A Killing Spree And Some Bloody Zombies (The Horromedy Files Book 2) by Jon Lymon (1 Review)    Price verified 30 minutes ago

Bluff Cove. Cornwall. England. The unwitting epicentre of a bloody zombie uprising, freak alien invasion and fake chemical spillage is now in lockdown. Armed forces have been deployed to take out the remaining isolated pockets of zombie activity. Battling not to join the legions of the undead is JAKE RODWELL. Nursing a zombie bite, he's straddling the chasm between life and death. Hated by the criminal underworld for his uncanny knack of being in the right place at the right time to stop crime, Rodwell becomes a sitting target for a syndicate boss who dispatches a trio of assassins to take out Rodwell. Worse still for our hero, he receives news that his daughter has slipped into the clutches of a force even more destructive than the encroaching zombie apocalypse. Can Rodwell survive his bite, fight off the assassins and save his daughter? You'll sure get your fill of flesh-ripping action finding out. A KILLING SPREE AND SOME BLOODY ZOMBIES can be enjoyed as a standalone Zombie ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Who's Killing the Fountain of Youth?: (Old Guys Murder Mystery #2) by Jon Spoelstra (387 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Why kill the fittest old folks? That's the first question late-blooming amateur sleuths and retirees Charlie North and Ben Tucker need to answer. Here's Question #2. Are Charlie and Ben prime targets to be killed? The answer is yes, of course. And here's Question #3. Would a Cougar be interested in a 70ish-year-old guy? It seems like a totally outrageous question when we're talking murder, but SPOILER ALERT, the answer is yes.) Charlie and Ben team up again with the stunning P.I. Reggie Parker, the daughter of a retired LAPD buddy. Their job? Stop the murders at the most wildly upscale -- and mysterious -- retirement village, Elysian Meadowlands. The retirees in the village are far more vibrant than their ages would allow. Some are alluring Cougars. Some are way more sinister than Charley and Ben would like. The murders continue, and it looks like there's more coming. Catching the killer will keep you guessing to the end, and then you'll wonder about the secrets of Elysian ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

11 Mind Boggling Shorts by Leonard Treman (1 Review)    Price verified 6 hours ago

It was a perfect day for a mime convention. Each of the mimes had come to compete and prove who was the best. It was to be a awesome spectacle. At least, until the body of a dead clown was found. Investigators swarmed the convention after the body was found by an observer of the mimes. Unfortunately, no witnesses stepped forward and none of the mimes were talking. Investigator Michel Cons had this to say, "It's sick what the murderer has done, but what's more sick is the lack of stepping forward of witnesses to an obviously blatantly visual crime. We've already put at least 5 mimes away for obstruction of justice and will be sure to keep at it until they realize, a glass box won't protect you from Bubba when you are behind iron bars."

Genre: Humor & Satire