Bubbles by John T. Sonne (40 Reviews)    Price verified 4 hours ago

Can a goldfish kill a man? Hypothetically, but it would have to be an extraordinary goldfish and not much of a man. Thus we have the tale of Bubbles, a mutant goldfish, and Les Wellborne, a human resources manager in St. Louis, Missouri. The two conspicuous consumers collide in an appalling genetic explosion in John T. Sonne's novella, BUBBLES, a satirical tale of horror without redemption. Initially, Bubbles is forced to wait for prey to happen by its backyard pond. The mutating goldfish soon leaves the pond, aided by the ability to take on the characteristics of the creatures it consumes. The cute little carp quickly turns into an incredibly creepy critter with an insatiable appetite. The constantly evolving beast will destroy more than two households in a weekend filled with mayhem. Mature Content: This book contains sexual situations, vulgar language, unspeakable acts of violence, alcohol/marijuana use and arson. If that sounds like your sort of thing, please read a free ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

Love's a Glitch: A Meet-cute novel (the Meet-Cute Series Book 2) by Cindi Madsen (108 Reviews)    Price verified one minute ago

You've Got Mail meets What's Your Number when a phone update from hell results in a dating do-over, a wrong number that might just be the right one, and a battle between a web designer and her client, who don't realize they've been falling for one another -- via text. As a web designer, performing updates so I can enhance my texts with cute new emojis is a must. Only AI went all Terminator on me, resending every message from the past year. So glad I got to relive my tumultuous online dating experiences, including drunk texting an ex who ghosted me. Among the disgruntled are a handful of nice replies, leaving me unsure if the tech gods are smiting or smiling down on me. Especially when I get a reply from a dude with a new number -- Luke's witty, makes me LOL, and gives great advice regarding my client who keeps sending snarky emails. As I begin re-dating guys from my past, Luke demands updates. With him quickly hacking his way into my heart, I'm afraid I'm falling for the wrong guy. ...

Genre: Humor & Satire

The Customer's Always Right! by Marrico Gordon (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Love, adventure, and humor fill the pages of Marrico Gordon's The Customer's Always Right! Nineteen-year-old Kegan Price and his friends work at a burger joint, and become fed up with rude customers. Together they lead protests, but Kegan soon realizes they are wrong. In this fast-paced satire, the customer is always right!

Genre: Humor & Satire