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The Time Capsule by Leonard Stegmann Price verified 3 hours ago

Back then Leonard thought that making a time capsule was a great idea. And now, fifty years later, he just wishes he had that Sandy Koufax baseball card. (Humor/Nostalgia/700 Words)

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Great Stories About the Greatest Minds: The Complete Collection of Facts, Stories, and Trivia on Every Great Thinker You Must Know - From Socrates to ... by Shlomo Yakobovits 5.0 Stars (14 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Who was the first to suggest there might be life beyond Earth? Which great mind began his career as a mercenary? And why was the Catholic Church the greatest enemy of the philosophers of old? Perfect for the perpetually curious, this book is a treasure trove of history, knowledge, and wisdom. Get to know more than 80 of humanity's greatest minds, from ancient Greek philosophers like Socrates and Aristotle to modern-day thinkers like Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir. Brimming with fascinating anecdotes, obscure facts, and captivating history, Great Stories About the Greatest Minds is sure to capture your imagination and ensure that you never again struggle to think of smart things to say! Bite-sized segments and simple language make it an enjoyable and enlightening read. An excellent gift for the trivia buff in your life.

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Bubbles by John T. Sonne 3.5 Stars (40 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Can a goldfish kill a man? Hypothetically, but it would have to be an extraordinary goldfish and not much of a man. Thus we have the tale of Bubbles, a mutant goldfish, and Les Wellborne, a human resources manager in St. Louis, Missouri. The two conspicuous consumers collide in an appalling genetic explosion in John T. Sonne's novella, BUBBLES, a satirical tale of horror without redemption. Initially, Bubbles is forced to wait for prey to happen by its backyard pond. The mutating goldfish soon leaves the pond, aided by the ability to take on the characteristics of the creatures it consumes. The cute little carp quickly turns into an incredibly creepy critter with an insatiable appetite. The constantly evolving beast will destroy more than two households in a weekend filled with mayhem. Mature Content: This book contains sexual situations, vulgar language, unspeakable acts of violence, alcohol/marijuana use and arson. If that sounds like your sort of thing, please read a free ...

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BEST DANKS: Jokes and Funny Internet Stufff - Simples by Ricky Ronce-Memes 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Big funny memes book

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Prince Charming & The Genie by Andrew David James 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Due to the Sorcerer's fictional potion recipe to turn the Frog back into a Prince, Prince Charming, Red Riding Hood and Percy are forced to head to a Kingdom in the East of the Realm to seek help from Aladdin and his Genie. The Genie is rather depressed while Aladdin has been using his flying carpet to be a Peeping Tom.

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Work Wife Balance (Kate King Series Book 1) by Jo Edwards 4.1 Stars (700 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

'This is well-written, very funny and I raced through it, occasionally squealing in horror at the antics of Kate's colleagues. It's also a joy to read about a strong woman with a big job and fiery opinions, a nice antidote to the sugary sweet sort of chick lit.' DAILY MAIL Kate King is furiously flailing to keep afloat. As her team bicker, finger-point and cheat their way through rumours of sackings and site closures, her ill-tempered husband is becoming increasingly embittered and secretive. Kate knows she must address his petulant question: "Surely there's more to life than this?" but all her energies are required to dodge the corporate bullets constantly fired in her direction. Under pressure from an attractive, younger colleague, Kate is also concerned by her sudden invisibility to the opposite sex and the alarming appearance of back fat. Disturbingly, beige knitwear has started to call to her from the shelves of M&S. Growing more and more suspicious of her husband's activities, ...

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Shogistar chess: Micro puzzle by Gerald Wartensteiner Price verified 8 hours ago

A short recipe: Take • A mini chessboard made from cardboard • Wooden figure discs, flat similar to "Shogi" • Fantasy names and symbols • Puzzles - "Set mate" RELEASE IN THE HEAD Shogistar puzzles are simple and fun little brain teasers. Some of these puzzles can be solved in your head. The rules of chess apply. THINK, APPLY-Also for "non-chess players" In this way, "non-chess players" can learn the moves of the individual pieces. To simplify things, the direction of movement of the pieces is represented by arrows and symbols. For example, the queen becomes a "STAR" and the knight becomes a "SPIDER" INTRODUCTORY EXAMPLE AND WILHELM BUSCH To liven things up, I have prefixed each puzzle with a quote from the famous humourist "Wilhelm Busch". THE BOOK IS "MINI": CHESS RETHOUGHT A pinch of "chess" rethought. If you want, you can also look up the solutions straight away. Each move is illustrated by a self-explanatory diagram. IN THE APPENDIX->TIME: Do we have all ...

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Chess Tactics: 300 Instructional Chess Problems for Advanced Players by Alex Terzi 4.1 Stars (34 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Are you ready to up your game and go from chess chump to chess master? Chess is one of the oldest and often times most difficult games to master. Depending on the moves you make it's like a puzzle with a thousand different possibilities, but this book will teach you advanced techniques by having you solve puzzles so you will be able to anticipate absolutely anything that your opponent throws at you. This book is broken down in three parts with puzzles that range from easy to hard and will help you to build chess skills that will last you a life time, will teach you, step by step how to improve your game so that you can beat anyone you play against. Building off of volume 1 this book shows you advanced techniques by using puzzles so that you will better understand the board and the game inside and out. What kind of puzzles are in this book: ? Over 300 advanced chess techniques ? Solutions to these techniques if an opponent tries them against you ? You'll learn how to get to take ...

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Love's a Glitch: A Meet-cute novel (the Meet-Cute Series Book 2) by Cindi Madsen 4.3 Stars (108 Reviews)    Price verified one minute ago

You've Got Mail meets What's Your Number when a phone update from hell results in a dating do-over, a wrong number that might just be the right one, and a battle between a web designer and her client, who don't realize they've been falling for one another -- via text. As a web designer, performing updates so I can enhance my texts with cute new emojis is a must. Only AI went all Terminator on me, resending every message from the past year. So glad I got to relive my tumultuous online dating experiences, including drunk texting an ex who ghosted me. Among the disgruntled are a handful of nice replies, leaving me unsure if the tech gods are smiting or smiling down on me. Especially when I get a reply from a dude with a new number -- Luke's witty, makes me LOL, and gives great advice regarding my client who keeps sending snarky emails. As I begin re-dating guys from my past, Luke demands updates. With him quickly hacking his way into my heart, I'm afraid I'm falling for the wrong guy. ...

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MÊMÊS: Japanese Comics Manga Funny MÊMÊS and Jokes by Ben Chips-MÊMÊS Price verified 5 hours ago

Manga MÊMÊS and much more

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The New Therapist Handbook for Patient and Practitioner by Lance Cohen Price verified 8 hours ago

The therapist's office may have a comfortable couch or chair, possibly some etchings or paintings. But today's therapist constructs an invisible wall between therapist and patient. The therapist assumes a paternalistic, god-like position through which the patient gives up personal autonomy. In many therapeutic situations, the patient is expected to produce logical arguments or coherent descriptions of the patient's fantasies and realities. It would be outrageous to expect the therapist to present anything but a mask of impenetrability to the patient, wouldn't it? The New Therapist Handbook for Patient and Practitioner presents a fresh conception of therapy for both patient and practitioner. Critical to this new therapy is brutal honesty and openness on the part of both therapist and patient. In few cases today does the patient reach a necessary level of honesty; the only way the patient can reach that level is if the therapist has also reached it. Hiding behind the mask of ...

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MÉMÉS: Hilarious Jokes for Holiday Lethargic Laborers Circling Back in 2024 by Caitlyn Cremean Price verified 5 hours ago

Funny memes relieve all work stress. Morning Funny Memes for a Good Day.

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Health, Fitness, and Living Forever: A Book of Revelations by Steffy Sota Price verified 10 hours ago

It is no surprise that Lana LaLeau has inspired the whole country with her positive message, upbeat attitude, and the desire to help as many people as she can to change their lives for the better. Lana is a leader incorporating nutrition into wellness and informing the general public how eating a proper diet can give them happiness, satisfaction, and long life. Lana has designed and developed many of the most effective diets people are using today. In Health, Fitness, and Living Forever, Lana reveals all of her wellness secrets.

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Facts and Quizzes - World Knowledge : Quiz Book - Book 2 by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 10 hours ago

Discover more: "Facts and Quizzes - World Knowledge" Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary journey through the vast realm of knowledge? Introducing "Facts and Quizzes - World Knowledge," the definitive trivia book that will leave you astounded, enlightened, and eager for more! Unleash your inner explorer as you dive into a treasure trove of captivating facts, mind-boggling tidbits, and fascinating insights from every corner of the globe. From the ancient civilizations of Mesopotamia to the cutting-edge advancements of the modern world, this book is your passport to an unparalleled adventure. What sets "Facts and Quizzes - World Knowledge" apart is its unique blend of information and interactive quizzes. Engage in stimulating brain teasers and tantalizing trivia challenges that will put your knowledge to the test. Whether you're a trivia novice or a seasoned aficionado, you'll find yourself captivated by the diverse range of questions that cover a myriad of subjects, including ...

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BEST DANKS: All-Time Greatest Classic Internet Jokes XL by Ricky Ronce-Memes Price verified 5 hours ago

Funny Memes XL

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The Ultimate Brain Charge Trivia Book: A Fun and Educative Way to Relax and Relinquish Stress: Suitable for Adults, Teens & Kids by Chris Wunderkind 3.4 Stars (3 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Sharpen Your Wit and Ignite Your Laughter with The Ultimate Brain Charge Trivia Book! Ready to challenge your friends In a fierce competition and create unforgettable memories? Explore the "Ultimate Brain Charge Trivia Book," your passport to 200 engaging and exciting questions spanning pop culture, history, current affairs, and more! Why you'll love this book: • 200 carefully curated questions: Test your knowledge across diverse topics, all meticulously researched for accuracy and intrigue. • Difficulty levels for everyone: From casual players to trivia titans, every mind will be challenged and entertained. • Are answers readily available: Stumped? No worries! Answers are provided for effortless learning and discussion. • Perfect for all occasions: Liven up game nights, and family gatherings, or simply test your skills solo. • Ideal gift for all ages: Share the joy of knowledge and laughter with friends, family, and fellow trivia enthusiasts. This is more than just ...

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Rolling for Riches II: The Zocchihedron Methodology by George R. Martin III Price verified 21 minutes ago

Listen up, folks, do you want to win big in the lottery without having to rely on pure luck? Well, have I got a deal for you! Rolling for Riches II: The Zocchihedron Methodology is the ultimate guide to using RPG dice to randomize lottery numbers with precision and accuracy. Yes, you heard that right, we're using dice to predict the lottery numbers! It's not rocket science, it's just the Law of Attraction and the Law of Averages in effect. And let me tell you, this method isn't just some bogus theory, we've reverse-engineered several jackpot winning sets of numbers to ensure this methodology works. Sure, you may not win every single time, but your odds increase dramatically. And if you do win, remember to pay it forward and donate to a worthy cause. But, hold up, before you jump on the bandwagon and start rolling those dice, let's get one thing straight. There's absolutely no guarantee of any earnings, whatsoever. Like any game of chance, there's always risk involved, and you, the ...

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Have a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia 4.4 Stars (8 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

You don't want a bad boy, my dear; at least not in the real world. You can fantasize all you like about a scruffy, Harley-driving, tattooed beast who does things you thought you'd never allow. But, you don't want to meet him, because eventually he's going to shit all over you, emotionally. You need a nice guy. Forget that nonsense about how anything worthwhile is worth working hard for. If you wanted to buy a horse you could ride around the neighborhood, you would never opt for a wild bronco that would scream, thrash, and resist every attempt you made to civilize him. You'd go for the broken stud, and avoid a broken neck. That's why I suggest you recalibrate your penis-homing device. If you're in a bar, and you spot a tanned God in a vintage T-shirt and sandals who winks and slaps your ass as he walks by, run away. Run toward that kind fellow over there -- the one who has been down the aisle a few times, and learned how to behave. Have a nice guy!

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Norm's Shorts by Norm Cowie (Humor Writers of America) 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 7 hours ago

A zombie interrupts a vampire bat feast at the local pizzeria. A caveman is treed by a saber-tooth. Two pets witness their master turn into a werewolf. What do all of these have in common? Not much, other than each has a starring role in this collection of short stories by Norm Cowie, award-winning business columnist, author of six humor books and founder of the Humor Writers of America. Norm's Shorts runs the gamut of vampires, cavemen, college dudes, werewolves, fantasy, sci-fi... all unapologetically laced with humor (and featuring a short humor essay by Norm's daughter, Sam).

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Nice Guy FAIL by Phil Torcivia 3.7 Stars (24 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain I'm at a New Year's party with a bunch of friends, most married. Midnight is approaching, and I'm holding the tallest Bombay Sapphire and tonic I can find, because I haven't found Miss Next. A married friend remarks. "Dude, who are you going to kiss at midnight?" "No idea." "Why don't you mingle and find someone?" "Maybe I don't see anyone I'd like to kiss." "Hey, beggars can't be choosers." "Neither can married men." "But... " "Careful, lad. You don't want to confess infidelity to a writer." "I'm not. I'm just saying, if I wanted to kiss another woman, I could." "Right, and you might be caught and forced to pay the consequences, which would be more significant than mine." "So, you like being alone because it's safer." "Single. I like being single, because it offers nearly limitless opportunities." "What about the sex?" "Really? You want to go there? How long have you been ...

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Spanish Word Search : Large Print Puzzles and Activity Book for Kids, Adults and Seniors. Beginners Friendly for Learning : More than 100 Puzzles ... by Jayme Joseph Publications 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

• Large Print Puzzles and Activity Book for Kids, Adults & Seniors. Beginner Friendly for Learning.Libro de actividades y rompecabezas de gran tamaño para niños, adultos y personas mayores. Para principiantes y para aprender. • Spanish word search puzzles book for Kids, Adults and Seniors with Over 130 puzzles.Libro de sopas de letras en español para niños, adultos y mayores con más de 130 acertijos. • Completely new crosswords, words, layout, and structure. endless fun that stimulates the mind. Crucigramas, palabras, diseño y estructura completamente nuevos. Diversión sin fin que estimula la mente. • The puzzle book is 8x11 inches in size and contains 134 pages with more than 130 unique word search puzzles and their solutions.El libro de crucigramas tiene un tamaño de 8x11 pulgadas y contiene 134 páginas con más de 130 sopas de letras únicas y sus soluciones.

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Such a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia 4.6 Stars (32 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Strip an East Coast man in his forties of his marital obligations, transplant him into San Diego, and something funny happens. Enjoy 84 humorous anecdotes about relationships, love, sex, and lifestyles. Excerpt from Such a Nice Guy - The Walk of Shame I define this as the walk a woman takes from a man's residence to her car after a night of bumping nasties. Did this originate with the "Bridge of Sighs" in Venice? I sure hope not. After all, it doesn't come with a prison sentence. I find this walk hurtful (sniff) and I demand an apology on behalf of my scorned brothers. Why is the walk shameful? • If the neighbors see you, they will think you're slutty. • You're wearing the same clothes from last night (with an assortment of new pulls, wrinkles, and stains). • Your sobriety has exposed my flaws. When I leave a girl's house, I take the "walk of pride" because: • If the neighbors see me, they will think I'm stud-worthy, trustworthy, and responsible for all those funny ...

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FOLLOW THIS: Bad Advice for a Basic Life (BS Guide to Life) by Steffi Evans 4.5 Stars (7 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Do you ever feel like a failure? Do you wonder WTF is happening to your life? If you want the worst advice you have ever heard - keep reading! In this refreshingly entertaining guide to destroying your life, bestselling author Steffi Evans serves up ridiculous advice to send your life down the toilet bowl. Find out how to screw up your health, finances and relationships with stupid recommendations to help you: • Follow the herd like sheep jumping off a cliff. • Spend money on stupid sh*t that may kill you. • Fulfill your dream of having a credit card in every color of the rainbow. By the end of FOLLOW THIS: Bad Advice for a Basic Life, you will understand what-not-to-do in almost every aspect of your life. So let's make some serious changes, and start living smarter, healthier and happier. FOLLOW THIS is a quick read with humor and sarcasm designed to give advice that we need, but may not want to hear... It's the perfect book for anyone graduating high school, college or ...

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Nice Knowing You by Phil Torcivia 3.9 Stars (16 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Are you single? Divorced or widowed, perhaps? Are you having your second, third, or fourth go at soul mate searching? Me too! Do you look around at paired-up peeps and wonder why you haven't been picked yet? Or, as I have learned, do you acknowledge the happy couple and snicker silently because you know where they're heading? In the eight years since my divorce, I've gone on hundreds of dates. Now, I could consider that a problem, which I should have taken responsibility for after failure, say, number twenty. On the other hand, I can see it as a natural process for someone with such discerning tastes. Either way, if I don't vent about my struggle I'm going to cramp up and need a new jacket and rubber walls. So, come with me on my little journey here in my sixth book on the subject. (There's no end in sight.) I must warn you that I enjoy swearing and writing about sex. You're going to see the F-word quite a few times in the following pages. If that ultra-flexible word is going to ...

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The Old School Dungeon: Dungeon Maps Described Book 8 (RPG Maps and Gamemaster Dungeon Adventure Ideas) by Paul Bellow (LitRPG Adventures) 4.0 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Dungeon Maps Described! Players in a big city will be asked by Gunther the noble to travel to a dilapidated temple nearby as part of a quest. The players won't be aware of it, but this is an Old School dungeon. They will find a strange unidirectional maze within the temple with a treasure at the end. The twist is that some of the treasure is cursed and anyone who picks it up and leaves the dungeon will fall into a mystical sleep that will last for a year and a day. This temple is filled with puzzles and traps that involve the maze itself. Players will need to traverse the maze and defeat the Undead Lich that guards the treasure. If they do this, they can loot the treasure and leave as heroes for the nearby village. This book contains a map with all the main areas described by me and my AI friend. There's also a list of NPCs that you can use, random encounter tables, and more. Click Look Inside to see everything you'll get.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment [x]
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Nice Guy Syndrome by Phil Torcivia 3.4 Stars (4 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

What is Nice Guy Syndrome? Nice Guy Syndrome is an affliction where a heterosexual male is frustrated because he finds himself caged within the friend zone of women he'd prefer to be dating. Often, he is a kind and sympathetic person who listens well, and lends a shoulder for women to cry on. He's loved and admired, but not the type of fellow women sleep with. If there is a hell, this is it, and I'm in the penthouse. I was raised to be a nice guy. My relatives and teachers instilled in me the importance of: • Treating women gently • Protecting and providing for women • Listening to women without judging • Understanding what it is women want, even when they don't say the words • Opening and holding doors for women • Handling certain tasks for women • Writing love notes to women • Complimenting women I'm a master of the above and, thereby, block my own access to the physical parts of women I long for. So, what's a nice guy to do? Should I shed my skin, get a ...

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Nice Meeting You by Phil Torcivia 4.4 Stars (23 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

A divorced man continues his hilarious search for true love as he struggles to learn what women really want. Excerpt from Nice Meeting You - Breakup Form Letter Dear [insert name of the person you will no longer be sleeping with, unless you get really drunk and lonely], I [have enjoyed/was bored by/regretted] our relationship but [unfortunately/fortunately/thank freaking God] it has come to an end. You're a real [special/nice/stupid] person, and I'm doing this in print so that you don't have any misconceptions about why our relationship is over. Here are the main reasons why I [don't love you anymore/need a break/can no longer stand the sight of you]: [Insert all that apply.] • You smell. • You're a slob. • Your [pets/children/family] are nuisances. • You're cheap. • I found your Match.com profile, and it is chock full of lies. (Athletic and Toned? Really?) • You don't wash your [sheets/shirts/self] often enough. • You're a Boston [Celtics/Red Sox/anything] ...

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Length: 330 Pages (1,593 KB)
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What a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia 3.8 Stars (25 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Do you know any nice guys? Perhaps you're married to or good friends with one. Well, consider the possibility that this nice guy is so frustrated with his relationship failures that he needs to vent to keep from turning into a bad boy with anger issues. Then, try not to spit hot coffee as you read his sarcastic rants about why men and women don't seem to fit. Excerpt from What a Nice Guy -- Snippity Doo Dah My initial vasectomy consultation is scheduled for today and I can't get this song out of my head: Snippity doo dah, snippity aye, My, oh my, what a wonderful day! None of my sperm is going to stray. Snippity doo dah, snippity aye. Mister blue balls getting older, No child support It's so practical. Everything's satisfactual! (Everbody now... ) Snippity doo dah, snippity aye, Rubberless feelings coming my way! If you're staring at this page with mouth agape, you're either my mother or a fertile woman. Men, can I have an amen? You betcha. Look, ladies, I turn ...

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Being the Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia 4.5 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

It's not easy being the nice guy. Would you rather your man be genuine or nice? Don't you want honesty? To be the nice guy I must constantly look for your best traits, admire them, remind you how much I appreciate them (but, not too often as that would be creepy), and avoid any sensitive areas. This is a chore I must endure if I'm to maintain any friends or lovers. Sad. Well, this book in my Nice Guy series lays out a bunch of crass, sarcastic, swear-word-laden essays chronicling my best efforts, which have failed because I still have two cats and zero vaginas in my bed. I hope that you vicariously enjoy my relationship struggles and that they somehow make your relationship situation seem so much better. You're welcome.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment [x]
Length: 248 Pages (944 KB)
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Just a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia 3.5 Stars (29 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Is it true that nice guys finish last? It sure seems that way as a divorced man fights his way through a comedic dating scene. Will he ever find his soul mate? Phil has been called the male version of Carrie Bradshaw. Enjoy his humorous essays about relationships and the struggles we all have finding and keeping lovers. Women appreciate his open view into the minds of men. Artist Mike Swaim adds to the hilarity with his brilliant sketches, giving another dimension to Phil's quest for love. Excerpt from Just a Nice Guy - Commitment Test for Men Men say they are ready for monogamy, but are they just saying that to hasten the clothing removal process? I've put together a simple test a woman can give her man to see if he is truly ready or just a horny bastard. 1. When I see Kim Kardashian's butt on TV, I... a. Drool. b. Sport wood. c. Give thanks and praise. d. Change the channel. 2. The thing I look forward to most about getting married is... a. The built-in maid I get to have sex ...

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Length: 364 Pages (3,244 KB)
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I Am Not Your Guru (Yet): Until you read this book; then I totally will be by Ben Kissam 4.4 Stars (32 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Three years ago, his life was a mess. He hit rock bottom and knew he needed to change. Then, he ordered five self-help books from the internet. Now, he's a successful person. He runs his own lifestyle business, puts butter in his coffee, and quotes Nietzsche at parties. And in this groundbreaking how-to success manual, he'll teach you how to be successful just like him. You'll learn things like: - The keys to ditching all your loser friends (who have prevented you from being successful to this point) - Proven strategies for being overly optimistic, if not obnoxious, about how much you enjoy failure - How to 'win the day' with your morning routine, then lose the afternoon (guaranteed) - How to chunk down your goals and (literally) eat an elephant- How to craft edgy content with the f*cking f-word in the title

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Length: 203 Pages (1,068 KB)
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Not So Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia 3.0 Stars (8 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Love... Who needs it? I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation. Meh What I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist. Karma Kicked Me Sure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt -- that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it. Look at this book as my way of ...

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Still a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia 3.3 Stars (35 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Dating is a humorous struggle for a recently divorced man who has no clue what women want. Excerpt from Still a Nice Guy - What's Your Sign? Astrology is bullshit. That doesn't keep people--including First Ladies--from making decisions based on their horoscopes. Some women decide if they are compatible with a man based on his sign. "Oh, you're a Virgo? Well, then this will never work." She's right; it won't, because I don't want to waste time with a deluded person. It's time we come up with a new set of signs, and I'm just the man to do it. • Hairies. Featuring Greeks and Italians, this group includes people with constant shower drain clogs and an arsenal of clippers and razors. • Saggyderryarius. Old folks with droopy butts. • Whorpio. Also known as "sex junkie," obsessed with enjoying the finer things in life in exchange for putting out. • Borus. This includes people who dominate every group event and keep us all on the edge of our seats with their Facebook updates, or ...

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Lucky Louie’s Logical Lottery Lore by George R. Martin III Price verified 9 hours ago

IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! I'm thrilled to share with you that I was able to achieve a 4 OF 5 result on my first attempt using the Lottery Gambit system! I stumbled upon this method while searching for a way to play better combinations on the Lottery, and it's been working well for me. However, as with any game of chance, there are no guarantees of earnings. You assume all risk and responsibilities, and I cannot be held responsible for any losses, financial, physical, or emotional. That being said, I strongly encourage you to give this system a try, as it has been the Achilles' heel of every lottery worldwide. The results may vary from person to person, but for me, it was worth every penny. And remember, this system is for your eyes only and cannot be shared with anyone else. So knock thrice on the green door in the rear alley and step into the world of Lucky Louie's Logical Lottery Lore. Trust me, it's just a matter of ...

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I Heart Movie Lists by Duane Bradley 4.5 Stars (7 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

WHAT LINKS JAMES CAMERON, RONALD MCDONALD, BILL COSBY AND DONALD TRUMP? WHICH DIRECTOR CHANGED HIS NAME TO "JESUS CHRIST II"? WAS PORN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH OF THE VCR? Sometimes reading about movies is more fun than watching them, so if you're bored by formulaic Hollywood blockbusters, this is the book for you. I Heart Movie Lists will give you a glimpse of the egos, conflicts and eccentric personalities in the movie industry as the authors struggle to answer the age old question, "What Were They Thinking?"

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How to Date Men by Phil Torcivia 3.8 Stars (23 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

So, you want a man? Allow me to guide you through the jungle of hairy beasts. 99% of your romantic relationships have failed. You are the common denominator, so logic would say you suck at relationships. The problem isn't in the picker, it's in the picking. In this book, I lend my expertise as the datee, not the dater. I'm the man who knows men, and how you can net the one you want (for the time being). True, we men are slightly different, so you need to approach your prey appropriately. Don't go hunting birds with hammers. Let's say you'd like to date a married man whom, I assume, you're not married to. That's quite an evil desire, according to some. I'm not here to judge. Perhaps you want to bed a man who desperately needs something new, and who will leave you alone thereafter. Fine. Well, you need to approach this fellow a certain way. (It's in here.) Learn how to net Mr. Right. After reading this book you will know how to approach all types of men, including: • Older ...

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Global Movie Magazine Networks by Eric Hoyt (University of California Press) Price verified 8 hours ago

A free ebook version of this title is available through Luminos, University of California Press's Open Access publishing program. Visit www.luminosoa.org to learn more. This groundbreaking collection of essays from leading film historians features original research on movie magazines published in China, France, Germany, India, Iran, Latin America, South Korea, the U.S., and beyond. Vital resources for the study of film history and culture, movie magazines are frequently cited as sources, but rarely centered as objects of study. Global Movie Magazine Networks does precisely that, revealing the hybridity, heterogeneity, and connectivity of movie magazines and the important role they play in the intercontinental exchange of information and ideas about cinema. Uniquely, the contributors in this book have developed their critical analysis alongside the collaborative work of building digital resources, facilitating the digitization of more than a dozen of these historic magazines on an ...

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Random Tavern Encounters: D100 Random Tables for Fantasy Tabletop RPG (RPG Random Encounter Tables for Fantasy Tabletop Dungeon Masters Book 19) by Paul Bellow 4.0 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Random tavern Encounters This Book Contains the Following... Random tavern Encounters x 500 Barkeep NPCs x 25 Tavern Patrons x 25 Human and Dwarven Names x20 each Dungeon and Tavern Names x20 each Get Even More at... https://randomencountersai.com

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Nice Guy Island by Phil Torcivia 5.0 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

TOUR OF NICE GUY ISLAND You single? How's that dating thing working out for you? Getting your recommended nightly allowance of love and affection? Or are you at the point where a bottle of Pinot, a good TV series, and a pet or two are all you need? Thirteen years of being single, after thirteen years of marriage, has left me in a peculiar place -- on Nice Guy Island. I'm not the aggressive bad boy who hooks women with his mysterious behavior. I'm polite, kind, and considerate, which translates into "fucking boring" for far too many potential mates. Hence, all my paddling away from the island lands me in strong currents, taking me back where I started. If you visit my island, what you'll find is an often-sedated, yet content population of one and two-thirds (male felines, Syd and Symon). The fridge is full of beer, tuna, hot sauce, and prepared meals. The freezer has ice packs for sore, old muscles. Nothing else to see here. Not exactly Barbados. On this island, even ...

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The Forever Pact (The Bachelors of Paradise Valley Book 1) by Jaimie Casey 4.3 Stars (487 Reviews)    Price verified one minute ago

What's that saying? What can go wrong will go wrong? I think that should be the saying for my life. I'm Pippa Chase. I was about to become Pippa Snothead, but then my fiancé cheated on me, and I called off the wedding... I'm heartbroken, but at least I avoided a horrible last name. And now, I'm on my way to Paradise Valley, Montana, to lick my wounds and figure out what's next in my life. I'm going to live with my childhood best friend, TJ Wyatt, on a ranch he bought. Ever since we were young, we had a pact that if one of us needed the other, we would be there for each other. Granted, TJ and I haven't seen each other since we were thirteen, and we stopped our barrage of letters and emails when we were eighteen. However, we still send Christmas cards yearly, and in one of them, he did say, "If you're ever in this part of the country, drop in." I don't think he meant it as literally as I took it. So, that's how I ended up living on a remote ranch, in a log cabin with a man who ...

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Tempest: Geometries of Play (Landmark Video Games) by Judd Ethan Ruggill (University of Michigan Press) 4.2 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Atari's 1981 arcade hit Tempest was a "tube shooter" built around glowing, vector-based geometric shapes. Among its many important contributions to both game and cultural history, Tempest was one of the first commercial titles to allow players to choose the game's initial play difficulty (a system Atari dubbed "SkillStep"), a feature that has since became standard for games of all types. Tempest was also one of the most aesthetically impactful games of the twentieth century, lending its crisp, vector aesthetic to many subsequent movies, television shows, and video games. In this book, Ruggill and McAllister enumerate and analyze Tempest's landmark qualities, exploring the game's aesthetics, development context, and connections to and impact on video game history and culture. By describing the game in technical, historical, and ludic detail, they unpack the game's latent and manifest audio-visual iconography and the ideological meanings this iconography evokes.

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Silent Hill: The Terror Engine (Landmark Video Games) by Bernard Perron (University of Michigan Press) 4.3 Stars (130 Reviews)    Price verified 31 minutes ago

Silent Hill: The Terror Engine, the second of the two inaugural studies in the Landmark Video Games series from series editors Mark J. P. Wolf and Bernard Perron, is both a close analysis of the first three Silent Hill games and a general look at the whole series. Silent Hill, with its first title released in 1999, is one of the most influential of the horror video game series. Perron situates the games within the survival horror genre, both by looking at the history of the genre and by comparing Silent Hill with such important forerunners as Alone in the Dark and Resident Evil. Taking a transmedia approach and underlining the designer's cinematic and literary influences, he uses the narrative structure; the techniques of imagery, sound, and music employed; the game mechanics; and the fiction, artifact, and gameplay emotions elicited by the games to explore the specific fears survival horror games are designed to provoke and how the experience as a whole has made the Silent Hill ...

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Who Said This Quote?: Knowledge Quiz by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 6 minutes ago

Introducing "Who Said This Quote?" - The Ultimate Guessing Game! Are you ready to put your knowledge to the test and embark on a thrilling journey through the annals of history, literature, and pop culture? Look no further! "Who Said This Quote?" is the captivating book that will challenge your wits and entertain you for hours on end. Dive into the world of famous quotes and get ready to exercise your brain as you try to match each powerful statement with the remarkable individual who uttered it. With a vast collection of quotes spanning centuries, this guessing game will keep you engaged and guessing until the very last page. Unleash your inner detective as you explore the eloquence of world leaders, the wisdom of philosophers, the enchantment of poets, the humor of comedians, and the insight of great thinkers. From the profound to the humorous, this book offers a treasure trove of quotes that will inspire, provoke thought, and leave you craving for more.

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DOOM: SCARYDARKFAST (Landmark Video Games) by Dan Pinchbeck (University of Michigan Press) 3.7 Stars (8 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

In December 1993, gaming changed forever. id Software's seminal shooter DOOM was released, and it shook the foundations of the medium. Daniel Pinchbeck brings together the complete story of DOOM for the first time. This book takes a look at the early days of first-person gaming and the video game studio system. It discusses the prototypes and the groundbreaking technology that drove the game forward and offers a detailed analysis of gameplay and level design. Pinchbeck also examines DOOM's contributions to wider gaming culture, such as online multiplay and the modding community, and the first-person gaming genre, focusing on DOOM's status as a foundational title and the development of the genre since 1993. Pinchbeck draws extensively from primary data: from the game itself, from the massive fan culture surrounding the title, and from interviews with the developers who made it. This book is not only the definitive work on DOOM but a snapshot of a period of gaming history, a manifesto ...

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Ubered: My Life As A Rideshare Driver by Evan Kail (Stone Arch Entertainment) 4.1 Stars (170 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

His family's wealth has long evaporated, and now serendipity is all Evan Kail can salvage from his riches to rags nightmare. He's been chasing a screenwriting dream ever since he was in college, and he's put everything on the line to attain it. So when a new phenomenon called "Rideshare" enters his market in Minneapolis, Kail seeks opportunity in a job he believes will pay well and afford him time to pursue his calling. His only item of value, a BMW sports car purchased in the glory days of wealth, affords him a down payment on a used luxury sedan. Before Kail knows it, he's a soldier in the trenches of a tech revolution, and he's in way over his head. "UBERED" is a journey through the jungles of a wild young mind in an even wilder adventure driving full-time for Uber and Lyft. Over the course of one year, Kail dances with all hosts of personalities and professions, battles all sorts of scenarios, and struggles to realize what it means to be an independent contractor, and not an ...

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Myst and Riven: The World of the D'ni (Landmark Video Games) by Mark J. P. Wolf 3.9 Stars (14 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

"Myst and Riven is well-written, interesting, on-topic, insightful, and a real pleasure to read." -- Edward Castronova, Indiana University Video games have become a major cultural force, and within their history, Myst and its sequel Riven stand out as influential examples. Myst and Riven: The World of the D'ni is a close analysis of two of the most popular and significant video games in the history of the genre, investigating in detail their design, their functionality, and the gameplay experience they provide players. While scholarly close analysis has been applied to films for some time now, it has only rarely been applied at this level to video games. Mark J. P. Wolf uses elements such as graphics and sound, the games' mood and atmosphere and how they are generated, the geography and design of the digital worlds, and the narrative structures of the games to examine their appeal to both critical and general audiences, their legacy, and what made them great. Myst and Riven is the ...

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THE TEAM by BRYN M PARRY 2.9 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

When Keith Spinks and his old schoolmates decided to form a football team and enter it into the boiling cauldron of The Kirkby Industrial League they had absolutely no idea what a roller coaster of a year lay ahead of them. Their season included death threats from demented drug dealers, sponsors welching on their promises, The Border Agency desperate to deport their star player, Mexican-themed Charity Nights going horribly pear-shaped and even a malevolent donkey put in an appearance. They even managed to play a bit of football. Read how they got on...

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This Gaming Life: Travels in Three Cities by Jim Rossignol 4.2 Stars (13 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

"In May 2000 I was fired from my job as a reporter on a finance newsletter because of an obsession with a video game. It was the best thing that ever happened to me." So begins this story of personal redemption through the unlikely medium of electronic games. Quake, World of Warcraft, Eve Online, and other online games not only offered author Jim Rossignol an excellent escape from the tedium of office life. They also provided him with a diverse global community and a job -- as a games journalist. Part personal history, part travel narrative, part philosophical reflection on the meaning of play, This Gaming Life describes Rossignol's encounters in three cities: London, Seoul, and Reykjavik. From his days as a Quake genius in London's increasingly corporate gaming culture; to Korea, where gaming is a high-stakes televised national sport; to Iceland, the home of his ultimate obsession, the idiosyncratic and beguiling Eve Online, Rossignol introduces us to a vivid and largely ...

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Karmic Blues by Jeff D Buchanan (Cinenovel®) 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 7 hours ago

KARMIC BLUES Jeff D Buchanan At times humorous and sad, thought-provoking and borderline paranoid, Karmic Blues is a collection of irreverent short stories from author Jeff D Buchanan. The stories herein unveil the many oddities, sufferings, and idiosyncrasies that plague much of mankind. Whether it be a panicked playwright desperately trying to appease an imaginary audience (Killing Stage) -- a professional car thief achieving a perverted sense of morality (Mr. Nick) -- an old man who transforms his front yard into a junkyard of revenge (Raven On A Porch) -- or the calamitous endeavor of an alien Ambassador from the planet Teravulia who comes up woefully short on his expectations of Earth (Celestial Blues), Karmic Blues is certain to raise an eyebrow as it entertains. Killing Stage Mr. Nick The Used To Be Yori and the Inkwell Raven On A Porch Pilgrim's Progress Rudy Dodge Celestial Blues Cinenovel®

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1,500 FASCINATING FACTS: All the really interesting knowledge around the World (Volume 1) by Danielle Yarbrough 4.1 Stars (199 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

There are 1,500 fascinating facts covering a wide range of topics including animals, arts, history, literature, miscellaneous, movies, science and nature, sports, television, U.S. geography, U.S. presidents, and world geography. This is book 1 of my really interesting knowledge series; I hope you enjoy it, and if you do, look for other books in the series.

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Length: 116 Pages (998 KB)
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Are You Smart About: Useless Trivia (Are You Smart About?) by Elliot Carruthers 4.3 Stars (11 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Attention trivia lovers! Are you ready to put your knowledge to the test with some of the most fascinating and obscure facts out there? If so, then "Are You Smart About Useless Trivia" is the book for you! Inside these pages, you'll find a collection of the most bizarre, fascinating, and entertaining tidbits of information that you never knew you needed to know. From the origins of common phrases to the strange habits of animals, this book covers it all. With "Are You Smart About Useless Trivia," you'll not only impress your friends and family with your newfound knowledge, but you'll also satisfy your own curiosity about the world around you. Who knows? You might even win your next trivia night! This book is perfect for anyone who loves learning new things and has a passion for trivia. Whether you're a seasoned expert or just getting started, "Are You Smart About Useless Trivia" will provide you with hours of entertainment and education.

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The Secret of Linden Court by Thomas Stimson 4.3 Stars (14 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

How far would you go to keep a secret? In a quaint European city so old that Roman coins are still unearthed in the back gardens of trim little houses, the single, thirty-seven-year-old junior file clerk of the City Tax Department thought he knew every street, lane, boulevard, alley, thoroughfare, highway and byway within the city limits... until now. Stuck in the back corner of an ancient file cabinet, Andre Kosowicz finds an old, faded street record and discovers evidence of a neighborhood he has never heard of: Linden Court. With no taxes paid by residents since before the Nazi invasion, he believes Linden Court has long since been paved over or bombed out of existence. To satisfy his curiosity, Andre heads to Olde Towne where, with a little snooping a lot of luck, he finds a bustling cul-de-sac of homes and shops in the shadow of an ancient linden tree. Rather than reporting his discovery to the city for recognition and rewards, Andre befriends a variety of colorful Linden ...

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50 Must-See Movies: Mothers by Nell Minow 3.5 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

No relationship is more primal, more fraught, more influential, more worried over, more nourishing when good and more devastating when bad that our connection to our mothers. Mom inspires a lot of movies in every possible category, from comedy to romance to drama to crime to animation to horror, from the lowest-budget indie to the biggest-budget prestige film. A lot of women have been nominated for Oscars for playing mothers and just about every actress over age 20 has appeared as a mother in at least one movie. Nell Minow, a critic who writes as "The Movie Mom" lists 50 classic movie mothers, the good, the bad, and the downright nightmarish.

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Fan Trivia Quiz: Football knowledge by Elliot Carruthers Price verified 10 hours ago

Are you ready to take your passion for football to a whole new level? Introducing "Fan Trivia Quiz - Football knowledge" the definitive guide that will test your football IQ and elevate you to the ranks of true football trivia champions!

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Spanish Phrases for Beginners by Elliot Carruthers 3.7 Stars (175 Reviews)    Price verified 10 hours ago

Learn useful Spanish phrases with funny and entertaining cartoons. Each cartoon makes the phrase memorable. Learning new Spanish phrases is fun!

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Length: 195 Pages (2,745 KB)
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Pelvic Flaws by Nikki Ashton 4.5 Stars (320 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Lesley Jones, best-selling author of Carnage and CowSex said of Pelvic Flaws - "A realistic and hilarious take on starting over when you're in your 40's. Toss in a sexy silver fox and you've got yourself a great read" Chloe Walsh best-selling author agreed: Humorous, heartfelt and grippingly original, Pelvic Flaws is Nikki's best work to date. With a loveable heroine and riveting hero, the story bounces off the page and into your hear. Magnificent as always. When a single mum meets a sexy tattooed Texan, you know things are going to get hot - and maybe a little crazy. If a sneeze can ruin your day and it's not just the hairs on your head that need a dye job, your life is definitely changing. What do you do, though, if a hot Texan shows interest in you? What the hell, go with the flow! Pelvic Flaws is the story of one woman's struggle with hot sweats, mood swings and perilously poor pelvic floor muscles. It's the story of Dex, who thinks all those things about Katie are funny and ...

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1,500 FASCINATING FACTS: All the really interesting knowledge around the World (Volume 6) by Danielle Yarbrough 4.1 Stars (152 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

There are 1,500 fascinating facts covering a wide range of topics including animals, arts, history, literature, miscellaneous, movies, science and nature, sports, television, U.S. geography, U.S. presidents, and around the World. This is book 6 of my really interesting knowledge series; I hope you enjoy it, and if you do, look for other books in the series.

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Length: 119 Pages (1,144 KB)
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MÊMÊS: Animal Funny MÊMÊS and Jokes Exceptional Comedy by Ben Chips-MÊMÊS 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Animal MÊMÊS and much more

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The Eden Plot: The Church and the Environment by Paul G Brett 5.0 Stars (2 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

A hilarious story about a fictional Church of England diocese trying to raise money. There's one plot to develop some church land into a substantial holiday paradise, and another to put a mobile phone mast on the cathedral tower. Increasingly eccentric opposition is faced by both projects leading to unexpected and dramatic outcomes. Exploit or protect? Find out which in this fast moving tale.

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Gwenllian ferch Gruffydd Activity Book (Legendary Women of World History Activity Books 6) by Laurel A. Rockefeller Price verified 10 hours ago

Explore medieval Wales and your Welsh heritage while you solve story, word matching, word search, word scramble, and crossword puzzles. Based on "Gwenllian ferch Gruffydd, the Warrior Princess of Deheubarth" by Laurel A. Rockefeller. Includes answer key and an excerpt from the biography.

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Length: 25 Pages
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Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue by Irene Woodbury Price verified 5 hours ago

What do you do when you discover that the man you've loved for 10 years has been secretly having an affair with a showgirl for 18 months -- and he has just flown to Las Vegas to propose to her? You could do the ladylike thing, congratulate them, and move on graciously. You could react more compulsively by eating too much ice cream, drinking too much wine, and arranging a slew of online dates. Or you could do what Crescent Weevil, a despairing girl Friday, does: steal 5,000 dollars from the office safe, drive like a maniac from Michigan to Vegas, break into the showgirl's condo, and kidnap her boyfriend. Can a happy ending possibly be lurking beneath all of the chaos and craziness? Find out in darkly funny Cringeworthy: A Romance Goes Rogue.

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Length: 201 Pages (1,748 KB)
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From the Bottom Drawer of: Alan Zweibel: The Prize, The Ride Home, Sexting with Alan Dershowitz by Alan Zweibel 4.1 Stars (69 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Alan Zweibel dusts off some hilarious material written years ago that stand the test of time. An original Saturday Night Live writer, award winning author and playwright, Zweibel releases three never before published short stories: "The Prize", "The Ride Home", and "Sexting with Alan Dershowitz" pulled from Alan's Bottom Drawer delivered directly to your eReader. You'll be laughing within seconds... Okay, minutes... Okay, the next day. But that's still good, right? "One of the best comedy writers around, Alan Zweibel is my bounce guy. We've been friends for so long we have our own comedic shorthand. We totally get each other's sense of humor." - Larry David "He's wonderfully funny and very smart and he's a big guy, but very sensitive." - Billy Crystal "Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world." - Dave Barry "Read Alan Zweibel and you'll be reminded of the likes of Robert Benchley and S.J. Perelman. You can't help but be moved by his warmth and insight even as you laugh ...

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The Ultimate Film Career Guide: Discover Your Skills and Interests to Help You Determine and Achieve Your Film Career Goals (Yellowbrick.co Career ... by Yellowbrick Learning Price verified 8 hours ago

The Ultimate Film Career Guide Discover your skills and interests to help you determine and achieve your film career goals. The United States box office revenue grew from $10 billion dollars in 2012 to $11.3 billion in 2021. China was the largest box office market in the world in 2020. The U.S. and Canada ranked second with Sony Pictures leading the way behind a domestic box office gross of $500 million dollars. With that type of economic growth, the business side of film has had to change drastically to keep pace. There are more people involved in making a film, with jobs delegated between pre-production, production, and post-production. What are those film careers and how do you get started? To help you determine and achieve your career goals, we have created this comprehensive career guide. Yellowbrick's Ultimate Film Career Guide is your source to discover jobs in film and learn entry points into the film industry. In this guide, you can begin to explore the jobs that drive the ...

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How To Run a Puzzle Hunt by Jonobie Ford 4.0 Stars (3 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Interested in running a puzzle event for 1000 people? Ever played in a scavenger hunt, DASH, SNAP, or Puzzle Hunt and want to see how it's done? Written by one of the organizers of Puzzle Hunt 14 at Microsoft, this book gives steps and tips for running your own event. Filled with checklists, tips, and specific advice, it includes information on: Planning - How to gain experience, who to run it with, and how to get started. Writing Puzzles - How to write puzzles, where to get inspiration, how to match puzzles to your event theme, and how to run tests of your event. Running the event - Logistics, managing your puzzle central, and what to do for opening and closing ceremonies. It also includes sample emails, schedules, rules, hinting guidance, puzzle class outlines and other resources to make your experience a success.

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Book of Obadiah Bible Quiz (Books of the Bible Quiz Series 4) by Tyra Buburuz (Upper Room Productions Inc.) 4.2 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 16 minutes ago

Containing over 20 Bible study questions and answers, this book encompasses the entire Book of Obadiah, in question and Scripture answer format, all in chronological order. The bad blood between Edom and Israel, beginning with brothers Jacob and Esau, has evolved and increased over the centuries erupting in epic betrayals, underhanded deceptions, and outright sellouts. Pride, ignorance, and injustice all play a role in Edom's ultimate destruction and demise leaving Israel with the last laugh. Believed to have been written by the minor prophet Obadiah, considered to be a minor prophet due to the shortness of his book, sometime after the fall of Jerusalem in 586 B.C., this book delivers a precise and unapologetic prophecy against Edom, a message of hope and deliverance for Israel, and a prophecy concerning the forthcoming Day of the LORD. So scroll up and grab your copy right now!

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One Lousy Pirate: Travels in the Caribbean by Doug Walsh (Snoke Valley Books) 3.6 Stars (107 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

Sailing away from it all isn't always what it's cracked up to be. One Lousy Pirate is a toe dipped in the waters of a runaway Caribbean fantasy. Journey alongside the author as he explores the islands of Barbados, St. Vincent, and the Tobago Cays in search of his nonexistent sea legs. This humorous travel memoir takes readers across the azure waters of the southern Caribbean, from a soup kitchen to a four-star restaurant and the summit of a volcano to the pits of seasickened despair. One Lousy Pirate is a funny, vivid quest to discover if the escapist Caribbean fantasy is what it's cracked up to be. Peel back the romance and the intrigue and dive below the surface to see if the potential reality is as wonderful as we imagine. Now Includes sample chapters from the author's bestselling travel-inspired novel, Tailwinds Past Florence.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment [x]
Length: 110 Pages (665 KB)
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Added: Apr 9th, 2024

Cocktails with God: Drink Recipe Book (Cocktails with God bar-room novel series 99) by David Triemert (One Light Press) 3.7 Stars (39 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

While there might be some people who don't care to talk about politics or religion, there's a whole other group of folks who are mixing alcoholic drinks found in this book and are laughing at the absurdity of both topics -- while having the time of their lives! Which group would you rather be hanging out with right now? If you are one of those who would like to join in on all the fun and excitement, then download this ebook while its free-free-free and try some of these new, inventive, alcoholic drinks, based on religious and big-government themes. Inside you'll find thirty-two ingenious drink names with hilarious descriptions to engage your senses. They are bound to lead to some great laughs and serious conversations with friends. So, go ahead, get the party started! When author David Triemert wrote his first bar-room novel, Cocktails with God in the Afterlife, he never dreamed there would be so much feedback about the book and the many religious-themed drink recipes it ...

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Length: 52 Pages (2,368 KB)
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Liz Tells Frank What Happened In... by Liz Shannon Miller 4.0 Stars (51 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

For the last two years, to spare her friend Frank from some of pop culture's weirdest atrocities, writer Liz Shannon Miller (G4's "Attack of the Show") has been catching him up on the movies, television and books he's missed: Stuff every person ought to know about, but maybe not actually experience for themselves. This edition, with a foreword by the eponymous Frank Smith, contains 20 of "Liz Tells Frank"'s most popular installments (including "Batman and Robin," "Night of the Living Dead," "Showgirls" and "Left Behind") -- plus five book-exclusive entries covering everything from Oscar-nominated "The Help" to Joss Whedon's "Dollhouse" to the 2002 "Rollerball" remake. From the fond nostalgia of "Sweet Valley High" to the soul-killing badness of "Madea's Family Reunion", "Liz Tells Frank What Happened In... " is an epic tour though entertainment's highs and lows. (Mostly the lows. Liz may never recover from "Zardoz".)

Genre: Humor & Entertainment [x]
Length: 117 Pages (301 KB)
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Art For Everyone : Humorous Poems for Adults by Bert Smith Jr 4.0 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Funny, thoughtful, and anarchic. Bert Smith writes about everyday things and bigger societal issues with the same fearless disregard for conventional wisdom. A little gem of a book - Bert's Mum. Great fun, but I've told him to get a proper job - Bert's Dad. Interview with the Author Q - Do you have any unusual writing habits? A - I write all the time. I could be sat on a train then start writing something off the top of my head, usually in the notes on my phone. I also enjoy writing in the bath. Q - Where do you get your ideas from? A - I wake up in the early hours of the morning with random ideas buzzing around in my head, so, I write them down and come back to them later. I also get ideas from conversations with friends, films, and listening to people speak in the supermarket! This book has poetry about art, poems about brothers, poetry about the sea, a poem about a serial killer's drawers, spray tans, etc... I have lots of weird and wonderful ideas. Q - Why should readers ...

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Length: 44 Pages (170 KB)
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The Aerial Acrobat Mystery: A cozy for YOU to solve (You, the Detective!) by Julie Davenham (Mello Publishing) 3.9 Stars (9 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Unleash your inner detective and solve this interactive mystery! Immerse yourself in "Choose Your Own Way" style storytelling. By gathering clues and unravelling the truth, can YOU bring the culprit to justice? The circus has come to the village of Much Happening, but what initially seemed like a tragic accident involving Lola, the talented aerial acrobat, has taken a sinister turn - it's now believed to be murder. Guided by Peggy, a trusted family friend with a knack for solving mysteries, you'll travel to the diverse locales within the village. Engage in conversations with the circus troupe and members of the village to unearth the elusive pieces of the puzzle to unveil the truth. Step right up and investigate! Get ready for a satisfying journey of mystery, adventure, and decision-making. You, the Detective! This book follows British English spelling and usage. Clean read: no graphic violence, sex, or strong language. Genre: mystery you get to solve / solvable British ...

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Length: 117 Pages (2,156 KB)
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Added: Mar 21st, 2024

Puerto Paz by Jefferey J. Reese (Puerto Paz Entertainment) 4.0 Stars (16 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

We live in an increasingly polarizing landscape of political extremism. Liberal versus Conservative. Freedom versus order. What if that divide caused the United States to split into two countries and four extremist cultures? Marcus Coleman lives in a world where, decades earlier, exactly that happened. The black high school football and track star and his white best friend run away from their home in one extremist culture, and travel through three other extremist cultures, before finally finding the balanced moderation of Puerto Paz. Like a pair of nomadic Goldilocks, they embark on a journey of self-discovery, entering a strange new world full of drastically differing political ideologies and struggling to find a culture that feels like the right fit. Although raised in a culture that demands strict loyalty, their travels lead them to discover differences between themselves that test the limits of their friendship.

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Length: 432 Pages (32 KB)
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Added: Mar 20th, 2024

The Girl's Own Paper, Vol. VIII, No. 357, October 30, 1886 by Various 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 8 hours ago

This book was converted from its physical edition to the digital format by a community of volunteers. You may find it for free on the web. Purchase of the Kindle edition includes wireless delivery.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment [x]
Length: 55 Pages (195 KB)
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Added: Mar 19th, 2024

Empress Matilda of England Activity Book (Legendary Women of World History Activity Books 7) by Laurel A. Rockefeller (Laurel A. Rockefeller Books) Price verified one hour ago

Explore the Norman Conquest, the high middle ages, and the Angevin dynasty in this puzzle book featuring matching, word search, double puzzles, and crossword puzzles. Based on "Empress Matilda of England" by Laurel A. Rockefeller. Includes an excerpt from the book.

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Length: 47 Pages (12,646 KB)
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Added: Mar 13th, 2024

Politics on the Playground, Episode One: Trump's Tantrum by PJ Jones 3.3 Stars (38 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

***WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses*** So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I'm rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful. You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we're fresh out of the gluten kind). In other words, if you don't spew coffee through your nose while reading this book, YOU'RE READING IT WRONG! Sincerely, PJ * * * What critics are saying about Politics on the Playground There's ...

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Length: 18 Pages (932 KB)
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Added: Mar 10th, 2024

Migration, Dislocation and Movement on Screen by Ruxandra Trandafoiu Price verified 10 hours ago

Contemporary screen industries such as film and television have become primary sites for visualizing borders, migration, maps, and travel as processes of separation and dislocation, but also connection. Migration, Dislocation and Movement on Screen pulls case studies in film and television industries from throughout Europe, North Africa, and Asia to interrogate the nature of movement via moving images. By combining theoretical, interdisciplinary engagements with empirical research, this volume offers a new way to look at screen media's representations of our contemporary world's transnational and cosmopolitan imaginaries.

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The Halfshaft Games: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 3) by Jonathan Pidduck 3.8 Stars (112 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Humorous fantasy from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons" and "Cave-Trolls and Amazons". The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the amusement of the viewers back at home. Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard (proud possessor of two different spells) runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his narcissistic team-mate, whose principal achievement is proving that you don't need music to twerk. Together, they attempt to survive against all the Games can throw at them. Which is difficult, in a wizard's robes and sandals. Colourful humorous fantasy/parody for adults.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment [x]
Length: 212 Pages (582 KB)
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Read for Speed: A ridiculous story of a not so middle aged man's fantastic adventure in learning to speed read (Fortysomething Dad) by J Edward Frank 3.9 Stars (17 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Speed reading is a myth but that doesn't mean you can't do it too! Facing down terrible danger and the end of the world but probably not. Join Fortysomething dad as he takes a more memorable journey, in story form, so that you can remember how to read faster. You may not read a 200 page book in an hour but you can read this short read in much less time and learn everything you need to know.

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Length: 23 Pages (515 KB)
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Surviving A Vampire Love Story (Between Worlds Book 1) by Paro Dae 4.0 Stars (7 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

For the fans of Twilight and paranormal love... , a parody of vampire romance. After multiple requests from her roommate to read a bad boy novel, Zhuri finally picks up the book. Despite having a strong hatred towards such stories, she gives it a try, but not without complaining about it every few seconds. Annoyed by Zhuri's attitude, her roommate makes a birthday wish for Zhuri to enter a bad boy novel and change it to her liking. Silly of her roommate to think birthday wishes come true. Do they? Zhuri goes to bed laughing at her roommate just to wake up in the middle of the night in the bed that's not her, in the room that doesn't belong to her, in the town that doesn't exist, and in the novel that she hates the most, a bad boy romance. In order to return to her own world, she has to change the course of this story. But she can't do it by herself. Being a complete stranger in this world, she needs help to understand the rules of this universe. Help only the character she ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment [x]
Length: 171 Pages (1,496 KB)
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Unofficial Ariana Grande Trivia Slumber Party Quiz Game!: Who is the Ultimate Fan? Volume 1 (Celebrity Trivia Quiz) by Serenity Starr 4.1 Stars (26 Reviews)    Price verified 16 minutes ago

Test your Ariana Grande IQ with your friends at your next Slumber Party... One of you is surely the Ultimate Ariana Grande Fan who knows the answers to all 50 questions in each volume, 10 questions per Round. Is it you? Have a blast in all 5 Rounds, showing them all you're the best, laughing all the way... Find out if you're a true Arianator or not! You'll want to collect all 4 volumes of this freaking awesome party game. Time will fly as you try your luck proving yourself the best at Ariana Grande Trivia. The ultimate in fun, can even be played in the car on trips for the fastest journey ever!

Genre: Humor & Entertainment [x]
Length: 33 Pages (680 KB)
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Added: Feb 26th, 2024

Donne, quanto danno! (Italian Edition) by Antropoetico 3.3 Stars (19 Reviews)    Price verified 8 hours ago

Chi può comprendere la complessità di una mente femminile? Bella domanda non è vero? Cosa sono l'universo, i protoni, gli elettroni, i "quanti" stessi, di fronte a ciò che frulla nel cervello di una donna? Roba da ragazzi la teoria della relatività! Praticamente da quando esiste l'umanità, pensatori, filosofi, re e cantanti hanno cercato di dare una spiegazione logica di come ragioni una donna elaborando teorie e ipotesi tra le più disparate: "Il vaso più debole", "la parte artistica che manca all'uomo comune", "l'altra metà del cielo" , "portatrici di vita" fino alla raffigurazione sulla terra del lato femminile di Dio. Strano questo Dio che spacca se stesso in due elementi complessi dando a uno, quello di cui ha bisogno l'altro. E allora chi non ha una compagna, un compagno, potremmo definirlo un essere incompleto? Un infelice? Un essere contro natura? Amore, passione, famiglia, sentimento sono stati rappresentati e mitizzati in film e soap opere proprio tramite donne ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment [x]
Length: 106 Pages (620 KB)
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Added: Feb 21st, 2024