Nice Meeting You by Phil Torcivia (23 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

A divorced man continues his hilarious search for true love as he struggles to learn what women really want. Excerpt from Nice Meeting You - Breakup Form Letter Dear [insert name of the person you will no longer be sleeping with, unless you get really drunk and lonely], I [have enjoyed/was bored by/regretted] our relationship but [unfortunately/fortunately/thank freaking God] it has come to an end. You're a real [special/nice/stupid] person, and I'm doing this in print so that you don't have any misconceptions about why our relationship is over. Here are the main reasons why I [don't love you anymore/need a break/can no longer stand the sight of you]: [Insert all that apply.] • You smell. • You're a slob. • Your [pets/children/family] are nuisances. • You're cheap. • I found your Match.com profile, and it is chock full of lies. (Athletic and Toned? Really?) • You don't wash your [sheets/shirts/self] often enough. • You're a Boston [Celtics/Red Sox/anything] ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Just a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (29 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Is it true that nice guys finish last? It sure seems that way as a divorced man fights his way through a comedic dating scene. Will he ever find his soul mate? Phil has been called the male version of Carrie Bradshaw. Enjoy his humorous essays about relationships and the struggles we all have finding and keeping lovers. Women appreciate his open view into the minds of men. Artist Mike Swaim adds to the hilarity with his brilliant sketches, giving another dimension to Phil's quest for love. Excerpt from Just a Nice Guy - Commitment Test for Men Men say they are ready for monogamy, but are they just saying that to hasten the clothing removal process? I've put together a simple test a woman can give her man to see if he is truly ready or just a horny bastard. 1. When I see Kim Kardashian's butt on TV, I... a. Drool. b. Sport wood. c. Give thanks and praise. d. Change the channel. 2. The thing I look forward to most about getting married is... a. The built-in maid I get to have sex ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Still a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (35 Reviews)    Price verified 14 hours ago

Dating is a humorous struggle for a recently divorced man who has no clue what women want. Excerpt from Still a Nice Guy - What's Your Sign? Astrology is bullshit. That doesn't keep people--including First Ladies--from making decisions based on their horoscopes. Some women decide if they are compatible with a man based on his sign. "Oh, you're a Virgo? Well, then this will never work." She's right; it won't, because I don't want to waste time with a deluded person. It's time we come up with a new set of signs, and I'm just the man to do it. • Hairies. Featuring Greeks and Italians, this group includes people with constant shower drain clogs and an arsenal of clippers and razors. • Saggyderryarius. Old folks with droopy butts. • Whorpio. Also known as "sex junkie," obsessed with enjoying the finer things in life in exchange for putting out. • Borus. This includes people who dominate every group event and keep us all on the edge of our seats with their Facebook updates, or ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Napoleon Bonaparte: A Life (The Napoleonic Wars Book 2) by Alan Schom (Sharpe Books) (411 Reviews)    Price verified one minute ago

A definitive biography of Bonaparte from his birth in Corsica to his death in exile on St Helena, this book details all aspects of Bonaparte?s spectacular rise to power and his dizzying fall. It offers close examination of battlefield victories, personal torments, military genius, Bonaparte?s titanic ego and his relationships with the French government, Talleyrand, Wellington and Josephine. Based on more than 10 years of exhaustive research, Schom illuminates Napoleon's important economic and social reforms, his reorganization of the French government and his tempestuous personal life and its effect on his political decisions. Remarkably ambitious and compulsively readable, Schom's book is generously illustrated with halftones and maps and features startling new insights about Napoleon's key aides, ministers and generals. Schom portrays Napoleon with candor, exalting his ambition and undeniable genius, but also addressing his dark side - his failures and frailties, and the ...

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs

The Rhythms of Productivity: Maximum Action, Minimum Effort, and a Meaningful March to Your Own Drummer’s Beat by R.J. Nestor (2 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

A revolutionary approach to productivity that helps you take decisive action, capture recurrence, and achieve more with less effort. In a world of endless demands and distractions, it's easy to feel like your work and life are chaos. Urgent tasks and responsibilities clamor for your attention, leaving you overwhelmed, scattered, and stuck. Popular productivity systems offer rigid, one-size-fits-all solutions that don't account for your unique circumstances. What you need is a more flexible, personalized approach -- one that works with your natural rhythms, not against them. In The Rhythms of Productivity, author and productivity expert R.J. Nestor draws on his background in music and theatre to introduce Action-Powered Productivity (APP), a framework that helps you: • Take decisive action to get work done • Capture recurrence in useful Productivity Bridges to save time and effort • Align your action with the roles you play in your life and work Through memorable analogies, ...

Genre: Business & Money

Wild Animals of North America: Intimate Studies of Big and Little Creatures of the Mammal Kingdom by Edward William Nelson (1 Review)    Price verified 9 hours ago

In Edward William Nelson's 'Wild Animals of North America', the reader is taken on a comprehensive journey through the diverse wildlife found in the continent. Nelson's detailed descriptions and vivid imagery bring to life the habitats and behaviors of various North American animals, making this book an essential source for nature enthusiasts and researchers. Written in a scientific yet accessible style, the book provides valuable information on the ecological significance of these animals and their importance in the natural world. Nelson's work fits into the tradition of natural history writing, offering readers both educational content and literary enjoyment. As a renowned naturalist and explorer, Edward William Nelson was deeply passionate about studying and protecting the wildlife of North America. His extensive fieldwork and research led him to compile this thorough guide to the region's wild animals, showcasing his dedication to conservation and scientific knowledge. Nelson's ...

Genre: Science & Math

King Coal: A Novel by Upton Sinclair (DigiCat) (203 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

Upton Sinclair's 'King Coal' is a groundbreaking work of literature that delves into the struggles of coal miners in the early 20th century, shedding light on the harsh working conditions, labor exploitation, and corporate greed prevalent in the coal industry. Sinclair's vivid descriptions and emotional storytelling style bring to life the hardships faced by the miners, making the reader feel their pain and suffering. The book is a social commentary that exposes the injustices of industrial capitalism and calls for reform and social change. It is a powerful and thought-provoking read that continues to resonate with readers today. Upton Sinclair's 'King Coal' is a must-read for anyone interested in labor history, social justice, or American literature. Through his powerful storytelling and compelling characters, Sinclair sheds light on important social issues and challenges readers to think critically about the world around them. This book is a timeless classic that remains relevant in ...

Genre: History

The Ultimate DASH Diet Cookbook for Beginners: The Guide to Cook Healthy Food with Delicious and Easy Low Sodium Recipes. Includes a Manual to Create ... by Ellen Ruell (3 Reviews)    Price verified 11 hours ago

If you are interested in this book, it's likely you've heard about the low-sodium DASH diet, which was developed through research supported by the National HLB Institute (NHLBI) in the United States. Are you ready to discover a revolutionary approach to healthy eating with this diet? If yes, we are introducing the ultimate guide for enthusiasts and beginners alike - the DASH Diet Cookbook for Beginners 2024. Unlock the secrets of the DASH Diet Plan, meticulously crafted to provide essential nutrients while ensuring delicious and satisfying meals. Our cookbook is your gateway to mastering DASH Diet Meal Prep effortlessly, making healthy living a seamless part of your routine. Dive into a world of flavorful DASH Diet Recipes, carefully curated to tantalize your taste buds while prioritizing healthy low-sodium meals. In this book you will find: ? Understanding the principles of a DASH diet ? What to eat in a DASH diet and what to avoid ? DASH diet shopping list ? Many delicious and ...

Genre: Cookbooks, Food & Wine

The Forever Pact (The Bachelors of Paradise Valley Book 1) by Jaimie Casey (486 Reviews)    Price verified 7 minutes ago

What's that saying? What can go wrong will go wrong? I think that should be the saying for my life. I'm Pippa Chase. I was about to become Pippa Snothead, but then my fiancé cheated on me, and I called off the wedding... I'm heartbroken, but at least I avoided a horrible last name. And now, I'm on my way to Paradise Valley, Montana, to lick my wounds and figure out what's next in my life. I'm going to live with my childhood best friend, TJ Wyatt, on a ranch he bought. Ever since we were young, we had a pact that if one of us needed the other, we would be there for each other. Granted, TJ and I haven't seen each other since we were thirteen, and we stopped our barrage of letters and emails when we were eighteen. However, we still send Christmas cards yearly, and in one of them, he did say, "If you're ever in this part of the country, drop in." I don't think he meant it as literally as I took it. So, that's how I ended up living on a remote ranch, in a log cabin with a man who ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment