The Ultimate Brain Charge Trivia Book: A Fun and Educative Way to Relax and Relinquish Stress: Suitable for Adults, Teens & Kids by Chris Wunderkind (3 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Sharpen Your Wit and Ignite Your Laughter with The Ultimate Brain Charge Trivia Book! Ready to challenge your friends In a fierce competition and create unforgettable memories? Explore the "Ultimate Brain Charge Trivia Book," your passport to 200 engaging and exciting questions spanning pop culture, history, current affairs, and more! Why you'll love this book: • 200 carefully curated questions: Test your knowledge across diverse topics, all meticulously researched for accuracy and intrigue. • Difficulty levels for everyone: From casual players to trivia titans, every mind will be challenged and entertained. • Are answers readily available: Stumped? No worries! Answers are provided for effortless learning and discussion. • Perfect for all occasions: Liven up game nights, and family gatherings, or simply test your skills solo. • Ideal gift for all ages: Share the joy of knowledge and laughter with friends, family, and fellow trivia enthusiasts. This is more than just ...

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Rolling for Riches II: The Zocchihedron Methodology by George R. Martin III Price verified 3 hours ago

Listen up, folks, do you want to win big in the lottery without having to rely on pure luck? Well, have I got a deal for you! Rolling for Riches II: The Zocchihedron Methodology is the ultimate guide to using RPG dice to randomize lottery numbers with precision and accuracy. Yes, you heard that right, we're using dice to predict the lottery numbers! It's not rocket science, it's just the Law of Attraction and the Law of Averages in effect. And let me tell you, this method isn't just some bogus theory, we've reverse-engineered several jackpot winning sets of numbers to ensure this methodology works. Sure, you may not win every single time, but your odds increase dramatically. And if you do win, remember to pay it forward and donate to a worthy cause. But, hold up, before you jump on the bandwagon and start rolling those dice, let's get one thing straight. There's absolutely no guarantee of any earnings, whatsoever. Like any game of chance, there's always risk involved, and you, the ...

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Have a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (8 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

You don't want a bad boy, my dear; at least not in the real world. You can fantasize all you like about a scruffy, Harley-driving, tattooed beast who does things you thought you'd never allow. But, you don't want to meet him, because eventually he's going to shit all over you, emotionally. You need a nice guy. Forget that nonsense about how anything worthwhile is worth working hard for. If you wanted to buy a horse you could ride around the neighborhood, you would never opt for a wild bronco that would scream, thrash, and resist every attempt you made to civilize him. You'd go for the broken stud, and avoid a broken neck. That's why I suggest you recalibrate your penis-homing device. If you're in a bar, and you spot a tanned God in a vintage T-shirt and sandals who winks and slaps your ass as he walks by, run away. Run toward that kind fellow over there -- the one who has been down the aisle a few times, and learned how to behave. Have a nice guy!

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Norm's Shorts by Norm Cowie (Humor Writers of America) (1 Review)    Price verified 5 hours ago

A zombie interrupts a vampire bat feast at the local pizzeria. A caveman is treed by a saber-tooth. Two pets witness their master turn into a werewolf. What do all of these have in common? Not much, other than each has a starring role in this collection of short stories by Norm Cowie, award-winning business columnist, author of six humor books and founder of the Humor Writers of America. Norm's Shorts runs the gamut of vampires, cavemen, college dudes, werewolves, fantasy, sci-fi... all unapologetically laced with humor (and featuring a short humor essay by Norm's daughter, Sam).

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Nice Guy FAIL by Phil Torcivia (24 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain I'm at a New Year's party with a bunch of friends, most married. Midnight is approaching, and I'm holding the tallest Bombay Sapphire and tonic I can find, because I haven't found Miss Next. A married friend remarks. "Dude, who are you going to kiss at midnight?" "No idea." "Why don't you mingle and find someone?" "Maybe I don't see anyone I'd like to kiss." "Hey, beggars can't be choosers." "Neither can married men." "But... " "Careful, lad. You don't want to confess infidelity to a writer." "I'm not. I'm just saying, if I wanted to kiss another woman, I could." "Right, and you might be caught and forced to pay the consequences, which would be more significant than mine." "So, you like being alone because it's safer." "Single. I like being single, because it offers nearly limitless opportunities." "What about the sex?" "Really? You want to go there? How long have you been ...

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Would you Rather: 250+ Beyond the Surface, Laugh-Out-Loud, and Mind-Stretching Questions for Endless Interactive Fun: Gift for Christmas, Birthday, ... by Adventure Awaits Publishing (15 Reviews)    Price verified one hour ago

Unplug and Connect with "Would You Rather for Kids: Beyond the Surface" In today's fast-paced, digitally dominated world, finding meaningful time with your children can be challenging. "Would You Rather for Kids: Beyond the Surface" offers a delightful solution. Packed with imaginative and engaging questions designed for children aged 6 and up, this book is your ticket to captivating their attention and fostering deep, meaningful conversations. • Spark Creativity and Laughter: From exploring outer space to diving into the ocean's depths, each whimsical scenario invites laughter and joy. Whether choosing between the power to fly or time travel, these dilemmas are not just fun but are gateways to discovering your child's values, dreams, and quirks. • Interactive and Insightful: Not only can children explore their own imaginations, but they also have the opportunity to ask questions to their parents. This two-way dialogue enhances understanding and deepens family bonds, making ...

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Spanish Word Search : Large Print Puzzles and Activity Book for Kids, Adults and Seniors. Beginners Friendly for Learning : More than 100 Puzzles ... by Jayme Joseph Publications (1 Review)    Price verified 28 minutes ago

• Large Print Puzzles and Activity Book for Kids, Adults & Seniors. Beginner Friendly for Learning.Libro de actividades y rompecabezas de gran tamaño para niños, adultos y personas mayores. Para principiantes y para aprender. • Spanish word search puzzles book for Kids, Adults and Seniors with Over 130 puzzles.Libro de sopas de letras en español para niños, adultos y mayores con más de 130 acertijos. • Completely new crosswords, words, layout, and structure. endless fun that stimulates the mind. Crucigramas, palabras, diseño y estructura completamente nuevos. Diversión sin fin que estimula la mente. • The puzzle book is 8x11 inches in size and contains 134 pages with more than 130 unique word search puzzles and their solutions.El libro de crucigramas tiene un tamaño de 8x11 pulgadas y contiene 134 páginas con más de 130 sopas de letras únicas y sus soluciones.

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Such a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (32 Reviews)    Price verified 53 minutes ago

Strip an East Coast man in his forties of his marital obligations, transplant him into San Diego, and something funny happens. Enjoy 84 humorous anecdotes about relationships, love, sex, and lifestyles. Excerpt from Such a Nice Guy - The Walk of Shame I define this as the walk a woman takes from a man's residence to her car after a night of bumping nasties. Did this originate with the "Bridge of Sighs" in Venice? I sure hope not. After all, it doesn't come with a prison sentence. I find this walk hurtful (sniff) and I demand an apology on behalf of my scorned brothers. Why is the walk shameful? • If the neighbors see you, they will think you're slutty. • You're wearing the same clothes from last night (with an assortment of new pulls, wrinkles, and stains). • Your sobriety has exposed my flaws. When I leave a girl's house, I take the "walk of pride" because: • If the neighbors see me, they will think I'm stud-worthy, trustworthy, and responsible for all those funny ...

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FOLLOW THIS: Bad Advice for a Basic Life (BS Guide to Life) by Steffi Evans (7 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Do you ever feel like a failure? Do you wonder WTF is happening to your life? If you want the worst advice you have ever heard - keep reading! In this refreshingly entertaining guide to destroying your life, bestselling author Steffi Evans serves up ridiculous advice to send your life down the toilet bowl. Find out how to screw up your health, finances and relationships with stupid recommendations to help you: • Follow the herd like sheep jumping off a cliff. • Spend money on stupid sh*t that may kill you. • Fulfill your dream of having a credit card in every color of the rainbow. By the end of FOLLOW THIS: Bad Advice for a Basic Life, you will understand what-not-to-do in almost every aspect of your life. So let's make some serious changes, and start living smarter, healthier and happier. FOLLOW THIS is a quick read with humor and sarcasm designed to give advice that we need, but may not want to hear... It's the perfect book for anyone graduating high school, college or ...

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Nice Knowing You by Phil Torcivia (16 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Are you single? Divorced or widowed, perhaps? Are you having your second, third, or fourth go at soul mate searching? Me too! Do you look around at paired-up peeps and wonder why you haven't been picked yet? Or, as I have learned, do you acknowledge the happy couple and snicker silently because you know where they're heading? In the eight years since my divorce, I've gone on hundreds of dates. Now, I could consider that a problem, which I should have taken responsibility for after failure, say, number twenty. On the other hand, I can see it as a natural process for someone with such discerning tastes. Either way, if I don't vent about my struggle I'm going to cramp up and need a new jacket and rubber walls. So, come with me on my little journey here in my sixth book on the subject. (There's no end in sight.) I must warn you that I enjoy swearing and writing about sex. You're going to see the F-word quite a few times in the following pages. If that ultra-flexible word is going to ...

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The Old School Dungeon: Dungeon Maps Described Book 8 (RPG Maps and Gamemaster Dungeon Adventure Ideas) by Paul Bellow (LitRPG Adventures) (6 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

Dungeon Maps Described! Players in a big city will be asked by Gunther the noble to travel to a dilapidated temple nearby as part of a quest. The players won't be aware of it, but this is an Old School dungeon. They will find a strange unidirectional maze within the temple with a treasure at the end. The twist is that some of the treasure is cursed and anyone who picks it up and leaves the dungeon will fall into a mystical sleep that will last for a year and a day. This temple is filled with puzzles and traps that involve the maze itself. Players will need to traverse the maze and defeat the Undead Lich that guards the treasure. If they do this, they can loot the treasure and leave as heroes for the nearby village. This book contains a map with all the main areas described by me and my AI friend. There's also a list of NPCs that you can use, random encounter tables, and more. Click Look Inside to see everything you'll get.

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Nice Guy Syndrome by Phil Torcivia (4 Reviews)    Price verified 2 hours ago

What is Nice Guy Syndrome? Nice Guy Syndrome is an affliction where a heterosexual male is frustrated because he finds himself caged within the friend zone of women he'd prefer to be dating. Often, he is a kind and sympathetic person who listens well, and lends a shoulder for women to cry on. He's loved and admired, but not the type of fellow women sleep with. If there is a hell, this is it, and I'm in the penthouse. I was raised to be a nice guy. My relatives and teachers instilled in me the importance of: • Treating women gently • Protecting and providing for women • Listening to women without judging • Understanding what it is women want, even when they don't say the words • Opening and holding doors for women • Handling certain tasks for women • Writing love notes to women • Complimenting women I'm a master of the above and, thereby, block my own access to the physical parts of women I long for. So, what's a nice guy to do? Should I shed my skin, get a ...

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Nice Meeting You by Phil Torcivia (23 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

A divorced man continues his hilarious search for true love as he struggles to learn what women really want. Excerpt from Nice Meeting You - Breakup Form Letter Dear [insert name of the person you will no longer be sleeping with, unless you get really drunk and lonely], I [have enjoyed/was bored by/regretted] our relationship but [unfortunately/fortunately/thank freaking God] it has come to an end. You're a real [special/nice/stupid] person, and I'm doing this in print so that you don't have any misconceptions about why our relationship is over. Here are the main reasons why I [don't love you anymore/need a break/can no longer stand the sight of you]: [Insert all that apply.] • You smell. • You're a slob. • Your [pets/children/family] are nuisances. • You're cheap. • I found your Match.com profile, and it is chock full of lies. (Athletic and Toned? Really?) • You don't wash your [sheets/shirts/self] often enough. • You're a Boston [Celtics/Red Sox/anything] ...

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What a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (25 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Do you know any nice guys? Perhaps you're married to or good friends with one. Well, consider the possibility that this nice guy is so frustrated with his relationship failures that he needs to vent to keep from turning into a bad boy with anger issues. Then, try not to spit hot coffee as you read his sarcastic rants about why men and women don't seem to fit. Excerpt from What a Nice Guy -- Snippity Doo Dah My initial vasectomy consultation is scheduled for today and I can't get this song out of my head: Snippity doo dah, snippity aye, My, oh my, what a wonderful day! None of my sperm is going to stray. Snippity doo dah, snippity aye. Mister blue balls getting older, No child support It's so practical. Everything's satisfactual! (Everbody now... ) Snippity doo dah, snippity aye, Rubberless feelings coming my way! If you're staring at this page with mouth agape, you're either my mother or a fertile woman. Men, can I have an amen? You betcha. Look, ladies, I turn ...

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Being the Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (2 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

It's not easy being the nice guy. Would you rather your man be genuine or nice? Don't you want honesty? To be the nice guy I must constantly look for your best traits, admire them, remind you how much I appreciate them (but, not too often as that would be creepy), and avoid any sensitive areas. This is a chore I must endure if I'm to maintain any friends or lovers. Sad. Well, this book in my Nice Guy series lays out a bunch of crass, sarcastic, swear-word-laden essays chronicling my best efforts, which have failed because I still have two cats and zero vaginas in my bed. I hope that you vicariously enjoy my relationship struggles and that they somehow make your relationship situation seem so much better. You're welcome.

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Just a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (29 Reviews)    Price verified 58 minutes ago

Is it true that nice guys finish last? It sure seems that way as a divorced man fights his way through a comedic dating scene. Will he ever find his soul mate? Phil has been called the male version of Carrie Bradshaw. Enjoy his humorous essays about relationships and the struggles we all have finding and keeping lovers. Women appreciate his open view into the minds of men. Artist Mike Swaim adds to the hilarity with his brilliant sketches, giving another dimension to Phil's quest for love. Excerpt from Just a Nice Guy - Commitment Test for Men Men say they are ready for monogamy, but are they just saying that to hasten the clothing removal process? I've put together a simple test a woman can give her man to see if he is truly ready or just a horny bastard. 1. When I see Kim Kardashian's butt on TV, I... a. Drool. b. Sport wood. c. Give thanks and praise. d. Change the channel. 2. The thing I look forward to most about getting married is... a. The built-in maid I get to have sex ...

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I Am Not Your Guru (Yet): Until you read this book; then I totally will be by Ben Kissam (32 Reviews)    Price verified 58 minutes ago

Three years ago, his life was a mess. He hit rock bottom and knew he needed to change. Then, he ordered five self-help books from the internet. Now, he's a successful person. He runs his own lifestyle business, puts butter in his coffee, and quotes Nietzsche at parties. And in this groundbreaking how-to success manual, he'll teach you how to be successful just like him. You'll learn things like: - The keys to ditching all your loser friends (who have prevented you from being successful to this point) - Proven strategies for being overly optimistic, if not obnoxious, about how much you enjoy failure - How to 'win the day' with your morning routine, then lose the afternoon (guaranteed) - How to chunk down your goals and (literally) eat an elephant- How to craft edgy content with the f*cking f-word in the title

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Not So Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (8 Reviews)    Price verified 5 hours ago

Love... Who needs it? I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation. Meh What I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist. Karma Kicked Me Sure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt -- that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it. Look at this book as my way of ...

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Still a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia (35 Reviews)    Price verified 33 minutes ago

Dating is a humorous struggle for a recently divorced man who has no clue what women want. Excerpt from Still a Nice Guy - What's Your Sign? Astrology is bullshit. That doesn't keep people--including First Ladies--from making decisions based on their horoscopes. Some women decide if they are compatible with a man based on his sign. "Oh, you're a Virgo? Well, then this will never work." She's right; it won't, because I don't want to waste time with a deluded person. It's time we come up with a new set of signs, and I'm just the man to do it. • Hairies. Featuring Greeks and Italians, this group includes people with constant shower drain clogs and an arsenal of clippers and razors. • Saggyderryarius. Old folks with droopy butts. • Whorpio. Also known as "sex junkie," obsessed with enjoying the finer things in life in exchange for putting out. • Borus. This includes people who dominate every group event and keep us all on the edge of our seats with their Facebook updates, or ...

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Lucky Louie’s Logical Lottery Lore by George R. Martin III Price verified 2 hours ago

IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! IF YOU READ IT FOR FREE... PLEASE REVIEW ME! I'm thrilled to share with you that I was able to achieve a 4 OF 5 result on my first attempt using the Lottery Gambit system! I stumbled upon this method while searching for a way to play better combinations on the Lottery, and it's been working well for me. However, as with any game of chance, there are no guarantees of earnings. You assume all risk and responsibilities, and I cannot be held responsible for any losses, financial, physical, or emotional. That being said, I strongly encourage you to give this system a try, as it has been the Achilles' heel of every lottery worldwide. The results may vary from person to person, but for me, it was worth every penny. And remember, this system is for your eyes only and cannot be shared with anyone else. So knock thrice on the green door in the rear alley and step into the world of Lucky Louie's Logical Lottery Lore. Trust me, it's just a matter of ...

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