Just a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (29 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Is it true that nice guys finish last? It sure seems that way as a divorced man fights his way through a comedic dating scene. Will he ever find his soul mate? Phil has been called the male version of Carrie Bradshaw. Enjoy his humorous essays about relationships and the struggles we all have finding and keeping lovers. Women appreciate his open view into the minds of men. Artist Mike Swaim adds to the hilarity with his brilliant sketches, giving another dimension to Phil's quest for love. Excerpt from Just a Nice Guy - Commitment Test for Men Men say they are ready for monogamy, but are they just saying that to hasten the clothing removal process? I've put together a simple test a woman can give her man to see if he is truly ready or just a horny bastard. 1. When I see Kim Kardashian's butt on TV, I... a. Drool. b. Sport wood. c. Give thanks and praise. d. Change the channel. 2. The thing I look forward to most about getting married is... a. The built-in maid I get to have sex ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

I Am Not Your Guru (Yet): Until you read this book; then I totally will be by Ben Kissam (32 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Three years ago, his life was a mess. He hit rock bottom and knew he needed to change. Then, he ordered five self-help books from the internet. Now, he's a successful person. He runs his own lifestyle business, puts butter in his coffee, and quotes Nietzsche at parties. And in this groundbreaking how-to success manual, he'll teach you how to be successful just like him. You'll learn things like: - The keys to ditching all your loser friends (who have prevented you from being successful to this point) - Proven strategies for being overly optimistic, if not obnoxious, about how much you enjoy failure - How to 'win the day' with your morning routine, then lose the afternoon (guaranteed) - How to chunk down your goals and (literally) eat an elephant- How to craft edgy content with the f*cking f-word in the title

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Not So Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (8 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Love... Who needs it? I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation. Meh What I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist. Karma Kicked Me Sure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt -- that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it. Look at this book as my way of ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Still a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (35 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Dating is a humorous struggle for a recently divorced man who has no clue what women want. Excerpt from Still a Nice Guy - What's Your Sign? Astrology is bullshit. That doesn't keep people--including First Ladies--from making decisions based on their horoscopes. Some women decide if they are compatible with a man based on his sign. "Oh, you're a Virgo? Well, then this will never work." She's right; it won't, because I don't want to waste time with a deluded person. It's time we come up with a new set of signs, and I'm just the man to do it. • Hairies. Featuring Greeks and Italians, this group includes people with constant shower drain clogs and an arsenal of clippers and razors. • Saggyderryarius. Old folks with droopy butts. • Whorpio. Also known as "sex junkie," obsessed with enjoying the finer things in life in exchange for putting out. • Borus. This includes people who dominate every group event and keep us all on the edge of our seats with their Facebook updates, or ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Welcome to Shadowrun: Navigating the Cyberpunk Dystopia and Its Factions (Realm Chronicles: Unleashing the Power of Roleplaying Games) by Barrett Williams (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Welcome to the eBook, "Welcome to Shadowrun," an immersive journey into the heart of a dark, gritty, and unrelenting cyberpunk dystopia. Discover a world on the brink of collapse, where the lines between fantasy and reality blur, and humanity navigates the brutal consequences of unchecked capitalism and technological innovation. Embark on this thrilling experience as we delve deep into a landscape dominated by powerful megacorporations. Uncover their ruthless tactics and the devastating effects on society as we explore the intricate web of politics, intrigue, and espionage that permeates every corner of this futuristic world. Prepare to be introduced to the vibrant, diverse inhabitants of this chaotic realm, from the enigmatic shadowrunners to the awe-inspiring great dragons. Venture into the realm of advanced technologies and witness the unpredictable fusion of cyberware, bioware, and magic that has redefined the very fabric of existence. As humanity desperately clings to ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Lucky Louie’s Logical Lottery Lore by George R. Martin III Price verified 5 hours ago

IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! I'm thrilled to share with you that I was able to achieve a 4 OF 5 result on my first attempt using the Lottery Gambit system! I stumbled upon this method while searching for a way to play better combinations on the Lottery, and it's been working well for me. However, as with any game of chance, there are no guarantees of earnings. You assume all risk and responsibilities, and I cannot be held responsible for any losses, financial, physical, or emotional. That being said, I strongly encourage you to give this system a try, as it has been the Achilles' heel of every lottery worldwide. The results may vary from person to person, but for me, it was worth every penny. And remember, this system is for your eyes only and cannot be shared with anyone else. So knock thrice on the green door in the rear alley and step into the world of Lucky Louie's Logical Lottery Lore. Trust me, it's just a matter of ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

I Heart Movie Lists by Duane Bradley (7 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

WHAT LINKS JAMES CAMERON, RONALD MCDONALD, BILL COSBY AND DONALD TRUMP? WHICH DIRECTOR CHANGED HIS NAME TO "JESUS CHRIST II"? WAS PORN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH OF THE VCR? Sometimes reading about movies is more fun than watching them, so if you're bored by formulaic Hollywood blockbusters, this is the book for you. I Heart Movie Lists will give you a glimpse of the egos, conflicts and eccentric personalities in the movie industry as the authors struggle to answer the age old question, "What Were They Thinking?"

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

How to Date Men by Phil Torcivia (23 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

So, you want a man? Allow me to guide you through the jungle of hairy beasts. 99% of your romantic relationships have failed. You are the common denominator, so logic would say you suck at relationships. The problem isn't in the picker, it's in the picking. In this book, I lend my expertise as the datee, not the dater. I'm the man who knows men, and how you can net the one you want (for the time being). True, we men are slightly different, so you need to approach your prey appropriately. Don't go hunting birds with hammers. Let's say you'd like to date a married man whom, I assume, you're not married to. That's quite an evil desire, according to some. I'm not here to judge. Perhaps you want to bed a man who desperately needs something new, and who will leave you alone thereafter. Fine. Well, you need to approach this fellow a certain way. (It's in here.) Learn how to net Mr. Right. After reading this book you will know how to approach all types of men, including: • Older ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

From Zero to Hero: Unleash Your Creative Potential and Forge Epic Characters in the World of Dungeons & Dragons (Realm Chronicles: Unleashing the ... by Barrett Williams Price verified 6 hours ago

Venture into a world of limitless potential, where ordinary individuals rise to become extraordinary with our amazing new eBook - "From Zero to Hero". Unleashing the ultimate guide to character creation, this captivating publication sinks its teeth into the heart of what makes a hero truly memorable. Dive into the initial stages of shaping your protagonist with our engaging introduction to character creation. Meet all sorts of character races - grasp their strengths, their weaknesses, and learn to leverage them in the most strategic ways. Unravel the nuances of picking a class and distributing character attributes based on it. Unleash the power of choices, and learn how the ethical and moral orientation of your character impacts the world around them. Experience an in-depth exploration of your character's backstory. Discover how to craft believable, persuasive personality traits and develop unique skill sets and proficiencies. Learn to manage the nitty-gritty -- from distributing ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Global Movie Magazine Networks by Eric Hoyt (University of California Press) Price verified 8 hours ago

A free ebook version of this title is available through Luminos, University of California Press's Open Access publishing program. Visit www.luminosoa.org to learn more. This groundbreaking collection of essays from leading film historians features original research on movie magazines published in China, France, Germany, India, Iran, Latin America, South Korea, the U.S., and beyond. Vital resources for the study of film history and culture, movie magazines are frequently cited as sources, but rarely centered as objects of study. Global Movie Magazine Networks does precisely that, revealing the hybridity, heterogeneity, and connectivity of movie magazines and the important role they play in the intercontinental exchange of information and ideas about cinema. Uniquely, the contributors in this book have developed their critical analysis alongside the collaborative work of building digital resources, facilitating the digitization of more than a dozen of these historic magazines on an ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Random Tavern Encounters: D100 Random Tables for Fantasy Tabletop RPG (RPG Random Encounter Tables for Fantasy Tabletop Dungeon Masters Book 19) by Paul Bellow (6 Reviews)    Price verified 9 hours ago

Random tavern Encounters This Book Contains the Following... Random tavern Encounters x 500 Barkeep NPCs x 25 Tavern Patrons x 25 Human and Dwarven Names x20 each Dungeon and Tavern Names x20 each Get Even More at... https://randomencountersai.com

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Dialing the Globe: The Exciting World of DXing and International Discovery (RadioCraft Chronicles: Mastering HAM Radios for Modern Communication Book ... by Barrett Williams Price verified 9 hours ago

Dive into the extraordinary universe of DXing with "Dialing the Globe," a digital navigator's ultimate guide to the world of long-distance communication. Perfect for enthusiasts and newcomers alike, this eBook delves into the intriguing international hobby that connects cultures and continents through the airwaves. In "Dialing the Globe," embark on a journey that begins by unraveling the fundamentals of DXing and its compelling global allure. Discover the evolution of long-distance communications from its early days to the modern triumphs of technology, and get acquainted with radio frequencies and bands that tie the globe together. Ready to launch your very own DXing station? Chapter 2 outlines the critical equipment needed and offers strategic guidance for setting up an effective radio outpost. Grasp the influences of geography and weather on signal clarity and embark on a learning adventure that fine-tunes your listening skills, from distinguishing the faintest overseas ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Chess Tactics: 320 Extremely Hard Puzzles for Experts by Alex Terzi (13 Reviews)    Price verified 30 minutes ago

Do you want to learn the same chess techniques that master players use to win competitions all over the world? Then you need to get this workbook and finish the puzzles to see how! Chess is a difficult game to master. While it's easy to get into it's hard to truly excel. Many people spend years of their life trying to perfect their game. But, with this book you can do it in a manner of weeks. In the third volume of Alex Terzi's exciting chess workbook series, you'll learn some of the hardest chess techniques known to man by solving some of the hardest chess puzzles there is. These techniques are broken down step by step so that you can understand how they work and how to beat them, so that you're never caught off guard again. Like the last workbooks, this one is also broken down into three different parts so you work your way through the easiest to the hardest puzzles, all on your own time. By the end of this book you'll be able to sit down and play masters of the game, who've ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

The Big Fish... no place to bury kings (The Big Fish Tails Book 9) by Mike Williams (5 Reviews)    Price verified 30 minutes ago

The Big Fish is on the move - quite literally. And this latest tale has a look round some suitable resting places for monarchs.And some not so suitable ones. And look out for some distractions along the way.

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Nice Guy Island by Phil Torcivia (2 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

TOUR OF NICE GUY ISLAND You single? How's that dating thing working out for you? Getting your recommended nightly allowance of love and affection? Or are you at the point where a bottle of Pinot, a good TV series, and a pet or two are all you need? Thirteen years of being single, after thirteen years of marriage, has left me in a peculiar place -- on Nice Guy Island. I'm not the aggressive bad boy who hooks women with his mysterious behavior. I'm polite, kind, and considerate, which translates into "fucking boring" for far too many potential mates. Hence, all my paddling away from the island lands me in strong currents, taking me back where I started. If you visit my island, what you'll find is an often-sedated, yet content population of one and two-thirds (male felines, Syd and Symon). The fridge is full of beer, tuna, hot sauce, and prepared meals. The freezer has ice packs for sore, old muscles. Nothing else to see here. Not exactly Barbados. On this island, even ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

The Big Fish... At the Koper (The Big Fish Tails Book 19) by Mike Williams (2 Reviews)    Price verified 30 minutes ago

The Big Fish takes to the seas once more having seen off Covid, the Queen, and a few Prime Ministers too. How bad could it be...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

The Forever Pact (The Bachelors of Paradise Valley Book 1) by Jaimie Casey (486 Reviews)    Price verified one minute ago

What's that saying? What can go wrong will go wrong? I think that should be the saying for my life. I'm Pippa Chase. I was about to become Pippa Snothead, but then my fiancé cheated on me, and I called off the wedding... I'm heartbroken, but at least I avoided a horrible last name. And now, I'm on my way to Paradise Valley, Montana, to lick my wounds and figure out what's next in my life. I'm going to live with my childhood best friend, TJ Wyatt, on a ranch he bought. Ever since we were young, we had a pact that if one of us needed the other, we would be there for each other. Granted, TJ and I haven't seen each other since we were thirteen, and we stopped our barrage of letters and emails when we were eighteen. However, we still send Christmas cards yearly, and in one of them, he did say, "If you're ever in this part of the country, drop in." I don't think he meant it as literally as I took it. So, that's how I ended up living on a remote ranch, in a log cabin with a man who ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment

Both Barrels: Going Southern by Charlie B Harry (3 Reviews)    Price verified 6 hours ago

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- Makes the Full Monty look like half measures. -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

Genre: Humor & Entertainment