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The Unbearable Bassington (Historical Novel): A Historical Novel by Saki (Musaicum Books) 4.4 Stars (7 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

This eBook edition of "The Unbearable Bassington" has been formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Francesca Bassington is a somewhat cold and self-contained society woman who values her home and possessions above all else. She lives in a house that was left to a young, underage heiress, Emmeline Chetrof, and Francesca is free to continue living there until Emmeline gets married. Well contented to continue living there forever, Francesca is trying to find a way to stay in the house, maneuvering with her son Comus, a self-centered young man whose irresponsibility may have been excusable and endearing when he was young but whose flippancy and fecklessness has now become a sore point between him and his mother

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 80 Pages (785 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

Psmith Series by P. G. Wodehouse (Musaicum Books) Price verified 8 hours ago

This eBook has been formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Rupert Psmithis a recurring fictional character in several novels by British comic writer P. G. Wodehouse, being one of Wodehouse's best-loved characters. The P in his surname is silent ("as in pshrimp" in his own words) and was added by himself, in order to distinguish him from other Smiths. Contents: Mike Mike and Psmith Psmith in the City The Prince and Betty Psmith, Journalist

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Size: 3,216 KB
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

Virtue at Market Price: A Saucy Tale of Airborne Pirates and Sins Personified (Empyreal Privateer Trilogy Book 1) by M.E. Meegs (Lycophos Press) 4.0 Stars (18 Reviews)    Price verified 7 hours ago

In April 1924, airship pirates descend on the luxury liner S.S. Paris and make off with a bounty of young female captives. When the various authorities appear powerless to act, one man steps forward, pledging himself to recover said booty and thereby render American womanhood secure. Unfortunately for all concerned, that man is E. Pluribus Van Slyke... Motivated by his twin appetites for personal enrichment and female companionship, this transoceanic con man and cashiered naval officer deftly persuades a succession of equally ignoble characters of his suitability for the task. Then, given command of a decrepit airship, Van Slyke heads into the empyrean with a crew of half-wits, misfits, and felons. But this voyage into the unknown is doubly so, for it soon becomes obvious the pirates who raided the Paris descended from fictional skies. In this parallel world our would-be hero finds himself at the mercy of rum-running cutthroats and throat-cutting buccaneers. Will he survive his ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 248 Pages (3,146 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

Stinky and the Artrepreneur (Stinky Stories Book 12) by Peter Grant Price verified 9 hours ago

True Love Will Find a Way Even with Stinky as a Guide; Stinky is wary of meeting an old college chum. Stinky loaned him some money before the senior dance to finance the demise of the lad's virginity and in the intervening years Stinky has no idea what happened to his money or Dogface. Mostly, he's worried that the so-called "serial entrepreneur" wants capital for his latest scheme. True, Dogface is trying to light a fire under his new candle business, but what he really wants is for Stinky to help him find his lost love. She was an artist; he was a business major and she's the only girl he ever met who can look at a sunset and enjoy its beauty. The kind of girl he usually dates uses the fading light to calculate the size of the hotel she could build on the beach to monetize the view. Sigh. Will true love prevail, even with Stinky helping? Read on. About Stinky Stories Stinky and Eddie appear in almost eighty comic short stories in the #1 bestselling Amazon series. Stinky is ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 64 Pages (379 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

Reaching for the Gods: Hollywood Behind the Scenes by Laith Doory 3.3 Stars (21 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

Hollywood Behind the Scenes A novel set in the 1980s, completed in the 1990s but speaks volumes of where we are today. 'Reaching for the Gods' exposes Hollywood in a similar hard-hitting way that 'The Devil Wears Prada' exposes the fashion industry. It is 1984, the year of the Los Angeles Olympics, and Merle LaBrune plans to remain young for however long it takes for her to ascend a pantheon of Hollywood idols and be worshipped as a goddess. However, she has the unerring feeling she is about to be dropped from the long-running soap opera in which she stars. Her life is further complicated by her live-in lover's decision to bring his daughter, Heidi, to come live with them. Heidi does her utmost to make Merle's life a living hell. The story starts at the very beginning, so to speak, with a dream sequence of the archetypal Eve and ends with Merle's ambition of godhood almost realized: banged up in jail as she atones for the sins of mankind. But her delusions are finally shattered ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 265 Pages (1,147 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

WATER AND AIR by S.E. McKenzie (S. E. McKenzie Productions) Price verified 10 hours ago

'Water and Air' is S.E. McKenzie's sixth Epic Poem exploring the effect the Microbeast has in our lives.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 28 Pages (575 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

Clueless In Paradise (A Billy Bob Bahama Sailing Adventure) by Robert Wright 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

A young man awakens from a coma after a near-fatal accident. Over the next year, he makes many life choices including picking a name (Billy Bob Bahama), a place to live, and forming new friendships. He then embarks on several sailing adventures in the Bahamas. The many new experiences are viewed through the eyes of a somewhat naive, but very likeable, amnesiac!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 172 Pages (2,068 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

The Pieta in Ordinary Time: And Other Stories by William Cook 5.0 Stars (13 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

*What happens when Seattle is destroyed in a nuclear holocaust? *When all a young boy wants for Christmas is the left hand he lost in an automobile accident the year before? *When a woman travels to San Diego to commit suicide after the overdose death of her only son? *When a young man plots to humiliate his attorney father, running for public office, by taking a job in an adult shop? *When a psychiatrist's bipolar patient invites him to become his copilot when the aliens come back for him in their time-space ship? *When a priest hears the confession of a serial killer and is helpless to prevent him from killing again? These and ten other stories are a smorgasbord of short fiction, inviting the reader on a journey of droll humor, philosophical contemplation, suspense, and terror. Pour yourself a glass of Oregon Pinot or a cup of hot black coffee and enjoy!

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 304 Pages (624 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

Hand In The Till (The Derry Women Series Book 2) by Gerald Hansen (Mint Books) 3.6 Stars (73 Reviews)    Price verified 4 minutes ago

"Continued brilliance. The characters will make you laugh and cry and fume while you're reading. Comic Irish writing at its best." Colin Quinn NOTE: Although this book is part of the DERRY WOMEN SERIES, there is no cliffhanger. It is true that the characters get older as the series progresses, but each book is a complete story, and can be enjoyed without having read the previous book. For those of you who prefer a gentler reading experience, a PG version of this book is also available here on Amazon. Desperate mother of seven, Fionnuala Flood, thinks her new get-rich-quick scheme will pay all the bills, but instead it threatens to tear the family apart forever. The case of bargain bin canned vegetables she bought for the scam contains explosives, not potatoes. And a wilting branch of the defunct IRA will stop at nothing to get it back. Adding to the Fionnuala woes, her two oldest sons are in prison, her husband's hands are fondling more than frozen fish at the packing plant, and her ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 260 Pages (1,163 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

The Directing Flavors (The Labyrinth City Series) by Wisteria D. Jones Price verified 12 hours ago

A good critic does what needs to be done. Samantha has spent her time living in the big city trying to cultivate a following for her online food critique blog. One bad review can spell out disaster for a restaurant, but Samantha knows that she needs to be the impartial judge the city deserves. She's tasted the city's local cuisine, sampled the drinks, and has an opinion that she needs to share. Sadly, her blog only has a handful of loyal readers, and she's in a rut. There's only so many places to eat before she's written about them all, and so far none of them have had the showstopper quality she's looking for. On her quest for the next trendy food joint, her taste buds try to warn her of an unseen presence. Will following this mysterious creature leave a bad taste in her mouth? Along with five other strangers, Samantha will try and follow the mysterious creature throughout the city to discover its secrets. Unfortunately for her, it's not always easy to rely on taste alone.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 28 Pages (1,016 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

A Christmas Feast In Bethlehem (New Zealand) by Nykki Dawn Price verified 12 hours ago

This is the third short story in the Bethlehem (New Zealand) series. At 17,000 words this is longer than the previous two so will take about an hour and a half to read. As Christmas draws closer, the town of Bethlehem is preparing for the annual Christmas Fair. One of the highlights during the Fair will be the auditions taking place for the part of Romeo. Verity Spragwell is preparing for her debut and is terribly excited at the prospect of putting Bethlehem on the map as the cultural centre of New Zealand. However, eleven year old Tim Hopman is not so excited. He has a problem and so enlists the help of his friend, John Zhou. Tim's beloved pet, Bamfrey the pig, is intended to be the Christmas dinner and the boys set out to ensure this does not happen. Thus, the stage is set for the characters to converge in what will be an audition, as well as an escape, to make the lead up to Christmas a memorable and eventful time.

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 60 Pages (2,991 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

Stinky Lays an Easter Egg (Stinky Stories Book 47) by Peter Grant 5.0 Stars (1 Review)    Price verified 3 hours ago

After the Sunday school fiasco, Stinky gives up peace of mind for Lent. Thanks to Uncle Stinky's energetic coaching, Gradey's performance in a Sunday school play is a disaster. It's so bad, St. John pleads with his publisher to delete a chapter from his popular gospel. For punishment Stinky and his sister are assigned to the Easter Egg Hunt Committee to plan the parish's annual exercise in teaching youngsters valuable lessons about greed and competitiveness. The siblings fail to communicate an important bit of information and leave with egg on their faces -- and everywhere else. On Monday the Easter Bunny files paperwork to become a groundhog. He wants to return to his den and sleep for six weeks and hopes he awakens with no memories. Do you detect a bit of hyperbole? Read on. About Stinky Stories Stinky and Eddie appear in almost eighty comic short stories in the #1 bestselling Amazon series. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 51 Pages (482 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

The Christmas Castle Ghost (Izzie Firecracker Book 4) by Janet Butler Male 4.8 Stars (6 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

It's nearly Christmas... and Izzie Firecracker is dreaming of a hot sexy holiday in Bora Bora when her new husband summons her to the Scottish Highlands. The family business, a castle hotel on the Isle of Scree, is short on funds and can't turn down a wealthy and glamorous American family who wants the 'Full Scottish Castle Experience' - complete with ghost. But there is no ghost. Or is there? And none of the guests is intent on murder or embezzlement? Or are they? What Izzie presumed would be a quiet Christmas is anything but, and she finds herself in a race against time to save the hotel - and a guest's life. A festive feel-good romantic romp, with a good sprinkling of dark intrigue to spice up the Christmas punch. (A novella of approx. 19,500 words)

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 148 Pages (1,656 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

The End of the Word as We Know It: A Surreal, Comic Explanation for Today’s World by Michael Sandels 3.4 Stars (13 Reviews)    Price verified 12 hours ago

Michael Sandels's unique, hilarious, novella The End of the Word as We Know It is the epic story of humanity's journey from 1960 through 2020, and how we arrived at where we are now. In a work that took 34 years to write, Sandels inventively explains it all. Who or what is responsible for Earth's problems? This fun, surreal comedy attempts to provide the answer to this question. It is 1960. And as the human race struggles blindly onward, the discovery of a dark, new presence transforms the world and threatens all human life. All is not right on Earth. The planet has become mankind's worst nightmare. And in its long history, it had never before faced such a disastrous threat. What needs to be done next is revealed in this surprising, twisting tale, which is presented in such an unorthodox fashion, it's a little unlike any book you've read! Existential in nature, the book tests the boundaries of reality, and the written word. And as the fate of humanity hangs in the balance, who ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 135 Pages (8,885 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

Cageheads: Dojo Storm (Season 1 Episode 1) by Blade T Thunder 5.0 Stars (4 Reviews)    Price verified 3 hours ago

The guys are trying to drum up business for Wild Bill's MMA gym, but it seems Kung Fu Tech has a laser-shooting death grip on the town's martial arts scene. A failed peace offering leads to a crazy and horribly executed dojo storm. The guys put on a seminar in an attempt to apologize to the townspeople complete with cotton candy, a party ball keg, and a "pony". It doesn't go so well either. WARNING: Rated R for offensive language and situations, crude humor, and general stupidity This book-show series is something like the illegitimate love child of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Blue Mountain State. If you haven't seen either of those shows and you like hilarious and mocking TV, stop reading right now and go watch them. This book-show is really only for those who enjoy ridiculous comedy and have a sense of humor on par with a 15 year old. DO NOT read this if you are offended easily or place a high emphasis on the rampant 'political correctness' that is dominating much of ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 40 Pages (2,693 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 14th, 2020

Good Vibration by S M Mala 3.7 Stars (30 Reviews)    Price verified 19 hours ago

Sylvie works in an e-commerce company, 'Good Vibration', specialising in the distribution of adult toys. She's surrounded by colourful people as well as interesting items she refuses to use. The place has been her lifeline, even though it's made out of silicone and plastic, for two and a half years as she still tries to come to terms with the devastation of losing of her husband while bringing up their daughter, alone. Her world is turned upside down when her work partner collapses and his stepson, Finlay, comes in to sort out the business, which his family own. The consummated snob isn't impressed with it and wants it to shut it down. He finds the product and people distasteful... and it shows. And he has his own problems, as his beautiful French wife has just told him she's pregnant but he might not be the father. Determined to keep the place open, against someone fixed on closing it down, the pair fight tooth and nail to achieve what they want, both poles apart on how they ...

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 1,023 Pages (1,043 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 13th, 2020

Onwards to the Paramecietic System: Excursion through the Absurd [212] by Arsidious The Great Writer Price verified 19 hours ago

As we continue our journey to find the mysterious prose and save the universe, I, Reblic, turn to my comrades who are busy with various chores that have to do with ship maintenance, like sweeping, window cleaning, computer defragging, upgrading Wifi system and firewalls, replacing broken shutters, and so forth. "We never made it to the Paramecietic system where the Daphnianets and the Amebanaughts have been fighting an ancient war for trillions of microsects. Maybe we should continue our search there?" Frac put down his yellow seasonal paper clips and turns with an excited look on his face. "I think that would be a most excellent idea! I hear they have a corn dog festival there this time of year, with all kinds of corn dogs - even ones made with real corn!"

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 21 Pages (779 KB)
Lending: Enabled
Added: Jul 13th, 2020

PSMITH - Complete Series: Mike, Mike and Psmith, Psmith in the City, The Prince and Betty and Psmith, Journalist by P. G. Wodehouse (e-artnow) Price verified 20 hours ago

Rupert Psmithis a recurring fictional character in several novels by British comic writer P. G. Wodehouse, being one of Wodehouse's best-loved characters. The P in his surname is silent ("as in pshrimp" in his own words) and was added by himself, in order to distinguish him from other Smiths. Contents: Mike Mike and Psmith Psmith in the City The Prince and Betty Psmith, Journalist

Genre: Humor & Satire [x]
Length: 1,091 Pages (3,370 KB)
Lending: Not Enabled
Added: Jul 13th, 2020
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