To Work Out or to Wed: A Sweet Romantic Comedy Novella by Savannah Hendricks (Grand Bayou Press) (69 Reviews)    Price verified 31 minutes ago

A romantic comedy story about imperfection. Hailey might be engaged to Dane, but she is far from ready for their wedding - or wedging herself into the perfect wedding dress. When she makes friends with Ed, a new member at the gym, his philosophy on working out sinks deep into her thoughts. And Hailey starts to question her upcoming marriage, plus the real reason why she's working out. Includes a bonus novella - Forty Before the New Year Also includes a Not-Too Shabby Lunch Shake recipe

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Blood Red Snowman And Other Horror Flash Fiction by Auctor Trevel (1 Review)    Price verified 4 hours ago

A crimson colored snowman standing all alone by an old shack. Monsters that lurk in all sorts of dark corners. Magic and science gone horribly wrong. Murder and mayhem coalescing sometimes into darkly comical punchlines. These fifteen flash fiction horror stories demonstrate how horror and dark comedy can be so short yet also so effectively terrifying and hilarious. This small flash fiction collection is a gruesome and sometimes gruesomely funny sampler of how Auctor Trevel can experiment with horror with fewer than a thousand words by creating different possibilities of sending chills down the readers' spine and making them laugh with a nervous tenor after the shock is over. The Blood Red Snowman And Other Horror Flash Fiction is a trip not for the faint of heart and not for the weak of stomach. Download into your ereader if you dare. TW/CW: Blood, gore, strong language, suicide, and terror. For mature readers only.

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Trouble with Girls by Kirk Adams (4 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Eric Eules is in trouble -- always. The sixth-grade graduate has a big problem -- and it isn't just that Woodland Hills neighborhood guru Burnout pushes him down a hippie path he can't possibly travel. Eric's problem is that he's at war with nearly every woman in his life at the very moment he has grown to desire nothing more than the love of one girl. That is, his mother assigns him never-ending chores, his aunt taunts him as a male chauvinist piglet, and his sisters protest his frequent tinkling on the toilet seat. Most of all, he must face down classmate and nemesis Skinnydip -- who stands between Eric and the new girl to the neighborhood, the beautiful Lori Bloom. The Trouble with Girls in an exciting coming of age story in which a growing boy first perceives how the true desire of his heart is something -- someone -- greater than playing baseball and riding bikes with his boyhood friends. Set in an Indiana suburb during the summer of 1972 -- a year of tumult and change in how ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

ZOMBIES!!!!! or Tips and Tricks for Surviving the Coming Zompocalypse... (Anno Zombus - Year 1) by Dave Rowlands (26 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

The end of the world is nigh, are you prepared? If the answer is "no" then this handbook is for you... Reading this will grant a 50% resistance to zombie infection

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Ring of the Lord: DREG by Terry Ravenscroft (Razzamatazz Publications) (21 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

A novel of the Netherworld so fantastical that even aficianados of fantasy novels will be hard pressed to believe it. Our story begins 7000 years ago in the Middle-earth shire of Dreg. From there, in a last ditch effort to prevent certain death at the hands of the Dark Lord for all who dwell in Dreg, Draybweevil, eldest son of Chief Tunnbledemere, accompanied by seven of the chief's loyal subjects, Arselow, N'Safety, Teasmade, Rolldeoll, Ovoz, Bargains, and Dildo Boggins, pass through a portal to Nottingham, England in the year 2016. And far, far beyond.

Genre: Humor & Satire

MYTHS by Erika Price (English Prime Press) (34 Reviews)    Price verified 59 minutes ago

Hera was a gorgeous megab*tch, but she was fantastic at Scrabble. Aphrodite was just jealous. Salome was a Toddler in a Tiara, Athena was cute in a spunky, Ellen Page kinda way, and Scheherazade was an attention-starved blogger. Persephone and Hades were only on a trial separation. Pandora just opened the box because she was hella bored. In this short story collection by Erika Price (author of Corpus Callosum), gods and goddesses from bygone eras are reimagined as hilarious contemporary analogues and released on a hapless modern world. The result is a frenetic, rip-roarious send-up of modern feminism, psychotherapy, relationship dynamics, and socioeconomic exchange. In MYTHS, new creation stories are laid down, the world is destroyed and created anew, and the more things change, the more petty human nature stays the same.

Genre: Humor & Satire

Roasts and Toasts Stolen from the All-Time Great Comedians: A Book of Revelations by Steffy Sota (Numeracy Press) (4 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

I am a ghost writer. After heart valve replacement surgery in August of 2004, I suffered a small stroke and slipped into a coma. I died from surgical complications on October 5, 2004, in Westwood, California at the age of 82. In life, I wore a rumpled suit with one hand perpetually loosening my trademark red necktie. I took the stage as a hapless, self-deprecating Everyman slapped around by life and searching in vain for acceptance. After seeing the Francis Ford Coppola movie The Godfather in 1972, I came up with a new angle that would reshape my routine. All I heard was the word "respect." I thought to myself: It sounds like a funny image -- a guy who gets no respect. In 1995, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences rejected my application for membership. A letter from Roddy McDowall of the actors branch explained that I had failed to execute enough of the kinds of roles that allow a performer to demonstrate the mastery of his craft. It was the ultimate rejection, but I ...

Genre: Humor & Satire