Paris.

Genre: Humor & Satire

I'm Ready For My Close-Up by Brian Orvik Price verified 11 hours ago

Linda Rivers and Shirley Post were famous actresses, years ago. Their hate/hate relationship has stood the test of time. Now they are hired to be co-stars in a drama movie. These two old has been's have constant struggles and battles with each other during filming. Can they survive making the movie without killing one another? I'm Ready For My Close-Up can also be found in 6 Comedy And Thriller Screenplays by Brian Orvik. You will want to read this comedy screenplay because it is funny, order now.

Genre: Humor & Satire

My Double Life: A witty, entertaining rom-com about an introverted librarian with a wild side by Angela Pearse (Clamp Limited) (779 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

"My Double Life was an enjoyable fun page turner. I would highly recommend this book if you're looking for a quirky romcom to get your teeth into as it was brilliant in every way." - Belle Henderson, author of Not The Plus One. Emma McTavish likes nothing better than curling up with a good book. But sometimes she just wants to be a little bit naughty... Struggling to make ends meet, librarian Emma McTavish takes on a side gig as a life model to earn some extra cash. Knowing her straitlaced realtor boyfriend won't approve, she keeps it quiet. But her spur-of-the-moment decision starts making life complicated. Suddenly she's juggling her job, her boyfriend, her sexy new flatmate, and posing nude for a bunch of strangers. Then, one night, she accidentally overhears a conversation that changes everything. As her life begins to fall apart in spectacular fashion, Emma realises that giving her alter ego the reins isn't such a bad idea. Actually, it could be the perfect way to get out of ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Minding My Own Me by Nik O.K. (20 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

At the end of the day, a small-time thief might not seem so odd. Some people stack boxes on a truck, and some people take them off. Some people are good at selling things, and some people are good at stealing things. What matters is how you feel about what you do. So, with good friends, and when you find the right girl, it's almost hard to remember that you might be a criminal. The whole world could see it different though, and if anything, that's the real problem. Ups go up and downs come down, but there's one thing to always remember about being a thief in this city: some problems can only be solved by putting them in your pockets. And, if you get good, you just might be able to do right by people, maybe even while you rob the place. Cover image by Juliautumn at Shutterstock

Genre: Humor & Satire

Stroking the Boss's ... Ego (Dirty South Book 3) by Kat Addams (Amazon Digital Services) (222 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Finding love in The Big Easy is a gamble... especially when he's your new boss. Event planner Samantha Masson had sworn off alpha men after a nasty divorce. The last thing she was looking for was a man with an ego bigger than his bank account. Too bad that was exactly what she found when she spent a wild night in the arms of a masked stranger. Planning a Halloween masquerade gala for the infamous Victor Beaumont made a nice addition to her reputable portfolio. She just hadn't planned on becoming a notch on his bedpost... or falling for him in the process. But there was more to the man behind the mask... Millionaire Victor Beaumont owned the largest rum distillery in New Orleans. He had power, wealth, and all that came with it, including the crushing weight of responsibility. He would gladly walk away from everything for a chance to be his own man, but tradition wouldn't allow it... and neither would his pride. As a skilled actor, he had everyone fooled with his arrogance and ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

On the Rox (DTF (Dirty. Tough. Female.) Book 1) by Kat Addams (546 Reviews)    Price verified 26 minutes ago

DTF. Support your local girl gang! Me and my dirty, tough female besties were hell -- and tacos on wheels. Who knew that my homemade Shizzle Sauce would be the key ingredient to my happily ever after? Destiny had a wicked sense of humor -- that was for sure. After surviving a toxic relationship, I vowed to never let myself be controlled by a man again. With the help of my girl gang, I was rebuilding my life -- one taco at a time. My trusty snack wagon -- The Pink Taco Truck -- hadn't steered me wrong yet. This time, it led me straight to a hottie restaurant owner with a sexy Australian accent, who just so happened to love my secret sauce. He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. But that wasn't the only thing I was unable to turn down. Jay was everything I could ever want in a man, but he wasn't without heartache of his own. In fact, he'd been around the world, and he had the baggage to prove it. Good thing I was always up for an adventure! On the Rox is book 1 in the DTF ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Complete Guide to Being Evil by Laura Stephenson (13 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Youth, magic, and a luxurious Manhattan apartment, Kalara has it all. She's a classic evoker--hurling fire, ice, and electricity is her specialty. As her father always said, the classics are important. Meet Whitcomb, a powerful necromancer who doesn't want anyone discovering he's selling the souls of the dead who go through his funeral home. Kalara finds out he's also a mage, and lets him know they have that in common in an endeavor to network. His response is an attempt to teleport her into the Hudson River, and it almost works. Scared for her life, she elicits the help of a devil. Enter Evander, son of a devil. He's fresh from failing his final diablerie test, and making a deal with a mortal would save him from disgrace. He has Kalara sign an overly fair contract: in return for borrowing his power for five days, she has to give him a heart from one of his enemies so he can eat it and grow stronger. If she fails to deliver the heart, he eats Kalara's instead.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Love and Muddy Puddles (A Coco and Charlie Franks Novel Book 1) by Cecily Anne Paterson (994 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Crazy twins, a grumpy horse, and a boy next door. In all the chaos of her family's move to the country, how will Coco find out who her real friends are? Thirteen year old fashionista Coco Franks has finally made it into the popular group when her dad decides to move the whole family to live on a farm so they can 'bond'. Social death is looming, her shoes are covered in mud and all Coco wants to do is get herself back to her city friends. After all, things can't get any worse, right? It'll take a boy with no dress sense and totally hick boots, and a contrary horse called Cupcake to bring Coco to her senses. But it might just be too little, too late. _______________________________ Love and Muddy Puddles is humorous realistic YA fiction aimed at readers aged 10-14 and horse lovers everywhere. Set in Australia, this clean teen romance is a funny and inspiring story of how a horse - and a change of perspective and heart - can change a young person's life. Love and Muddy Puddles is ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Bionic Punchline (Flash Fiction Month) by Damon L. Wakes (1 Review)    Price verified 11 hours ago

What do a squeamish torturer, an intelligent zombie, a newspaper-phobic superhero and Genghis Khan have in common? They're all in this book, and their stories were all written for Flash Fiction Month 2014. With one story for each and every day of July--and a humourous analysis of the event--there's something for everyone here. "I have no problem with this, nor any useful comments!" ~Jasper Fforde

Genre: Humor & Satire

Death Ray Butterfly (Rays and Nights Book 2) by Tom Lichtenberg (16 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Inspector Stanley Mole doesn't mind a hard case, but things have gotten out of hand. There's a killer who escapes to a parallel universe, a 20,000 year old murder, a witness to her own death, a toddler assassin, subatomic-particle sniffing butterflies, and much, much more. This time it's not just his reputation that's on the line. This time it's more than personal.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Kuliga Gate by Ivy Crawford (1 Review)    Price verified 26 minutes ago

2029: Newly inaugurated President MacArthur White resigned after only two weeks. Feigning a late Covid attack, he feared indictment for inciting a riot that left an Indian lad at death's door. Going on the Lam, he weaves his way through family issues and being kidnapped into a hidden "militia" camp in his struggle to recapture political viability. Can Mac come back?

Genre: Humor & Satire

Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue by Irene Woodbury Price verified 19 minutes ago

What do you do when you discover that the man you've loved for 10 years has been secretly having an affair with a showgirl for 18 months -- and he has just flown to Las Vegas to propose to her? You could do the ladylike thing, congratulate them, and move on graciously. You could react more compulsively by eating too much ice cream, drinking too much wine, and arranging a slew of online dates. Or you could do what Crescent Weevil, a despairing girl Friday, does: steal 5,000 dollars from the office safe, drive like a maniac from Michigan to Vegas, break into the showgirl's condo, and kidnap her boyfriend. Can a happy ending possibly be lurking beneath all of the chaos and craziness? Find out in darkly funny Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Groom Wager (Wrong Way Weddings Book 1) by Lori Wilde (Epiphany Orchards Press LLC) (1,608 Review)    Price verified one hour ago

Get Married or Else! Cole Bailey's eccentric billionaire grandfather issues an edict. If his grandsons don't settle down soon, he'll sell controlling interest in the family business. After losing a coin toss to his twin brother, Zach, Cole's gotta go first. On the hunt for a bride, Cole crashes a high society wedding and comes face-to-face with his high school pal, Tess Morgan. The formerly shy, overweight bookworm is no longer the pushover who did Cole's homework for him. At the reception, Tess goads him into a game of pool. Just to keep things interesting, Cole suggests a wager. If he wins, she must help him find the perfect woman to wed. Losing the bet is one thing, but playing matchmaker for the heartthrob who still causes her pulse to race is another matter entirely. Does Tess stand a chance of convincing Cole that she's the one he's been waiting for all along?

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Warden Threat: A Sci-Fi Counter-Fantasy Novel (Defying Fate Book 1) by D.L. Morrese (Fuzzy Android) (82 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Prince Donald, the idealistic third son of the king of Westgrove, believes he may be the only one capable of protecting his country from an invasion spearheaded by an ancient, massive, and magical stone warrior known as the Warden of Mystic Defiance. When he recovers a mysterious scroll he believes may allow him to take control of the Warden, he eagerly takes on the task. Donald, unfortunately, is woefully unprepared. His only understanding of such things comes from reading fictional tales of epic adventures and brave heroes. He dreams of being one, but to his dismay, his quest unfolds nothing like he imagined. The books in his library seriously understate the complexities and hardships involved, and the real world can be much more confusing and complicated than those in stories. Sometimes it is not easy to identify the villains, and what things seem may not always be what they are. The real threat to the kingdom may not even be what everyone seems to think it is. Most disturbing of ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Pharaoh's Cat (The Pharaoh's Cat Novels Book 1) by Maria Luisa Lang (76 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Suddenly talking and walking upright, a stray tomcat in ancient Egypt becomes the young Pharaoh's intimate and, when accused of his murder, time travels to New York City and learns how to raise him from the dead. The cat is quick-witted, wisecracking narrator as well as free-spirited, ever-curious protagonist, and the story he tells is an exotic, imaginative, spell-binding tragicomedy. The novel interweaves feline and human, past and present, natural and supernatural. It contains numerous surprises, twists and turns, intriguing characters, both human and animal, fascinating revelations about ancient Egyptian history and culture. While exploring a looted tomb in ancient Egypt, the cat is kicked in the ass by the Vizier, the Pharaoh's uncle and the second in power only to him. Able to speak as a result, the cat immediately gives voice to his intelligence and sense of humor and captivates the young Pharaoh, making him laugh for the first time since his parents' death. The cat becomes ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Don't be a Hero: A dark humour page turner, where Little Britain meets Cheers in a Birkenhead betting shop. (Harry Harris Bull in a Betting Shop Book ... by Johnny Parker (69 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

If Harry Harris had been a second-hand car, Big Marge would have kicked his tyres. Harry has ditched a well paid career to follow his dream of being a writer before it's too late. Girlfriend Peggy patiently supports him, but Harry is wilting under the weight of rejection letters and the guilt of not helping with the bills. On an impetuous whim, he applies for a job as a bookies cashier. However, a Birkenhead betting shop is no place for the fainthearted. Harry is a cosy office, Walter Softie. Naïve and gullible, he doesn't fit in. Big Marge the battle hardened manager knows it, the wily punters know it and Peggy is worried about it. However, the obnoxious, greasy-pole climbing Area Manager, thinks Harry's MBA will transform profits and bring him the promotion he craves. Harry thought he was under pressure before, but now he's wedged himself between a rock and several hard places with only his pride preventing a fall. As if he hadn't enough problems, Peggy's well of patience has run ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Squatter With a Lexus by Tom Lichtenberg (Pigeon Weather Press) (41 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

Pearson Holmes disappeared a long time ago, leaving behind a potentially valuable safety deposit box. Freddy the Freegan is the first to stumble across the mystery, but soon a whole cast of characters are out to find the key and claim the treasure before time runs out and the contents are forfeit to the state. Who will solve the riddle of the Squatter with a Lexus?

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Beautiful Normal by Jarrett Lee Ellzey (34 Reviews)    Price verified 56 minutes ago

In the realm of suspense books and detective novels, this gripping tale unfolds around two lawyers, Jake Martin and Wayne Devereux, navigating a treacherous path of debt, drugs, and desperation. Formerly a rising star in the legal arena, Jake's journey takes a darkly comedic turn as he grapples with a decade of destructive choices, plummeting from a promising trial lawyer to the depths of ambulance chasing. Amidst the chaos, a hungover Jake discovers two cases in his file cabinet -- one promising and one perilous -- alongside a staggering seven-figure debt owed to a menacing loan shark. In a twist of fate, Jake's eccentric Cajun law partner, Wayne Devereux, takes charge of the promising case while unwittingly embarking on the tail-end of an accidental acid trip. As the duo teeters on the edge of their legal endeavors, a desperate Jake turns to an old client, armed with a phone filled with influential contacts. Seizing on their desperation, a mysterious new acquaintance proposes a ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Two and a Half Weeks by Tim W. Jackson (21 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Caribbean dive guide Gage Hoase woos and wins a beautiful dive guest, then sends her packing. All is good until Gabi returns, with happily-ever-after on her mind. Now Gage has to figure a way to let her down gently before she offs him in his sleep. A Tale From Blacktip Island by award-nominated novelist Tim W. Jackson

Genre: Humor & Satire

Magical Bears in the Context of Contemporary Political Theory by Jenna Moran (11 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

For too long the disciplines of thaumatic ursology and political science have held themselves apart, each asserting its own unique magisterium. Isn't it time someone brought these two disparate fields to synthesis? In this revolutionary collection of short stories from the first international symposium on magical bears in the context of contemporary political theory, Dr. Moran reports on such diverse topics as: * the controversial provisions of the Patriot Act that empower "Senator Domino" on his demon-hunting campaign; * the political doctrine that kept the Rainbow World from participating in WWII; * the reasoning behind the recent revaluation of the yuan relative to the dollar; * the use of angels as weapons of war; and * the limitations of and elisions from the media coverage of the invasion and the occupation of Iraq.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Highland Fling: A witty, heart-warming, escapist romantic comedy set in the Scottish Highlands (The Highland Books Book 1) by Emma Baird (Pink Glitter Publishing) (353 Reviews)    Price verified 14 minutes ago

A boy, a girl, a dating guru -- what can possibly go wrong?! Gaby's recently split from her boyfriend of ten years and needs to escape fast. Where better than the Highlands of Scotland where she can lick her wounds and recover in peace and quiet? Fate has different ideas in mind. First, there's the rough and ready Jack McAllan who bears more than a passing resemblance to Gaby's favourite fictional Scottish hero. He's an important part of the local community, even if he's failed to impress Gaby so far. Who knew a guy could be so rude and taciturn? Then, there's the mystery of the woman whose home she now inhabits. Kirsty's left too many tantalising clues for Gaby to resist, not least her not-so-secret identity and YouTube fame. But why did Kirsty run, and does it have anything to do with the red-haired Scot who keeps turning up in Gaby's daydreams much as she tries to resist? Featuring kilts, mist-cloaked hills, lochs where the water runs deep, spoilt cats and a little too much ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Puerto Paz by Jefferey J. Reese (Puerto Paz Entertainment) (16 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

We live in an increasingly polarizing landscape of political extremism. Liberal versus Conservative. Freedom versus order. What if that divide caused the United States to split into two countries and four extremist cultures? Marcus Coleman lives in a world where, decades earlier, exactly that happened. The black high school football and track star and his white best friend run away from their home in one extremist culture, and travel through three other extremist cultures, before finally finding the balanced moderation of Puerto Paz. Like a pair of nomadic Goldilocks, they embark on a journey of self-discovery, entering a strange new world full of drastically differing political ideologies and struggling to find a culture that feels like the right fit. Although raised in a culture that demands strict loyalty, their travels lead them to discover differences between themselves that test the limits of their friendship.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Smite Me, Oh Dark One by Steve Thomas (55 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Acerbus hates his job. While he is content to watch and study the mortal races, the other gods constantly look for reasons to destroy their newly-created world. When they finally find an excuse, they command Acerbus to become the Smiter, destroyer of all creation. Armed with nothing but spite and a horde of goblins, Acerbus decides that there is only one way to ensure his own failure and save the world: by becoming an Evil Overlord. "Smite Me, Oh Dark One" is a comedic fantasy short story. Cover by John Comegno

Genre: Humor & Satire

Love Hurts by Russell Taylor (RPT) (41 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

"Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts, well my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn't just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know, I've seen it in action. This introduction put Russell on the runner-up list for The Independent newspaper's 'Opening Gambits' competition. Here is the full book, enjoy.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Surviving A Vampire Love Story (Between Worlds Book 1) by Paro Dae (7 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

For the fans of Twilight and paranormal love... , a parody of vampire romance. After multiple requests from her roommate to read a bad boy novel, Zhuri finally picks up the book. Despite having a strong hatred towards such stories, she gives it a try, but not without complaining about it every few seconds. Annoyed by Zhuri's attitude, her roommate makes a birthday wish for Zhuri to enter a bad boy novel and change it to her liking. Silly of her roommate to think birthday wishes come true. Do they? Zhuri goes to bed laughing at her roommate just to wake up in the middle of the night in the bed that's not her, in the room that doesn't belong to her, in the town that doesn't exist, and in the novel that she hates the most, a bad boy romance. In order to return to her own world, she has to change the course of this story. But she can't do it by herself. Being a complete stranger in this world, she needs help to understand the rules of this universe. Help only the character she ...

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Buffalo Dogs (the Amazing Conroy) by Lawrence M. Schoen (Paper Golem LLC) (133 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

He's the greatest hypnotist in Human space. And it might cost him his life. The Arconi take two things seriously -- absolute truth and their prize commodity: buffalo dogs. When one of Conroy's hypnotic suggestions is taken literally, they arrest him in the middle of his stage act. Now he's facing execution or a bill for a $10 million alien creature. Can he use hypnosis to beat the Arconi's truth-telling telepathy, save his life, and escape back to Earth? The Amazing Conroy series is an intergalactic adventure by a 6-time Nebula Award-nominated author. Mind control, manipulation, and mayhem abound in a story that will keep you brilliantly entertained. Enter the delightful universe of the Amazing Conroy for free when you click Download Now.

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Blue Haired Alien Girlfriend by John H. Carroll (49 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

This is a SHORT STORY approximately 5500 words long, which translates to about 25 printed pages. Joshua is a manager at FishBurgers who walks home alone every evening. One night, he comes across an unusual young woman by the name of Mariella sitting on a bench. He's thrown for a loop when she tells him where she's from, but he doesn't mind. He doesn't mind the fact that she has blue hair either, in fact it makes her all that much more interesting. The people around Joshua feel that he's a bit odd and know very little about him. Each comes to their own snap judgements about him. Sometimes love can be a little quirky, sometimes it can be a lot quirky.

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Beverley Green's First Adventure: Book One of the Beverley Green Adventures by Andrea C. Neil (33 Reviews)    Price verified 55 minutes ago

Small town. Simplicity. Sasquatch? Beverley Green leaves the big city for small-town living in Guthrie, Oklahoma, only to find that the simple life is anything but! After taking a part-time job with the local paper, she's assigned to cover a spate of Bigfoot sightings. Which is ridiculous because everyone knows there's no such thing... right?! With a newly opened bookstore to manage, and the challenge of fitting in to a tight-knit -- and weird -- community, the pressure of it all might just be getting to her. Determined to show everyone that she's got moxie and can keep up with even the best (and cutest) "Bigfoot Expert," Beverley learns to overcome her fear of non-existent cryptids while earning her place in her new hometown. But it might take more than one Hostess Cupcake to get it all done... Beverley Green's First Adventure is the first book in a funny, quirky chick lit series about big-time weirdness in a small-town setting. Snatch up your copy today and start something ...

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Crossed Wires by Fran Shaff (27 Reviews)    Price verified 29 minutes ago

Classic Romantic Comedy from Award-Winning Author Fran Shaff... Hank Garcia, thinking he's been summoned to Melanie Baker's house to fix an electrical problem, gets the shock of his life! Short Story.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The ECE & Her Billionaire: A Romantic Comedy (Curvy and Wanted Book 1) by JA Lafrance (24 Reviews)    Price verified 26 minutes ago

One Rule: Don't fall in love with the parents from the daycare.I had one rule to follow, but when he walks in that rule gets forgotten. His daughter captures my heart with her gorgeous eyes. Tyler She was unexpected in a world where the unexpected usually screws me over. Her body draws my eyes, but her personality captures my heart. Why did he have to come into the daycare? Why do people keep driving her away? Warning mature audiences, 18+, sexually descriptive content.

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Black Jade Dragon by Susan Brassfield Cogan (27 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

In the South China Sea is an island protected by nine dragons. Angie Tanaka has made one of them really, really angry. Angie is running from the Hong Kong police and pays the captain of a fishing boat to take her... anywhere but here. Her only possessions are her grandfather's sword and a fistful of stolen diamonds. When she lands on Shaolong Island she thinks she's made good her escape with her ill-gotten gains. She thinks she's safe. She's heard about Shaolong's dragons but she thinks they are a myth. She doesn't know they can take human form. She doesn't know that on Shaolong anyone you talk to might be a dragon. When Angie sees a mystical pearl the size of her head she finds it irresistible. True to her nature, she must steal it. And true to her usual bad luck, in the middle of the heist a kindly old woman is murdered. Angie is not a killer, but the murder was done with her sword, she was there, and she was stealing something. All eyes turn to Angie, especially those of the ...

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Joan: Drop Dead Diva: (Joan Rivers returns) by Rafal Kudlinski (ITQ MEDIA) (17 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Joan Rivers Returns in a book from the other world... It ain't a culinary book, although characters eat a lot of fantastic dishes and dish about celebrities.This is not biography of any kind either. It's full of real data from Joan's life to keep it more close to our hearts and down to earth. Joan was once a comedienne. Due to unfortunate tour of events she crosses over to a new world that seems to be so like ours, but it's not the same. Before afterlife of star treatment she has few more assignments on the menu. With her new pals Mandy, Ksav, Monique and Mary she must go to new frontiers, to declutter and clean talentless celebrities from public life. You will "Meet the Farthashians", "Cleaning Ladies of Hollywood-end", "Divas without the voices", "Housewives from the Sexy mansion" and "Spoiled and dumb - kids of Beverly Halls" plus many more in the book, that glorifies true talent and puts satire treatment on so called stars of the Hollywood. Did I mention Joan's dog is back? Max ...

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Spacejunk! The Hunt for AI by Rebecca Zettl (3 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Clumsy, hapless and inexperienced, Syd Hawkes is a far cry from the superstar bounty hunters she aspires to be like. When the galaxy's leading technology conglomerate's new AI is stolen, they call in the best to get it back. Syd is not one of them. But A random coincidence offers her a shot at the contract: her chance to break into the big time. Romping through space in an ancient ship and filled with unwarranted optimism, Syd will encounter fierce competition, weird catastrophes and a strange new friend. But when Syd learns that the AI is not what she thinks, can she still do what it takes to step up to the big leagues?

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Marvelous tales happened in Eudopia by Michel Franzoso (4 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Where can you meet companies of adventurers led by gallant prostitutes and ingenious rats? Cross the path of unscrupulous librarians? Or go on vacation with Death? But in the lands of Eudopia, of course. Then enter this fantasy world and experience the hilarious and edge-of-the-grotestine adventures of these unusual heroes. In this first volume you will find the short stories: - When Death takes a Holiday - The librarian's meatloaf - Bana and the magical deck

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The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen by Rudolf Erich Raspe (E-BOOKARAMA) (201 Reviews)    Price verified 26 minutes ago

The stories about Baron Munchausen were first collected and published by an anonymous author in 1781. An English version was published in London in 1785 by Rudolf Erich Raspe as "The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen." It is not clear how much of the story material derives from the Baron himself; however, it is known that the majority of the stories are based on folktales that have been in circulation for many centuries before Munchausen's birth. "The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen" presents a certain eighteenth-century German noble ventured abroad for military service and returned with a series of amusingly outrageous stories. Baron Munchausen's astounding feats included riding cannonballs, traveling to the Moon, and pulling himself out of a bog by his own hair. Since the book appeared readers have been delighted in knowing about these unlikely adventures. Hence, by the nineteenth century, the tales had undergone expansions and transformations by several ...

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Reckoning Daze by Michael Beaulieu (92 Reviews)    Price verified 26 minutes ago

"An actress is always a starving artist," so says Lindsay Harmon-Foster, a talented but struggling Los Angeles actress in Michael Beaulieu's gripping debut novel, the #1 Amazon best-selling satire Reckoning Daze. Lindsay, 19, a former star of a critically acclaimed but canceled series, is now doing a pilot that might prove to be the role of a lifetime, but her anorexia and other habits could kill her before she's cast for the full series. Although she has long been self-destructive, she's never been more so than now, making her a threat to herself and others. Aside from losing the show she loved, Lindsay thought she had found her soulmate in a rising music star named Jesse, but he committed suicide and she blames herself. Will she land the new series and allow herself to find love again with a handsome actor named Marc or will addictions - and suppressed family secrets - make her die hard? While Lindsay's demons are portrayed with unflinching honesty, the way she views Los Angeles ...

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Xander Barns Series (Books 1-2-3) by Sarah Tork (6 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

ALWAYS WANTED (BOOK 1) If someone were to have told me a year ago, that by the end of this year I was going to break up with Ben my boyfriend of five years and leave my family home to move to a different city to start a new life, I'd have told them they were crazy. There was no way something like that could happen... ever! It did happen. Twenty two year old university drop out Marisa Gellys' relaxed lifestyle takes a turn for the worse when she arrives early at Kyle Matthews' annual Halloween bash to find her boyfriend making out with another girl. Heartbroken she sets off to a brand new city to get away from her family who think she's made the biggest mistake of her life by breaking up with Ben. For the first time in her life, Marisa's doing everything on her own and she loves it. A brand new city, a brand (sort of) new job, and a hunky, dreamy late night customer who shows her the kinds of things he likes to do. Welcome to the ride. This year will be nothing like last ...

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Romero: Hollywood Fixer by Jr. Betancourt, Edwin (Edwin Betancourt Jr.) Price verified 12 hours ago

Hiding bodies,twisting the truth, spinning the lies and cleaning the dirty images of Hollywood stars is what has made Jayson Romero the hottest Hollywood Fixer in New Fran City. With the help of his trusty assistant, Anthony Santos, no scandal is too big for Fame Fixer Inc to handle! But when a $5 million bounty is placed on Jayson's life, the snarky Hollywood Fixer will soon have to come face to face with the ghosts from his past. Including the return of his ex-husband and deadly secrets from his own life that he thought he buried many years ago.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Borrowed Time: A Cozy Fantasy Novel (Primetime of Life Book 1) by L.A. Boruff (257 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Rowena is a time-traveling witch assassin who is very bad at her job. It's one thing to know I'm a witch. It's an entirely different thing to learn to use my powers. I've always known I was adopted, but it never mattered much until my birth mother died. I inherited her witchy powers and her job -- a time-traveling witch assassin, neither of which I know what to do with. But at least I get a trainer, my birth mother's old friend Arti, and a lazy dragon familiar who is determined to eat all my food and drink all my booze. Now I have to learn everything from scratch. Magic, time travel, assassining... assassinating? Whatever it is, I can't fail, or I lose my job and the witches in line for the position after me? Let's just say, not-so-nice. Keeping my job kinda means saving the world. No pressure. Grab this dark humor-filled, page-turning, suspenseful paranormal woman's fiction now, and escape into a world of yummy cheesecake-like men, snarky familiars, time travel hijinks, and ...

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Totlandia: Book 1 (Contemporary Romance): The Onesies - Fall by Josie Brown (Signal Press) (1,653 Review)    Price verified 10 hours ago

THIS IS BOOK 1 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES. Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8. IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES: The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children's playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city's ultra-competitive elite, the club's ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club's founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers are allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there's no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection... from tots or their moms. In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this year's admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Necessary Evil and the Greater Good: A Mestoph and Leviticus Fiasco by Adam Ingle (The Dead Regime) (74 Reviews)    Price verified 35 minutes ago

For best friends Mestoph and Leviticus the end of the world can't come fast enough. Mestoph is a demon and troublemaker for Hell Industries, while Leviticus is an angel and cubicle jockey for Heaven, Inc. They might be unlikely friends, but they have something in common - they both hate their jobs. Unfortunately for them The End is nowhere in sight. The two take matters into their own hands when they come up with a scheme to get themselves kicked out of the Afterlife. But can they do it without spending an eternity in limbo? Their misadventure will take them from Purgatory to Asgard and the worlds in between as they cross paths and pantheons with Vikings, Greek and Norse Gods, and a Scottish terrier named Sir Reginald Pollywog Newcastle III. Follow Mestoph and Leviticus in a fast-paced, globe-trotting dark comedy - Throw A Copy In Your Cart Now!.

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Past Life Strife (Rise of the Discordant Book 1) by Christina McMullen (59 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Welcome to Blackbird, a small Midwest town with a big paranormal problem. As an Observer, Seth is tasked with identifying lost souls. An unenviable job under normal circumstances, but the situation takes a turn for the worse when Blackbird's Guardian calls it quits. With no one to take her place, Seth finds himself partnered with Desmond, a powerful and intimidating Warrior, who sees the downtrodden Observer as a liability. Desmond's fears are all but validated when a magical disturbance draws even more Discordant creatures to the area, including a deadly femme fatale from Seth's past, and Bogie, a demon with a heart of gold and a tenuous grasp on the English language. To save Blackbird (and eventually the world), the agents must set aside their differences and team up with a ragtag group of local mystics. Together, they might win the day, or they just might make things a whole lot worse.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Second-Hand Princess (The Second-Hand Princess Series Book 1) by Lorraine J. Anderson (165 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

All a princess wants is to be rescued by her prince -- isn't it? Perhaps staying with her dragon wasn't such a bad idea after all... (NOTE: Short story - fantasy humor/farce. This is not meant to be a romance.) Followed by "The Princess At War."

Genre: Humor & Satire

Greegs & Ladders: An Incredible Journey Through Space And Time by Zack Mitchell (Mitchell Mendlow) (448 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

Greegs & Ladders is a wildly exciting, experimental, comedic science fiction parody novel about three oddball characters romping around space and time in search of truth and/or justice all while narrowly escaping dangerous space-mazes, savage beasts and angry mobs. Equal parts social satire and fun loving adventure, Greegs promises laughs, a few mildly intelligent and/or interesting observations, & several run-on sentences. You'll also get to find out what the hell Greegs are, and how life on Earth came to be, and the meaning of it all (at no extra charge.) From the rubbish heaps of Garbotron to the bottommost, subterranean layers of Lincra, find out why Grant T. Ecklesmere called it "The best damned book about Greegs and/or Ladders I've read in a fortnight."

Genre: Humor & Satire

Ye Olde Magick Shoppe (The Roshaven Series) by Claire Buss (CB Visions) (67 Reviews)    Price verified 14 minutes ago

An unwanted magick shoppe has appeared in Roshaven and is causing havoc. Ned Spinks, Chief Thief-Catcher, and his second-in-command, Jenni the sprite, have been ordered to encourage the magick shoppe to move on. But the shopkeeper pulls a fast one and strands Ned and Jenni in the middle of nowhere. With a dragon. They must get back to Roshaven as quickly as possible and deal with the magick shoppe before it causes any more chaos. If you enjoy reading humorous fantasy like Terry Pratchett's Discworld then you'll love Ye Olde Magick Shoppe from Claire Buss's Roshaven series. Pick up Ye Olde Magick Shoppe and read a Ned and Jenni Roshaven adventure today.

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Two Zeros and The Library of Doom! (Gil's Grimoire Book 1) by Eric Bonkowski (Penny Dreadful Publications) (25 Reviews)    Price verified 19 minutes ago

Written as a short introduction to the wild world of the Zeros, "Two Zeros and The Library of Doom!" is a novella of two heroes who took a job that sounded so easy. Gil Abercrombie and his new partner Dylan accept a simple job rescuing an aged caretaker at an abandoned sanatorium called Callowleigh. Soon, their quick task becomes a nightmare as our heroes find themselves trapped and fighting for their lives. Alone in a haunted mansion, Gil and Dylan struggle against otherworld forces as they search for the old caretaker who may be caught in something far beyond his understanding. Forced to team up with a master thief to battle dangers from man and beast, our Zeros dig deeper into buried secrets, pursuing the terrible truths of the old hospital and the old books held within a very strange library. Ghosts, demons, and mythological beasts fill the pages of this novella, where not all is as it appears to be. Welcome to the world of Gil's Grimoire...

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Shopping for a Baby's First Christmas (Shopping for a Billionaire Series Book 11) by Julia Kent (735 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

My mother wants all her kids and grandkids to spend Christmas Eve at her house and wake up on Christmas morning together. Sounds reasonable, right? And it would be. If it weren't my mother. My husband, Declan, is protesting any involvement, though he's openly intrigued by the idea of claiming his territory by having sex in my childhood bed. And by intrigued, I mean a series of really hot suggestions that make me whimper when I have to say no. Wait-why am I saying no, again? Mom has turned her house into a Christmas showcase that makes Frankenmuth look like the picked-over clearance rack at Target on December 26. You know those crazy people on Etsy who make felted gnomes out of belly-button lint and use... a certain kind of hair... to make thatched roofs on little decorative elf homes? Those people are saner than my mother. There is no force of nature stronger-or more emotionally volatile-than a fifty-something grandmother determined to create holiday memories. Wait a ...

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Feisty (The Do-Over Series) by Julia Kent (898 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

I'm not to proud to admit that finding Mr. Right involves swiping right. Right? Welcome to dating in avocado toastland. Here I am, on my first blind date, ever, courtesy of a smartphone app and my two annoying best friends. So what is Chris "Fletch" Fletcher doing, walking across the room, looking at his phone like he's pattern matching a picture to find a real person he's never met before? Oh. Oh, no. The guy I drop-kicked in seventh grade cannot be my blind date. The guy who earned me this infernal nickname. That's right. Feisty. -- More from New York Times bestselling author Julia Kent as Fiona "Feisty" Gaskill gets her chance at love - drop-kick included.

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Existential Terror and Breakfast by M.P. Fitzgerald (Satan Approved) (26 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 90 days. Also pancakes, there are pancakes. Malcolm Steadman is a completely average everyman whose life goal is to fit in. This is too much to ask for. Especially considering that he is also prone to paralyzing panic attacks triggered by everything from burnt toast to boredom. Can he win out against the mundane? Can he face the absurd? Author of the cult hit, A Happy Bureaucracy series, comes M.P. Fitzgerald's philosophical anti-novel. Bleakly funny in all of the wrong places, Existential Terror and Breakfast pits Malcolm against his worst enemy: his own eccentricities. Will Malcolm prevail against himself? ... Well, you know what happens in 90 days...

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Hilda the Wicked Witch by Paul Kater (Alexandria Publising Group) (117 Reviews)    Price verified 35 minutes ago

A fairy-land witch is transported to our world as a mishap makes a spell blow up in her face and mirror. The journey home is one filled with struggle, problems and many misunderstandings.

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The Housewife Assassin's Handbook (Housewife Assassin Series, Book 1) by Josie Brown (12,528 Reviews)    Price verified 4 minutes ago

Murder, suspense, sex--and some handy household tips. IN BOOK 1 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK: Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one -- and it happens to be government-sanctioned. But Donna earned it the hard way. Her husband was killed the day she delivered their third child. To avenge her husband's murder, Donna leads a secret life: as an assassin. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to that old adage, "Honey, I'm home... " If you love addictive unputdownable dark comedy absurdist satires starring hardboiled women sleuths mixed up in international crime and mystery, you will love this fast-paced can't-put-it-down page-turner action-adventure romantic mystery series. Josie Brown's website: https://www.josiebrown.com PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK: "Brown's unorthodox surprises did make me laugh. I taught it in a class about comic novels." -- Jane Smiley "This book hits all the right notes... I now ...

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Beyond Dead: An Afterlife Adventures Novel (A Paranormal Ghost Cozy Mystery Series Book 1) by Jordaina Sydney Robinson (Shark Week Deadly Publishing) (2,210 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

****Currently being adapted for TV **** Bridget Sway is newly dead. And confused. Instead of cloud cars and harp-playing cherubs, the afterlife is working a full-time job that doesn't pay and a heinous communal living situation with housemates who have no concept of privacy or personal space. As if that wasn't bad enough, on her first day at work Bridget finds a murdered ghost stuffed in her locker. With the afterlife police looking to pin the murder on Bridget, her new best friend and ex-PI, Sabrina, suggests they solve the murder themselves. But with a handsome parole officer watching her every move and the afterlife police dogging her every step, solving the murder is easier than it sounds. If you like sassy heroines who break all the rules, laugh out loud humour and whodunnits that keep you guessing until the very end, then tag along with Bridget Sway on her afterlife adventures. Afterlife Adventures Series: #1 Beyond Dead #2 Dead and Buried (formerly Deader Still) #3 A ...

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The Old Man at the End of the World: Bite No. 1 by AK Silversmith (511 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

The end is nigh... and Gerald Stockwell-Poulter has had quite enough of it already. Pesky business altogether. All this hiding and running about. Makes Brexit look like a doddle. After 87 largely well-behaved years as a model citizen, less than four hours into the 'zompocalypse' and he has already killed a neighbour, rescued a moody millennial drug dealer and forged an unlikely allegiance with a giant ginger Scotsman. And it isn't even tea time. Join Gerald as he and his newfound allies navigate the post-apocalyptic English countryside in their hilarious bid to stay off the menu. THE GOOD LIFE meets DOUGLAS ADAMS meets SHAUN OF THE DEAD! - Dave F, Amazon The first instalment of the Old Man at the End of the World. A novella of 20,000 words. For fans of Frank Tayell (Surviving the Evacuation), Mark Tufo (Zombie Fallout), Diana Rowland (White Trash Zombie) and also Jonas Jonasson (The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared), Fredrik Backman (A Man Called Ove) ...

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My Best Mistake: A Women's Fiction Novel of Courage and Comedy (My Best Series Book 1) by Carole Wolfe (215 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Everybody wants something from her. She's just looking for a little peace and quiet... Tired mother Tasha Gerome wishes she weren't such a mess. With a deadbeat ex-husband hounding her for cash, a house so bad the cleaning service quit, and a rich doctor falsely accusing her of writing him poor reviews, she's desperate for anything to go right. And when she's completely ignored at a speed-dating event, she fears she'll never get herself together. As her drunken former spouse continues to dog her and embarrasses the kids in public, Tasha struggles to find any solution to the crushing stress-fest. But with help from her estranged sister and a boost from her ex-brother-in-law, she tries to summon the inner strength to finally put her fuzzy-pink-pig-slippered foot down. Can Tasha work up the courage to live on her own terms? My Best Mistake is the first book in the My Best series of humorous women's fiction novels. If you like quirky characters, domestic chaos, and indomitable ...

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Women in Love (Grapevine Press) by D H Lawrence (Grapevine India) (1,295 Review)    Price verified 26 minutes ago

D. H. Lawrence declared in Women in Love, his masterpiece that presaged the erotic consciousness of the 20th century, "Let us hesitate no longer to state that the sensual passions and mysteries are equally sacred with the spiritual mysteries and passions." Gudrun and Ursula Brangwen, two sisters, serve as the main characters' eyes as Lawrence examines love, sex, passion, and marriage. The two very different sisters pursue passionate, scorching adventures with their lovers, Rupert and Gerald, while looking for more mature emotional relationships. They are intelligent, perceptive, and observant. Gudrun and Ursula's temperamental differences generate an ongoing discussion about their culture, their inner lives, and the riddles between men and women against a horrific World War I backdrop of coal mines, industries, and a devastated working class.

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The Girl Who Was Always Single: A Short Horror Story for the Dating App Age by S.M. Perlow (21 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Amy hasn't had a serious boyfriend in years, and all her dating apps aren't helping. Vampires, gunslingers, and... sharks -- Amy's dark and twisted imagined explanations for her bad luck provide some comfort. But as the relationship disappointments mount and the coincidences pile up, she can't help wondering: Could the worst of her made-up explanations be more real than fiction?

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What's French for WTF?: A Sitcom-Style Novella Set in Paris (Broads Abroad Book 1) by Gwen Ellery (Night Bloom) (184 Reviews)    Price verified 49 minutes ago

Fans of sitcoms with lovably faulted characters will love this novella about two sisters and four friends stranded in Paris. A complete story at 23,000 words. Down and out in Paris never felt so fine. Follow two sisters and four friends during their comic adventures in the City of Light. In this first sitcom of their series, Fern must call on her intervention skills to persuade her guy-crazy roommate Kimi to lay off a potential user. But what's really going on behind closed doors, and does it have anything to do with Fern's newly empty bank account? Fern's friendships are tested and her loyalties divided. Will her romantic dreams survive the riot girls, a much-sought-after chamber pot, and the incident of the flying falsie? What readers are saying about this sitcom series for your e-reader "I loved reading this story. It is funny and down to earth." "Just the right length, this story left me eager for more in the future." Note: this is a novella, or short novel, and a complete ...

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The Climax Ordinance by Seth Kinstle Price verified 14 minutes ago

Get ready to have a taste of what it's like to have every experience you possibly can. As you go from one dream to the next not knowing what's going to happen or who's in control. You'll be sure to get your mind boggled in this extremity of what it's like to have a psychological climax. When anything can happen and there are no rules, it makes for a interesting take on what it is to be alive. So reach the end of the climax in your brain and make the decision to give it a try. Because as far as you know you might be in for the climax of a lifetime. With this perfectly blended genre crossover, you'll be held captive in suspense as you discover how hilarious it is to watch modern clichés get dismantled before your very eyes. With a robust sense of story structure mixed with a unique knack for chaos, you're guaranteed to get your cage rattled. So hop on in and see what dreams are made of in this modern take of an anything goes plunder gush.

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Ravensdale (That Scoundrel Émile Dubois) by Lucinda Elliot (155 Reviews)    Price verified 55 minutes ago

When the disgraced earl turned highwayman Reynaud Ravensdale becomes fascinated by the hoydenish Isabella Murray, she agrees to elope with him, on the condition that he helps her to become a highwaywoman. Isabella's parents want to marry her off to Ravensdale's cousin, the next in line to the title, while she suspects that he knows more about the killing which led to Reynaud Ravensdale's disgrace than he cares to admit. Isabella plans to carry out a few Robin Hood type raids with Reynaud, and then to escape abroad. That is, if it proves hopeless to clear his name of the old murder charge first. Meanwhile, the forces of law and order are closing in... This hilarious spoof uses vivid characters and lively comedy to bring new life to a theme traditionally favoured by historical novelists - that of the wild young Earl, who, falsely accused of murder by the machinations of a conniving cousin and prejudged by his reputation, takes up life as an outlaw. 'Ravensdale' is written as a prequel ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Let's Get Serious: Let's Get Funny Fiction by Maureen Reil (193 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

What should you do when your boyfriend wants to propose live on air? Should you a) confess up front that you're already married before the cameras are in your face and risk losing him, because you never meant to lie but you never mentioned it either. On the other hand, b) try to avoid being alone with him (ever again) so that he will not get the opportunity to ambush you with a surprise engagement ring. Or c) play along with it and accept his offer of marriage and that leaves option d) which stands for divorce, which is what you should have done ages ago seeing as it's been five long years since you've actually seen your husband in the flesh. Speaking about the absent husband, just to complicate matters even further begs the question. Did they have to make a pact to hook up again five years down the line and get back together for good, if neither of them had found happiness with another person by then? And this is the problem that Faye Allen faces on the programme where she works, ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Soul Bonds are a Witch by Bethany Hoeflich (6 Reviews)    Price verified 26 minutes ago

Victoria Blackwell is known as the 'magical dud of the coven,' but she's confident she can handle anything the High Priestess throws at her. She hadn't counted on being soul bonded to a cobra... *Soul Bonds is a short story set in the same universe as Reluctant Familiar*

Genre: Humor & Satire

Completions and Connections: A New Beginnings Novella by Kathryn R. Biel (164 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Christine's list of resolutions contains many clichés. Try something new. Buy a pair of heels. Get a promotion. Fall in love. Seems simple, especially when Christine meets Patrick, the man who could be Mr. Right. He's got the right credentials: a job, a sense of humor, a love of all things Indiana Jones, and best of all, he's actually taller than Christine. But busy schedules take over and gets in the way of Patrick and Christine's budding romance. Life interferes, as it has a way of doing, and Christine wants to throw in the towel. Is the magic of the Christmas season enough to renew Christine's faith in love?

Genre: Humor & Satire

The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand: A Dip into the Byblos Foretold Novaplex by M.E. Meegs (Lycophos Press) (8 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole -- intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice -- puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper -- or, at least, further down... Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story recounts yet another skirmish in the age-old battle of the sexes, and then betters Boccaccio by adding a pair of instructive morals, à la: If you lead him by the nose, be sure to check the porridge for parts. For more information on the novaplex, please visit: ByblosForetold.com

Genre: Humor & Satire

Rocket Man: Master Of The Universe by Yoel Bereket (16 Reviews)    Price verified 56 minutes ago

Ruling North Korea has lost its appeal for Kim Jong-un. Missile mayhem, executing minions, or hanging out with basketball legend Dennis Rodman can't lift his mood... What's a poor dictator gonna do? Tapping into Kim's superhero alter ego, a group of terrified generals think they may have the answer. Who is going to stand in their way? Not best buddy Dennis Rodman, who is determined not to miss out on any intergalactic joyride, if he does not foul things up. In a race against time... Can these two outsized personalities keep their friendship intact? And just maybe fulfill their dream of propelling the "Rocket Man" and the "Worm" roadshow into outer space, saving the earth in the process, too?

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Quest for Juice: A Deeply-Weird and Serious Dark Comedy to Make You Laugh and Think (Paranoia Book 1) by Jonathan-David Jackson (107 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

In a world of conspiracies, one man will risk everything for his favorite beverage. "One of the strangest books I have read for a long time. Loved it." - Amazon Customer Oscar has always lived a life of quiet paranoia, but now everything is changing. Suddenly, the bus is frequently late, his housekeys won't fit in the lock, and someone has taken his juice, which was the one thing holding his life together. "... near impossible to put down." - Terry Doherty He strikes back against the people behind it all, but when he strikes too hard an innocent man ends up dead, and Oscar ends up in jail, diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic and facing life in a mental institution. "I laughed out loud, often... " - Dianski On his journey to mental health and the truth, he has to answer many hard questions. Is his medication actually helping? Is it okay to date a nurse? Can he trust his own mind? And can that hedgehog really talk?Find out what happens when one man's quest for juice turns into a ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

A Bite in Afghanistan: Sharp Investigations Prequel Novella by E. N. Crane (65 Reviews)    Price verified 24 minutes ago

So... We aren't allowed in Afghanistan anymore. Specialist Cynthia Sharp and her partner, Sgt. Winnifred Pupperson, have been assigned a special mission. A mission that will likely cause an international incident and get her barred from an entire country. A Bite in Afghanistan is the prequel novel to the upcoming full-length Barking for Business, featuring Cyn Sharp and Winnie solving mysteries in their own community. But before she gets discharged, find out why she is no longer welcome in the Middle East. Sign-up for my email list and read for free on BookFunnel!

Genre: Humor & Satire